• Let's write a story, Facepunch
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had a little boy jim,who was known for his
Freakishly gigantic left hand
that fisted
A dinosaur with sunglasses which
died.
In an unfortunate smelting accident
because
beacuse heat
[QUOTE=shitstershit;38163420]beacuse heat[/QUOTE] Tends to turn your yoo-hoo gold
into liquid
which is semen soluble. One day, a man buttered
an egg
Because he wanted to shove it inside a
pigeon
penis.
because
Apparently pigeon penises contain
feathers
made from pure, uncut
penises.
The next day, slothy decided to slip into a
sleeping bag
because apparently, sleeping bags contain high levels of
cocaine spiders
Drugged puppies
died because they ate poison darts made from frog excretions which
got stuck in a arseholes arse
Tarantulas then
Saw a cactus running down the street and he bumped into them 'He was a bit of a prick'.
But the cactus and the tarantulas still threw one hell of a party but when the party ended the tarantula was surprised to find that
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