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[QUOTE=Yersinia;36805569]I own a trench coat. They are amazing in cold weather, and the inside pockets are so god damn deep they make sneaking shit into movie theatres a breeze.
I'm not even kidding. When I used to live in Chicago I'd take walks down to the gas station about 4 blocks away, dead of winter, in my trench coat. Never got cold AND I could fit 2 litre bottles in my pockets.[/QUOTE]
woah dude then you could like stuff someone's baby in one of those pockets
[QUOTE=amcfaggot;36805580]9 times out of 10 when im reading a biblical passage posted on facepunch it's:
1) from the old testament and not the new, and if it's from the new, it's from the book of revelation
and
2) it's posted out of context
so i don't even bother reading them anymore[/QUOTE]
3) the path of the righteous man is beset on all sides...
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Fj2y5.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=IliekBoxes;36805537][img]http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/290/862/175.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
The more I stare at it, the more I laugh
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;36805496]There is approximately one Christian on Facepunch and you have failed to instill any doubt in him by sounding like a moron[/QUOTE]
Im a Christian, and I find that my jimmies are quite rustle resistant on the subject, so I can't help but chuckle over people overreacting to the "LIEK IF U NKOW JEESUS LUVS U" morons on facebook, who are in turn misunderstanding things, such as a photoshop of a horse with the word "horse" in its hair, or a silly nickname for the Higgs Bozon. Those people are just insecurely clinging to any potential evidence that God exists. Thats not faith. Thats idiocy. Live on in your ignorant pathetic lives, facebook retards.
[QUOTE=Mon;36805582]woah dude then you could like stuff someone's baby in one of those pockets[/QUOTE]
On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you right now?
[QUOTE=Yersinia;36805569]I own a trench coat. They are amazing in cold weather, and the inside pockets are so god damn deep they make sneaking shit into movie theatres a breeze.
I'm not even kidding. When I used to live in Chicago I'd take walks down to the gas station about 4 blocks away, dead of winter, in my trench coat. Never got cold AND I could fit 2 litre bottles in my pockets.[/QUOTE]
Is that 2 litre-bottles or 2-litre bottles?
[QUOTE=Chaplin;36803563][img]http://i.imgur.com/UYkvK.png[/img][/QUOTE]
I wish I could remember things that happened when I was two years old, because a story I've heard from my parents many times is that I drank a bottle of Windex.
[QUOTE=buttered_toast;36805919]I wish I could remember things that happened when I was two years old, because a story I've heard from my parents many times is that I drank a bottle of Windex.[/QUOTE]
Might explain a lot.
:iceburn:
[QUOTE=Mon;36805582]woah dude then you could like stuff someone's baby in one of those pockets[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ApqhC.gif[/IMG]
[editline]17th July 2012[/editline]
[QUOTE=BaconExcavation;36805900]Is that 2 litre-bottles or 2-litre bottles?[/QUOTE]
2-litre bottles.
Bottles that hold two litres
[QUOTE=Alxnotorious;36805899]On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you right now?[/QUOTE]
12
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God I swear if this is late I'll go do something productive
[URL="http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/2012/07/17/421-the-sleepover-part-3/"][B]The Sleepover (Part 3)[/B][/URL]
[IMG]http://cdn.brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/comics/2012-07-17-421-TheSleepover3.jpg[/IMG]
[I]"Fine, then I dare you to run to the store and grab me some mayo."[/I]
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36806273][IMG]http://images.4chan.org/b/src/1342503480717.gif[/IMG]
God I swear if this is late I'll go do something productive[/QUOTE]
This is a fetish.
No really it is.
Can't embed this video, but you all need to see this shit...
[url]http://citruscandy.tumblr.com/post/27354712804/so-painting-with-a-pigeon-is-a-lot-harder-than-it[/url]
[QUOTE=liquidMountan;36806273]God I swear if this is late I'll go do something productive[/QUOTE]
These orphanages aren't going to burn themselves down.
Hop to it.
[QUOTE=Fox Arts;36806583]Can't embed this video, but you all need to see this shit...
[url]http://citruscandy.tumblr.com/post/27354712804/so-painting-with-a-pigeon-is-a-lot-harder-than-it[/url][/QUOTE]
I want a pet pigeon now.
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-Well fuck, wrong thread. Shower me with boxes.-
[QUOTE=Yersinia;36805983]2-litre bottles.
Bottles that hold two litres[/QUOTE]
Two-liter bottles.
English is already fucked-up enough, don't fuck it up further please.
[QUOTE=Reds;36806658]So basically, if the Exiles and Ms. Paint were the Midnight Crew.
[IMG]http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m77ptlKs081r5peimo1_1280.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
lmao n1
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;36806729]lmao n1[/QUOTE]
Fuck, wrong thread. Sorry about that.
[QUOTE=for no reason;36803227]Ladies and Gentlmen, my new favorite youtube comment:
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/57pOq.png?1[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Internet Comment Etiquette.
That's where that comes from.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Ix3cB.png[/img]
[video=youtube;qHijFVhzPpQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHijFVhzPpQ[/video]
oh god
How is that funny fak u
[QUOTE=d00msdaydan;36806788][img]http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m791q3lI6x1r0bsv1o1_r1_400.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
womens first
[QUOTE=Supacasey;36806921][img]http://i.imgur.com/Ix3cB.png[/img][/QUOTE]
oh god, I just came up with the worse horror film scene
A group of people are in a room with explosive collars around their neck. They are given a sandwich and they are kept alone in said room for a very long time, just long enough for someone to die of starvation.
The sandwiches are rigged to set off the explosive collars when eaten. So, they have a few options here
A. Slowly die of starvation
B. Have a swift, painless death via the explosive collars.
C. Eat each other to survive
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