What Are You Thinking? - v. "Time to shitpost and change lives."
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[QUOTE=splenda;50655092]Just drink a russian aka a handle of vodka straight.[/QUOTE]
The best route.
Triple points if you squat, wear a tracksuit, and stare at people while you drink.
Additional point if there's an AK slung across your back.
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[QUOTE=splenda;50655100]or you can go for the american which is just a bottle of this.
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:terrists:[/QUOTE]
Pass the Whiskey.
[QUOTE=Infab;50655103]The best route.
Triple points if you squat, wear a tracksuit, and stare at people while you drink.
Additional point if there's an AK slung across your back.
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Pass the Whiskey.[/QUOTE]russian chavs
[QUOTE=splenda;50655100]or you can go for the american which is just a bottle of this.
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i rated disagree but at the same time i have to keep my reputation for being able to handle anything thrown at me
[QUOTE=splenda;50655100]or you can go for the american which is just a bottle of this.
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:terrists:[/QUOTE]
everclear is also the stuff that Commander Keen uses as fuel for his spaceship (he nicked it from his dad's liquor cabinet)
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[QUOTE=matt000024;50655090]uhm where is god?[/QUOTE]
I am god
190 proof more like throw my liver away
[QUOTE=Zonesylvania;50655110]everclear is also the stuff that Commander Keen uses as fuel for his spaceship (he nicked it from his dad's liquor cabinet)[/QUOTE]
it is also the stuff that the govt. uses to secretly kill rednecks so they don't rise up
guys alcohol for me is bad stop influencing me
Wait shit poland beat us.
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Come on America step it up.
[QUOTE=splenda;50655100]or you can go for the american which is just a bottle of this.
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151 is for pussies.................. 195 for life
if you aren't drinking pink lemonade at age 20 you aren't livin that good life
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livin life
feelin free
thats how it's supposed to be
[QUOTE=Otterman;50655115]guys alcohol for me is bad stop influencing me[/QUOTE]
You're the one that wanted to be a Cyberpunk Bartender.
Gotta learn the tools of the trade.
MEOWTFLOL the lewding of megumin memegirl is not allowed change avatars now
A friend of mine once made moonshine but instead of drinking it I just drew pictures on the ground with the liquid and then lit it on fire.
[QUOTE=MoopsiePook;50655120]if you aren't drinking pink lemonade at age 20 you aren't livin that good life
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livin life
feelin free
thats how it's supposed to be[/QUOTE]
you see best part about cheap alcohol is that you can mix it with whatever you want without feeling like you're wasting it if the combo isn't a+
[QUOTE=matt000024;50655096]just not this stuff it is almost literally hand sanitizer
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the more it burns the better it is
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50655129]the more it burns the better it is[/QUOTE]
tbh in cold winters this is true
drink this cup of my life essence and become the hero you were meant to be
[QUOTE=Firecat;50655130][video=youtube;CepT_Ti0Ynw]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CepT_Ti0Ynw[/video][/QUOTE]
tried this with friends last day at college but someone accidentally misplaced the bottle with the empties
[QUOTE=matt000024;50655132]tbh in cold winters this is true[/QUOTE]
i take two shots of vodka before going on bike rides in the winter, keeps my lungs and muscles from freezing up
tbh what kind of guy who first drank alcohol was like "yes i need more of this RIGHT now, burning must be good"
[QUOTE=matt000024;50655128]you see best part about cheap alcohol is that you can mix it with whatever you want without feeling like you're wasting it if the combo isn't a+[/QUOTE]
This talk of mixing alcohol reminds me how my really stupid "punch" recipe is apparently still being used at all the rich/"famous" parties for people 16-25 in LA.
[QUOTE=matt000024;50655138]tbh what kind of guy who first drank alcohol was like "yes i need more of this RIGHT now, burning must be good"[/QUOTE]
The same kind of guy that gargles whiskey when he has a sore throat. [sp]Me.[/sp]
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJLhnts9-oQ[/media]
it finally all makes sense
[QUOTE=Ninja Gnome;50655136]i take two shots of vodka before going on bike rides in the winter, keeps my lungs and muscles from freezing up[/QUOTE]
you're actually losing heat instead of feeling heated up when you drink alcohol, the reason you feel warm is because it increases heat loss indirectly by causing blood vessels to dilate, and reducing the rate of shivering.
they probably left some fruit in a barrel for a while during a hot summer and decided they didn't want to waste some good fruit juice
[QUOTE=matt000024;50655138]tbh what kind of guy who first drank alcohol was like "yes i need more of this RIGHT now, burning must be good"[/QUOTE]
Tbh the first person to eat cheese had a bigger death wish then the person who ate a few grapes that were a little old.
i should sleep
My brain-bank brain is on the far side of the moon we never see
The gangster computer god worldwide frankenstein controls adjust my brain-bank brain controls observing results with adjusted conformist propaganda
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