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Sniper was looking through his sniper scope which he sometimes also used as a telescope. He saw the tarantula in the distance and became puzzled.
-What is going on over there, Sniper questioned himself. A spider with penises for nipples, how stupider couldn't it become?
The snipers nipples were erect as well
butts
fell from the sky after the tornado ended and suddenly
a wild pikachu appeared!
But the Pikachu was dead in just a few seconds from all the crumbling buildings, blood splattered everywhere as it would in a CARnage.
Then, for some strange reason, two cars, [URL="http://carmageddon.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Eagle#Carmageddon"]red[/URL] and a [URL="http://carmageddon.wikia.com/wiki/Yellow_Hawk#Carmageddon"]yellow[/URL] respectively, came running down the road, they were both covered in blood and flesh. Drivers could be seen inside the cars, one driver was a man and the other a woman...
reported that serious damage had been caused in that part of town and closed it off for repairs, they warned people to be on the lookout for these two drivers wanted dead. They can be identified as driving vehicles, especially ones stolen. Plus, running down people thinking they get money for doing so.
Being on foot is a dangerous thing outdoors, the safest places outdoors is to be in your cars. They are the only things invulnerable to this dreaded Electro-Bastard Ray
that, my friends. Is how Carmageddon came to be!
Well, you know what they say...
All toasters toast [I]toast[/I]
after that, the universe imploded, the end.
But then exploded into a big bang 2
all fail at life, much like the many narrators (including me, BenjaminTennison)
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