Corrupt a wish v. ⑨ - General

Granted but it dies because the ecosystem has changed a lot in the last 65 million years. I wish that the University costs weren't rising and Cameron left office.

Then Avatar 2 and 3 is canceled, no more alien sex. I wish that man can speak to the stars.

Granted, but it turns out the stars have absolutely nothing interesting to say. Vorrei in realtà parlava italiano.

Granted, your lost in translation. I wish to handle poop like grapes.

Granted. Enjoy your 300 bottles of poop wine. I wish I could be arsed to make a new map

Granted. i wish for real life Tifa Lockhart

Granted, but it's a inflatable doll, your a virgin for life. I wish Mass Effect 4 was a mmorpg.

Granted, but you will never get your hands on a copy I wish I could sleep

Because a clown sits across the room staring at you with a evil grin. I wish I could sleep too.

Granted.. but just for 2 minutes I wish for real life Kairi

Ninjad

Granted, but the RC car blows up in your face. I wish I won't get banned in any way ever.

You can't log in I wish for Call of Duty Black ops: Prestige edition because of that rc car

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You die a painful death I wish for a wish that wished that the wish it wishes for wished for a wish.

The wish died I wish for infinite money

granted but it got donated to me i wish for l4d that works forever its free and nothing bad will happen to it but its [b]IN ENGLISH!!![/B]

The skins are nude and the weapons are dildos I wish for something

You get nothing! I wish for my life to have subtitles.

That something turns out to be a nuclear bomb. Without knowing what it is, you press the "Kill me and all my friends fuck i want to fucking die" button. I wish for fish.

The fish is a hot mermaid but when you have sex you discover she has AIDS and you die I wish for a nuclear bomb that has a ''Kill me and all my friends fuck i want to fucking die'' button that i will press

Granted but the button broke.

Granted, you get nothing. I vant de zone to disappear.

granted, u dissapear with it i wish for [b]strait[/b]porn

You get straight furry porn. I wish I was Garry.

Your wish is granted, but you get aids. I wish for nothing. :smug:

Granted. I want... to be rich.

A lot of metal cave in on you that you believe to be gold and you die I want.... to rule the world.

Granted, but no one exists anymore, but you, your left alone on the porch of your home crying your eyes out. I wish to make a thread about it.

Granted, but the thread is locked, you are permabanned, and everyone hates you. I wish that my bike grew legs and walked me places.