Omegle Chats - "Talking dirty"

[GoTyler]

[QUOTE]Stranger: if i send you nudes will you not tell?
You: No
You: I'll tell on you
Stranger: I have KIK lets chat/send pics there ;) add me - 76tara
You: TEACHER
You: TARA'S SENDING NUDES
Stranger: I am so fucking wet
You: TEACHER
Stranger has disconnected.[/QUOTE]

Needless to say she's in detention.

[Bletotum]

You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: Hi 18 f lookin for someone to join me and my little friend in a sex rp?
You: I require more information regarding little friend
Stranger: Hes my friend
You: more to the point,
You: is he a dog?
You: because dogs are the best pets
You: cats are gassy and ruin everything
Stranger: No hes my friend
Stranger: With benifits
You: so he is your hand
Stranger: No
You: you're not being very clear here
Stranger: He is my friend who i am with right mow
You: anyway
Stranger: Now
You: i will play the part of george w bush
Stranger: Um
Stranger: Wrf
You: reminiscing about times i imagined i was with abe lincoln
Stranger: Wtf
You: his arms cradling me, telling me sweet lies about my campaign's looming success
Stranger: R u an f?
You: i am george w bush
Stranger: Omfg
You: this is a unique experience
You: you do not want to pass up a chance to get fucked by a depressed george w bush
Stranger: I jut wanna get hammered
You: i'm on board
You: you begin
Stranger: Btw my friend is 13 and he satifies me
Stranger: Ok well what u wanna do to me
You: i'm gonna fuck you so hard it'll look like your vagina's been gerrymandered
Stranger: U think u can do better then my 13 year old friend
You: you'll need to keep that mutt under control
You: an old boy he may be but i'm not risking any bites
Stranger: Exuse me
You: you are excused
You: i take advantage of this brief intermission in our courtship to stare off into the imaginary camera
You: "oh abe", i say,
Stranger: Last time i checked ur not the one fucking me from behind r u
You: "i miss the simpler times"
Stranger: R u on drugs im not abe
You: no, you're not
You: you could never be abe
Stranger: Now im going to have sex with my 13 year old friend
You: careful with the knot
Stranger: Wtf

[Kisame]

[QUOTE=Bletotum;42004446]

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Stranger: Wtf

[/QUOTE]

What the hell? I dont even....

[Stonecycle]

Omegle Chats v. Crappy Comebacks by Stone.

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[editline][/editline]

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Shut up.

[arlygoodbrownie]

[QUOTE=Stonecycle;42004668]
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Oh my fucking god that's genius

[veDemaG]

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[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]

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[Kisame]

How would you drown someone in poop. I really need to know this
Stranger 1: With my hands
Stranger 2: you.......you dont
Stranger 1 has disconnected

[GoTyler]

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[I]Now I guess we'll never know.[/I]

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Dick size is one thing, but I will not have rudenss on the internet. Good day!

[Kisame]

[url]http://logs.omegle.com/4583645[/url]

[donny]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/O0zEu1J.png[/IMG]

:v

[theobod]

Sending a message to 76tara via my friends kik got intressting, she send a bunch of photos and then send some random link that she said that we would click if we wanted to see a video of her naked but we never clicked it and blocked "her" and shit. Almost 100% sure that it was fake, dont know if they hacked him or something.

[RockmanYoshi]

What the hell is a kik anyway?

[Shadow801]

[QUOTE=RockmanYoshi;42013373]What the hell is a kik anyway?[/QUOTE]

Kept thinking people were missing the 'lol' keys. Was wondering why people kept asking me if I have lol

[Stonecycle]

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[i]Nothing offensive intended, just a neutral "that's gay".[/i]

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[i]Vote Kony 2016.[/i]

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[Revolver Osha]

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[dennistrane]

Some random question I asked

[url]http://pastebin.com/0ycvmJYT[/url]

[Stonecycle]

Quick question related to Omegle. Since when did Chuck Norris become "funny" again?

[NateDude]

This made my night.

[t]http://i.imgur.com/PZoBdam.png[/t]

[B]Edit:[/B] A bit hard to read, but those are the labors of using an iphone I guess

[Ultimate7MK]

[QUOTE=Stonecycle;42016814]Quick question related to Omegle. Since when did Chuck Norris become "funny" again?[/QUOTE]

Omegle's outdated with jokes and such, so he's still not "funny" but the meme has just recently arrived in Omegle and the users think it's funny since it's new to them.

[Stonecycle]

[QUOTE=Ultimate7MK;42017167]Omegle's outdated with jokes and such, so he's still not "funny" but the meme has just recently arrived in Omegle and the users think it's funny since it's new to them.[/QUOTE]

They're even more outdated than r/funny since Chuck Norris stopped being funny circa 2008.

[-xxsetshotxx-]

anyone here use omeglespyx? shit's hilarious

[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]

although the captcha gets annoying and has connection issues when a lot of people are using it

[MrBacon]

[QUOTE=-xxsetshotxx-;42017332]anyone here use omeglespyx? shit's hilarious

[editline]29th August 2013[/editline]

although the captcha gets annoying and has connection issues when a lot of people are using it[/QUOTE]

I don't think the word filter or chatting really works though, nobody ever reacted.

[notgeogzm]

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[editline]30th August 2013[/editline]

[quote]You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hey, M 16, I know that nearly everyone here is a guy, but if you are a girl, I would love to rp :)
You: f16
Stranger: Awesome :D
You: are you in to getting sky high? :3
Stranger: Haha, I'm not exactly sure what you mean. But sure :)
You: here's a pic of me then [url]http://puu.sh/4eJAT.png[/url]
You: f16 i said
You: i like to guzzle jet oil and fly down the beach on a rainy night
You: u???
Stranger: Oh my god... That is actually hilarious
You: will you refuel me???
Stranger: I will refuel you any time ;)
You: :DD
You: ty bby
You have disconnected[/quote]

[It's crispy]

I can't find the old log now but one time I put "ASL?" into the question box and there was a really long conversation between 2 girls who started having really explicit cyber sex which ended with them giving each other their e-mail addresses and a bunch of shit

it was really awkward

[kmlkmljkl]

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[editline]30th August 2013[/editline]

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(°ℇ °) mwah

[kmlkmljkl]

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what

[editline]31st August 2013[/editline]

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I WILL SPREAD THE WORD

[kmlkmljkl]

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No, I really meant kik.

[Kirbyfactor]

So I was chatting and everything went fine until I said I was actually 16 :v:
I got a skypename though.

[The-Happy-Emo]

Fuck yall team androids!!! Team iphone 5ever aha xx
You: ....
You: I'm team Nokia.
You: Do I win?
Stranger: nostalgic faggot
Stranger has disconnected.

Oh Jesus I got a weird one,

Question to discuss:
Girls flip flops? High heels? or bare foot? why? and toe nail color?
You: .....
Stranger: I don't care
You: I feel I'm in the wrong place.
Stranger: I'm not a foot fetish guy
You: Stranger,we've entered the void of no return!
You: Run for the hills!
You: Run for our lives!
Stranger: Oh no!
You: Soon the feet will consume us all!
Stranger: Should we quarantine our devices?
You: Wow this turned into a dodgy porn story.
You: "In a world where giant feet consume men".
Stranger: "Where there is no possible escape..."
You: Anyway,I'm going to answer this question.
Stranger: K
You: I like my girls without feet.
Stranger: Hooray!
You: Question answered!
You: We escaped the void!
Stranger: We could write a porn story you know?
You: Oh really?
You: About these giant feet?
Stranger: Different subject
You: Aw
Stranger: Well it depends
You: Can the main porn star be blue?
You: Da ba de da ba die?
Stranger: If you want me to write a serious porno
Stranger: Don't pick feet
You: I uh.
You: Do you write stories about giant women sticking small women into their vagoos?
Stranger: That is called "unbirth" and yes
You: ....Right.
You: This turned weird.
Stranger: ^_^
You have disconnected.

[AugustusK]

Simple, but made me giggle.

QUESTION : If ↄ is equal to 50 and § =/= Cent but other, How quickly with Stranger 2 disconnect?

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Stranger 1: Now
Stranger 1: Ha
Stranger 2 has disconnected