Corrupt a wish v. ⑨

[BobbyHill]

Granted but now its burned down

I wish i was the hottest man on earth

[Xenoyia]

[QUOTE=BobbyHill;25424982]Granted but now its burned down

I wish i was the hottest man on earth[/QUOTE]

granted, but you burn and die. :downsrim:

I wish I wish I was a fish.

[shatteredwindow]

You get some French fries, but unfortunately they are actually imported from france, so it has snail trail all over it.

I wish for invulnerability.

[Spidermn]

[QUOTE=morrowindsky;25425287]You are invincible, but you soon learn you contracted ebola mere minutes beforehand.

I wish I could come up with a clever, uncorruptable wish.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you just used up your only wish.

I wish for the ability to turn things to gold, at will.

[Johan123]

Granted, You Turn your mom to gold.

I wish for Wishes that i can wish wishes with.

[TheKnowItAll]

Granted, it can now run 2004 games, but it crashes everytime, and for games of any other year, it will still overheat.

I wish for one jelly doughnut.

[flashn00b]

Granted, except the jelly came from a barrel from a nuclear power plant.

I wish I had enough badassery to beat a touhou game.

[Turkey Sandvich]

Granted, but it gives you brain cancer.

I wish for my wish to be corrupted.

[Jorori]

Granted, it's so corrupted it corrupts you to death.
I wish I was a bird.

:ninja:

[Blockjuice II]

You're a penguin.

I wish that nothing bad would happen from wishing for 1,000,000,000,000 dollars right now.

EDIT: Oh wait.

[QUOTE]Granted, but you don't get the 1,000,000,000,000 dollars.[/QUOTE]

[Beefbars]

Granted, but yo- what? You weren't supposed to corrupt your own wi- you know what? I'm skipping this one.

I wish that time moved back one hour.

[OficerHonkHonk]

Granted, but it makes a time paradox. congratulations, you now have a clone....with down syndrome

I wish for teleportation

[Beefbars]

Granted, but you teleport into my paradox and become my clone with Downs Syndrome.

I wish that the girl I liked randomly appeared next to me to cure my boredome (If you know what I mean :smug:)

[Blockjuice II]

Granted, but I don't know what you mean. She plays Mancala with you for a hour or so.

I wish that I wouldn't corrupt my own wish.

[xxfalconxx]

granted, you now have to deal with all the autistic people.

i wish i could shoot ice from my fingers.

[Saucy]

Granted,you are now 1 in a half smarter.

I wish I knew how to type on a keyboard.

[RIPBILLYMAYS]

Granted, but no one uses keyboards nowadays. Its all about the mind chips.

I wish for a vagina.

[Blockjuice II]

Granted, your period starts tomorrow.

I wish I could stop whoring this thread.

[PieClock]

Granted, but your next post will get you permabanned.

I wish I had patience to finish my projects.

[Meat Ghost]

granted, but you still procrastinate

I wish for a car

[Malarky345]

wish granted you now own a prius

i wish my Bad Company 2 had a framerate over 20 FPS Average.

[PieClock]

Granted but now it crashes 1 minute into the game.

I wish the next poster would kill themselves.

[Saucy]

Granted,I now smashed my head into the monitor while choking my self,matsurbating to gay hentai because of your lack of grammar.

I wish I had a computer monitor.....

[B1N4RY!]

You do have one, but you couldn't control your anger over a video game, and broke it.

I wish I can get better at vertical shooters

[TurbisV2]

Granted, but you suck at everything else

I wish I could kill people without going to jail

[Saucy]

Wish granted,you go to prison instead.

I want a pony.

[KEITH1437]

Granted, the pony is dead as fuck though.

I wish for no teeth.

[GmanIsJoker]

Granted, but you will HAVE to wear plastic teeth.

I wish for INFINITE POWER

[Killerkyogre]

Granted, you have infinite power over leaves.

I wish for a box.

[Jorori]

Granted, now you live in one.

I wish I had a dinosaur.