Kill all Kerillians, those bastards have been a problem ever since they rebelled and shut down sector six of the moon mines. My solution? Turn off the nutrospheres, let's see how well they can bode without their precious oxygen. [sup][sub]Haha[/sub][/sup]haha[B]hahaha[/B][h2]HAHAHA![/h2]
Universal Healthcare.
Ban internet censorship.
> Everything that everyone above just said.
>Become president
>First order is legalize weed
>in a press conference finalizing the idea
>Get nervous and palms start sweating
>As I'm about to speak I reach into my pocket to get my paper I have my speech wrote out on
>Spaghetti falls out
>I try to clean up the spaghetti with my socks but there's too much of it
>Everyone screams and runs away
BAN ALL VIDEO GAMES.
Pretty much this.
[video=youtube;WBbRSq4W_1o]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBbRSq4W_1o[/video]
Including playing the song whilst I do all that.
[QUOTE=UntouchedShadow;34567498]Ban internet censorship.[/QUOTE]
Ban censorship.
Legalize all drugs
Bump speed limits up: the purpose of police is not to "get ya!" for going ten over, which everyone does anyway
Pull out of the middle east
veto SOPA, PIPA, ACTA, etc.
Wipe North Korea off the face of the earth
Legalize same-sex marriage
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;34568318][del]Wipe[\del] [b]Save[\b] North Korea [del]off the face of the earth[\del] [b]citazens and show hem democracy.[\b][/QUOTE]
legalize all drugs
legalize murder
legalize stealing stuff
legalize rape
and then I'll see how society decides to handle the changes in laws
I'd basically want to see if people would actually kill each other and shit if those kinds of things weren't illegal
[QUOTE=tier56;34562706]>Get us out of our fucking wars
>Fix the goddamn economy
>Divert more money to the space budget
>Legalize prostitution
>Get rid of the Department of Homeland Security
>Immidiately set up an act that prevents acts like SOPA or PIPA from ever passing
>Return back to the isolationist state we once were
>Encourage industries to move their production facilities here
>Get out of the UN
>Pull our forces out of all foreign bases
>Decommission all bases that are not in US soil
That's about it.[/QUOTE]
Damn you just about nailed it, space, military bases and all.
You guys say this, but it's not that simple.
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;34569830]You guys say this, but it's not that simple.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, there was a lot of shit on the last page that was ridiculous.
I mean the process of passing laws and stuff.
The president doesn't control everything, there's checks and balance.
[QUOTE=tier56;34562706]>Get us out of our fucking wars
>Fix the goddamn economy
>Divert more money to the space budget
>Legalize prostitution
>Get rid of the Department of Homeland Security
>Immidiately set up an act that prevents acts like SOPA or PIPA from ever passing
>Return back to the isolationist state we once were
>Encourage industries to move their production facilities here
>Get out of the UN
>Pull our forces out of all foreign bases
>Decommission all bases that are not in US soil
That's about it.[/QUOTE]
I would do this + legalise gay marriage in every state
Okay this may sound dumb, but how would getting out of the UN be a good thing? This is a serious question here, what would the benefits be?
I would start by moving to a country that actually has a President
I probably wouldn't be able to do much; after all, the position of President of the United States isn't autocratic. Same would apply if I were the Prime Minister of Australia instead.
If I were given the position of President and autocratic powers along with it, probably the only things I would do would be to replace the first past the post voting system with instant runoff for elections of Representatives and Senators, remove the electoral college and instead have national elections using instant runoff to determine the President from a list of the leaders of all the registered parties, make the constitution amendable through national referendums and end up resigning from the position of President.
I don't even know if what I would do would be beneficial to the United States, and that's the absolute furthest I would go. Additionally, the United States is without doubt based on the foundations of democracy, so instead of going crazy with my powers and doing all the shit other people in this thread have suggested, I'd let the people use their democratic powers to put forward their position on the actual issues, as well as give the people additional democratic powers (such as directly and fairly voting for the President, and voting in national referendums in regard to changing the constitution).
Eliminate SOPA.
Change the national anthem to Guiles theme.
[QUOTE=tier56;34562706]>Get us out of our fucking wars [b]NATO is already slowly (but surely) withdrawing from its operations in the Middle East, I believe the only reason Afghanistan is taking a while to move out of is because it's possibly still unstable[/b]
>Fix the goddamn economy[b]Implying current government officials aren't trying to do that already? How do you propose we fix the economy, when we even have qualified economists already working on it?[/b]
>Divert more money to the space budget[b]So you want to throw money at it with no actual intent of what you want NASA to do with the money? Where do you want to divert money from as well?[/b]
>Legalize prostitution[b]Thought it was already legal over there, maybe in some states. Fair enough though[/b]
>Get rid of the Department of Homeland Security[b]Don't know any specifics about them or their operations, so no comment on that[/b]
>Immidiately set up an act that prevents acts like SOPA or PIPA from ever passing[b]Set up an act that prevents representatives from using their democratic powers? That's rather despotic, don't you think? I don't agree with SOPA and PIPA, but that's just from how democracy rolls, and it's an amazing thing.[/b]
>Return back to the isolationist state we once were[b]So close of all trade with the world, and not only ruin the local economy but also the global economy? Smart move! If you're implying non-interventionism though (ie still trade), I'll have to argue that you probably don't know what isolationism is[/b]
>Encourage industries to move their production facilities here[b]Implying that this isn't already being tried. Outsourcing is a major issue with the economy[/b]
>Get out of the UN[b]Why? For what benefit?[/b]
>Pull our forces out of all foreign bases [b]Some bases are probably needed (such as those in South Korea to deter the North), but I will agree that some probably don't need to be there[/b]
>Decommission all bases that are not in US soil [b]Same as above[/b]
That's about it.[/QUOTE]
Sorry but I really had to do this.
Un-fuck myself.
Legalize gay marriage in all states
Legalize Pot
Illegalize hate speech and brand the Westboro Baptist Church as terrorists.
undo inflation
GTFO out of the middle east.
Tax cuts for everyone
tax raises for the rich.
Drill for oil in our own country whilst coming up with a way to run cars on vegetable oil [B]LIKE A BAWS![/B] Blow North Korea off the face of the earth. with a shitload of nuclear warheads.
Make sure everyone pays taxes, since half the people don't already
[QUOTE=Errorproxy;34569855]I mean the process of passing laws and stuff.
The president doesn't control everything, there's checks and balance.[/QUOTE]
Yeah we know, we're just saying what we would do if we could.
be sure to be neither democrat or republican in hopes that the two party system would dissolve
This
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I would quit
too much stress
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