• "Soviet Russia" jokes
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in soviet russia, cows eat you!
In Soviet Russia, gravity defies YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Family Guy is good!
In Soviet Russia, Hell come to you! thats all i got v:v:v
[QUOTE=Kiwi Bird;21952609]In Soviet Russia, rocket shoot YOU rate arts if you get it[/QUOTE] oh i get it everything is opposite over there
In soviet russia, jokes tell you!
In soviet russia whore pays you! IM GOING TO RUSSIA
In soviet russia women rape men. In Soviet Russia, boolets outsmart YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Pills eat you! In Soviet Russia, server join to you!
In Soviet Russia, thread makes you -edit- WOOPEE page king
In Capitalist America. Hope loses you.
In Soviet Russia, you ride girls.
In Soviet Russia, hot girls like you. :frown:
In soviet russia, there ain't no capitalist american!
In Soviet Russia, it costs 400000 you to fire this weapon for twelve seconds!
Soviet Russia is just like America! In America, you can go to white house and complain about American President. In Soviet Russia, you can go to red square and ALSO complain about American President!
In Soviet Russia, zombies attract hordes of pipe-bombs!
In Soviet Russia, bull waves red flag at YOU! In Soviet Russia, you bomb terrorists! In Soviet Russia, Tim Hortons donuts buy you!!!
In Soivet Russia , sandvich noms YOU !
[img]http://unmotivationalposters.com/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=234&g2_serialNumber=2[/img] pic says it all
In Soviet Russia, bucket steals you!
In soviet russia CAR DRIVE YOU
[QUOTE=TheDestroyerOfall;21951889]roses are red, Violets are blue In soviet russia, Poem writes you[/QUOTE] Violets are red, Roses are blue, Open up photoshop, and fuck with the hue.
Not even in Soviet Russia are these threads good.
in soviet russia, YOU EAT MONSTER!
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!sdrowkcab era sdrow aissur teivos nI (in soviet russia words are backwards) In soviet russia sentence makes YOU!
In Soviet Zone Strelok Kill you!
[QUOTE=RG4ORDR;22158373]In Soviet Zone Strelok Kill you![/QUOTE] Wait you don't kill Strelok.... FUCK SPOILERS AHHHH
In Soviet Zone, anomalies go around you! In Soviet Russia, trees plant YOU!
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