"Soviet Russia" jokes

[Eila]

[QUOTE=Ncccookiees;22169650]Soviet Russia jokes are stupid.[/QUOTE]

In Soviet Jokes, Russia are stupid!

No racism or anything intended, just to be sure.

[Zombie Strider]

In Soviet Russia, That's what he said.

[Dragge]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adHaCTnwHhw[/media]

[Hostel]

In Soviet Russia, wife cook you!

[Siminov]

In Soviet Russia, Door open you!
In Soviet Russia, Window break you!

[Maloof]

In Soviet Russia, God created man!

[sp] It's a joke, don't get into a huge stupid argument over it[/sp]

[Vollybomb]

In America, you can always find party!
In Soviet Russia Party finds you.

[detectivep]

In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!

[LolHuh]

In Soviet Russia, the fan hits the shit.

[Mister B]

In Soviet Australia, nothing is banned!

[Col. Buggernuts]

[QUOTE=LtBubbles;22173554]Question:
How did these jokes start?[/QUOTE]Yakov Smirnoff, Ukrainian-born American comedian. The jokes originally were made to poke fun at the Orwellian features of the Soviet system e.g. "In California you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!"

Now it's just a bunch of idiots who think just inverting any old shit is funny.

[Mister B]

In Soviet Russia, parade rains on Sgt Doom.

:crying:

[LCBADs]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;22229630]Yakov Smirnoff, Ukrainian-born American comedian. The jokes originally were made to poke fun at the Orwellian features of the Soviet system e.g. "In California you can always find a party. In Soviet Russia, the Party can always find you!"

Now it's just a bunch of idiots who think just inverting any old shit is funny.[/QUOTE]

Oh, I thought it was a play on the whole USSR-being-a-backwards-nation thing.

In Capitalist America, Copyright Laws infringe YOU!

[Andriko1]

In Soviet Russia, KGB kills your family

[Bites]

In soviet russia, kitchen gets in the sandwich and makes you a wife

[Korpor4l]

In Soviet Russia, pictures take you.

[Eila]

[QUOTE=Darkomni;22251676]In soviet russia, kitchen gets in the sandwich and makes you a wife[/QUOTE]

In Facepunch, this is fucking funny.

[Execro]

In Soviet Russia, a cold catches you.

[-n3o-]

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?

His Father: Everyone will have what he needs.

Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat?

His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, "No one needs meat today."