• Let's write a story, Facepunch
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so they jizzed all over big blacks fat blubbery ass, semen shooting everywhere, there faces crimson red, it was enough semen to fill africas water supply, big blacks ass could not contain all of this semen, and it dripped down everywhere, where a fat child lay, right into his mouth, he puked it and it all came out on his face, all 3 men licked all the puke off and went to mcdonalds together
They were happy because the McRib was back
Then they died because McRib was H1N1 in disguise.
Holy fuck ninja'ed :suicide:
CarmineGear went to the Golden Gate Bridge later that day and decided to kill himself for being late by jumping down.
then doctor dave was crushed by all his money
but it was monopoly money and nobody ever used periods in there sentences because of it and... [NOT PART OF THE STORY] Let's recap... [quote]Once upon a time the end. Weekend At Bernies 2 /thread there was garry penis dicks and he never posted in Fast Threads again. Until one day busta rhymes jumped out of a cake and was all like "GIMMIE SOME MO" the the magic fish dong of uranus 7 came out of nowhere and said "MEN'S ASSES" and then Mitt Romney ate all the African-Americans Cookies this summer an epic tale continues suddently ninjas everywhere one man one destiny one desire TWO DADS sandwich so God sent his only son, Jesus of nazzaazzsarathsasth, to put beards back in fashion and then zach galifianakis steals the show by fisting Thomas the tank engine so hard he ejaculated coaldust oh dear, thought Thomas. As he stabbed Machmut in the face With a Penis Dick a once upon a time the end but it was only the beggining for gairy es gai for Negro Man and Jigga Boy had come to save the day! African-Americans so they jizzed all over big blacks fat blubbery ass, semen shooting everywhere, there faces crimson red, it was enough semen to fill africas water supply, big blacks ass could not contain all of this semen, and it dripped down everywhere, where a fat child lay, right into his mouth, he puked it and it all came out on his face, all 3 men licked all the puke off and went to mcdonalds together They were happy because the McRib was back Then they died McRib was H1N1 in disguise. But they all got Diabetes and died later that day. CarmineGear went to the Golded Gate Bridge Later that day and decided to kill himself for being late by jumping down. then doctor dave was crushed by all his money but it was monopoly money and nobody ever used periods in there sentences because of it [I]and...[/I][/quote] dat run on sentence
.
And Auntumn was raped constantly by ghosts for several months, until she decided to kill herself by choking on a rubber duck dressed as a sailor.
But then the sequel to the amazing adventure was made, causing this thread to have 100+ pages until Garry finally said "enough", because he really misses the sex poses thread.
and then, dan
shitwhale
[sub]text[/sub] text [sub]text[/sub] text [sub]text[/sub] text [sub]text[/sub] text [sub]text[/sub] text
And so, it was Dan who summoned a massive wave of TEXT to crush everyone on the planet. The fate of all life on earth hangs in the balance, is there anyone who can possibly save earth from destruction?
But Dan was boobies
. And boobies are good.
But the rectum flew out and strangled dan, and sucked him into the butthole. And then Dan was immortalized within the boobies to forever taste babies sucking on his eyeballs, which were the nipples.
The nipples were erect.
As was Postal's dick.
But postal
Went postal and killed dan,the boobies.
Meanwhile, Doomguy and the Ranger teamed up to
defeat the wave of TEXT
by masturbating to the thought of christmas coming early.
but then they came early
and made a mess of the
picture of baby Jesus
when suddenly Garry woke up from this drug induced dream and rubbed his eyes. He got out of bed and made some coffee. Snip, snap, snout This tale's told out. [b]/thread[/b]
...said Jocken300 as he awoke, and beheld Postal's hairy ass near his face.
Ready to unleash horrors upon jockens facial features.
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