Ok, so I was walking down the street, but this wasn't just any street, this was Crazy Riley's street. Who is crazy Riley you say? You've never heard of crazy Riley? Then sit down son, I am about to blow your fucking mind.
Crazy Riley was born when his 9 month pregnant mother was hit in the stomach by rabid fucking KOMODO DRAGON. Being this is the normal birth of Canadians (who wants to be a canadian honestly) he was already fucked up at birth. His father was a MAN. So they ate endangered eagles and tigers for breakfast strangled by his dad's bare hands. This little fucker didn't even eat them with salt.
Of course salt was originally invented in the 1200's when Indian sea fares boiled water and found the remaining salt piled at the bottom of the bucket. They then used this on meats and other things to preserve them overseas, which eventfully evolved into a seasoning.
Thus this seasoning is found world wide in homes, so it is not a surprise that my bitch sister got a bottle of this salt and poured it on my carpet burn locate don my elbow.
fuck that hurt.
For me, there's always something that hurts.
Headache at the moment.
[QUOTE=EFG;20793627]my left big toe has an ingrown nail[/QUOTE]
Mine does too! What a coincidence, also going to the podiatrist for the third time on Friday.
Recently found out my father has cancer.
My throat hurts like a motherfucker.
[QUOTE=slinkman;20793411]"grappling"? :huh:[/QUOTE]
it's only gay if you look him into his eyes
I've got hernia by my left testicle.
It feels like someone has kicked me in the balls.
And it keeps feeling that way for hours.
:crying:
my brain hurts because me and my friends just
:suicide: :suicide: :suicide: :suicide: (mass suicide)
sniffed too much hand sanitizer and my nose stings like hell
i'm hungry
:saddowns:
My ankle hurts.
My third leg hurts :v:
[QUOTE=Xephio;20796368]My third leg hurts :v:[/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.goofbutton.com/images/third_leg.jpg[/img]
Must have suck to have a third leg
Does a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head count as pain?
Because if it does I'll leave this here. :v:
I've had a sore tailbone for three years now. I need to get out more.
Blisters under my toes from playing basketball.
ankle hurts when im not doing anything, but when i walk im fine. Guess i know have a reason to exercise
Emotional, oh god why, I'm tormented with everything even though my parents bought me that car last week and I have everything in the world I need, but it doesn't help my aching heart. It bleeds as I cry. Gaaaah. :saddowns:
this is sad, most of my friends are dead. my best (and first) friend died a little over 3 years ago, he was 18 and it still hurts. damn pneumonia killed the stubborn bastard.
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