Post your worst fapping experiences. (MS paint is a bonus)

[znk666]

[QUOTE=superdinoman;28571413]Friend called me over, I arrived early. I have been told to let myself in rather than knock so for the first time I went against personal code and walked in.

I was greeted with my friend furiously jerking it with his head tilted back, eyes closed. He then looked forward and saw me in the reflection. Rather than spazz out he slowly turns around in his chair, still jerking his dick, gives me a poker face and just finishes.

I'll never walk in without knocking again.[/QUOTE]
A warming welcome then....

[Lufttygger306]

[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;28566124]ctrl shift n for chrome, ctrl shift p for firefox iirc[/QUOTE]

How about IE?

[Matrix374]

i dont see a V3 in the thread title

[Mr. Someguy]

One time I was fapping and then the cops came to my house.

(short version, dumbass sister called 911 by accident and hung up, then left the house, and the operator sent a cop over to check up on us.)

[editline]15th March 2011[/editline]

I wasn't actually caught, I just had to get dressed and close the porn really fast before he got suspicious as to why no-one was answering.

[HyperTails]

Fapping, then remembering the window right next to me is open.

[Nightsure]

[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;28553605]These were mine from the first thread:

[img_thumb]http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/3900/fap2.jpg[/img_thumb]
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[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100124013012/sbhj/images/c/c9/Jeffface.jpg[/img]

[TheIceman]

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[IMG]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/no2.jpg[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/no3.jpg[/IMG][/media]

Apparently the 500 decibel sound didn't wake anyone up in my apartment building.

[Ultimate7MK]

[QUOTE=TheIceman;28619378][media][img_thumb]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/untitled-1.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/no2.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://i900.photobucket.com/albums/ac202/ArnorStone/no3.jpg[/img_thumb][/media]

Apparently the 500 decibel sound didn't wake anyone up in my apartment building.[/QUOTE]

Or it did just people knew.