Corrupt a wish v. ⑨

[MrAfroShark70]

you become fat

I wish that I controlled the world

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

You receive a copy of Sim City 4 Deluxe.

I wish for furry porn.

[Blockjuice II]

Your wish is already corrupted.

I wish for a pony.

[Taggart]

Your pony has an arrow through it's head.

I wish for.... A model Earth.

[benos]

But the model dies, and you have to use Mars.

[TurbisV2]

You forgot to wish :argh:

I wish for a bigger penis

[Taggart]

granted, but you are unable to sustain an erection and die due to lack of blood to the brain.

I wish for a dog.

[{ABK}AbbySciuto]

You get an anthropomorphic dog.

I wish to stop posting in this thread.

[bull04]

You stop posting and get stabbed.

I wish for a puppy.

[Chance]

Granted, but the dog is infected with rabies.

I wish I wasn't a virgin anymore.

[AgentBoomstick]

You have sex, to soon realize that your partner is of the same gender. Not only that, but you now have HIV.

I wish for another wish.

[benos]

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;25453846]You forgot to wish :argh:

I wish for a bigger penis[/QUOTE]

Granted, I skip over the other wishes to grant your wish.

Your penis is actually rubber.

I wish to become your mother.

[klawneed]

Error - Can't run Wishgranter.exe

I wish for a wish that can't be corrupted

[Elowin]

Granted, however you only had one wish, and now you have to live the rest of your life knowing the only uncorruptable wish without being able to wish it.
I wish that i could wish for a wish without wishing for that wish that i just wished.

[klawneed]

You never wished.

I wish for Fallout New Vegas to come out earlier because i preordered it

[Sitkero]

Granted, but your computer implodes.

I wish I had an infinite improbability drive.

[Elowin]

You crash into the moon and die.

I wish my previus wish was wished.

[TurbisV2]

[QUOTE=elowin;25460856]You crash into the moon and die.

I wish my previus wish was wished.[/QUOTE]

Granted, but you only get one wish so nothing happened.

I wish I was an undead warrior

[cdr248]

The ritual failed You are now a corpse.
I wish for a decent job.

[Elowin]

You get a job where you have to work 24 hours a day 7 days a week, but atleast you got good pay.
I wish that i made a fast thread.

[Sitkero]

Granted, but you get banned because it was a dumb thread.

I wish for an end to racism.

[Elowin]

[QUOTE=Sitkero;25461094]Granted, but you get banned because it was a dumb thread.

I wish for an end to racism.[/QUOTE]

Granted, black people take over the world, the asians fly to mars, and white people go to hell.

I wish that i was unbanned.

[Yellowapple]

Granted, but you get permabanned.

I wish the world was taken over by Yellowapples.

[Mr Anderson]

Granted but the granny smiths take over knowing that the yellows took such a loss
I wish for the only uncorruptable wish to be wished upon me

[Elowin]

[QUOTE=Mr Anderson;25461212]Granted but the granny smiths take over knowing that the yellows took such a loss
I wish for the only uncorruptable wish to be wished upon me[/QUOTE]

Granted, however the only uncorruptable wish is one that entraps you beneath the earth forever.

I wish that i was benders identical cousin buster.

[Maw'D]

Granted, Your a Dick.

I wish I was a famous Reviewer for some Tv/Magazine/Web show.

[gvazdas]

Granted, but one day, you fail so miserably, everyone stops watching your reviews.

I wish I had unlimited life

[Maw'D]

Granted, You suck an old Fuck you can't do shit.

I wish for a Wish that wished for a wish that wished for......Pie.

[benos]

You get no pie, you get cake forever. Glados is mad though, that's a plus. You turn into a fat fuck and have a heart attack.

I wish that I can pick up a large moon

[gvazdas]

Granted, but the moon gets glued to your arms.
I wish for an unlimited supply of healthy foods and drinks.