The brand new Jewish car not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too !
Did you know that when a teenage girl finds out she's pregnant, she and the fetus are thinking the same thing? "shit, my mom is going to kill me."
How do make a gay guy fuck a woman?
[sp]Shit in her cunt.[/sp]
Knock knock
who's there?
[sp] not David Bowie [/sp]
What sound does a baby in a blender make?
[sp]Don't know, was too busy masturbating[/sp]
What's the difference between a truckload of watermelons and a truck full of babies?
[sp]You can't unload the watermelons with a pitchfork[/sp]
What do Islam children sing when they get dessert?
[sp]I slam, you slam. We all slam for Islam![/sp]
What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
[sp]a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.[/sp]
How was the Grand Canyon created?
[sp]A jew dropped a penny down a rabbit hole[/sp]
During the days of oppression and poverty of the Russian shtetls, one village had a rumour going around: a Christian girl was found murdered near their village. Fearing a pogrom, they gathered at the synagogue. Suddenly, the rabbi came running up, and cried, [sp]"Wonderful news! The murdered girl was Jewish!"[/sp]
[QUOTE=Maddog's Here;49505847]Knock knock
who's there?
[sp] not David Bowie [/sp][/QUOTE]
too soon, man.
[QUOTE=willingwelliv;49511013]What's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
[sp]a pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.[/sp][/QUOTE]
herd that but it was a cookie
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
[sp]Cutting onions makes me cry.[/sp]
What's the difference between a pizza and a black man?
[sp]a pizza can feed a family[/sp]
They say there's safety in numbers.
[sp]Yeah? Tell that to six million jews.[/sp]
I don't know if this is offensive but here you go
[t]http://i.imgur.com/7Pz8loS.jpg[/t]
MLK, March loot and kill day.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
[sp]I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.[/sp]
What is the difference between a greyhound bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
[sp]One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean[/sp]
-sniperoo-
what do you call a black guy on the moon?
[sp]an astronaut you racist[/sp]
[QUOTE=Captain Bald;49559291]what do you call a black guy on the moon?
[sp]an astronaut you racist[/sp][/QUOTE]
What do you call a black guy who sells drugs?
[sp]A pharmacist[/sp]
What do you call a black Muslim flying a plane?
[sp]A pilot[/sp]
What do you call a black person who takes other people's money from them?
[sp]A bank teller[/sp]
What do you call a black person who ends peoples' lives without repercussion?
[sp]O.J. Simpson[/sp]
What do smokers and nazis have in common?
[sp]Their favourite thing to do is light up several fags a day.[/sp]
My computer was running slow,so I decided to paint it black.
Now it doesn't work.
I think my sprinkler in my yard is racist. Every time it turns on it goes
[sp]spic spic spic spic Chink NIGGANIGGANIGGA[/sp]
Whats the difference between a black man and a bench?
[sp]a bench can support a family of three[/sp]
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow!", says the bartender.
"That is something really special, where'd you get it?"
"Africa", says the parrot.
Q: What do a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?
[sp]A: Men usually miss them.[/sp]
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