The Republic of Facepunch - General

[QUOTE=Aurora93;23882090]facepunch is a lot like somethingawful, except it's free, and not as shitty or tight-knit[/QUOTE] And we have garry. He can make a gamemode in Fretta that has FP vs SA deathmatch

If your child is born with a mental disease it must be killed before it infects you. You must also put rotten spaghetti-o's in your vagina to clean out the sickness from the baby.

there's at least 1 .50 turret at every border crossing, aswell as 6 soldiers on standby with riot gear.

[QUOTE=Busymonkey;23881773]I totally agree with everything you said, but to add: [i]And nude beaches... Nude beaches everywhere[/i], which require clothes if you're fat. [editline]uknowwhat[/editline] y'Know what, if you're fat dont even bother coming to the beach[/QUOTE] Fuck you, I'm fat! If your fat then you must take a pill that makes you shit so much you lose weight instantly.

[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;23885540]Fuck you, I'm fat! If your fat then you must take a pill that makes you shit so much you lose weight instantly.[/QUOTE] More like you will be exiled to Siberia until you're fit.

Ok further more. as the minister of defense i declare that anyone caught smuggleing Justin Bieber albums must be beaten in puplic with a flaming keyboard

We shall have Journey concerts the second Sunday of every month.

[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;23882043] Now a war with 4chan, that's something I could get behind. Go after SA whilst we're at it. Might as well be sure it won't come back.[/QUOTE] Yeah, war with 4chan. We'd have a Zerg rush on our asses.

I think that being a hipster shall be punished with castration. [editline]07:11PM[/editline] I suggest that having a high speed internet connection should not be a previlege, but a right.

We must review the history of this great nation. so other countries know we're a proud people ok. in 2010 a country was founded by a man destined to become great. and that country was the Republic of Facepunch. 5 followers helped in the founding(me being one of them) and so we decided the founder could'nt have say in our country. and so we went to war with 4 chan and many people died and i could'nt go to war because for some reason im a great leader of our country......... later more people came and more laws were enforced. some crazy drug endused stuff happened and i got drunk and made a history of our country [editline]11:56PM[/editline] also our national athem shall be hell march 2 from red alert 3

I nominate BluFox as cartographer.

I demand that we have some sort of social class pyramid to separate us from the console scum. [IMG]http://resource.mmgn.com/Gallery/full/7PLLYLB8.jpg[/IMG]

Have a No Child policy. Limit the population to nothing

thats propostarous. all console games like halo reach shall be converted to the PC. any other games shall go to the lower class citizens

[QUOTE=Assburgers;23855712]A few ideas: 1. No furries allowed [/QUOTE] Sounds good. and i remember we had another thread like this, except it was more serious, and everythign was more organised. [editline]09:40PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;23882043] Now a war with 4chan, that's something I could get behind. Go after SA whilst we're at it. Might as well be sure it won't come back.[/QUOTE] burn the heretic for the sacred Gottkanzler Garry!

I'll be law director. The only law is: There are no laws! And then I'll run off naked into the wilderness.

as the minister of defense i subject your laws as null and void. also we shall use british armed forces and russian army equipment and vehicles for our military

What the fuck, Russian equipment is terrible. Seriously, no matter how cool you think "LOL HIND" or "LOL AK47" is, they're actually terrible compared to British/US equipment.

Don't worry about war with 4chan. Threads 404 so quickly that the place is in total anarchy.

We require more pylons.

[QUOTE=flarrm;23810010] I'll start off with a rule to prevent feminism - TITS or GTFO. Feminists who do not go with this will become sex slaves or human toilets.[/QUOTE] Go back to 4chan And your unfunny shit too 'Cause sexism's not cool On Femininism; You can only be against it If you be dickish Keeping things so short Haiku form makes points unclear Godfuckingdamnit

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[QUOTE=Darth_GW7;23916879]What the fuck, Russian equipment is terrible. Seriously, no matter how cool you think "LOL HIND" or "LOL AK47" is, they're actually terrible compared to British/US equipment.[/QUOTE] alright we shall use UK armed forces stuff. my home country of northern ireland made the best missile ever the star streak.YOU CAN NOT ESCAPE IT!!!!!