"Soviet Russia" jokes

[TheSyntaX]

In Soviet Russia people hate you if you still think it's communism there.

[Aedan1]

In soviet russia, water jumps you.

:ohdear:

[spanaren]

In soviet russia, these threads are GOOD!

[GoldenGateTroll]

In soviet Russia government pay you!

[Cell]

In Soviet Russia, you mug thief!

[Tottrot]

In Soviet Russia, scout make rainbows cry.

[Rammlied]

IN soviet russia, jew burn you

[titopei]

In Soviet Russia, Fool pity you
In Soviet Russia, bird kill 2 rocks
In Soviet Russia, threads about the glorious Union of Soviet Socialist Republics are banned

[Ncccookiees]

Soviet Russia jokes are stupid.

[Zambies!]

IN soviet russia Berlin Wall break down YOU.

[ROFLBURGER]

In Solviet Russia, clocks get you!

[editline]04:21PM[/editline]

Solviet Russia

It's a joke.

Current Russia is fine

[Haste!]

[QUOTE=Pandaman;21951935]In Soviet Russia, banana peels you.[/QUOTE]

:smug:

[BetterOffUndead]

In Soviet Russia, ,aissuR teivoS nI

[Zambies!]

[QUOTE=scratch89;21962291]In Soviet Russia, it costs twelve seconds you to fire this weapon for 400000![/QUOTE]

[editline]08:18PM[/editline]

In soviet russia You ban Benji

[PeanutTHENINJA]

In soviet russia , aissur teivos nI

[Essex]

In Soviet Russia, you buy bride..

[PeanutTHENINJA]

In soviet russia, punchline inserts YOU here!

[Siminov]

In Soviet Russia, Joke laugh at you...

[LtBubbles]

Question:
How did these jokes start?

[PeanutTHENINJA]

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;22173554]Question:
How did these jokes start?[/QUOTE]
In Soviet Russia, jokes starts you!

[Phir3]

In Soviet Russia, South Korea is best Korea!

[Makrin]

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;22173554]Question:
How did these jokes start?[/QUOTE]

I think it was a beer commercial with a Russian guy advertising the beer. At the end, he says, "You see, in America, you find the party. In Russia, party finds you." I guess someone just added "Soviet" to make it catchier?

[ExplodingGuy]

In Soviet Russia, C'Thulu still eats you.

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;22173554]Question:
How did these jokes start?[/QUOTE]
Yakov Smirnoff started them.
[URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yakov_Smirnoff[/URL]

[Potatoes]

In soviet Russia, penis envy you!

[BubonicCHG]

In Soviet Russia, we record all of your jokes about us for future reference. :ussr:

[Mr.Cookie]

In Soviet Ukraine... well, it normal in Ukraine comrade.

[Stribe]

In soviet russian, russian soviet you!

[Essex]

In Soviet Russia, you tell joke.. I laugh at YOU.

[Stribe]

In Soviet russia, Army joins you

[SundayRoast]

In Soviet Russian, Zone travels to the Stalker.