• Let's write a story, Facepunch
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when suddenly, Postal's ass reared up on it's crack hairs and shouted:
"U ARR NASTY TRORR AND YOU WILL BE DING DONG BANNU"
But joken,being a horny fuck,decided to slip it in. After that Idzo was permabanned for posting this.
After that, Garry screamed at the top of his lungs:
I liek chocolate milk
then it began to rain chocolate milk, but suddenly
and then it started to hail marshmallows at the same time
then :v: came out and ate some
hippies and left.
The hippies were dead. They rot in the rain.
With the sweetest inspiration, we don't want to stop
, it's the money I stole,
, (sitar solo begins),
but the sitar refuses to play and ascends to spiritual enlightenment.
Where it gets fucked in the ass.
Suddenly Roger Waters showed up and
Whipped his cupcake.
The sun burnt out, and
Fuckhead slipped on the mix of chocolate milk and marshmellows
But then Robin Walker
transformed into a giant tower of hats and
flew to the moon
where he dies because he can't breathe but ascends to spiritual enlightenment
aliens caused 9/11
Because they dont like dildos and thought the buildings were dildos
but were actually Gay Niggers from Outer Space.
Therefore, causing the two buildings to dramatically explode into tiny little
midgets. And that, kids, is where Wee Man came from! Anyway,
the tubby asian lady whores decided to have sex with a very
hard gabe newell.
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