"Wait can I invert the axis on this controller first?"
"And how many lives do you get too?"
I could land it without any serious injuries during an emergency situation (Engine out, no power, etc)
My father is a pilot so he shows me these things :]
[QUOTE=Fergeh;18989604]"Wait can I invert the axis on this controller first?"
"And how many lives do you get too?"[/QUOTE]
1. No
2. 1.5
I'd pretend I could fly, just to make everyone as calm as possible whilst I stole a parachute and ran for the door
the worst thing to say to calm plane passingers "does any one know how to faly a plane?"
First of all, if the pilots for some reason just died, unless the autopilot is on by the time anyone figures out what the hell is going on the plane will probably be in an unrecoverable stall or the pitch/bank will be all over the place.
I can, I always take the plane in Battlefield Heroes :smug:
I'm a clock. I don't fly planes. :smug:
Well, I'm not sure how I'd do on a full size commercial jet, but I can fly single engine planes just fine. Seems to me it would just be a bit harder on a larger plane.
Headfirst, yes. Otherwise, no.
[QUOTE=PieClock;18990558]Headfirst, yes. Otherwise, no.[/QUOTE]
Always a good way of landing.
[QUOTE=Killoch0;18975344]Basics of aircraft landing:
Line up ( Obviously ).
Lower engine power.
Flaps down.
Gear down.
Let speed fall.
Null engine power.
Nose up.
Allow rear wheels to touch down.
Allow front wheels to touch down.
Speed brakes out.
Engines to full back.
Use rudder pedals to steer, Push both to break.
Let speed fall.
Null engine speed.
Speed brakes in.
Obviously this is a seriously crude list, but it gives a good idea.[/QUOTE]
I'll write that down on a piece of paper and put it in my pocket the next time I get on a plane.
According to snakes on a plane I can.....
Fly? Yes
Land...No
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Hooray if anyone gets the refrence
Fuck yes I could, I played GTA San Andreas.
But seriously, it all depends on how you define landing, it'll certainly be on the ground.
Possibly...i have over 300 hours experience on flight simulator :P
Maybe not. Seriously, I've never drived a plane before, I think I'd only manage to fly it straight, or "head towards a town's general direction" but landing properly is fucking hard.
This is real life, not a cartoon: the best I'd get would be a "lesser evil" scenario: the plane is actually on the ground, and only a few passengers would die. This means some will. Aaaand, the poor plane would be fucked, and probably on fire.
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uHmd1L_cz_A/SDl7iukCWmI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/TDNFp0HCz30/s400/plane+crash.jpg[/img]
Yep, a bit like this. But with more fire and possibly casualties.
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If I get lost and land in a remote, desolate place, I will try my best to get something awesome out of it.
[img]http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/69338-bigthumbnail.jpg[/img]
Fuck yeah, my "emergency house" is a fucking airplane, stuck in a fucking awesome place, BITCH!
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;18991528]
[img]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uHmd1L_cz_A/SDl7iukCWmI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/TDNFp0HCz30/s400/plane+crash.jpg[/img]
Yep, a bit like this. But with more fire and possibly casualties.[/QUOTE]
by the looks of the picture the person flying the plane (you) would be fine. So in the end if your very greedy the day would be perfect
[editline]07:08PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;18991528]
If I get lost and land in a remote, desolate place, I will try my best to get something awesome out of it.
[img]http://static.desktopnexus.com/wallpapers/69338-bigthumbnail.jpg[/img]
Fuck yeah, my "emergency house" is a fucking airplane, stuck in a fucking awesome place, BITCH![/QUOTE]
Fed Ex FTW
Someone got a video of that episode?
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;18991592]by the looks of the picture the person flying the plane (you) would be fine. So in the end if your very greedy the day would be perfect[/QUOTE]
I just saved my ass from a plane crash, just out of pure luck. I probably wouldn't care about the safety of [i]others[/i]
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;18991707]I just saved my ass from a plane crash, just out of pure luck. I probably wouldn't care about the safety of [i]others[/i][/QUOTE]
I would, If i had to land the plane that would kill or paralize me bu the passengers would be fine i'd do it.....if i was drunk. Then again i shouldn't be flying drunk.
[img]http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/airplane-3.jpg[/img]
[i]"Good luck, we're all counting on you"[/i]
[QUOTE=Fergeh;18991852][img]http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/airplane-3.jpg[/img]
[i]"Good luck, we're all counting on you"[/i][/QUOTE]
dont forget to blow up the auto pilot.
AIRPLANE! FTW
[editline]07:22PM[/editline]
awesome movie
I could crash one
On a serious note, I'm getting a pilots license once I have some actual money
I fly Cessna's quite regularly, but I'd imagine that landing a large scale jet aircraft would be quite different. I could probably get us on the ground safely, but it'd be a bit of a rough landing.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;18991941]I fly Cessna's quite regularly, but I'd imagine that landing a large scale jet aircraft would be quite different. I could probably get us on the ground safely, but it'd be a bit of a rough landing.[/QUOTE]
as long as the penuts or okay, im fine
Easy enough... If I had enough fuel I'd just do a couple touch and go's to get a feel for a plane that large before attempting an actual landing. I'm also familiar with the controls of all the most common passenger aircraft. If I didn't have enough fuel, I'd go full flaps and try to stall it as close to the ground as possible, letting it land its self.
I've flown quite a few different planes over the years, just never had the money to finish up my education and get my license.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;18991738]I would, If i had to land the plane that would kill or paralize me bu the passengers would be fine i'd do it.....if i was drunk. Then again i shouldn't be flying drunk.[/QUOTE]
If landing the plane would save others but kill or paralyze me, "I HAVE A PARACHUTE, SUCKERS" *hop*
Probably not. I would just panic or something.
[QUOTE=jimhowl33t;18992751]If landing the plane would save others but kill or paralyze me, "I HAVE A PARACHUTE, SUCKERS" *hop*[/QUOTE]
Passenger1: Why did he take a backpack full of silverwear and jump off the plane?
Passenger2: No clue man, No clue
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