Did this just a few minutes ago
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really
Omegle Chats v. It's All About Me.
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[editline]Holy Roman Editline[/editline]
And have a lengthy [url=http://logs.omegle.com/ccc8008]Holy Roman Omegle Chat[/url].
I went into spy mode and asked a Facepunch question, who the fuck said "YES"?!
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I finally get what the hell "kik" is.
oh my lord
[QUOTE]You: Hello
You: I am an agent for the FBI
You: I am here to escort you to a safe house
You: Where you will meet obama
You: and discuss your new mission
You: Come with me
Stranger: Ok then
You: *We climb into a car and start driving. Suddenly another car appears behind us and starts ramming us. It appears the driver is a slightly fat George Bush
You: OH SHIT
You: *fires M9 at bush
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL?!
You: I DONT KNOW
You: IT SEEMS THE CLONING EXPERIMENTS WENT REALLY WRONG
You: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
Stranger: What experiment!?
You: *Drives offroad onto a cow, it says "WHAT THE FUCK MAN" in hillary clintons voice
You: IT WAS DONE 5 YEARS AGO
You: WE TRIED MAKING MORE BUSHES IN THE HOPE ONE WOULD TURN OUT OK
You: BUT THEY ALL GOT FAT AND EVIL
You: LIKE THE ORIGINAL
You: WE ALSO MADE HILLARY CLINTON A COW
You: IS HE STILL FOLLOWING US?@
Stranger: Wow that's....really not NORMAl and yes he is
You: I KNOW IT ISNT NORMAL
You: *fires M9 rounds again out windo
Stranger: What the hell!?
Stranger: Why did you do that??
You: *Bush Mark 2 model 10 gets hit and starts groaning like hes about to orgasm
You: Do what?
You: Oh fuck
You: get out of the car
You: and run for that bush
You: And i mean an actual bush
You: and not the ex president
You: RUN
You: *climbs out of car and gets down behind a real bush
Stranger: Uh ok *i get out of the car and get behind a bush*
You: *Bush Mark 2 Model 10 orgasms and coats the cars in purple sperm
Stranger: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" I yell at you
You: *Bush Mark 2 Model 10 sperm turns into tiny little George Bush Juniors
Stranger: "What the...?"
You: OH CRAP
You: RUNRUNRUN
Stranger: I get up and start running.
You: *THIS IS AGENT POPSICLE, I NEED AN EMERGENCY CONSPIRACY/COVERUP STRIKE AT MY LOCATION
You: GO
You: *fires at a jumping bunny-bush hybrid
You: THATS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET THE PURPLE STUFF ON YOU
You: OH SHIT
Stranger: "What the hell is going on?" I ask running
You: *thousands of flying ants are chasing us, they all have Bush heads
You: WE NEED YOU TO USE YOUR POWERS
You: TO HELP US DEFEAT THE BUSHES
Stranger: What POWER??
You: BUT YOU NEED TO ACTIVATE IT FIRST
Stranger: I DONT HAVE ANY POWERS YOU IDIOT
You: YOUR POWER IS THE ABILITY TO COUNTERACT THE PURPLE STUFF
You: WE DID TESTS ON YOU
You: AND WIPED YOUR MEMORY
Stranger: WHAT? HOW CAN YOU DO THAT?!!!
You: *Holds up a vial of green liquid
You: GET DOWN
You: *throws it at the original Bush Mark 2 Model 10 which now has grown to 50 feet and has grown tentacles
You: *Bush Mark 2 Model 10 screams in agony
You: WE CAPTURED YOU
Stranger: I get down and watch as it all happens
You: EVER NOTICED THAT SCAR ON YOUR HEAD
You: *fires at a fox-bush hybrid
Stranger: "Yeah,so?"
You: *Planes fly over and bombs drop
You: WE MADE IT SO YOU ARE RESISTANT
You: THERE IS A SMALL DEVICE WITH THIS GREEN LIQUID IN
Stranger: "Resistant to what?"
You: IMPLANTED IN YOUR BRAIN
You: THE PURPLE BUSHSEMEN
You: You have to get to the bunker
Stranger: "So I won't get hurt?"
You: if you get hit by the purple stuff
You: it releases a shot of the green antibush into your bloodstream
You: but you get 10 shots
You: before you run out
You: any more induces an overdose
Stranger: "G-got it" I say nodding my head
You: which turns you into Micheal Dukakis
You: now then
You: I need to get you to the bunke
You: r
You: its just over that hikk
You: hill
You: run now
You: *runs over hill
Stranger: I follow you
You: *Suddenly a huge tentacle rips through the hill and grabs you
You: OH NO
You: *fires at the tentacle
You: *Tentacle explodes into the purplebushsemen
Stranger: AAAAAHHHHHH
You: oh no...
You: *collapses and has seizure
You: *stands up and has a bush face
You: TAXES TAXES COVERUPS COVERUPS PRESIDENTS
You: POLITICS
You: POLITICS
Stranger: OH NOOO
You: *attacks
You: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: *starts choking stranger
Stranger: NOOOOOO I PUNCH U IN DA FACE
You: *doesnt let go
You: *gets ready to snap neck
You: *CRUNCH
You: *runs off [/QUOTE]
I don't even...
the hell is wrong with some people?
[img]http://puu.sh/4grfM/145377edf9.png[/img]
[QUOTE=HazzaHardie;42042721]the hell is wrong with some people?
[img]http://puu.sh/4grfM/145377edf9.png[/img][/QUOTE]
He could try [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041"]this book[/URL].
[QUOTE=kmlkmljkl;42043010]He could try [URL="http://www.amazon.com/Natural-Harvest-collection-semen-based-recipes/dp/1481227041"]this book[/URL].[/QUOTE]
jesus fucking christ the reviews
Question to discuss:
Why does stranger 2 keep disconnecting?
Stranger 2: because he hates you
Stranger 2: like he has a vendetta against you
Stranger 2: and wants to slap you with a bag of dicks
Question to discuss:
Sext here and make each other horny
Stranger: I am a rhino
Stranger: I am already horny
You: I am an octopus.
You: I have no horns.
You: :c
Stranger: oh dayer ;c
You: Hey, guess what.
Stranger: What?!
You: *cuts off your leg and makes a horn out of your leg bone*
You: I am now horny.
You: c:
Stranger: ouchhh, now I can't walk the same
Stranger: Well to the person who asked the question, we are both horny now, enjoy your day.
You: Goodbye, SIR.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: so
Stranger: I'm Ellie, 16 f
You: i'm brock, 16 m
You: i run a gym
You: what do you do?
Stranger: You're 16 and you run a gym?! wow. I'm going into college
You: nice haha
Stranger: Yeah. So... any roles in mind?
You: well you could be a newcomer to my gym or something
Stranger: Sounds great
You: do you wanna start?
Stranger: Sure.
Stranger: I step into the gym in a pair of tight black short shorts and matching tank top with sneakers on and my blonde hair tied back in a pony tail. I look around and stand awkwardly, not sure what to do.
You: *onix uses smackdown*
You: It's super effective!
Stranger has disconnected.
i pressed enter too early and this happened
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Discuss this question
You: does o
Stranger: What?
You: does o?
Stranger: What?
You: does.
You: o?
Stranger: What.
You: does o?
Stranger: What?
You: does o?
Stranger: What? What??
You: DOES O??
Stranger: WHAT???
You: DOES O??????????
Stranger: WUTT???
You: does o
Stranger: Wut..
You: does o?
Stranger: What??
Stranger has disconnected.
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Pulling jokes like this always ends with Stranger going, "omg".
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[quote][B]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests![/B]
[B]Stranger:[/B] hey asl
[B]You:[/B] 37 f saudi arabia
[B]Stranger has disconnected.[/B]
[/quote]
Turns out you can type just about anything into the interests box.
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[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: 24 m here...I'm Mike...what's up?
You: Not much, you?
Stranger: not a damn thing
You: Me neither ;)
You: What kind of roleplaying are you into?
Stranger: really about anything. haven't done it a ton
Stranger: but it's fun
Stranger: what about you?
You: Well, I'm up for pretty much any kind of stuff as well
Stranger: what's your asl?
You: You'd love to know wouldn't you ;)
You: Would it be okay if I started a roleplay?
Stranger: sure
You: Okay ;)
You: "WE NEED BACKUP, THE ZERG ARE FLANKING US"
You: "THERES A TON OF THEM, EVERYWHERE, WHERE THE HELL ARE OUR GOLIATHS"
Stranger has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I just talked almost an hour with some random guy, our story wasn't 5/5 post worthy, but we had a good time making it up. I had to end it for the sake of the story, but now I feel bad.
Sarah, if you are a Facepuncher, big love.
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[B]Just when I was trying to be nice[/B]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: 18 m looking for a slut willing to send pics
You: Thats not roleplay.
Stranger: i just want a pic and then we can roleplay i want to know what you look like
You: No thanks.
Stranger: why not
You: I don't send my pictures to anyone who isn't willing to roleplay first.
Stranger: we can roleplay first but then send me a pic later
Stranger: asl by the way
You: 17/f/fin
Stranger: 17 m usa
Stranger: made a mistake while typing last time
Stranger: whats your name
You: Saara
Stranger: mark nice to meet you
Stranger: so what rp would you like to do
You: I don't really know, do you have any ideas
Stranger: boyfriend girlfriend ?
You: Sure
Stranger: im at my house in my room my parents are away for the week you let yourself in
You: Hi Mark
You: I brought some pretty clothes you might like, can I go change
Stranger: ''sure baby"
You: Okay
Stranger: i sit on my bed waiting for you to come back
You: You can open the door and see what you have here
Stranger: i get up and open the door
You: A hydralisk jumps on you and decapitates you. You are dead. Restart? Y/N
Stranger: y
Stranger: that was really weird
You: Yeah, sorry about that
You: You roleplayed so you get a pic
Stranger: cool
Stranger: are you sending a link or do you need a email adress
You: I will link
You: Here you go [url]http://i.imgur.com/uUhhXoV.png[/url]
Stranger has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Hi, would you like to rp with as Loki from Thor?
You: oh FUCK YES
Stranger: Lol
You: HAMMER ME BABY
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: you have to be Loki
Stranger: lol
You: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME NEXT TIME, AVENGERS
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]3rd September 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=Bordellimies;42066566][/QUOTE]
took inspiration here
[quote]You both like roleplay.
Stranger: Young boy looking for a slutty mom/sister to rape
You: Go back to bed, young man.
Stranger: It's 4 pm
You: You have been eaten by a Grue. Restart Y/N
Stranger: Y
You: Go back to bed, young man.
Stranger: It's still 4 pm
You: You have been eaten by a Grue. Restart Y/N
Stranger: xD
Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]4th September 2013[/editline]
[quote]You both like Roleplay.
Stranger: Let me know if reading!(I'm Anna 17,f Ireland. Long brown hair,green eyes, 5'2, slim,pale) We had been dating for 2 years and we were inseparable. We loved each other more than words could even say. One summer I texted you out of nowhere I was leaving... No goodbyes and no explanations. You texted me several times after I left but I never responded,I thought it was better that way. After a few months you moved on and you have another girlfriend you have been dating for 8 months now. But we both still have feelings for each other even though we would never admit it. It had been a year since I left and you had heard I was moving back through friends, and one day you see me at a cafe in town. I'm with my friends and you're with your girlfriend. (Leave name, asl and description and then continue , also you can name the girlfriend) *also it doesn't show when I'm typing and just let me know if its been a while and you haven't got a message from me cause they don't always go through
You: reading
You: wait shit i'm a dog i can't read
You: bark[/quote]
[editline]4th September 2013[/editline]
[quote]You both like yiff.
Stranger: hi
You: bark
Stranger: :o
You: woof
Stranger: :0
You: bark bark
Stranger: :O
You: yawn
You: bark
Stranger: fuck
Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]4th September 2013[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: Hey
You: are you a kik bot
Stranger: nope
You: prove it :D
Stranger: Not too sure how to prove that lmaoo
You: I blast off your head and I yell: "FUCKIN' SKINJOBS"
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[editline]4th September 2013[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: beep boop vaginas
Stranger: sexy chat?
Stranger: 25/f here , how about your self
You: i am a robot
You: i drink motor oil and my interests are processing algorithms
You: beep boop
Stranger: :-) well what you up to ? you wanna have a lil fun?
You: [clicks inaudibly]
You: [whirring]
You: i am a robot
Stranger: well why dont you txt me if you want ... it wont kill my battery like this will
You: beep boop
Stranger: ok here then 754.610.2512 ill be waiting for your txt babe ...
You: my telecommunications receptors are currently unpowered
You: beep
Stranger: k bye
You: boop
Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
What do you guys do to get these questions?
[QUOTE=theobod;42076844]What do you guys do to get these questions?[/QUOTE]
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70% of the questions are about guys asking for girlz to get on kik for some chatting ;)))
Thanks!
Anyway I can avoid having to enter a new captcha everytime I want to chat?
[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;42077501]Anyway I can avoid having to enter a new captcha everytime I want to chat?[/QUOTE]
i sent a feedback message over it and it was disabled for me.
i guess they don't expect spambots to use the feedback box.
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[editline]4th September 2013[/editline]
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