• What is the most funniest/stupidest reason you've ever been kicked out of class.
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class was quiet(silent study hall) i shoved my books off my desk and yelled "SHIT!" then i said "fuckin tourrettes" and the teacher sent me to the office
In 1st grade, I called an Asian girl a N-----. I don't remember why, I don't think I even knew what that meant at the time. She cried and I was sent to the principle, but she's an irritating slut now, so whatever.
Ripping someone's head off. I mean come on, what kind of reason is that? I just wanted a new skull for my collection, thankfully they apologized later.
Telling the teacher he has made a french fault in what he was writing on the chalkboard... woops.
[QUOTE=dvrethman;21505352]In 1st grade, I called an Asian girl a N-----. I don't remember why, I don't think I even knew what that meant at the time. She cried and I was sent to the principle, but she's an irritating slut now, so whatever.[/QUOTE] You should do it again. haha
Me: Sorry for Blowing up the school. Teacher: Why did you do it? Me: Shit happens.. Teacher: ....Get out.
I was a good little boy. I was still very angry in my head.
[QUOTE=deadscope;20943813]got tired of this teachers opinionated bullshit, so i stoop up, flipped over my desk, called my teacher a fucking degenerate retarded bitch, then punched a hole in this thin ass divider wall (so basically the kids on the other side just hear yelling then a fist comes through the wall). Then some kid started making fun of me so i broke his jaw with my fist. i was then sent to the alternate school for kids that do shit that commies dont like. for the rest of the year that had just started. it was completely worth it though, im a legend now. :clint:[/QUOTE] Yea, that happend. -- I'm a good boii :D [editline]15:41[/editline] No wait, I actually got kicked out once, because I asked the teacher why she had such a big nose. Couple of years ago.
Not me, but my friend was once kicked out of class [i]almost[/i] every day. He would walk in, and the teacher would ask for the homework. Since he was standing in the hallway for the entire previous class, he never knew what any of the assigned homework was. She would tell him to step outside for a second because he never did his homework, she would forget, and he would stay outside all class long, only to be repeated the next day. The best part was when she told us that we had a "special" kid in our class, and after a while, we figured out it was the kid she kept kicking out, but he was a perfectly normal kid... She also gave me an A on a shitty claymation I did in five minutes, but a D on a large paper maché that took me 2 weeks to do because "I clearly threw it together at the last minute."
My best friend would get sent out of Latin (lal) before he did anything bad because the teacher claimed that he always messed around so she did it before it happend to disrupt the current lesson. Anyhow, he got expelled and she quit.
Making out with the teacher's daughter.
i threw out the teachers pens through a window.
By using the scientific method (I asked a question that she couldn't answer). Seriously.
[QUOTE=Waco Kid;21511549]Making out with the teacher's daughter.[/QUOTE] :irony:
Doing work walking in 30 seconds late for class (due to snow) not doing homework someone else drew cocks on my work throwing a pen at someone because they pissed me off :clint:
Me and my buddy were drawing pictures of my teachers toes, because they over crossed (like thumb wars), she saw it and removed ONLY ME from class.
Throwing my ludicrously heavy bag on some annoying asshole. Dude that was worthing it.
In first grade I got on the bus and some girl was spitting on me. I did not care because I was smarter than them at the time, so I just ignored it. Then she starts crying for some reason and her brother comes over to me and punches me in the face. The next day I go to school and the teacher pulls me out of class and ask me why I punched a girl. In grade four I was walking to class and I get tackled. I got o the office and I get a dentition for getting tackled. That same year, my friend sexual harrased a girl and I get blamed for it. At this point I was so mad at the school when they said I had two detentions, I said," Nope, the principle said I only had one." Now the principle that gave me those three punishments, is my high school principle now.
[QUOTE=ashxu;20845028]Maths Teacher: Write this stuff down Me: No, i already know it inside out Teacher: Well you still have to learn things you already know Me: So according to your logic... we should be learning simple addition again? Teacher: Get out[/QUOTE] Happens to me all the time, but for me its in my Computer Applications class. First of all, my teacher is a bitch. She's got a horrible lisp, and she talks fast, meaning no one can understand her. Her idea of a "quick review" is "listen to me talk for the next half hour about the same thing". Today, she was trying to teach us how to hyperlink in powerpoint. I already knew this, so i put my head on my desk. She comes over and threatens me and yells at me to do my work, so i tell her "I've known how to do this for the past 3 years, i don't see the point in doing it again." She ignores me, and tells me to do my shit. tl;dr, CompApp teacher is a retard.
My math teacher in 7th grade had this sentence wrote on the board talking about some test or something. He saw that I wasn't writing it down so he walks over and says, "Are you going to write this down" Me: "I can remember that" He tells me to go to the office, so I start to walk out, and when I'm in the hall way he stops me and just gives me a detention. The real reason I didn't write it down is because I didn't have my agenda and I was too lazy to go and get it.
[QUOTE=GamerKiwi;20849040]When I had a sub in 4th or 5th grade. "Can I go to the bathroom?" "I don't know, [i]can you?[/i]" "... Yes" Then I walked out of the room. Not really kicked out of class, but I got in trouble and I got out of class. And another time when I was in 2nd grade, my teacher had this cards system where he would have us flip our own little deck on this big rack of decks to a certain color with a certain punishment. It went kind of like this: Good standing = green Warning = yellow Time out (or something, I can't really remember) = orange Call home & Time out = Red Call home & Go to office = Black Some kid was interrupting class (Most of us were, but this kid did it the most) when the teacher was reading us a book and he had to flip his card to black very quickly. The teacher got annoyed, so when he went to flip his card to black, he said to all of us "Now, does anyone else want their card turned to black?" and I raised my hand and said "I do!". I had to call my parents then go to the office. And one time I was sent out to the hall for yawning.[/QUOTE] Hahahah- The i dont know can you thing, Teachers want you to say "[I]May[/I]i please go to the bathroom" But i always do what you do. Also i got kicked out of lunch for wiping a few crumbs on the ground- Seriously. No joke.
Because I told my music teacher that grass is green because of chlorophyll.
Rated funny. Science teacher: *Talking about stuff, I can't even remember it now* Me: *Sitting with head on desk, yawning* Science teacher: "Mr. Shetland, if you're so bored, why don't you come out here to explain the rest?" So I walk up to the front of the class, explain the subject in full detail in about 5 minutes, then go and sit down again. He kicked me out.
Teachers can't take it when they are wrong.
After writing this, I realized that I wasn't really kicked out but I'll post this anyway. My english teacher was annoying. One time, it was a normal class. Some guys were loud, she just told them to be quiet and then continued the teaching. Then my mate from another workgroup (we had our school desks in groups of 4) asked me what class we had next. I told him that and then all hell broke loose. She started whining to us about how we should carry our schedules always with us and made us stay after the class. When class was over, me and my buddy stayed there. He whined to us a bit and then she let my friend go but I had to stay, of course because I was the weaker one, easier to manipulate. She talked shit about me how I CONSTANTLY was interrupting shit in the classroom and was a bad student. She keeped me there for the whole recess and wrote me a detention slip to be sent to my home. Or at least that what she said. I never received that. She also sent me to the principals office once when I wrote "WTF" in my notebook.
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