[QUOTE=RichyZ;50711906]Waifus are trash embrace yaoi bois you scumbags[/QUOTE]
finally some sense
[QUOTE=burgerdemon;50711904]I don't want to kill anyone can it be a headlock contest[/QUOTE]
It's the only way.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50711902]I am the corruption that brings undeath to this scorched, hollowed silt below our feet[/QUOTE]so... you're fueled by death and dread?
[QUOTE=esk0;50711897]i have tried for a long time to attempt to sell you all on the virtues of having a waifu and yet nobody fucking believes me you all stare at me like i'm some kind of jehovah's witness
i think it's about time everyone here faced some fucking facts for the first time in their 3D-blinded lives. these are true facts about two dimensional women
* you don't need to go outside (this makes waifu hunting better then pokemon hunting)
* they have no real depth as a person
* no need to feed and bathe, you only have to make sure she stays together with constant doses of hot glue
* literally incapable of leaving you
i see no benefit to the dumb 3D scourge[/QUOTE]
Plus if you're an artist, you can draw your waifu over and over again, whereas doing so with a 3D would just creep her out.
[QUOTE=Otterman;50711905]you scare me[/QUOTE]
You Are A Traitor
[I]Man up, hold tight
Driving dark
Head up, foot down
Speed of sound
Time’s up, kick start
Keep on track
Flags out, sit back
Safe and Sound[/I]
we justice now
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50711915]Plus if you're an artist, you can draw your waifu over and over again, whereas doing so with a 3D would just creep her out.[/QUOTE]
finally, some sense in this fricking thread
[QUOTE=splenda;50711912]It's the only way.[/QUOTE]
Shit I will just buy one on runescape
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50711915]Plus if you're an artist, you can draw your waifu over and over again, whereas doing so with a 3D would just creep her out.[/QUOTE]
Didn't you see Titanic, painting your 3d grrl is hot af for everyone involved.
[QUOTE=splenda;50711927]Didn't you see Titanic, painting your 3d grrl is hot af for everyone involved.[/QUOTE]
did u watch the rest of it
[QUOTE=splenda;50711927]Didn't you see Titanic, painting your 3d grrl is hot af for everyone involved.[/QUOTE]
If I ended up painting my grrl she'd probably resemble a South Park character more than a real human.
if you had a 3D girlfriend and you got robbed all that would happen is that you would get fucking shot in the face and your abhorrent child would grow up as a furry cosplayer who has a bat fetish
meanwhile if you have a 2D girlfriend she will levitate in the air and fire tons of lasers at the robbers while striking a perfect pose
[QUOTE=TheBrokenHobo;50711933]did u watch the rest of it[/QUOTE]
[video=youtube;DNyKDI9pn0Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNyKDI9pn0Q[/video]
Yea.
Had homemade bacon cheeseburgers and seasoned fries for dinner. For later I have coconut and peanut butter cup Chips Deluxe cookies. I also finally remembered to pick up more instant coffee after a month and a half of not having coffee period. Say what you will about instant coffee, but [url=http://www.chockfullonuts.com/]Chock Full O' Nuts[/url] instant is good stuff.
......The link is so those who aren't into coffee know "Chock Full O' Nuts" is an actual brand and not me being "cute".
[QUOTE=Spydurr117;50711862]i wanna find a girl who'll bump some RTJ with me.
[video=youtube;JNRXTETw9vI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNRXTETw9vI[/video][/QUOTE]
Every time I see this I think its QOTSA because the art reminds me so much of this video
[video=youtube;f49yRhJ0NjI]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f49yRhJ0NjI&ab_channel=QueensOfTheStoneAge[/video]
Jenny..............Sucks........
[QUOTE=esk0;50711897]i have tried for a long time to attempt to sell you all on the virtues of having a waifu and yet nobody fucking believes me you all stare at me like i'm some kind of jehovah's witness
i think it's about time everyone here faced some fucking facts for the first time in their 3D-blinded lives. these are true facts about two dimensional women
* you don't need to go outside (this makes waifu hunting better then pokemon hunting)
* they have no real depth as a person
* no need to feed and bathe, you only have to make sure she stays together with constant doses of hot glue
* literally incapable of leaving you
i see no benefit to the dumb 3D scourge[/QUOTE]
i don't know what to feel about this besides pity
[QUOTE=esk0;50711937]if you had a 3D girlfriend and you got robbed all that would happen is that you would get fucking shot in the face and your abhorrent child would grow up as a furry cosplayer who has a bat fetish
meanwhile if you have a 2D girlfriend she will levitate in the air and fire tons of lasers at the robbers while striking a perfect pose[/QUOTE]
this man is going places
good places
Jar Jar is the superior Big Eared Waifu....unlike that piece of shit robot scum Jenny AKA XJ-9
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;50711945]i don't know what to feel about this besides pity[/QUOTE]
i feel like i am legend here
This thread is now worse than my obessesion over body pillows.
Meesa Shoot my Glue
I'm gonna shoot myself with a Coconut Gun.
nobody has responded to my points of [i]logic[/i] and [i]fact[/i]
you all need to vibrate lower
there is one thing that 3d waifus will always have over 2d waifus
[sp]the soft, warm touch of a living being[/sp]
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50711974]I'm gonna shoot myself with a Coconut Gun.[/QUOTE]
will your suicide note say "Goodbyoning :v:"
[editline]15th July 2016[/editline]
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;50711979]there is one thing that 3d waifus will always have over 2d waifus
[sp]the soft, warm touch of a living being[/sp][/QUOTE]
my dude you clearly have not left a daki sitting by a radiator
[QUOTE=PILLS HERE!;50711979]there is one thing that 3d waifus will always have over 2d waifus
[sp]the soft, warm touch of a living being[/sp][/QUOTE]
all the 3d girls in my area are far from being living beings
2d is superior tbh
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50711974]I'm gonna shoot myself with a Coconut Gun.[/QUOTE]
Its gonna hurt
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