• What's the sickest you've ever been?
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I was so sick that every second I kept burping really badly and they tasted like how a fart smells, and I had horrible stomach gas feeling (REALLY FUCKING BAD) and I almost threw up that night and I took almost an hour long shit, with constant diarrhea and I kept having to burp and it was horrible. Then, the next day I stayed home because I was still really sick and threw up 7 times (seriously, I counted) that day and then I started feeling better the next. And I'm not joking about any of this it's pretty much exactly how I described it. It was so bad.
I had diarrhea and looked like this [img]http://bp0.blogger.com/_g4jfQ9COILQ/Ru9RImfpiJI/AAAAAAAABYQ/zgelnSA2Svo/s400/tommy+mattinson.jpg[/img] In math class.
I had an Appendicitis which ruptured and I almost died.
106 fever was shit scary, ER and everythin
When I was in Kindergarten, I had a really bad case of Pneumonia. It was terrible. I went to the doctors for shots I still don't know what they were, but they had to tell me that they were giving me ninjas to fight off all the bad germs. ...while my mom stood there staring at me worried as hell. It was really weird.
My tummy hurt.
[QUOTE=Kanye West;17130021]leukemia during 2005/06[/QUOTE] dumb? :|
Bronchi dos. I puked in front of my 2nd grade class on a Monday (god damn it. I was doing calender that day and had to stand in front of everyone). After puking I was sent home and had to go to the doctor. They gave me a cool pipe to smoke (for like, my lungs). I spent the entire week sleeping in bed, and went back Friday.
I was stuck at home for two weeks when I had whooping cough. They thought it was originally a new strain of the flu, so I had to stay in the hospital for two days, and then (I was only seven) my parents hooked my N64 up with a TV in my room, and as it was three days after Halloween, I was allowed to eat my candy. Aside from 10 minute coughing fits, and a high fever it was pretty fun.
I was a premature twin and nearly died due to my HIGHLY UNDEVELOPED ORGANS. Also, my twin decided to be a dick in our prenatal life, and steal all the "nutrients". Aside from that, I've only been through your standard flu.
you should lock your twin in a room for a couple days and ask him how he likes it.
Dengue fever.
I visited Central America, and got a very bad virus in my stomach. Think of it as a stomach ace, but worse.
[QUOTE=-JS-Aaron;17130817]I visited Central America, and got a very bad virus in my stomach. Think of it as a stomach ace, but worse.[/QUOTE] [I]But worse.[/I]
I had e-coli O157:H7 30 days in hospital, 2 surgery's, kidneys failed, dialysis, [I]barium enema[/I]... ([url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barium_enema[/url]) Wasn't fun.
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Stomach virus when I was little. Kept vomiting, puking, barfing, up-chucking, hurling, and spewing out chunks of rainbow-kisses.
I had this like mini-flu (dunno what else to call it) but i was bed ridden for a week and a half and the only this i could taste was apples.
I'd say it was that time I ingested about forty mini marshmallows and two frozen hot dogs. Felt really hot all night, nearly puked on the fan [b]that was facing me[/b], and the best part was that we were in this little shack my friend's dad had built. I swear I've never felt that sick in my life.
i have gmodatitus i cant sleep at night sometimes its very bad
When I ate a bunch of chocolate chip cookies, later that night I felt woozy and I barfed like, every 10 minutes of that night. And it came through my nose too :crying: It was hell.
Appendicitis.
[QUOTE=Ekalektik_1;17131745]I'd say it was that time I ingested about forty mini marshmallows and two frozen hot dogs. Felt really hot all night, nearly puked on the fan [b]that was facing me[/b], and the best part was that we were in this little shack my friend's dad had built. I swear I've never felt that sick in my life.[/QUOTE] Looks like shit was about to hit the fan.
Well, I had 40 degrees and was sneezing horribly, after some time, my nose started to bleed. Blood came out like if it was a faucet.
My lungs collapsed when I was 4. I was in the ICU for 11 days.
[QUOTE=Heatvision...;17127863]I fuked a dead baby kitten[/QUOTE] Sick fucker
I had phenomena when I was about 12.
food poisoning. threw up like 11 times that day, maybe more.
Dunno what it was, but I kept throwing up every 3 minutes. I felt like I was going to die or something, it was horrible. Day before my birthday too. :(
I had some sort of viral infection for a whole two weeks. Didn't leave the couch at all and vomited constantly throughout the whole time period.
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