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You: BAHHH
Stranger: there's a man
You: in the window
Stranger: going round
Stranger: takin names
You: staring
Stranger: and he decides
Stranger: who to free
Stranger: and who to blame
Stranger: everybody
You: and who to rap
You: e
Stranger: will be treated
Stranger: all the same
Stranger: there'll be a golden ladder
Stranger: reaching
Stranger: down
Stranger: when
Stranger: the
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: MAN
Stranger: COMES
Stranger: FUCKING
Stranger: AROUND
Stranger: BITCH.
You: ummm
You: so ive heard
Stranger: enjoy your aids
You: YAY
Stranger: that shit's not cool
Stranger: i got it from your dad
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Stranger: i agree
Stranger: whole-heartedly
You: yup
You: indeed...
Stranger: what happens when 10/0
You: shall we do innapropriate things nowe?
Stranger: you answer my question first
You: the world implodes
Stranger: no!
You: YES
Stranger: NO
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: SHUT UP
You: GAHHH
Stranger: I WON'T LISTEN TO LIESSSSSS
You: NIGGERS
Stranger: DIRTY LIEEEEEEEEEES
You: DIRTY NIGGERS
Stranger: i thought this place was full of /b/tards
You: nah
You: well it probably is
You: but not me
You: I am a FPer though
You: HARD FUCKING CORE
Stranger: you suck dicks?
You: ...
You: yes
Stranger: YES WHAT
You: up to 5 AT ONCE
Stranger: ARE YOU ABOUT TO CALL ME AN ASSHOLE
Stranger: WHERE YOU FROM
You: APRIL FOOLS
You: i dont have a penis
Stranger: APRIL FOOLS! ONLY STEERS AND QUEERS COME FROM THERE
You: i am the hottest chick ever
You: wait a minute lemme post a pic
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You: there we go
Stranger: one of our classes has a pedobear sticked to the wall
You: seriously?
Stranger: fuck i laughed when i saw it
You: epic lawl
You: now it r serious time
You: a/s/l/
Stranger: Gentlemen.
You: GENTLEMEN
Stranger: I have made the preparations.
Stranger: encyclopediadramatica.com
You: They set us up teh bomb.
Stranger: totally!
Stranger: BUT
You: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
Stranger: THEN WHO WAS PHONE
You: are you from FP?
You: ?????\
Stranger: no.
You: ass
Stranger: that's horrible!
You: not you
You: just the thought of not being from FP equals ass
You: FP is Legion
Stranger: /b/ is the asshole of the internets
You: this is true
You: FP is the penis
You: what does that mean? youll find out
You: Niggers!!!
Stranger: now that's just rude.
Stranger: but seriously
Stranger: male/female?
You: JEWS
You: male
You: in honesty
Stranger: same
Stranger: in HONESTY
You: and no I am not raCIST
Stranger: it is sad that we must part
Stranger: let us not let our balls touch
You: indeed it is, but we must not
Stranger: for that makes us gay
You: Niggers
Stranger: FUCKING GAY
You: no
Stranger: TO THE BOOOOONE
You: I make us gay
Stranger: BAD TO THE GAY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE[/quote]
Xion21 and I did this in school.
Lawl.
[QUOTE]Stranger: Can i get my psp now ?
You: Watch out hes got a probe!
Stranger: what are you .. OH FUCK
Stranger: NOOOOOO
You: Oh fuck they are gang probing jack
Stranger: GET OUT OF THERE
Stranger: FUCKING HALP ME
You: Man the machine guns
Stranger: MAN THE HARPOONS
You: lock the fucking gate or you will be ass probed
Stranger: .... too little too late ..
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: POW
mother fucker
You: Oh fuck my leg came off and they are eating it
Stranger: NOOOO BEAT THEM WITH YOUR TOES
You: I beat them with my toes but I blew up cause I'm a moron
Stranger: *Plus 50 damage when all 5 toes are in the playing field*
You: I died blaaaasrg[/QUOTE]
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where are you from
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine thanks and u
You: Canada, you?
And I'm fine too, thanks.
Stranger: also canada
Stranger: montreal
Stranger: and u?
You: FOR REAL? WHAT REGION OF MONTREAL?
Stranger: where exactly
You: I live there too!
Stranger: haha funny
Stranger: right next to the old circuit
Stranger: the race track
You: The Gilles Villeneuve circuit?
Stranger: yes
You: ah
Stranger: saint lambert
Stranger: u know
You: I think I live at the opposite side of town, unsure.
Stranger: and where r u living?
Stranger: ok
You: I live in Ville-Emard
Stranger: is your name kazuyuki or erwan?
You: Sorry.
Stranger: FUCK U YOU DESTROYED MY LIFE
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That was random.
[code]Stranger: do u play final fantasy
You: No
Stranger: fag
You: fuck you
Stranger: alriggggght bro
You: niggah!!!!
Stranger: eat a dick
You: no ty
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Stranger: mooow
You: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Stranger: hell no
You: ok
You: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Stranger: no!
You: VERY BAD WORDS!!!!!!!!
Stranger: sorry i am arian
You: NOT BAD WORD?
Stranger: no
You: :'([/code]
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Stranger: AIDS!!!!!!!![/quote]
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You: Hi
Stranger: ABC
Stranger: hello
You: hey
Stranger: who am i?
You: a dick
Stranger: :(
Stranger: WHY SO SERIOUS
You: is true :(
Stranger: where am i?
You: somewhere in Nowhere
Stranger: go back to work
You: I don't have a job..
You: what can I do then?
Stranger: explains a lot
Stranger: where are you?
You: o rly?
Stranger: O RLY
Stranger: is this another 4chan looser?
You: no
You: just a random guy
Stranger: go search a job
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: ...
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: please... talk to me...?
You: ...
Stranger: .....wont you...?
You: Oh don't mind Gordon, he's always like that!
Stranger: ...huh?
Stranger: Gordon?
You: You know, saving the world and all that, it has weird effects on people
You: ...
Stranger: tee hee
You: I know Gordon, I recalibrated it
Stranger: this is interesting
You: ...
You: No he's fine he's just a random citizen (no offence)
Stranger: im... im confused
You: Sorry!
You: It's just Gordon, he doesn't talk much
Stranger: is Gordon ok?
You: we're travelling north on a mission by Heli so we don't see many other people
You: He's fine
You: ...
You: What's that?
Stranger: hmm?
You: COMBINE! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!
Stranger: oh!
You: RUN FOR YOUR LI-
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Hehehe
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You: Oh sorry garry
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im not garry
Stranger: who the fuck is garry?
You: Que?
You: Pardon
Stranger: QUE
Stranger: CANARD
Stranger: canard is duck right?
You: Whatever
Stranger: What do you do?
You: go to www.nimp.org
Stranger: No
You: It's nice :)
Stranger: why?
Stranger: is it pron
You: No?
You: I swear.
Stranger: SFW?
You: Yeah
You: I swear.
Stranger: i dont knowww
You: Why not? :/
You: I'm not that mean
You: It's not por
You: n*
Stranger: Its a troll site!
You: No..?
You: Why do no-one believe me :|
Stranger: Its malicious code you fuck
Stranger: you monkey fucking banana cock
You: Did you go there?
Stranger: Your mom went there
You: What
You: It's legit,ligit and SFW
You: Come on man
You: Why ain't you answering? :3
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: Im at work
Stranger: its not sfw
You: It is?
Stranger: its a ton of spyware
You: Oh good lord
You: It isn't
Stranger: you crack smoking osha standard
You: What do you work with?
Stranger: Cows
Stranger: Horses
You: What
Stranger: Chickens
You: HQRSE much?
Stranger: Various farm animals
You: Bestiality?
You: HURRHURRHURR
Stranger: My uncle died when he got fucked by a horse you bastard
You: BWHHAHAHAHHAHAHAA
Stranger: YOUR GUNNA BURN IN HELL
You: You, my good sir, is a genius
Stranger: No you
You: I'm posting this on Facepunch, k?
Stranger: What the fuck is facepunch
Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
You: A forum?
You: Wtf
You: Go lurk some moar
You: www.4chan.org/b/
You: LOLOLOLOL
You: Also, be sure to visit www.zootube.com
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Stranger: Hello.
You: hello
Stranger: I am hungry, you?
You: How are you.no
Stranger: Can you cook?
You: why would i be hungry.yes i can cook
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Stranger: Hi
You: hey
Stranger: So get this
You: ok
Stranger: Some guy doesn't like eating hout sauce
Stranger: WTF
You: SRSLY?
Stranger: I said I like to sweat when I eat.
You: who doesnt
Stranger: Must be some kind of closet case.
You: or a hot food pussy
Stranger: I put hot sauce in everything
Stranger: Indeed
You: i put it on my weetabix
Stranger: That sounds really good.
You: it is
Stranger: Any particular sauce?
You: sauce of the hawt variety
Stranger: There are many my friend.
You: tabasco
Stranger: I like to marinate my meats in five different kinds of hot sauces that when you bite into it off the grill you are wet on the first bite.
Stranger: Yum yum
You: i like to get a pack of doughnuts and put a syringe in through the little hole and extract all the shitty jam, then refill the syringe with hawt sauce and fill that mutha to burstin point
Stranger: Since you said tabasco, I am assuming you a male from the United States
You: no
Stranger: That is intense
You: Uk
Stranger: My apologies that is an insult to you then.
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: we have tabasco here too
Stranger: I am from the UK's favorite child, Canada
Stranger: Well you would no offense some of your food is bland.
Stranger: That is why you got Indian restaurants down the street.
You: indian is my favourite kind of curry
Stranger: Awesome
You: i no rite?
Stranger: Everytime I go backpacking Indian food is my staple no matter where I go.
You: i no their everywhere
You: you cant walk over a hill without 6 indian retaurants
Stranger: God bless those curry creators.
You: well not all curry creators
You: the chinese can go fuck themselfs
You: and the tai to a lesser extent
Stranger: However England has a shit load of Falafel joints too
You: no it doesnt.
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: In London it does.
You: i dont think i have ever seen a falafel joint
You: are you thinking of kebabs?
Stranger: Ya sorry
You: are they the same thing?
Stranger: All those words are interchangable in my vocab
Stranger: Somewhat
Stranger: You from Manchester?
Stranger: I was chatting with a bloke from Manchester this morning
You: no
You: im from cambridge
Stranger: Oh yeah
Stranger: I have been there too
You: rly?
Stranger: Good times.
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You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: are you french?
You: I'm a dick
You: wanna fuck?
Stranger: i don't fuck dicks, i only fuck french people
You: suck it then?
Stranger: only if you're french
You: what if I put french fries on it?
You: and acted like a pussy?
Stranger: well then i'll think about it
You: OK, you win, ketchup too
Stranger: not ketchup
Stranger: mayonaise
You: Kraft or Hellman's?
Stranger: both
Stranger: don't know the difference
You: OK, hang on
You: WOW
You: o
You: o
You: OOO
You: OOO
You: nevermind
You: the jar works just fine
You: thanks anyway
[code]You: One word at a time story!
Stranger: i
You: don't
Stranger: suck
You: my
Stranger: dads
You: french
Stranger: girlfriends
You: ' fries
Stranger: unless u suck nigger dick[/code]
These guys are pathetic.
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: are you a christian?
You: no anc
Stranger: anc?
Stranger: what is that
You: Atheist
Stranger: how do you know there is no god ?
Stranger: atheism is bullshit
Stranger: you say you need proof to believe in god, but you claim god doesn't exist without any proof
Stranger: THIS IS FUCKING NON SENSE
You: haha
You: chill
Stranger: christians, muslims and others religions are dumbs, but they are based on faith
Stranger: the only right side is agnosticism
You: i belev in a pink backet ball that grants whises
You: if you prey
Stranger: you suck
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You: ello govonter
Stranger: aryt fella
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You: you make no sense
You: i hope you know that
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: where u from
You: hell
Stranger: manchester then ?
You: no, up
You: FUCKING UP
Stranger: up where
You: you know where, dont you? DONT YOU?!?
You: being serious, VA
Stranger: of ya ed u lad
Stranger: where ?
You: VA
You: VA VA VA VA
You: in AMERICA
You: -national anthem
You: you know, god bless America, Obama 08, constitution shit
Stranger: ye i no america
You: good to know! where are you from
Stranger: england
You: coolie?
Stranger: no whats coolie
You: no idea, it means andersandiflamigastiat
You: i hope you are taking notes!
You: this will be on the test next week
Stranger: stoned out ya ed u
You: im actaully in a mental hospital
You: the walls are so squishy!
Stranger: ow old r ya
You: im -4
You: im an embryo
You: my birthday is on december 21 2012
Stranger: haha
Stranger: mad little fucker
You: what do you have? penis or virgina?
Stranger: ava guess
You: im not sure yet, im still developing
You: because im an embryo
Stranger: yeh uve jus sed tha haha
You: just to sum it up: im a embryo, in the US, in a mental hospital
Trying to get some guy to do my dragon shit and shit
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: www = weird weird world?
You: Wat.
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: no thanks
You: D:
You: www.meatspin.com
Stranger: i'm not gonna open that
Stranger: spammer!
You: you are a really slow typer
Stranger: so?
You: so you suck cock
Stranger: great logic
You: thanks
You: WUNNA PLAY A GAME
You: Write a story
You: i start
You: I
Stranger: you will some day become one of the great thinkers of our time
You: :|
You: you broke it
You: you will some day become one of the great thinkers of our time
You: you will some day become one of the great thinkers of our time
You: you will some day become one of the great thinkers of our time
You: you will some day become one of the great thinkers of our time
You: D:
Stranger: ok
Stranger: game
Stranger: let's play
You: I
Stranger: am
You: a
Stranger: big
You: retard
Stranger: cow
You: who
Stranger: goes
You: shit
Stranger: with
You: a
Stranger: small
You: DICKIE LOLOL
Stranger: what a great story...
You: mhmm
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i'm gonna go
You: D:
You: bai.
Stranger: have a nice life
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Edit:
You: i have a vagina
Stranger: rly?
You: yeah.
Stranger: i got a nice cock... what do think of sucking my cock?
Stranger: would you like that?
You: yeah
Stranger: great
Stranger: we should have cybersex... i mean since you got a vagina
Stranger: and i got a penis
You: mhmm
Stranger: the setting is perfekt
Stranger: *perfect
You: I HAVE A DICK LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
You have disconnected.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: mother?
You: huh
You: had any cheesecake recently?
You: cos i could really go for a cheesecake ;P
Stranger: nah, i'm fuckin with cookies
You: oh really?
Stranger: i'm always down for a cookie while watching ape anus
Stranger: you like ape anus?
You: u know 90% of marriages with cookies ends in divorce
You: i have dabbled in the area of ape anus, yes
Stranger: you konw 90 % of divorce ends in cookies?
You: u can't type?
You: hehe...
Stranger: i'm holding a cookie while typing. shit's not that easy
You: whatever
You: it's just an excuse for ur incredibly bad typing
Stranger: nah, it's just an excuse for my incredigly bad english
Stranger: damn, incredibly
You: haha, ur polish...
Stranger: half
You: polish!
You: fail
You: polish person!
You: build me a house!
You: i give you money!
Stranger: how about sucking my dick?
Stranger: i give you cookies
You: i don't suck polish dicks
Stranger: fucking racist
You: it's the rules of my cult
You: no eastern europeans
You: sorry :(
You: but we can still be friends, according to the laws of my cult
You: but i do eventually have to burn you though...
Stranger: trying to be funny?
You: no
You: i didn't make the cult
Stranger: according to my Human Ass Dog cult you are going to be raped soon
You: it's not cool to make up cults...
Stranger: never heard of the Human Ass Dog movement?
Stranger: he is our lord and savior
You: oh really?
You: im going now
You: going to burn some polish people
Stranger: watch your back
You: go build a house for bad pay...
[quote]Stranger: okay, you are the saloon keeper and I am a cowboy and I am getting angry
You: don't worry
Stranger: Give me some whiskey man!
You: i know you're angry
You: but...
Stranger: or I will shoot that big mirror you have!
You: i would never...
You: let you down
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Stranger: YOU FUCKING FUCK!
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I just got the same person twice in a row
goatse text is funny.
[code]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Buh
Stranger: FUCK YOU MOOT
You: I'm not moot!
You: moot sucks.
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU[/code]
what the fuck
[QUOTE]You: WHAT'RE YE SELLIN'?
Stranger: loooove
You: Aaah...
You: I'll buy it at a high price!
Stranger: sounds good
You: Hehehe, ha...Thank ye.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
This is pretty fun.
You: You are a heartless bastard
Stranger: I know XD
You: To think i ever loved you!
You: Why would i be so stupid
Stranger: I still love you though!
Stranger: Please don't do this!
You: No, it just won't work
Stranger: It will! Give me another chance!
You: I'm sorry.
Stranger: Pleaaaaase!
Stranger: I love you!
You: Sorry, i can't let you do that Dave
Stranger: Why not!? You know deep down you love me
You: No, that love has gone
You: I love another man
Stranger: Is it Steve?! I will fucking kill him if it is!
You: No. It's John
Stranger: WTF?!
Stranger: No!
Stranger: nonononononon
Stranger: You love ME
You: I know, John's your father
[QUOTE]Stranger: hi
You: spare change?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love chocolate
You: I like chocolate too
Stranger: Chayud
Stranger: bien bien
You: Uh, Yes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: FAGGOT[/quote]
[img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
Too many 4channers here
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Stranger: aidz
You: I've lost all hope
Stranger: ?
You: SAVE ME
Stranger: why, you fucked some little kidzz you sick rapist, go fuck yourseld
Stranger: f
You: OH GOD, PLEASE HELP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: Will you help?
Stranger: what
You: Hide me from the cops please
Stranger: what's on your mind son
Stranger: but im dead..
You: :O Dad?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
What? :(
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