• I'm destroying my old calculator! Post your requests!
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[QUOTE=ZapDing;21353088]*cough* Calculator smoke![/QUOTE] Don't breath this!
Shoot it with a gun.
[QUOTE=Chekko;21352121]Hit it with a sledgehammer[/QUOTE] I don't know, but I just thought this one was the most original and it won't completely destroy it. (So I can do other dastardly things to it.) The Sledgehammer: [url]http://img265.imageshack.us/i/sstuff008.jpg/[/url] Aftermath: [url]http://img16.imageshack.us/i/sstuff011.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img52.imageshack.us/i/sstuff010.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img215.imageshack.us/i/sstuff009.jpg/[/url]
Jack hammer
That poor caalculator
Hit it 10 more times and see what happens.
Take a dump on it.
masturbate onto it.
You must have looked pretty crazy to passers-by, beating the shit out of a calculator with a sledgehammer.
Toss it in the air, baseball style, and hit that shit with something.
[QUOTE=D0C H.;21352359]Get an m80. or a fire cracker. Drill a hole in the center, put the m80(firecracker) in the hole. Drench the thing in lighter fluid, light the m80. Hopefully it will explode and the remains will catch on fire. OR Put like 15 nails into laid out in a grid pattern then using a sledge hammer nail all them, and the calculator, to a tree off the side of a road. So people can see it as they drive. And they wont want to put the time into removing all of those nails.[/QUOTE] Someone nailed a biker's glove to the tree next to the tech room. Right outside the window. Been there for five years :D
You said you have a shed full of power tools? Use a power grinder on it. [img]http://www.diytools.co.uk/diy/Images/DB_Detail/_50732_127432.jpg[/img]
Destruction insufficient, doubly so since you used a sledgehammer. Beat it more.
I got a [B]lot[/B] of power tool requests. Soooooo: Toolz: [url]http://img543.imageshack.us/i/sstuff012.jpg/[/url] Aftermath: [url]http://img714.imageshack.us/i/sstuff014.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img693.imageshack.us/i/sstuff013.jpg/[/url] [url]http://img718.imageshack.us/i/sstuff015.jpg/[/url]
Now do the Power Grinder [editline]11:23PM[/editline] ..Is it just me or does it look like it's bleeding?
[QUOTE=Sonic Cow;21353755]Someone nailed a biker's glove to the tree next to the tech room. Right outside the window. Been there for five years :D[/QUOTE] me and like five friends nailed a stuffed octopus to a tree outside my house in a fit of energy drink induced rage. been there for like a year, still scares the daycare children when they go home.
Stop taking gigantic fucking photos, resize them.
Simply make it divide by zero.
Do you have an AR-15?
Power Grinder
[QUOTE=bandgeek;21353391]Dip it in muriatic acid.[/QUOTE] If i'm thinking right, muriatic doesn't eat plastic.
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;21353772]You said you have a shed full of power tools?[/QUOTE] [img]http://reactionface.com/index.php?q=/image/723.jpg[/img] But would something like this work? [img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71JMZTEWEGL.gif[/img]
Eh, It's close enough. So, yes it will work nicely.
ram it up your ass and take a huge burrito dump
I have that calculator! You should blow it up with some thing explosive
[QUOTE=D0C H.;21357329]me and like five friends nailed a stuffed octopus to a tree outside my house in a fit of energy drink induced rage. been there for like a year, still scares the daycare children when they go home.[/QUOTE] Now I want to go nail something to a tree. A while back, my friends and I made a vile sandwich (moldy bread, cat hair, snot, and Nutella). We then put it in the neighbor's bush, and it's been there for years :v:
[QUOTE=Dukov Traboski;21352203]Put it in a plastic baggy, fill the bag with gunpowder. Light it. Run.[/QUOTE] gunpowder doesnt burn, it explodes
Heh, my old teach used one of those calculators.... Put the remains in your neighbor's mailbox (or in a box by the door) and see what they do. Probably would just go "wat".
Use evryting you find!
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