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so hard he shat himself spontaneously upon beholding a most horrifying sight:
Garry Newman
turned gay
Because Vermin Supreme
assaulted a moose with
a horse
And destroyed max for being a ban happy lunatic
and disobeying his mandatory tooth-brushing law
because
He had no
beer
goggles
and
no self-motivation
Carrots
mutate
the
genetic code
Of elephantopenises
dick penis dick penis dick penis
slaps you
in the balls
and then
it was finally over, because of many idiots not coming up with creative or even good decisions
like BenjaminTennison
and then
pigeons started to shit everywhere
when someone died on the bayou.
And fish
started to fly
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