The Republic of Facepunch

[counterpo0]

In every town, there will be 10 strip clubs, and your own personal stripper, and stripper pole in your house.

[RidingKeys]

[QUOTE=Detective P;23812363]We should export everything. EVERYTHING.

And only import Viagra.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.hentai-foundry.com/templates/Hentai/728x90_2.gif[/img]

[Raunchy]

My first decree, no gay marriage. Further more all furries will be burned in town square on every Friday afternoon.

[LunchboxOfDoom]

We must have a war banner!

[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/105r28l.jpg[/IMG]

I demand to be the Chief of Staff of the Military. I am the only man here with the beard capable to fill this position, and a uniform to boot.

[IMG]http://i39.tinypic.com/6rlbex.jpg[/IMG]

[RearAdmiral]

[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23812259]Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.8asians.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/north-korea.gif[/img]

[ROFLBURGER]

There will be at least 1 school every 2km of a town/city/settlement

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Also We will invest in airplanes

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Oh, and trolls will get their strip club privlages taken away.

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And free healthcare.

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And nude beaches... Nude beaches everywhere....

[Assburgers]

A few ideas:
1. No furries allowed
2. No nazis awllowed
3. Go nuclear
4. Start researching and developing biomechanical and genetical engineering.
5. Free porn. Free porn everywhere.
6. Make the military consist mostly of drones.
7. The catholic church can fuck off.
8. We'll start in Antarctica. Then get the world.

9. MOST IMPORTANT: If a man has a girlfriend and another friend that is a girl, If he requests so they must accept a threesome.

[RearAdmiral]

To be serious;

I think freedom of speech is pretty important. People should be allowed to express themselves, even if their views are ignorant. The moment we start taking away basic freedoms of expression is the moment we take the first steps down a [i]very[/i] slippery slope.

Same goes with Religion.

If we're going to ban anything, ban australia, see how they like it.

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=Assburgers;23855712]
7. The catholic church can fuck off.
[/QUOTE]

Uh, why?

[butre]

[QUOTE=LemONPLaNE;23812259]Of course not, but every single country located on the Eurasian continent is better than the US.[/QUOTE]

:china:

[LemONPLaNE]

[QUOTE=RearAdmiral;23855842]If we're going to ban anything, ban australia, see how they like it.[/QUOTE]

I lol'd.

[editline]ghugh[/editline]

Oh, for crying out...

Ah well.

I propose that free cheese shall be delivered to every inhabitant as long as they are not undead.

[LunchboxOfDoom]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23855911]Uh, why?[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=221644&dateline=1279873204[/img]

[fish puncher]

We shall have witch burnings every Tuesday at noon.

[Jeep-Eep]

[QUOTE=Raunchy;23854123]My first decree, no gay marriage. Further more all furries will be burned in town square on every Friday afternoon.[/QUOTE]

:box:

Better idea. Gays and furries are the only ones that can hold high office.
Should be no worse than any other ruling class. :razz:

(Where's that damn box picture anyway?)

[ROFLBURGER]

[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;23856431][img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=221644&dateline=1279873204[/img][/QUOTE]

Col. Sanders is never a reason for anything

[Assburgers]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23855911]Uh, why?[/QUOTE]

No condoms, May only have intercourse for a child, No sex education at schools, No gays.

You have to admit these are pretty dumb.

[Jeep-Eep]

Accidentally rated box. Rate bad reading.

[theseltsamone]

Everybody who has an important part in government must have a beard. None of that neckbeard shit either. You must be atleast this beardy to be president:
[img_thumb]http://www.york.ac.uk/depts/poli/images/Karl_Marx.jpg[/img_thumb]
and this beardy be any military rank above Sargent:
[img_thumb]http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/16956.gif[/img_thumb]

This shit will get you executed though:
[img_thumb]http://local-static1.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0018/9296/neckbeard.jpg[/img_thumb]

[LunchboxOfDoom]

[QUOTE=theseltsamone;23874743]Everybody who has an important part in government must have a beard. None of that neckbeard shit either. You must be atleast this beardy to be president:
[img_thumb]http://www.york.ac.uk/depts/poli/images/Karl_Marx.jpg[/img_thumb]
and this beardy be any military rank above Sargent:
[img_thumb]http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/16956.gif[/img_thumb]

This shit will get you executed though:
[img_thumb]http://local-static1.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0018/9296/neckbeard.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]

And for those of us who bear the beards of Tsar Nicholas II, King George V, and Kaiser Wilhelm II when he got old... we're cool too right?

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_BUOfb81B9EE/SwMTQkAbGAI/AAAAAAAABRQ/lxd42FSksiU/s1600/tsar_nicholas_ii__king_george_v.jpg[/img]
[img]http://history-wiki.wikispaces.com/file/view/KaiserWilhelmII.jpg/95793236/KaiserWilhelmII.jpg[/img]

[Aurora93]

nazi facepunch

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/morehitler.png[/img]

fuk republix all da way

[MeltedGenera]

All men that reached age 18 must serve in glorious military for one year. If you proclaimed yourself as a furry or we discovered that you are, you'll never see the light of day

[QUOTE=Assburgers;23855712]A few ideas:
3. Go nuclear
[/QUOTE]

If we're going to war with 4 Chan, nuke every city twice. Again if there's more

[TheCumScoundrel]

We shall execute every 4 chan citizen with a spiked plunger handle and for every city we capture we should hang a moose from a flag pole

[Aurora93]

as facepunch national socialist [del]dictatorship[/del] oligarchy we should take an example from the nazis and gas furries

[Sabrina]

[QUOTE=Bllasae;23812298]Yeah, we don't wanna be wusses.[/QUOTE]

To prevent that from happening, we must go to war.
What faction shall we fight against?
Country, website or.....Aliens?

[Busymonkey]

[QUOTE=ROFLBURGER;23855335]There will be at least 1 school every 2km of a town/city/settlement

[editline]02:42PM[/editline]

Also We will invest in airplanes

[editline]02:44PM[/editline]

Oh, and trolls will get their strip club privlages taken away.

[editline]02:45PM[/editline]

And free healthcare.

[editline]02:47PM[/editline]

And nude beaches... Nude beaches everywhere....[/QUOTE]

I totally agree with everything you said, but to add:

[i]And nude beaches... Nude beaches everywhere[/i], which require clothes if you're fat.

[editline]uknowwhat[/editline]

y'Know what, if you're fat dont even bother coming to the beach

[Aurora93]

we will also create a grand alliance w/ somethingawful

[TheCumScoundrel]

we shall construct monuments to our 5 great leaders( im the last) the 5 great leaders are the first 5 people who posted in this thread. also we must mass produce spanners to keep our income high!

[Jeep-Eep]

[quote]we will also create a grand alliance w/ somethingawful [/quote]

That's dumb. From what I've heard, those gits want nothing to do with us.

2009rs. I'm a tenner and they are annoying.

[quote]we should take an example from the nazis and gas furries [/quote]
Hurp durp, I'm edgy because I read the ED. Anyone who says shit like this has minus ten creativity.

Now a war with 4chan, that's something I could get behind. Go after SA whilst we're at it. Might as well be sure it won't come back.

[evilweazel]

Throw all furries on a fire that is fueled by their own fursuits.

[Aurora93]

[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;23882043]That's dumb. From what I've heard, those gits want nothing to do with us.[/QUOTE]

facepunch is a lot like somethingawful, except it's free, and not as shitty or tight-knit