• Omegle Chats - "Talking dirty"
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I posted this in it's own thread, and will probably get it removed. So have this here too! :v: [url]http://logs.omegle.com/7d5109d[/url]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Roleplay. Stranger: (Tell me if you're reading,Male and Female welcome) I'm Liz 20 f, 5'6 , slender stature, pale skin, medium messy black hair, one blue and one green eye (hetrochromidia) You're sitting alone in a forest with an old dusty book from your attic, something inside you has been telling you to read it. After a few minuts of doubt you start reading, as you do the forest seems to fall quiet around you untill a calm voice speaks up in front of you. "About time someone read that dusty book" Says the woman in front of you, wearing a simple button up shirt, only just covering her, nothing else. (This RP can take any theme, romance, sexual, friendship, hostile.if you're interested please leave a description and continue. feel free to ask any question, got another rp? feel free to say so,this is just an option) You: reading You: f 19 5'9, brown hair green eyes and named horace You: sexual romance? Stranger: All fine by me =P Stranger: go on and continue ^^ You: I look up to her and say "Hey, you've read it too?" Stranger: I giggle softly "I...have a few times I guess..." You: "A few times? Wow, you must have quite um, quite a mind..." I say, my eyes lazily listing down to your shirt Stranger: I snicker softly "It's an....interesting book you know...." You: I flip to the front, and read the front cover. "Mein Kampf," I say out loud; "You're reading Mein Kampf? Are you some kind of Nazi?". I stand, pulling out an MP-40 and you feel shocked as two cars pull up behind you. An inspector wearing a long trenchcoat slowly exits the vehicle, puffing on his corncob pipe. "Nicely done Horace, that Nazi didn't even notice your male name." the Inspector says to me before grabbing your arms and putting you under shackles. He puts you in the car. You have been arrested for being a Nazi. Restart Y/N[/quote]
I was gonna continue, but it got really wierd. [B]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: M You: Hey You: F Stranger: Hi Stranger: Asl? You: 26 / F / NY You: You ? Stranger: M 23 uk Stranger: Up to much? :p You: So far away? :( Stranger: I know better if you were in my be Stranger: Bed You: Straight on, eh? <3 ;) You: You got kick? Stranger: No Stranger: Sorry lol You: Well Stranger: Straight to the point ;) You: We can skype or MSN You: <3 Stranger: Don't have either Stranger: Dirty talk on here? You: Okay <3 You: Are you stroking it? Stranger: Yes thinking of you You: Mmm ;) Stranger: Wish I could play with your pussy with my tongue You: Me too!! You: I want you! Stranger: And give you a naughty look Stranger: Use my fingers at the same time You: I wanna give you a naughty look too You: Sence you're gay! You: HA You: IM A GUY! Stranger has disconnected.[/B]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like Roleplay. Stranger: Hi You: hey Stranger: What's up> You: my dick Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] well that was brief [editline]6th September 2013[/editline] [quote]You both like roleplay. You: Hey Stranger: Hi, asl? You: 16/f/uk Stranger: 16/M/US Stranger: What kind of RP you like? You: darkrp, TSRP, DnD extreme roleplay, hl2rp Stranger: You wanna do dirty TP/ Stranger: RP* You: i did dirty TP earlier You: wiped my ass after a shit You: pheeeeeewie Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] i'm an asshole [editline]6th September 2013[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: Hey M here willing to do any roleplay for a woman over 30. You: I am over 30 Stranger: age babe? ;) You: I'm a man Stranger has disconnected. [/quote] [editline]6th September 2013[/editline] [quote]You both like Roleplay. You: hey Stranger: (Audri, 17, 5"6, blue eyes and long black hair, cute figure , tell me if your reading) You and i had been best friends for years now. Our parents left us together and we stayed with your friends at the your family beach house in Panama.Now im here with you and your friends, one of them has had an eye on me the whole night. We're all sitting outside by the bonfire, I'm sitting on your lap. (Wearing white shorts and a blue Tshirt with black vans)"Hey, you mind if i have some fun with her tonight?" one of your friend asks in a whispered tone, as he reaches to touch my ass. You say "im sorry bro, shes taken"but I wasn't sure what you were talking about since we're not dating an I don't have a boyfriend. (Leave asl, description, name,and continue) :) You: reading Stranger: Thanks You: 59/m/india, brown skin, fuzzy mustache and eyebrows, Rashab Stranger: FUCK NO Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] [editline]6th September 2013[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: (Seth 18 Male USA, Short brown hair, hazel eyes, muscular, 5'11) (You don't need to be a dom unless you want to be) I was recently hired here at your company. You are my boss and have realized that I do work hard, but I also tend to let people walk all over me. It makes it so that in doing other things to try and make everyone happy, sometimes my reports don't get in on time. Today it's just you and I on a Saturday. Normally I am at home on Saturdays, but the girl who is usually here with you begged and pleaded me to take her shift, so I agreed to make everyone happy. I'm doing my work when you call me to your office. I timidly walk in and shut the door behind me, standing still afterward “Y-Yes madam? Y-You wanted to see me?” (You can proceed however you wish, be nice, mean, crazy, whatever. If interested leave your ASL and description and then continue, thanks!) You: reading You: 59, male, india, black hair brown skin fuzzy everything You: So young man. You: You've been naughty. Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: ((Tell me you're reading.)) ((Sky, F, 16. I have long blonde hair up to my waist with a pink dip dye it's all curly, I have bright blue eyes. I'm a 36C and I'm 5'1. I have a flat stomach and a tiny waist and my belly button is pierced. I'm wearing black shorts and a Asking Alexandria band tee with vans also a plain black beanie.))((Males and females welcome!)) I'm pretty sweet and caring girl, I can be clumsy. It's been 3 weeks since I moved to town; I've made one friend which is Amy she's pretty loud and outgoing. Well I'm at the skatepark with her, I'm sitting on my skateboard waiting for you and your friends to get off one of the ramps I want to go on. "Meh how much longer." I mumble as Amy shrugs and walks up to guys. "Hey! Do you mind if me and my friend." She points to me as I give a wave. "Share the ramp with you guys?" She asks as I slide left and right sitting on my skateboard waiting. ((Add character detail and carry on. Can be rude, cocky, nice or whatever you please. Also roleplay as friends.)) You: (( Reading )) Stranger: ((Okay, take your time.)) You: The ground trembles as I slide across the park on my skateboard, the wheels tearing up the concrete and leaving flames behind them. The 49 year old man steps off the skateboard and gives it a quick kick, making it fly up into the air where he catches it. He looks over to the younglings, smiling behind his thick indian beard, revealing his yellowish teeth. "'Ehllo. I am Rasheet. Where can I get Cully?"[/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. You: Hey Stranger: (Sorry it's so long, please say if reading! Sara, 18, 5'3, thin, pale, straight blonde hair that goes down to my waist, pale blue eyes, freckles, one cartilage piercing in my left ear, and a wing tattoo on my left shoulder.) We used to be best friends in Middle school, but when we got to tenth grade, my brother, the leader of the gang that you hate, kept me from seeing you, saying you had died in a car crash. You just went on, never forgetting us. You soon ruled the fan that had taken over the west side of town, while my brothers gang ruled the east. My brother died a few years later, and was replaced with his second hand man who was even worse than him. I snuck out one day, running over to where the old middle school was, on the borders in-between the gangs. I didn't know that I had passed over the border, when two of your men grabbed me from behind. They clamped a hand over my mouth and dragged me to your office, dropping me in front of your desk. "Look at what we got for ya, boss." (Please leave description and continue. Guys only, sorry. This is romantic, not sexual. :) thanks!) You: Reading Stranger: Okay You: (Rasheed, 59, 4'2, average, brown, died purple hair) I tell my men to unhand you and leave us in peace. You: Of course, smuggling women on the Indian border isn't easy. You: I stroke my mustache, wondering how this came to be. Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: m or Stranger: f You: whatever you want me to be, sugar~ Stranger: it would be great if you were a female You: Well, I am. You: But with a dick. Stranger: ohh interesting would you like to do a scifi rp You: We can be like, space cocks? Stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You both like roleplay. You: m 16 Stranger: F 15 You: You in to anything particular? Stranger: Not really Stranger: Im Jenna You: I'm George You: George Foreman that is, here with the new Grill-o-max, our new top of the line product. You got beef? GRILL IT, you got bacon, GRILL IT, you got raw chicken, GIVE YOURSELF FOOD POISONING, only for $49.99 BUT, it doesn't stop there, if you call now, we'll throw in TEN, yes TEN CHEESE SLICES FOR YOUR GRILLING PLEASURE You: WHADDAYA SAY CHAMP [/quote]
[quote]You both like Roleplay. [B]You[/B]: hi [B]Stranger[/B]: **MALES ONLY! **SAY IF READING OR I WILL DISCONNECT!**Hey, my name is Sharon and I'm 16 years old. I have blonde hair with blue, green, and hazel eyes. I weigh 130 pounds, have 36C breasts, and a firm ass.(You can pick between the nerdy guy, the jock or any kind you want. even emo :3)(I am wearing a black batman sweatshirt, black skinny jeans and a pikachu beanie.) We dated for about a year before you broke up with me for not making love with you. The furthest we got was you about to make your way into my bra. Every time I pass through the hallways, your friends would always smirk or shake there heads lightly. It's eights months after, I stare up at you as they smirk, continuing to walk down the halls and closing my eyes......Continue the story. Looking for guys 16-19. Please use good grammar and spell correctly. Please be detailed with your responses. It doesn't say when I am typing but I am. Please leave a quick description and continuation all in one. Thank You! [B]You[/B]: I get up, pushing my lonely loser friends of idiots beside me away from me by planting my hands on their shoulders. I follow you down the corridor, placing my Pinkie Pie and Rarity plushies in my trenchcoat pockets. As you round a corner to your locker I follow you, after a quick peek around it. I carefully wait for you to open your locker, then approach. I quickly give a quick nod and tip my fedora, announcing "M'Lady" to you, already having a blush on my face "I'm feeling very euphoric t-t-oday. Would you like t-to take a walk outside?" I look down, knowing I screwed up horribly. Stranger has disconnected. [/quote]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. You: Hey, m 16 uk Stranger: f 17 us You: any particular scenario? Stranger: no you can choose You: well alright hold on You: It's 1945, you're Hitler and I'm Eva Braun, but instead we're genderswapped, in the final moments of the Second World War. Allied Forces are convening on our bunker rapidly, with the sole intent of taking you down for your notorious war crimes. We just killed our dog - called like, Checkers? Fuck, I don't even know. You don't stare at me during sex anymore, and this is our last chance to make passionate Nazi love. You: u down dawg Stranger: wtf lol You: lol You have disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: Hi, I'm Angela, 20, interested in science fiction, historical fiction, fantasy, and adventure scenarios. Interested in coming up with an rp together? You: Yeah! Stranger: Cool :) You: I'm an interstellar commando from the planet Eroticon 6 on my way from defeating the Carnivorous Bugblatter Beast of Tundaria. I walk towards you and sling my pulse rifle over my shoulder, kissing you on the lips and 5th arm with my 4th and 7th mouth. "Argje blag swnder" I whisper, as I begin to enter your erogenous zone with my 15th hand You: By the way, I'm a bugarian. Stranger: lololol ur so funneh You: That doesn't really sound in character. [/QUOTE]
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Oh god. [QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: hi You: Hey Stranger: asl? You: Yes Stranger: okay! You: Great. I begin the depressurization sequence as a U Boat punctures my sphincter towards your direction. ASL means Ass Submarine Launch, right? Stranger: LAUNCH! Stranger: all men on poop deck! Stranger: red october red october! Stranger: i gasp for air Stranger: all the men are dead. You: I squint and begin firing the stabilization torpedoes out of the loading bay. The submarine is coming out too hot. You: My rectum ruptures and spills radiation all across your chest Stranger: meanwhile Stranger: in france Stranger: a mime is trying to tell his wife he is leaving for the great war Stranger: "..." You: This is all in past tense of course. He is in the weapons bay currently trying to stop the warheads from melting down. You: Sadly, my anus is proving too heated. The thermal torches begin working their way through the hull. You: If we don't get this submarine out of my ass now, those men are going to die. Stranger: god dammit! Stranger: i get down on my knees behind you Stranger: lick my lips... Stranger: "doctor what are you doing?" Stranger: "the only thing I know how" You: I feel the uranium leaking inside my rectal wall. There isnt much time left. Stranger: get me a tuning fork, bandages and 3 antiseptics... also... something for this guy... hes got something up there You: Those warheads are at their breaking point! Stranger: i lean in closer to look You: Get that antiseptic on my anus pronto, the heat is unbearable! Stranger: sorry man, i just came Stranger: good RP Stranger: later You: Thanks! Stranger has disconnected. [/QUOTE]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHOA HO You: How are you Stranger: Good You: Good You: Is good You: Good is also a virtue Stranger: Nerd[/quote] :(....
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like roleplay. Stranger: suck my big fat cock you fucking slut You: you know what You: that's forward You: we need that nowadays You: how'd you like to come work for my company Stranger: lmao[/quote]
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/qFyGzvA.png[/img] [editline]6th September 2013[/editline] Tried it again. This person went for quite a while thinking it was a dream his character was having. Though service to the Emperor is a dream come true, this is no pleasant dream. [t]http://l.omegle.com/d55b2fb.png[/t]
[quote]Stranger: hello You: hey Stranger: i'm Alexandr Stranger has disconnected[/quote]
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: Any milfs or cougars? You: milf here :) Stranger: How old beautiful?;) You: willing to sleep with anybody 16 and up ;) You: 83 and still goin Stranger: 22 good baby? You: yah :) Stranger: 12 inch cock You: niiice Stranger: Sex chat? You: ive had bigger, but still great :) You: and sure Stranger: I come knock on your door You: do u wanna shove that cock up my wrinkled ass? You: and lets skip to the sex ;) Stranger: I barge in and rip your top off and suck your tits hard You: ohh yes!!! You: let me suck ur huge cock wih my gums!! Stranger: Hello ma'am I bite them hard You: my nipples begin lactating sour milk You: do u want me to put on my dentures while sucking ur cock?? ;) Stranger: Up to u baby whatever pleases u You: or let me salivate all over them with my gums You: ill go with gums You: it easier to suck the cum out that way ;)) Stranger: I take out my cock You: i begin licking the tip Stranger: Mmmmm You: then i slowly move my lips around it You: and go down the shaft You: and suck it with my wet gums You: u like that?? Stranger: I love it Stranger: Feels amazing You: now i take out my cane You: and shove it up your ass Stranger: I slap u before You: u like that baby?? You: oh yes!!! i love rough play!! Stranger: I hold u down You: *theres a knock on the door* You: OH SHIT, MY HUSBANDS HOME You: HIDE Stranger: I hide You: *husband walks through the door* You: MARGRET, IVE GOTTA TAKE A SHIT AND IT AINT COMIN OUT You: GET THE PRUNE JUICE You: *i whisper to you* uggh hold on a second You: let me the get the prune juice and the funnel; You: and take care of that useless old man Stranger: I kiss your feet before u go You: ;) You: then, suddenly, the roof is torn off the house You: by a giant robot!!! Stranger: No You: he looks down at me and says: You: "i have been searching for you, grandma" You: "it has been too long since i have seen you" Stranger: Just no make it a normal sex chat You: "i would say i love you, but i am a robot and incapable of feeling emotion" You: his chest opens up, and he begins to carry me up to him with his tractor beam Stranger has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]You both like roleplay. Stranger: asl You: f 17 uk Stranger: 19 m usa You: scenarios? Stranger: any that you like? You: brother/sister? Stranger: okay u want me to begin You: ye Stranger: im laying in my bed listen to music as you came raceing in to my room. You: i only have one requirement for this Stranger: ok want is it? You: the ass must be fat Stranger has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You both like roleplay. You: Hey Stranger: Myka, Female, 16! 100lbs, 5"8, 38C. I am open to ANY roleplay ideas! I have Kik. Please have a role in mind. Prefering incest; teacher/student, daddy/daughter. Mother/daughter, bro/sis, or sis/sis. Me being younger than 14, and being submissive. I have no limits! I'm on a phone. You: listening You: reading You: fuck im high You: lol You have disconnected.[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You both like horny. Stranger: M You: asl? You: 42/muslum/f Stranger: 27 Stranger: kik? You: looking for someone to strangle me with my turban Stranger: your pussy wet? You: yes Stranger: touching it Stranger: can i push my cock down ypur mouth? You: no that is against my muslum faith, i prefer to strangle myself with a scarf, or sometimes when im feeling extra naughty i take off my hood. You: you can but dont pee Stranger: anal? You: yes just dont pee Stranger: i wont You: i dont like pee up my butt Stranger: you married? You: yeah Stranger: oooh your naughty You: 53 year old asian You: i cant believe i maried him Stranger: woul you let me fuck your pussy without a condom? Stranger: i want to feel your juice You: of course You: but i have to warn you Stranger: yes? You: i may suicide bomb you Stranger has disconnected. [editline]7th September 2013[/editline] lil miss rarity is at your door with a whip what do you do? Stranger: Dr. Crane from Batman Begins is so sexy and adorable the way his eyes looked awwww I just want to give him a hug and snuggle with him . You: I close the door Stranger: :3 You: I shoot through the door Stranger: crane FTW You: The pony dies You: I go to bed and have a goods night rest Stranger has disconnected.
This took like 2 hours lol tell me a bedtime storie ( asker ) You: OOKAY You: once upon a time You: i raped a cat Stranger: There was a little girl You: and am currently running away from the police Stranger: And she watched you rape her new kitten Stranger: And she called the police You: and i jumped over a fence into a womans house and peed in her bed while she was sleeping Stranger: I walked into my room and had found a woman in my bed PEEING it was so ridiculous You: But in the middle of me letting nature take its toll, a woman walked in. forcing me to pull up my jeans and throw a lamp in her face Stranger: The woman looked at me, her eyes went wide! I started screaming I just wanted her to pull up her pants! But she didn't take it so well... She then threw a LAMP at my FACE! I was left with 18 stitches :( You: I had just started my career as a paramedic. We had gotten a call at about 3 am. A woman sounding hysterical called us saying " A woman peed in my bed and then threw a lamp at my face. Come to my house quick please Stranger: I called the paramedics (obviously) and when they showed up 5 minutes after my call THERE SHE WAS! THE SAME WOMAN WHOM HAD THROWN W LAMP IN MY FACE! I started screaming and pointing and I tried to run when the other paramedic had grabbed me and wrestled me to the floor, they eventually had to tie me down You: Whilst I hid behind her door, a few minutes late the woman had callen paramedics. And when they got there she yelled and pointed at me. Forcing me to do a 360 no-scope out a side window. But just before I left I saw the woman getting wrestled and tied down to the floor. Once I had left the place, I unzipped my jeans, and started running while peeing towards a car that had just parked in its driveway. When I got there a man got out carrying grocers Stranger: Once they had got me down to the ground the door swung open and my loving husband ashton came through the door holding groceries! He had a look of intense confusion and anger on his face while I was checking him out(he's super hot) I had noticed none other than pee on his pants! You: The man saw me and started to run. But before he could enter his house I peed on his pants so he could remember me ( he was super hot ). After he retreeted I grabbed the keys he had dropped to his black suv and started driving towards subway. As i was extremly hungry Stranger: Following ashton were his friends Calum, Luke and Michael. They all looked pretty upset at the scene, the para edits had decided to leave once I calmed down but the boys were still upset because, turns out. There was pee in the groceries as well! So we decided to just go ahead and get subway for dinner instead! But when we walked outside we had realized that Ash's Black SUV was gone!!! So we decided to just use my small Prius instead, even though we barely fit You: After 5 minutes of driving I arrived at the subway. After ordering I sat down to eat. Once I had killed the workers with a flood of majestic pee. Covering the inside of the restaurant with urine. A couple of moments pass and I notice a small prius parking outside with the people who I had just peed on roughly 10 minutes ago. Along with 3 more people following them. Seeing as I was outnumbered. I jumped behind the counter and switched into a subway uniform Stranger: We parked in the subway parking lot and all got out rushing into subway seeing as we were starving at this point! We had all mindlessly ran in, only to be disgusted at the discovery that the restaurant floor was covered in PEE! Wow this place REALLY needed a health inspection!! We had all carefully walked to the ordering counter, trying out best to avoid the warm pee. A subway employer had popped up from under the counter with a smile on her face! She looked familiar but I couldn't focus seeing as I was starving. We all ordered. You: I came out under the counter just as they came in, the woman saw my face and looked a bit perplexed for a second. I had hoped in my head " oh god please dont recognize me please don't " but it seems by prayers were answered as she went right on back to ordering with her entourage. She and her husband ordered meatball subs as thats what they had ate when they had gotten married in this exact restaurant. While the other 3 men ordered a variety of ingredients and bread. I made their orders fast and exactly how they asked it. ( I had worked as a sandwhich artist at subway before but I was unhappy with my job so thats why I raped a girls cat ) I gave the couple their orders but took the other 3 subs into the back room where I poised them with toxic pee. I came back to the counter and gave the rest of the subs Stranger: Ashton and I had started making out by the lettuce because that was the exact spot where we had said our "I do" s and it was so sentimental we just had to feverishly kiss. However Michael slipped Inbetween us to stop us from ruining all of the lettuce. The sandwich maker had come out of the back with our sandwiches we had started to sit down and eat when Michael, Calum and Luke had decided to dance because when they eat good food, they get a little excited. So they started doing the worm and then they were all vibrating on the ground and foaming at the mouth. Ashton and I had assumed this was a new dance move and we started standing and clapping and cheering! However, after five minutes of them just lying on the ground we had started to get a bit freaked out and so we threw their sandwiches at their heads but they wouldn't move! We had started to think that they were tired from dancing and had passed out on the ground! So ash and I started to make out again. You: The two had started making out, while the other 3 started dancing which confused me so I just stood there and watched. But after a few minutes they had fallen down and I knew my plan had worked. The other two had started to get a bit freaked out so they threw a sandwhich at them. Seeing as it didn't work they went back to makeing out. This was my time to strike I thought to myself. I jumped over the counter and unzipped my pants and let out at stream of acidic urine at the girl. Stranger: We were really gettin into it when I started to hear a stream of urine behind me being released. Not even a second later I felt an intense burning on my face and I started to screech like a baboon. I looked to see none other than whom I expected. The girl who had peed in my bed. I looked to Ashton with worry as I started to slowly melt. You: The stream hit the woman where she started to melt. Seeing as she was barely a threat I moved on the man. " Hey baby now that, that old broad is going to die, wanna go see a movie sometime? " Stranger: Ashton's eyes went big but then he checked out the woman and said yes. "How about tomorrow at 8?" You: I said yes and plopped a kiss and the mans cheek and walked towards the door. Opening the exit I gave one last glance to him and said " Thats a great time, oh and by the way you still havent told me your name. But thats alright, you can tell when I pick you up tomorrow since I already know where you house is :). Stranger: THE END <3 Stranger: I saved that entire story ohmygod You: That was pretty good You: lol You: i wonder if the person who asked this question is still here Stranger: Haha I hope! Stranger: Do you by chance have twitter I'd love to follow you You: yeah You: i have no followers tho You: lol Stranger: Haha well then I'll be the first : p what's the user?
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