i think the idea for this thread came from conversion in logical reasoning
ex: if you are einstein then you are a genius
if you are a genius then you are einstein
Daredevil is blind. Hellen Keller is blind, therefore Hellen Keller is Daredevil.
Hitler was raised in germany, Germans are raised in germany, therefore, germans are nazis.
(Just kidding I love germans.)
[QUOTE=lemon_lover;16829074]Hitler was raised in germany, Germans are raised in germany, therefore, germans are nazis.
(Just kidding I love germans.)[/QUOTE]
dont you mean all the germans are hitlers :eng101:
[QUOTE=Omnimancer;16829311]dont you mean all the germans are hitlers :eng101:[/QUOTE]
Oh, you got me grammar hitler
I have a bass. Basses have a g-string. Therefore, I have a g-string.
[QUOTE=Benie;16829412]Dragons breath fire. Flamethrowers breath fire. Therefore, Dragons are Flamethrowers. :smile:[/QUOTE]
You must like dragons. Do you frequent the hatdargon megathreads?
My dick is long. My arm is long. Therefore, my dick is an arm.
Babies make noise. Assholes make noise. Therefore, babies are assholes.
A+B=C+D.
A does not equal C.
B does not equal D.
C+B=A+2.
Solve for D.
I won't be following your template here, so....
Home is where the heart is.
The heart is located in the Chest.
My home is my Chest.
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[QUOTE=Dasutin;16829550]A+B=C+D.
A does not equal C.
B does not equal D.
C+B=A+2.
Solve for D.[/QUOTE]
5+3=4+4
5 Does not equal 4
3 does not equal 4
4+3=5+2
D=4
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My Maths are faulty. It's almost 2 am here.
Cake is a dessert. Pie is a dessert. Therefore, cake = pie.
[QUOTE=Lagitech;16811405]And by the way, saying: "A rapist is a human" is a totally different thing that saying: "A human is a rapist"
Philosophy isn't the same as mathematics, philosophy is based on logic and sense, though A=B is the same as B=A.
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Get out and learn some philosophy[/QUOTE]
This isn't how maths works either :S
Skull=bones dick can =boner so skull = dick.
Internet is linked together. A series of tubes is linked together. Therefore the internet is a series of tubes.
White people are people
Black people are people
So can't we all get along?
/white people are black
People will always lie
And people will eat cake,
Therefor the cake is a lie!
I know....crap one, but I can't compare to the "Babies are assholes one" that was classic :P
My girlfriend's name is Emma
My sister's name is Emma
Therefore my girlfriend is my sister!
PETA protests. Gays protest. Therefore PETA is gay.
engineer has a gun, spy has a gun, therefore engineer is spy
[QUOTE=Solid_Granite;16832405]engineer has a gun, spy has a gun, therefore engineer is spy[/QUOTE]
spy creepin' around here!
Grape juice is made of grapes. Wine is made of grapes. Therefore wine is grape juice.
I have a face, Gays have faces, therefore [B]I'M A FAGGOT.[/B]
Scout has food weapon. Heavy has food weapon. Therefore scout weighs 1,200 stone.
Facepunch is on the internet, 4chan is on the internet, Facepunch is 4chan
A penis can pee. Pee also comes from a vagina. Therefore, all penises are vaginas.
Food=Money
Money=Greed
Greed=Bad
Bad=Evil
Therefore: Food=Evil
:O Who could've guessed?
Your mother is useless. So is a rock. Therefore your mother is a rock.
Books = Knowledge = Power = Energy = Mass
Which means that a large collection of books can act like a black hole.
(I'm sure a lot of people have heard that one before)
santa claus is fat, gabe newell is fat. Therefore gabe newell is santa
Trolls post, the below user posts, therefore the below user is a troll
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