[QUOTE=IndiffDairyInn;33397195]I've never actually been violent towards another person to a point where it could ever be memorable.
[I]God damn my life is boring.[/I][/QUOTE]
You should be happy that you have self control. Of course this thread consists of 85% of people trying to sound hardcore and Alpha as fuck, but it's really nothing to be proud of.
I've got three holes in my wall, in a triangle. One from my left fist, one from my right, one from my head. I headbutted a hole in my wall. I shouldn't be proud of that, but i am.
I'm not normally violent but the past two days for some reason I've just been so tetchy (I feel better now though). I punched my bedroom wall as hard as I could and now my wrist hurts like hell.
I got in a fight in the third grade then afterwards freaked out and hid under my teacher's desk for like an hour. I somehow convinced the poor lady that she was going to get fired for accidentally scratching my arm during that.
Oh and I pushed a boy in my primary school's face into a t.v and threw him into a radiator (separate occasions)
This one bully kept picking on me for like 3 years, then one day I embarrased myself in front of a crowd by muttering to him something like "I'd love to punch your jaw so deep inside your throat it would come out your ass".
After that, a couple of days passed and when I walked past him I said: "Hey, did you know that I can tell your fortune from your hands?" He grinned and gave me his hand, thinking that he'd get another subject to remind me of later. I then grabbed his pinky and squeesed it in quite unnatural position - luckily for him, he quickly pulled his hand back, otherwise it would have been possible that the finger would have broken. He looked at me in terror and walked away while some of his friends were laughing at him.
Simply head butted someone who was pissing me and everyone off
People say no one wins in a head butt, but I won for sure.
[QUOTE=acds;33431520]You should be happy that you have self control. Of course this thread consists of 85% of people trying to sound hardcore and Alpha as fuck, but it's really nothing to be proud of.[/QUOTE]
Half of the people here are making up stories. I once posted in a thread similar to this a long fucking time ago that I burned a guy's cabin down because he stole a from a campsite. People actually believed it and got pissed at my when I brutally pointed out that they were all idiots and I was lying.
[I]Everybodysmad.jpg[/I]
It was great.
tldr; I lied about burning down a cabin and people believed it.
I had to take a whole year of anger management when i was 12.
Mainly because of a main incident.
In 5th grade, some kid (black) tried to pull me from the table tennis table (there's usually a janitor supervising that bit, but he went to the bar. Kid tried to pull me and take my turn, i grabbed him from behind, threw him into a door's window, glass flew everywhere, he was covered in blood, everyone testified against him (usual of the douchebag to pull shit like that then act like he was the greatest thing in the world) and i got away scoff free. what i did next screwed me over though, being blind with rage, i punched a locker, broke both hinges and the lock and bent the door some 5 cm inward v:v:v
Later on, in 7th grade, i gained a fair bit of weight, and was roughly 1.64m tall and weighed some 80 kg, and was bullied all year long by some really tall douchebag who deemed fit to pick on me anytime he pleased. By 10th grade, i changed schools, grew to about 1.78m, remained at 80 kg and turned into a wall of muscle, found the guy, elbowed him in the throat and backhanded him in the temple, i was told that if i had hit his temple with about 5 kg more force, i would've killed him. Would've served him right.
Another side-case, if you can call it that, was when i was slightly picked on by almost the whole class, and one skinny douche had the audacity to call me that in front of 3 other classes on a football field. That ended up with me punching him dead in the middle of the face, him flying back and cracking his skull on a goal post.
Sitting down with a friend in Phys Ed, when the class' resident prick takes it upon himself to sit on my friend. He then proceeds to beat me with his shoes. I ended up kicking him in the groin with steel toe cap boots and letting out a string of curses ("SHITTYFUCKINGTITCUNTASSBUBBLE", to be precise. I ran out of words halfway through :v:). He got madder, hitting harder with the shoes (which had bloody massive soles by the way), so I shoved him full force a couple of times, and he started throwing the aforementioned shoes. I stood behind a trampoline out of sight and it took him 10 seconds to find me. The teacher eventually intervened and I walked backwards giving him the Vs.
the worst I've ever done was when I was about 4 or 7 years of age I gave some kid a black eye because I wan'ted the children's bible first :v:
i murdered my entire school because someone said my hat was "gay"
[editline]26th November 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zakkin;33402519]I... I snapped a toothpick.
It never deserved it, I feel horrible just writing about it.
I hope there isn't a hell, because if there is, I know where I'd be going.[/QUOTE]
soulless bastard
When I was something like 4 years old I bit my best friend's shoulder because he took the book I was going to read from the library :(
I got mad in class, at some asshole. Keep in mind were both seniors yet this guy wants to be a complete asshole. So I walked over to his desk casually while he was talking to some girl he liked, I grabbed his desk, and I flipped that shit like I'd never flipped anything before. And walked out.
I threw a rock at some kid who stole my toy or something when i was in the kindergarden decades ago, it connected to his face.
Why the fuck would i do that?
Other than that i haven't been in fights, because that episode lurks in the back of my head.
And i was bullied through school, nevertheless i pretty ignored them or laughed at them.
Nothing too bad, just a few fights.
One day, this one guy was pissing a few of my friends and myself off. My friends were being dicks to him, I'll say that. I was also being a dick, but not as much as the the guy was. Eventually, for some fucking reason, which i still don't know to this day, the asshole kicked me in the balls.
I punched him as hard as I could, (He was standing right in front of a brick wall, by the way.) And I literally knocked his head back into the brick wall pretty god damn hard. The guy walked away (Crying.) He then came back 10 seconds later trying to fight me. I proceeded to push him into a wall and bang his head into the wall (Not that hard, I was just trying to get him to stop. (The wall was glass, not brick like the other one.)) And he still tried to fight me. At that point, I just didn't really give a fuck, and wanted the fight to end before we got in trouble. A teacher came (OLOLOL CAME) and brought us to the office. We got suspended for a day.
But the day before that, I beat the shit out of his best friend (Who seriously had it coming to him. The kid kept calling my friend fat and shit like that. He was just overall an arrogant dick.)
I finally got the balls to go up to him, and punch him in the face. He hit me back, and eventually got on top of me But for some reason when he was on top of me, he didn't punch me or anything.) His mistake was not holding my hands down. I dug one of my nails into his face, then I pushed him off of me and punched him one last time. He ran away. Crying.
Also, may as well tell how I lost a fight.
This guy and 2 of his friends were being dicks to my friends & I. He started getting all butthurt, and punched me. I punched him back, he punched me, grabbed my shirt, & threw me. He then punched me again. Then after that, the fight was over, he had won. Because I pretty much said fuck it.
The guy was 2 years older than I, by the way.
Ever since then I just stopped fighting. I lost one fight, and that's all I'm ever going to lose.
I can safely say I've won twice the amounts of fights that I've lost.
And guys, I'm not trying to sound like a fucking Alpha Male or anything like that. I'm just sharing my stories.
[QUOTE=IndiffDairyInn;33438662]Half of the people here are making up stories. I once posted in a thread similar to this a long fucking time ago that I burned a guy's cabin down because he stole a from a campsite. People actually believed it and got pissed at my when I brutally pointed out that they were all idiots and I was lying.
[I]Everybodysmad.jpg[/I]
It was great.
tldr; I lied about burning down a cabin and people believed it.[/QUOTE]
I admit, I did not use a steel pipe, it was some IKEA stuff that looks like one. I got another one, that is more fresh actually.
I was at school and this guy who keeps talking shit about me and everthing I like and so on (Note, he is the reason why I hate XBox). I got so mad I started just walking towards him slowly pushing him into a door. He started pinching me and I got so frustrated I just used my faparm and swinged it. It hit his head wich then hit the door. I feel good about it but still not :tinfoil:
I killed a fly. So fucking Alpha.
[QUOTE=m3m0d;33443643]I killed a fly. So fucking Alpha.[/QUOTE]
You...
[I][B]sick bastard.[/B][/I]
8th grade some dude pulled my hood over my head and I couldn't get out I pulled something in my right shoulder after that. Next day in school I'm massaging my shoulder and right when I stretch my neck towards my left side I felt something pop and an extreme amount of pain but didn't realize I had popped it out of the joint at that time. Break comes I'm outside with my friends when the same kid does the same thing so I lost it and start throwing punches everywhere. Got suspended for a day but I didn't care 'cause that night when I looked in the mirror my right arm was lower than my left one haha.
I was on a school trip and everyone was tired and jet lagged after a 14 hour plane ride. Right before everyone got to sleep, this kid thought it would be hilarious to keep up the entire room with loud, annoying, trivial questions. Everyone was getting pissed, especially myself. I picked up the closest thing to me, a plastic jar of peanut butter, and threw it as hard as I could. It missed and made a loud bang. He got freaked out and said he'd stop, but I was out for blood at this point. I picked up a second jar of peanut butter (to this day wonder why there was so much peanut butter around my bed) and hit him square in the face. I felt shitty, but the next morning everyone thanked me for shutting him up.:v:
I once shouted at someone
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33447081]I once shouted at someone[/QUOTE]
People like you make me SICK.
Monster.
I just remembered my 10th grade fight. I'm bipolar so i get angry when i'm happy easily if someone fucks it up. Just so happened a kid threatened me, Back then i was again in a lot better shape because i was still on track and football, And he said some stupid shit. I picked him up crysis style by his neck and slammed him into a wall, leaving a dent in the metal, about three inches in, In the middle of PE. everyone looked and i just walked off. Noone said a thing. Kid still is too afraid to talk to me even.
Another time some kid punched my head in class and i turned around and smacked him so hard i knocked him out in one punch. Started taking notes. Noone saw, They thought he was asleep, he woke up and started crying. Start a fight i'll finish it. Natural born fighter. I got this nickname for a reason. People fuck with me still but since i turned to taoism i don't pay attention. Karma isn't something i want to screw with.
As for those two kids when i graduated i had the counselors hand them a letter along with their diploma from me. The second kid said he was sorry and the first still won't talk with me. I repented for my past. I left it behind.
Recently i fought juggalos the most. They act like typical southern white guys, Get up in your face, say shit and when you don't back down think they're hot shit and throw a punch. I flattened two of the bigger guys and they left me alone. finally.
[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;33447081]I once shouted at someone[/QUOTE]
Did you say "Fus Ro Dah"?
When I was 1-5, I bashed my older brothers head in with a fish marraca. Blood ERRYWHERE.
I hate him even now, and feel like starting round two.
Oh i've had a few, but not in a long time except for about a month ago.
Sit down fellow FP:ers...
So it all started with me, a happy guy that had just bought NHL 12 for the xbox. As i was playing tournaments against my friend and noticing that my skills had gone down since NHL 11 i was eager
to play against random opponents for upcoming games with my friend. But what i noticed was that i was getting my ass whooped [B][I]Every. Single. Game.[/I][/B].
This when on for about a week (we're talking about 5-6 games daily) and i'm not the person who needs
to win in games to have fun except for sport games (or atleast a decent game say 4-3).
Then one day i was sitting on my bed as the TV screen is to the right of my pillow and drinking a 50 cl beer that i had on the floor right next to my feet when a guy whoops my ass with something like 7-0.
And not only that, i also ended the game in the last 15 seconds with hitting the puck in my own net.
This sent me into a flying gorilla rape rage and i picked up my controller and threw it on the ground with the force of a thousand suns. The controller fucking exploded sending pieces on the beer can which was like 98% full spilling beer all over the fucking floor and carpet. So i jump up and scream and punch the wall as hard as i can forgetting that it's one of those concrete walls holding up the entire building.
The end result looked like this: 0:51
[video=youtube;NkC92MraU8s]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkC92MraU8s[/video]
I grabbed a 16 year old punk out the window before proceeding to punch him before i got stopped by nearby teachers. I then proceeded to saying "FUCK!" to anyone nearby including the Vice-Principle.
One time in class one of my friends was about to be taken out (don't remember why) and when the person came to the class to take him somewhere else he started to swear at both the teachers and say some funny stuff and I remember one of his last insults to the teacher was 'SHUT YOUR OLD FLAPS'
Made me laugh, its not really a violent outburst but I think it deserved to here.
Some kid back 3 years ago giving me unbelievable jip, had all the other classmates laughing, so i gripped him against a wall and headbutted him. As he slid down the wall i walked away smiling
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