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[quote]Stranger: COCK
Stranger: N
You: Have a seat.
Stranger: BALLS
Stranger: Chris
Stranger: oh fuck
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: IT
You: IS
You: TIME TO
You: SIT
You: DOWN
Stranger: I GOT PERMABANNED FROM /b/ CHRIS
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: WAT DO I DO
You: SIT DOWN
Stranger: I SPAMMED GIRUGAMESH ALL OVER /d/
Stranger: AND MOOTLES GOT MAD
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: SIT DOWN
You: HAVE A SEAT
Stranger: FINE I'LL FUCKING SIT YOU FUCKER
You: RELAX
Stranger: k
You: fuck my wife
You: thats all i want
Stranger: is she older than 18?
You: almost
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: don't know if want
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: K
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: congraduations, you have AIDS
Stranger: fuck yiu
You: ಠ_ಠ[/quote]
[quote]You: ಠ_ಠ!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: español?
You: oui bonjour
Stranger: or english?
You: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: i dont speak french :/
You: FUCK YOU[/quote]
Probably been done but:
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Stranger: GRÊMIO!! THE BEST OF THE WORLD!
You: We're no strangers to love...
You: you know the rules, and so do I!
You: I know commitment's what I'm thinking of
Stranger: blá blá blá
You: you wouldn't get this from, any other guy![/Quote]
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Stranger: hi
You: oh shit.
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: it's you
You: oh shit
You: how did you know
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
You: I'LL KILL YOU SO HARD
Stranger: IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT
Stranger: ALL THOSE CHILDREN
Stranger: ALL THAT FIRE
Stranger: WHY COULDN'T YOU SAVE EVEN ONE?
You: IT WASN'T MY FAULT I WAS WELDING NEXT TO MAGNESIUM INGOTS!
You: IT WAS TECHNICAL ERROR!
Stranger: SURE IT WAS
You: MY SUPERVISOR SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME BEFORE I FIRED UP THE TORCH
Stranger: LIKE YOU PAYED ATTENTION IN CHEMISTRY
Stranger: I am so upset with you
Stranger: I...I can't even begin
You: I'm sorry, dad.
Stranger: It's okay
Stranger: Come here
Stranger: it'll all be all right
You: *begins to sob*
Stranger: +pats you on the shoulder+ Now now
Stranger: We all make mistakes
You: thanks dad.
You: you're the best.
Stranger: I try son, I try.
Stranger: Now, how bout some baseball?
You: I'll talk to mom to see if I can come up next weekend and play with you.
You: she's in the car now.
You: I'm sorry dad.
Stranger: Oh, your mother...
You: I promised her a day at the zoo
Stranger: It's fine... dad can handle another day alone
You: Bye dad.
Stranger: Bye son.
Stranger: Be good.
Stranger: Son?
You: yes dad?
Stranger: I'm proud of you.
You: Thanks dad.
Stranger: Go get 'em tiger.
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You: WILSON!!!!!!!!
Stranger: boooober!!
You: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLSOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Wtf.
Stranger: my name is gertrude
You: My aunt calls me boobers.
You: >_>
Stranger: gertrude bumpkins
Stranger: is your name joel??!1
Stranger: joeliosis!1
You: No.
Stranger: have you ever been lobsterized
You: Im BROCK THE GYM LEADER OF PEWTER CITY GYM.
Stranger: how much can you bench
You: Have you ever been Astleyerized?
Stranger: i once benched my grandma
You: 170.
Stranger: she weighs 85 pounds
You: I wrestled a bear once.
You: Do you know what it did?
Stranger: i wrestled your mom once
Stranger: and lost
You: It sang to me.
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We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Stranger: rick rol'd
Stranger: you sly son of a bitch
You: Ooooh yeah.
Stranger: im gonna rip out your eyes and use them in a pin ball machine
You: Sounds fun.
You: But I only have one eye.
Stranger: pirate eh?
You: I played Pichinko with the other.
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Stranger: id like a number 4
Stranger: a salad
Stranger: a coke to drink
You: Sorry sir
Stranger: what?
Stranger: ?!
You: we are having problems with out salid dispenser
You: would you like something else?
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK!
Stranger: I WANT MY SALAD!
Stranger: NOW!
You: It seems to be acting up sir
Stranger: \WHAT KIND OF BUISNESS ARE U RUNNING!
Stranger: WHO DISPENSES A SALAD?!
You: Well this is Mcdonalds Sir.
Stranger: I WANT IT FRESH!!!
You: We dispense salads
You: Well
Stranger: Are u still surving breakfest?
You: What if I told you if you bought one burger, you would get a second FREE.
You: well
Stranger: are u serving breakdest?!?!
You: its late, but i can make a exception
Stranger: ok
Stranger: id like a egg mcmuffin
You: We are out of the Mcmuffins sir
You: we have the egg
You: But not the Mcmuffins
Stranger: NOO!
Stranger: IM ALLERGIC TO EGGS!
Stranger: They GiVE ME RASHES!
You: But you asked for a egg mcmuffin sir
You: Would you like fries with that?
Stranger: I CHANGED MY MIND!
Stranger: I WANT NORMAL!
You: Would you like fries with that sir
Stranger: do i get normal eggmcmuffin
You: Wait
You: please clarify What you mean sir.
Stranger: I want a Mcmuffin, no egg. and a diet coke and a oreo flurrey
Stranger: and i want it made be axl rose
You: I told you sir, we have the egg, but no muffin.
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: sir
Stranger: sir
You: yes?
Stranger: u just lost a good customer
Stranger: i am taking my buisness to wedney;s
Stranger: good day
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Stranger: hi.
You: dad? :(
Stranger: yes?
You: I'm sad
Stranger: what;s wrong?
You: People are pointing and laughing at me
Stranger: well, just suck them off like you usually do.
You: That's a great idea. Thanks dad
Stranger: no problem. i love you, son.
You: I love you too, dad
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I found dad
Fast food stuff
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You: id like a number 4
You: a salad
You: a coke to drink
Stranger: for here or to go?
You: To go, thank you
Stranger: that will be six seventy five
Stranger: Sir... SIR
Stranger: your change
Stranger: sir
You: I DON'T NEED MY CHANGE
Stranger: then would you care to donate to make a wish foundation for a dollar?
You: What's this make a wish foundation for?
Stranger: everyone needs change btw
Stranger: its good for the soul
You: I'll do it
Stranger: you do have a soul dont you?
You: I think so
Stranger: I can tell you do.
You: How can you tell?
Stranger: only because you didnt say anything like anus rippage when I came in the room
You: Oh, I see
You: So, my food ready?
Stranger: do you has you picked up your hammer and saw?
Stranger: No.
You: I have a hammer and saw, yes
Stranger: the salad fryer is out
You: WHAT?!
You: WHAT?!
You: WHO FRIES SALADS?
Stranger: we do here
You: I THOUGHT YOU ONLY FRIED FRENCH FRIES!
Stranger: do you want to listen to what I am listening too?
You: Sure
Stranger: its really good
Stranger: ok one sec
Stranger: youll like it
You: Okay
Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2A_Juv213s&feature=related[/url]
Stranger: awesomeness
You: This is some horrible customer service, I am going to McDonald's, good day, my good sir.
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Stranger: quick NFL teams...GO!
Stranger: viKINGS
You: This is a fun GAME
Stranger: packers
Stranger: 49ers
Stranger: bears
You: Steelers?
Stranger: colts
You: Cocksuckers?
Stranger: dolphins
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Did I lose?
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You: hey there
Stranger: hi
You: a/s/l
You: wait, nevermind, dont answer that
Stranger: ok i wont
Stranger: why
You: yesss, than i can pretend you're a girl
You: and you can pretend i am
Stranger: well i guess you'll never know for sure now
You: :D
Stranger: is it mostly dudes on this thing
You: probably
You: most likely
You: how did you hear about this site?
Stranger: i've only been on it for 5 minutes
Stranger: the last person just said "ur gay"
Stranger: amazing
Stranger: i read about it on gawker
You: your my first one
Stranger: oh you seem like an old pro with the whole "a/s/l" thing
You: lol
Stranger: how did you hear about it
You: facepunch.com
You: it's a forum website
You: they were posting funny conversations
Stranger: yea so was gawker
You: is that a forum?
Stranger: no
You: what is it?
Stranger: it posts current events type stuff
You: oh
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They were really nice!
What did I do to this girl :[
[quote]You: sup fam
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: ASL?
You: what's up
You: o
You: 16/f/cali sweetums
Stranger: Not much, youuuuuuuu?
You: jus playin some video games
Stranger: Nice, what games?
You: gtaiv and stuff
Stranger: You play COD?
You: sometimes
Stranger: It's amazing.
You: nazi zombies ftw y'know
You: yeah
You: what's your asl?
Stranger: 18/F/Ohio
You: cool another gamer girl
Stranger: Haha, they are rare!
You: haha yeah
Stranger: It's impossible to play on xbox live without being critized for it.
Stranger: Oh well.
You: seriously, i was just about to mention that
You: i played live just to get away from pervs
Stranger: Do you play 360 or PS?
You: 360
Stranger: Yay!
You: totally
Stranger: That's the way to be.
You: definitely
Stranger: So... honestly this is the first time I've been on this site.
Stranger: It's so weird...
You: that's strange
You: meeting someone alike
You: on the first time
Stranger: Well, no I meant like today was the first time. I've had a few people before you and they are sooo weeeird.
You: oh
You: haha
You: probably some facepunchers
Stranger: This is the first fluid conversation I've had.
Stranger: Haha, yeah.
You: haha that's cool
Stranger: And you're the first from the US, everyone's from frickin Brazil!
You: haha i got a brazillian once
You: they're pretty wierd :[
Stranger: yeah
You: whenever i wear a t-shirt like, from any freaking popular video game like master chief, guys are like all over me
You: ever had a scenario like that?
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: Ahhhh...
Stranger: Gears of War T-shirt does that.
Stranger: and Rock Band :-P haha
You: haha definitely rock band
You: i suck at expert :V
Stranger: Me too.
Stranger: Hard is eh, too. I don't own it so my only practice time is at my friend's houses.
You: Ah, my boyfriend forces me to practice ._.
Stranger: Hehe.
Stranger: So do you have a lot of guy friends?
You: you wouldn't expect anything else from a gamer girl
Stranger: Haha, yep.
You: i'm one of the very few at my school that actually plays video games
You: the rest bitch about their hair and all that girly crap
Stranger: Same. I've never met one at my school.
Stranger: Haha, yeah!
Stranger: That's what you get in the suburbs though.
You: haha totally
Stranger: I have mostly guy friends, and some girl friends but they don't really like videogames.
You: hard to meet the same kind of the same gender y'know
Stranger: My bestfriend can only play Rock Band, but she's reeeally good. That's about it.
Stranger: Yeah!!
You: not even any egoshooter?
Stranger: Haha.
You: not that i have any problem with it
You: 'em
Stranger: So it totally sucks cause me and my brother shared an xbox live account and all my hardwork is on there... my friend got me a giftcard to buy a years worth of live so I had to use it cause I felt bad. But all of my gamerpoints belong to my brother and I hate it!!
Stranger: So my new account only has like two games on it haha
You: Ouch, so you couldn't take all of them yourself
You: Haha
Stranger: Pretty much suckss ahhh.
Stranger: So just wondering, how did you find out about this site?
You: facepunch
You: you?
Stranger: My friends... lol they constantly talk about all of these weird conversations so I thought i'd try it
You: lol
Stranger: Well, I gotta go...
You: Alright
Stranger: Stay true to yo' gamergirl self! Haha
You: It's been nice talking to you
You: Haha
You: Yeah
Stranger: Haha:-D
You: ;-;
Stranger: Peaceee.[/quote]
I see you guys are enjoying yourselves. Greatly.
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You: EVER HEARD OF FACEPUNCH?
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/b/ is hell.
[quote]You: yo
Stranger: /b/ reminds me of vietnam
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My personal favorite.
[quote]You: Hello good sir or madam
You: Is anyone there?
Stranger: male ?
You: No
Stranger: female ?
You: Yes
Stranger: age ?
You: 19
Stranger: yes
You: Yes?
Stranger: where you ?
You: ...Where are you going with this?
You: Ever heard of Facepunch?
Stranger: go anywhere
Stranger: no no
You: Huh
Stranger: you are from?
You: You should Google it and check it out, because I'm probably going to copy and paste this convo onto it.
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I have the weirdest and shortest convos.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: /16/f/canada
You: you?
Stranger: 16/m/mexico
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: what are you wearing?
You: Just my bra and panties.
You: I reach into my panties and start to rub my clit.
Stranger: ill take off my shirt
You: Then I whip out my penis.
Stranger: im now left on jeans and boxers
Stranger: i start grabing your tits
You: I proceed to fuck you in the ass with my girth.
Stranger: how much girth?
You: 16"
You: YOU CANT IGNORE IT
Stranger: are you gary oak?
You: YES
You: POKEMON MASTER
You: RARARARRARARARRAR
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[Quote]Stranger: HAIIEE!
You: I wanna be the very best
Stranger: You're a boy and Im a girl.
Stranger: :)
You: WUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
You: WTF!
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Where ya live?
You: 0-)D
Stranger: I dont have that.
You: DLJFLDKSJFLKDSJFLSDJFKLDSJFKLSDJF
Stranger: You want to know somethinG?
You: くそだけが本当の
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[QUOTE]You: HELLO!
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: Erm....
Stranger: Yeah.
You: yes
You: no
You: maybe so
Stranger: Indeed.
Stranger: Quite.
You: .deednI
You: .etiuQ
Stranger: racecar
Stranger: ha!
You: racecar
You: Damn..........
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Racecar.....................
[Quote]You: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
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Yellow's is the best.
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Stranger: Conan! What is best in life?
You: 42?
You: sex
You: pesto?
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Pesto?
This is really, really long, but just stick with me. Just skip to the last line if you don't want to read anything.
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You: I'd like a number 3 Burger and Fries combo
Stranger: hai!
Stranger: we're closed
You: Damn
You: Well
You: If you're still here
Stranger: haha
You: Wanna talk?
Stranger: suer
Stranger: why not
You: So
You: How's life?
Stranger: going good
Stranger: you?
You: Pretty good
Stranger: nice nice
You: EXCEPT FOR MY GODDAMNED BURGER AND FRIES
Stranger: just chillen and smokin hookah
Stranger: shoulda came 15 mins ago!
You: GAH
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: but anyways
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You: I KNEW I should not have spent 15 minutes masturbatin
You: OMG
Stranger: takes you that long?
You: Well
You: I wasn't really masturbating
Stranger: why not?
You: I was getting a blowjob
Stranger: from your boy friend?
You: Chris Hansen is really good at it
You: Heyyy....
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good one
Stranger: why don't you have a seat
Stranger: over there
You: I'm already sitting
Stranger: over there!
You: I don't wanna get up
Stranger: ------------------------->
You: fuuuuuuuu
Stranger: please?
You: Fine...
Stranger: fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: jk
You: *gets up and sits over in spot that was pointed to*
Stranger: icwatudidthere
You: Now, can I have my blowjob?
Stranger: didn't you just get one?
You: Yeah, 15 minutes ago!
Stranger: you have to wait at least....
Stranger: 45?
You: DAMNIT
You: Well
You: What am I gonna do for 30 minutes?
You: Got any candy?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: skittles
You: mmm
You: Skittles
You: So, you gots da skittles to pay da bittles?
Stranger: sure?
Stranger: are you high?
You: well
You: I'll tell you this
You: I'm not low
Stranger: haha
Stranger: nice
You: hey, I hear a party
You: It seems to be coming from...
You: My pants!
You: And look!
You: You got an invitation!
Stranger: party in my mouth
Stranger: and everyone is comin?
Stranger: you
Stranger: haha
You: My dick would love to go
Stranger: you going to be BBQ?
You: what
Stranger: My meat on your grill!
You: lol
You: I gotta say, BEST omegle convo ever
Stranger: by far man
Stranger: alot better than these other Rtards haha
You: lol
You: so
Stranger: well
You: asl?
Stranger: 19 m tx
Stranger: you?
You: 17 M MN
Stranger: cool cool
You: FUCKING MINNESOTA FOREVA
Stranger: haha
Stranger: my dad is from there
You: Cool
Stranger: yeap
Stranger: question
You: Hmm...?
Stranger: do you go to pbnation or 4chan
Stranger: anything like that ?
You: 4chan if I really need entertainment
Stranger: haha
Stranger: good stuff
You: hahah, yeah
Stranger: yep
You: Sometimes I even get to increase my porn folder :D
Stranger: haha, not that hard to do that
Stranger: from that website
You: so true lol
You: I've been wondering
You: Who WAS phone?
Stranger: who was a phone?
You: No no
You: Who was phone?
Stranger: wut?
Stranger: who is phone
You: BUT WHO WAS PHONE?!
Stranger: idk my bff jill?
You: i decay my bff jill?
Stranger: jeff?
You: [url]http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/1802/idkij0.png[/url]
You: Jeff Dunham?
Stranger: YES!
Stranger: to both
You: hahah
Stranger: this website is pretty neat
Stranger: when someone is cool and not a homo haha
You: Yeah
You: hahah
You: Hey ever heard of Facepunch?
Stranger: praise the newborn 8lb 6oz baby jesus!
You: lol
Stranger: nah what's that?
You: Forum
You: It's how I got here
Stranger: I use pbnation
Stranger: found it there
You: huh
Stranger: pbnation.com
You: never heard of it
Stranger: really? it's a pretty big forum
Stranger: small talk mainly
You: Pretty small talk for a pretty big forum
You: Hey
Stranger: lol
You: Isn't PBnation a paintballing site?
Stranger: yeah except for the small talk subforum
Stranger: good site tho
You: ahh
Stranger: could be peanut butter too
Stranger: who knows
You: wait what
You: I love peanut butter
Stranger: idk where I was going with that
Stranger: haha
You: Hey, when are you guys open again?
Stranger: 11am
You: damn
Stranger: I don't believe in mornings
You: Gotta wait 12 hours
Stranger: I'll make you a sammich
You: For my goddamned burger and fries combo
You: I love sammiches
You: Please go make me one
Stranger: extra mayo?
You: As long as it's actually mayo
You: some guy tried to serve a sandwhich with something
Stranger: half and half work for you?
You: ...that wasn't mayo...
You: but was white...
Stranger: been there before
Stranger: watch out for the gravy too
Stranger: if you want breakfast
You: Mind if I copy and paste this whole thing onto Facepunch when we're done?
You: oh god ewww
Stranger: I'll do the same on pbnation
You: alright
Stranger: lets make this epic
Stranger: or more at least
You: YES
You: EPIC IT SHALL BE
You: YO DAWG
You: And now I'm out of epicness
Stranger: I heard you like omegle so I let you talk to strangers
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You: :O
Stranger: I sell propane and propane accesories
You: I'M DOCTOR ROCKSO
You: THE ROCK AND ROLL CLOWN
You: I DO COCAINE
Stranger: off hookers asscracks?
Stranger: or is that a tuesday thing only
You: Tuesday only
You: otherwise I do propane
Stranger: understandable
Stranger: gets expensive from what I hear
You: Yeah
You: sad too
You: I'd run out of money if it weren't for the propane
You: Oh yeah
You: forgot to mention
You: don't light a match around me
Stranger: wtf chuck?
Stranger: lol
You: lolwtf
Stranger: urdoinitrite
You: Unorthodox
Stranger: now what
You: Unicycle Explosions of the Inner Blindness
Stranger: never gonna give you up...
You: OH SHI---
You: NEVAR GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: haha
You: hahah
Stranger: so yeah dude
Stranger: haha
You: I believe that's it
You: isn't it?
Stranger: you's trollin!
You: OH HOEZ
You: Oh by the way
Stranger: i knoez
You: Times up, gimme my blowjob
Stranger: shit,
Stranger: i was hoping you had forgotten
You: GIMMEH IT NOW
Stranger: hokay............no
You: Damn
Stranger: 15 more mins
Stranger: i just had my wisdom teeth taken out
You: I get neither the blowjob nor the burger and fries
Stranger: want some hydro?
You: The what
Stranger: you will get either or
Stranger: my WISDOM TEEF
Stranger: 11 am
You: Isn't hydro the blue tentacle thing from the HL2 beta demo?
Stranger: yeah! thats its
You: whoa
You: I know too much
Stranger: seems to be so
Stranger: oh by the way
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You: WOO
Stranger: again for lawlz
You: HIGHER QUALITY PICTURE
Stranger: thanks!
Stranger: made it myself
Stranger: april fools!
You: cool
Stranger: haha
Stranger: teh buttsecks, lawl
You: no
You: not teh buttsecks
Stranger: do you like mentos?
You: I just wanted the blowjob
Stranger: the freshmaker??
You: I like mintos
You: It makes me want to kill Lincoln
Stranger: again?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: play that same song!
You: NEVAR GONNA GIVE
You: NEVAR GONNA GIVE
Stranger: you up..
You: no
Stranger: damn
You: Remember the part where he says "Never gonna give" really fast?
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: of course
You: NEVAR GONNA GIVE
You: NEVAR GONNA GIVE
You: yeah, that part
Stranger: GIVE YOU UP!
Stranger: "high pitched voice"
You: hahah
Stranger: I'm trying to think
Stranger: me head is full of lawl\z
You: My head is full of air
Stranger: hot air?
Stranger: or cold?
You: Hawt air
Stranger: central heat and air?
You: wait what
Stranger: um hi my name is boxxxy
You: OH SHI
Stranger: haha
You: NO NO NO NO NO
Stranger: an um i um an um an i do drugs
You: NOT THE TWITCHING CREATURE
Stranger: haha!
You: GAAHHH
Stranger: she's trollin!
Stranger: or
You: she's totally trollin
Stranger: maybe you's trollin?
Stranger: nah
Stranger: this is the most epic convo eva
You: most definatley
You: gah I hate spelling that
Stranger: the abberviate
Stranger: i say "def" haha
You: def
Stranger: yeah man haha
You: seems like deaf
Stranger: and blind?
You: wait what
You: ARE YOU TROLLIN?
Stranger: naw!!
Stranger: wait, what the hell is this, just found it
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You: WOO FACEPALM
Connection asploded.[/quote]
[QUOTE=assburgers]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
This is the automated chat protocall.
If you would like to talk to a real person say assburger
Stranger: cheeseburger
Stranger: no
Stranger: wait
You: good enough
You: lolz
Stranger: whey
Stranger: thank goodness
You: whey is good
Stranger: ha
Stranger: sometimes
You: thank you for providing this whey for my sustinace
You: please give me more
Stranger: no
You: ok
Stranger: your finished
You: how about a cat burger
Stranger: um
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Stranger: good job
You: thanks
You: I just typed that
Stranger: you did that quickly
Stranger: yes
Stranger: impressive
Stranger: did you do it one handed?
You: so how was your day scotty
You: yes
Stranger: how did you know that was my name
Stranger: it was ok
You: because you beamed me up all last night
Stranger: hot
You: no
Stranger: oh
You: I came inside out when you beamed me
Stranger: not hot?
Stranger: i thought it was hot
You: So I didn't like it
Stranger: baby
You: What are your interests stranger?
Stranger: interests
Stranger: i see
Stranger: big black cock
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: small black cock
You: ...facepunch?
Stranger: ohhh sure
You: lolz
Stranger: korean food
You: post on the omegle thread?
Stranger: never
You: good
Stranger: and what else
You: me neaither
Stranger: hmmm
You: neither
You: you like omlets right?
You: I just emailed you one
You: I hope you LIKE IT
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: it was good
Stranger: runny
Stranger: but good
You: I PUT EXTRA BAKING SODA ON IT
Stranger: so sweet of you
You: TO TURN YOUR STOMACHE INTO WATER
You: IM EATIN leather right now
Stranger: my stomach is made of salt though
You: salt
You: yum
Stranger: yes
You: do you like little boys?
You: or girls?
Stranger: for breakfast?
You: yes
Stranger: boys
You: of course
You: good
Stranger: yum
You: I wouldn't like my unisex stranger to have anything else
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: im so not unisex
Stranger: im every sex
Stranger: or no sex
Stranger: or all sex
Stranger: i cant remember
You: both?
Stranger: no
Stranger: what is it when you have a huge cock?
Stranger: which ones that?
You: Horse
You: or walrlus
Stranger: oh yea
Stranger: no whiskers
Stranger: so horse
You: look closer jedi knight
Stranger: ok
Stranger: done
Stranger: looked
Stranger: saw
Stranger: left
You: now quick put your face in a blender
Stranger: i dont own one
Stranger: so
Stranger: no?
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Stranger: i dont like that
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You: god is crying for you
Stranger: makes me sad
You: and on that note. I am going to sleep
Stranger: god doesnt cry
You: nighty night[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=wulfe8857;14428822]This is really, really long, but just stick with me. Just skip to the last line if you don't want to read anything.[/QUOTE]
Hey man! I was the one talking to you!! I took your advise and stopped by to check this site out!
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=WolfeR;14429199]poste[/QUOTE]
nice
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: what up
You: Not much
Stranger: ok, cool
You: K
Stranger: ok
You: Nationality
You: ?
Stranger: Méxicano
You: Soy de los EE.UU.
You: Hows esto?
Stranger: bueno
Stranger: hablas español, muy bien
You: Yo también
Stranger: eres latino? o un gringo?
You: Gracias, pero usando un traductor im
Stranger: ahh, yo veo
You: haha
You: Su divertido Ive hablado con alguien cuyo portrugues y un indio hombre de hoy : D
Stranger: creo te gusta las idiomas
You: lol
You: Su patrimonio de mi supongo
You: Pero creo que debería escribir en hebreo a .....
Stranger: lo siento, un momento
You: Está bien: D
Stranger: es hebreo tu idioma primero?
You: N su Inglés
You: Soy sólo un mexicano judio .... lol
Stranger: ahh, veo, veo
Stranger: jajaja
Stranger: no es muchos mexicanos judios aqui
Stranger: :D
You: Arent hay muchos de nosotros ........ Jewxicans
Stranger: jajaja
Stranger: bagels y tacos
You: Kosher burito
Stranger: no cerdo en la burrito
You: Exactamente.
Stranger: te gustan las comidas de méxico?
You: ¿Te jugar juegos en línea?
Stranger: ahh, no juego mucho
Stranger: videojuegos?
You: Me encanta la comida mexicana
You: Sí videojuegos
Stranger: tu hablas español bueno
Stranger: y me encanta la comida tambien
You: Tengo que ir a la cama para que pueda levantarse Tomorow
Stranger: ok
You: A la paz
Stranger: adios?
Stranger: gracias
You: lol
Stranger: sí, jaja
You: La paz es un modismo
You: No se traduce así
You: jaja
Stranger: hablas en íngles
Stranger: yo hablo
You: Peace out
You: G'night
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Peace my man
You: Bye
Stranger: vaya con dios
You: What?
Stranger: es un modismo, jaja
Stranger: Go with God, it's something we say when someone leaves
You: oh
You: Ok
You: Lol
You: Bye
Stranger: see ya
You: And peace out
You have disconnected.
[/QUOTE]
I always have the best conversations with people who speak other languages.
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: yo
Stranger: whats up
You: watching stuff
Stranger: porn?
You: yea
You: LOL
Stranger: where at
You: spankwire
You: wat are u doing
Stranger: there are better sites out there
You: yea like what
Stranger: [url]http://www.ovguide.com/adult.html[/url]
Stranger: go there
Stranger: search
Stranger: enjoy
You: lol thanks
Stranger: np
Stranger: i like xhamster
Stranger: they have some good amatuer stuff
Stranger: well ill let you be enjoy the porn :)
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hiya.
Stranger: hello
You: A/S/L?
Stranger: i have a penis
Stranger: 17 m canada
Stranger: u?
You: 15/f/canada
You: Wanna cyber?
You: \
Stranger: ...ummmm
You: '
Stranger: u start
You: I take off your pants
You: And then start giving you the best blowjob on earth.
Stranger: i move my dreaded oubes out of ure way
You: Your turn.
Stranger: then i force u down on my cock
Stranger: u can't breath
Stranger: i keep going till u pass out
You: Then i start to gasp for air.
Stranger: then i take my lamp and knock u out with it
Stranger: i pull off ure clothes
Stranger: then i begin having my way with ure pussy
Stranger: u wake up
You: And then i start to Moa from enjoyment
You: *moan
You: It starts to hurt
You: Then i start to enjoy it again
You: And then i get you to suc my dick.
You: *Suck
Stranger: nice
You: HAHA BITCH BE TROLLED.
Stranger: i go down on ure cock as deep as possible
Stranger: keep going yo
You: And then over 9000 ninjas kill you.
You: And then i go "I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ"
You: I than reveal that i am chris hansen.
You: And then i arrest you for being a pedophile
You have disconnected.
or send us feedback. [/quote] I think i was on crack when i did this.
[quote]Stranger: I
You: ate
Stranger: a
You: large
Stranger: meaty
You: thick
Stranger: juicy
You: tender
Stranger: Delicious
You: potato
Stranger: and
You: then
Stranger: i
You: came
Stranger: alll
You: over
Stranger: the
You: face
Stranger: of
You: morgan freeman[/quote]
Wasted 2hrs of someone's life yesterday...
Stranger: hi
You: Ginabibe
Stranger: oh
You: Ginabibe
Stranger: i don't know what that means
You: You know, Ginabibe
Stranger: hermmm, nope i don;t
You: How can you not?
You: Ginabibe
Stranger: explain
You: There's nothing to explain
You: Ginabibe
Stranger: well dang
Stranger: i guess i just don't understand you
You: Ginabibe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: registration date/username/forum?
Stranger: PIKA??
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: fake cheesepie?[/quote]
The hell?
I had a most epic convo, but i accidently overwrote my clipboard.
It went something like this:
you:facepunch.com
stranger: sorry, i'm at work.
you: what do you work as?
stranger: a biscuit designer, i sit there all day and think of new biscuit designs.
you: ok...
you: howabout a penis shaped biscuit?
stranger: we already tried that, except we don't want parents sueing us about how our biscuits turned them gay and into whores.
you: howabout... goatse shaped biscuits?
stranger: now THERES an idea.
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