[QUOTE=ZnT00;50683552]congrats on 5,082 posts[/QUOTE]
@ me next time
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;50683841]but
why?
when will i not have something i like ruined by R34 or by sex toys[/QUOTE]
That day will come when you either lose vision or your life.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683844]imagine a yummy food[/QUOTE]
imagine gf
bye
He has no ____.
He has no ____.
This Kong has a ____ face.
[QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;50683846]That day will come when you either lose vision or your life.[/QUOTE]
does tearing my eyes out count as the former
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683854]you're imagining him, aren't you...
[t]http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ronaldmcdonald/images/9/93/Grimacefullbody.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120522014824[/t]
?[/QUOTE]
My one true love
/dev/sda1 told me to shitpost in here
hi
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;50683833][video=youtube;l5c9dGt-kYU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5c9dGt-kYU[/video][/QUOTE]
what the fuck is this?
[QUOTE=EmilyVasquez;50683851]He has no ____.
He has no ____.
This Kong has a ____ face.[/QUOTE]
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)
So they're finally here, performing for you
If you know the words, you can join in too
Put your hands together, if you want to clap
As we take you through this monkey rap
Huh!!
DK! Donkey Kong!!
He's the leader of the bunch, you know him well
He's finally back to kick some tail
His Coconut Gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
He's bigger, faster, and stronger too
He's the first member of the DK crew
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size, to suit her mood
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be
She can float through the air and climb up trees
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
He has no style, he has no grace
This Kong has a funny face
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out, just for you
Inflate himself just like a balloon
This crazy Kong just digs this tune
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
DK! Donkey Kong is here!
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood
He can fly real high with his jetpack on
With his pistols out, he's one tough Kong
He'll make you smile when he plays his tune
But Kremlings beware 'cause he's after you
Huh!
DK! Donkey Kong!
Huh!
Finally, he's here for you
It's the last member of the DK crew
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny
Can make a Kremling cry out for mummy
Can pick up a boulder with relative ease
Makes crushing rocks seem such a breeze
He may move slow, he can't jump high
But this Kong's one hell of a guy
Huh!
C'mon Cranky, take it to the fridge!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut shells
Ahh yeah!!
(repeat)
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;50683853]does tearing my eyes out count as the former[/QUOTE]
Just wear two eyepatches at once and you'll be fine.
[QUOTE=Super2Donny;50683857]/dev/sda1 told me to shitpost in here
hi[/QUOTE]
figured we need more diversity up in here
donny is brown
no racism
:(
upset that i haven't seen the badage boys in awhile
[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;50683871]figured we need more diversity up in here
donny is brown
no racism[/QUOTE]
i'm not brown >:(
[I]sweet release[/I]
will cost you alot
[QUOTE=matt000024;50683879]upset that i haven't seen the badage boys in awhile[/QUOTE]
[quote]Hillary Clinton admits to orchestrating 9/11[/quote]
*click*
[quote][b]The Badage boys are back in town[/b][/quote]
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683889]I always read badage boys as bandage boys[/QUOTE]
I always misread it as Badass Boys
[QUOTE=/dev/sda1;50683886]*click*[/QUOTE]
hyped for badage boys now
how to recognize a capcom game;
if it has a kick attack, be damn sure it's gonna be surprisingly strong for an animation that is just either the character stepping forward quickly or doing a small spin. And then they retract their foot slowly.
[QUOTE=Infab;50683891]I always misread it as Badass Boys[/QUOTE]
I always misread it as bondage boys.
i bet you didnt think i'd recognize that fucking kick in dragon's dogma and resident evil 6 did you huh nippons
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683899]those are the boys I can get behind
"get behind"[/QUOTE]
uh...
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683864]:cry: harsh :cry:[/QUOTE]
I love you :v:.
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683913]the boys are back in town :wink:[/QUOTE]
okay you'll have to get back to me on this one cause i gotta sleep now ;)
[QUOTE=Xubs;50683899]those are the boys I can get behind
"get behind"[/QUOTE]
now that's a statement i will send you to detroit for
"send her to detroit"
also wtf dude
[editline]10th July 2016[/editline]
we all need jesus
[QUOTE=KillRay;50683926][IMG]http://puu.sh/pWyYV/192b4c5324.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://puu.sh/pWyYV/192b4c5324.gif[/IMG][IMG]http://puu.sh/pWyYV/192b4c5324.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/9T1kgIr.gif[/t]
[editline]10th July 2016[/editline]
okay actually going to sleep now
who watched UFC 200
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