Hehe, It's pretty funny when you wake someone up when coming home and realizing that they are still half-asleep and talking nonsense. I woke my sister up who was asleep on the couch, and said hi when she sat up seemingly awake. Then she excitedly pointed at an ethernet cable connected to the router and said, "look at that! A live wire!" Confused, I thought there was a broken wire or something. She repeated, "There's a wire there!" I turned on my phone's flashlight and looked closely. Nothing out of the ordinary there.
Hmm, so I asked her further, "What's wrong with the wire?", she replied "It's a web browser! It still works!" I sat there looking at her quite confused. She continued, "I think it can still play, you should plug it in!" She chugged the rest of her water and said, "Time for bed!" and passed out. Funny thing is, she seemed completely alert and awake.
3 million public key issues later
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finally back fucking around with servers
Hey bois and grils, it's time for headpats!
I like how every ninja I play on Senran Kagura ends up in a nurse outfit, maid outfit, or devil outfit.
wth why are there dead flies everywhere
[QUOTE=Demohamtheyum;50689052]that is 100% the real kiwi
i've tasted the kiwi so i know it's the real one[/QUOTE]
:dogwow:
what to have for dinner...
[QUOTE=Limed00d;50690218]what to have for dinner...[/QUOTE]
Anime
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690228]i feel violated and dirty[/QUOTE]
somehow i get a feeling that's the way you like it huh
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50690230]somehow i get a feeling that's the way you like it huh[/QUOTE]
:dogwow:
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;50690220]Anime[/QUOTE]
dont think blurays and pvc plastic tastes that good
Jeez, Kiwi.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690331]It wouldn't surprise me if people idol me[/QUOTE]
shut up and get on all fours again
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690344]How do I report a moderator for sexual abuse????[/QUOTE]
chairs don't get to talk
Oh boy I found a real dead raccoon while playing pokemon go.
10/10 goty at least the raccoon didn't rob me.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50688957]you wouldn't want that other kiwi
hes a bit of a lamo[/QUOTE]
Do you wanna fucking go?
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690368]I mean this loser [url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=236889[/url][/QUOTE]
... get some ice cream?
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690351]Help[/QUOTE]
can't help won't help
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690351]Help[/QUOTE]
Every day, millions of ~Kiwis~ around the world are being mistreated and abused by Australians. Many of them don't have anyone they can turn to for help.
But for only $30 a month - less than a cup of coffee a day - you can be that person to ~Kiwi~.
Visit your local Unicef office to learn more about the help-a-Kiwi programme.
[QUOTE=Pilotguy97;50690380]Every day, millions of ~Kiwis~ around the world are being mistreated and abused by Australians. Many of them don't have anyone they can turn to for help.
But for only $30 a month - less than a cup of coffee a day - you can be that person to ~Kiwi~.
Visit your local Unicef office to learn more about the help-a-Kiwi programme.[/QUOTE]
or the money could go to the more worthwhile cause: the meanwhile's daily pot noodle trust fund
help meanwhile have his daily pot noodle by donating a £30 a month. that's 30 pot noodles to feed meanwhile for breakfast
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690398]30 dollars a month prevents me from being used as a dumpster by novabangel[/QUOTE]
i have no objections to you being used as a dumpster by novangel, so £30 a month to prevent me from starving
Kiwis are treated as objects and Meanwhiles can barely afford their daily bread.
And yet Novangel sits in his ivory tower enjoying luxuries that the layman could never hope to see.
This injustice must end in our lifetimes and no later!
#Justice4glods
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50690405]i have no objections to you being used as a dumpster by novangel, so £30 a month to prevent me from starving[/QUOTE]
you can survive from the Nekopara I bought you for a few days
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50690394]or the money could go to the more worthwhile cause: the meanwhile's daily pot noodle trust fund
help meanwhile have his daily pot noodle by donating a £30 a month. that's 30 pot noodles to feed meanwhile for breakfast[/QUOTE]
Due to ongoing litigation of fraud, the meanwhile's daily pot noodle trust fund has been suspended and collected funds have been given to the Genetically-Engineered Catgirls For Domestic Ownership Foundation. Thanks to your gracious donations, we have acquired 0.0000000000053% of the funds required to make Catgirls For Everyone™ a reality.
[QUOTE=~Kiwi~v2;50690398]30 dollars a month prevents me from being used as a dumpster by novabangel[/QUOTE]
30 dollars a month would also buy me a better hooker but you don't see me crying about it
[QUOTE=Durrsly;50690350]Oh boy I found a real dead raccoon while playing pokemon go.
10/10 goty at least the raccoon didn't rob me.[/QUOTE]
shoulda lobbed a pokeball at it, you wasted a golden opportunity to get an easy zigzagoon thee
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;50690427]Due to ongoing litigation of fraud, the meanwhile's daily pot noodle trust fund has been suspended and collected funds have been given to the Genetically-Engineered Catgirls For Domestic Ownership Foundation. Thanks to your gracious donations, we have acquired 0.0000000000053% of the funds required to make Catgirls For Everyone™ a reality.[/QUOTE]
oi i only buy my pot noodles from sellers that donate all earnings to the genetically-engineered catgirls for domestic ownership foundation
[QUOTE=NightmareX91;50690437]oi i only buy my pot noodles from sellers that donate all earnings to the genetically-engineered catgirls for domestic ownership foundation[/QUOTE]
PatPalz Inc. has decided to launch a branch program called adopt-a-meanwhile, aiming to find loving homes for hungry meanwhiles.
[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;50690427]Due to ongoing litigation of fraud, the meanwhile's daily pot noodle trust fund has been suspended and collected funds have been given to the Genetically-Engineered Catgirls For Domestic Ownership Foundation. Thanks to your gracious donations, we have acquired 0.0000000000053% of the funds required to make Catgirls For Everyone™ a reality.[/QUOTE]
566 quadrillion dollars, simple!
i thought novangel told kiwi to get on all fours
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