• If you were President, what you do?
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Try to do good but eventually get bought out by corporate players.
Limit the power of the congress to avoid cockblocking
Veto everything that comes into the office!
Purge all pre-1995 politicians or anyone that has a degree in Marxism and/or Communist politics. Three year military draft. Company supervising. Justice and bueraucracy reforms. Hard labor punishments for corruption. Penalties for no payments within a company. Public labor sites to reduce unemployment. Increase general production and heavy industry. Massive modernization of agriculture and industry.
Resign.
- Legalize, tax, and regulate the importation, sale, cultivation, and distribution of marijuana - Reforms to institute national health care - Reforms to welfare system - Reforms to legalize voluntary euthanasia and abortion - Reforms that would cut state funding to any state that refuses to recognize same-sex marriage - Reforms to lower age restrictions for alcohol, tobacco products, and sex to 16 - Reforms that incentivize states that abolish the death penalty - Creation of a National Business Funding Bureau (NBFB). The purpose of which would be to provide funding to entrepreneurs that agree to let the government own forty per cent of the business's shares. - Reforms to end the patenting of drug compounds - Reforms to legalize and regulate prostitution - Increase tax rates for the rich - Reforms to the educational system similar to that of Germany's (thanks Sobotnik) I can't think of anymore.
Why is it that most of the people in this thread want to legalize prostitution and bomb North Korea?
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;34593922]Why is it that most of the people in this thread want to legalize prostitution and bomb North Korea?[/QUOTE] Well bombing NK is clearly not constructive, but what's wrong with prostitution? Surely as long as its safe (key to the whole thing, not endorsing curb calling) and everyone involved is consensual who cares?
[QUOTE=Metanar;34594014]Well bombing NK is clearly not constructive, but what's wrong with prostitution? Surely as long as its safe (key to the whole thing, not endorsing curb calling) and everyone involved is consensual who cares?[/QUOTE] If it wasn't run by such awful people then it wouldn't be so bad but other wise, No, Most prostitutes are forced into prostitution.
[QUOTE=Shadowwalker;34594291]If it wasn't run by such awful people then it wouldn't be so bad but other wise, No, Most prostitutes are forced into prostitution.[/QUOTE] That's a fair point except irrelevant since I included consensual in my definition and specified it would not be curb calling.
[QUOTE=Metanar;34594014]Well bombing NK is clearly not constructive, but what's wrong with prostitution? Surely as long as its safe (key to the whole thing, not endorsing curb calling) and everyone involved is consensual who cares?[/QUOTE] I recall Germany or Austria has legalized prostitution. They'e getting along just fine.
[QUOTE=Metanar;34594308]That's a fair point except irrelevant since I included consensual in my definition and specified it would not be curb calling.[/QUOTE] How did I miss that part? In that case it wouldn't be so bad.
As many others have stated, resign. Im not fit to lead an entire nation, and I don't feel like being the person responsible for inciting nuclear war and running the US into the ground.
help EU's economy stop struggling. Reject agianst all crappy acts like sopa and pipa and acta... get us out of the wars. lower the prices. send SAS british special forces to eliminate furries,ponies,and beiber fags.
I would seize emergency power, and give the colonies back to England :dance:
[QUOTE=yellowoboe;34568173]Ban censorship.[/QUOTE] Ban ships all together.
[QUOTE=certified;34578853]This [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/wootstrike-21f-fa.gif?t=1296026584[/IMG][/QUOTE] What game? Also, if I was president I'd cut military budget and give more to NASA.
>Legalize marijuana >Legalize same-sex marriage everywhere >Rick Perry publicly executed >make ghettos into 1st Class cities >Execute all members of the KKK >Build Metal Gear REX in Area 51 >Increase the funds for NASA >Isolate religion from political access
>space
I don't know what I'll do but I'll relieve custom duties.
Exactly what my old president did. Bunga bunga parties [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-italy.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=certified;34578853]This [IMG]http://i453.photobucket.com/albums/qq255/Sandwich35/wootstrike-21f-fa.gif?t=1296026584[/IMG][/QUOTE] What game is that? Oops, didnt realise someone had already asked.
[QUOTE=G3rman;34562387] "How would I go about..getting rid of the penny?"[/QUOTE] Why would you want to get rid of the penny? Stores would just set their prices to $x.96 so they wouldn't have to give you any change.
[QUOTE=SilverDragon619;34604495]>Legalize marijuana >Legalize same-sex marriage everywhere >Rick Perry publicly executed >make ghettos into 1st Class cities >Execute all members of the KKK >Build Metal Gear REX in Area 51 >Increase the funds for NASA >Isolate religion from political access[/QUOTE] Execute people you disagree with? Sounds like a totalitarian state.
I would fix everything.
[QUOTE=cyclocius;34612451]I would fix everything.[/QUOTE] No, you can't. [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/avatar/198628.png[/IMG]
-Legalize marijuana, DMT, and a few other soft drugs and lower drinking age to 18. -legalize gay marriage nationwide. -Pull troops out from Afghanistan immediately and help Syria's FSA. -Reduce military only a little, and have them help border patrol and coast guard. -Reduce miltary budget significantly in peacetime, and donate it largely to NASA and private space companies. -Build factories for peaceful productions and get Americans to work. ban most chinese products so they don't make money off our citizens. generally just gradually reduce debt to a low level. -Become an isolationist nation that only deals with the most significant world events. -Have national guard help cities with understaffed police forces, issue kill on sight orders for violent gangs, with weed legalized, money can go to stopping gangs, meth, crack, and other drugs that are cut with dangerous chemicals a lot. -Reform the prison system so only violent criminals are killed. All others will go under intense rehabilitation and education to evaluate if they can truly become productive citizens. Violent criminals will be injected with morphine until they pass out then a bullet to the head. All prisoners being executed will be made sure they are guilty. -Rich people will pay much higher taxes, people that are poor will be helped out to the maximum extent and people specially assigned to companies such as IRS will make sure people aren't being screwed over. -Medical care will be completely socialized. -Put money into hydrogen energy research until breakthroughs make it cheaper to build than gasoline engines. That's it for now.
Hello gentlemen, my name is Bryce McIntosh, I am running for president. A vote for me means a vote for the death of the bears, for too long have the bears plagued this nation! The bears are in our cities, taking our jobs, in our forests, shitting everywhere, in our homes spying for the Russians, and in our ports, stealing our shit! This needs to end! Vote for me and I will kill the bears for I am smarter than the average bear, my five step campaign against the bears will be swift and just. No bears will be left alive! I am Bryce McIntosh, and I am the moonstar.
Ban christian street protesting or whatever you call it. "God Hates Fags" and that shit you know. Legalize homosexual marriage. Legalize weed.
Wonder how a british atheist made it into the White House.
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