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Stranger: Hi?
You: wut?
You: FPer?
Stranger: FPer?
Stranger: huh
You: nvm
Stranger: oh..
You: guess not
Stranger: what is it?
You: facepunch.com
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: aha
Stranger: noo
Stranger: so... how are you?
You: good, only 1 more day till school is over...for now.
Stranger: oh nicee (:
Stranger: i'm at school right now -___-
You: loool
You: its 9:36pm here
Stranger: haha 12.36 pm here x]
Stranger: where you at?
You: Australia
Stranger: Cool! :]
You: you?
Stranger: Netherlands
You: k :/
Stranger: oh my class is over, we're being kicked out of the class room
You: guess that means goodbye?
Stranger: yeahh guess so
Stranger: myspace?
You: no i don't do myspace or facebook
Stranger: okaayy
Stranger: well have fun chatting
You: ok, bye.
Stranger: have a nice night
You: k
Hahaha this is great!
[QUOTE]You: You are not special.
Stranger: And you are?
You: You are not beautiful or unique like a snowflake.
You: You are just the same decaying matter as everything else.
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
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Stranger: no u
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Stranger: no u
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Stranger: no u
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Stranger: no u
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Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: no u
You: no u
Stranger: n
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: FFFFFFUU
You: You lose.[/QUOTE]
I giggled.
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You: Hi
Stranger: hi!
You: uh
You: I'd like a number 4
You: LArge
You: With
Stranger: ....>
You: Are you still serving breakfast?
Stranger: its 1.46pm nope
You: Damn..
You: Okay
You: So
You: Large Number 4
You: No onions!
You: SO HELP ME GOD IF THERES ONIONS ON THAT DAMN BURGER
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You: hey
Stranger: hoi
You: how's it goin
Stranger: ik eet je op
You: jesus whatever happened to my life
You: I mean
You: one day it was fine
You: I was going to school likeevery other kid
You: but then
You: he found me
You: and then
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You have disconnected.[/quote]
fucking ripped him in half
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You: Hey
Stranger: CALIFORNIA LOVEEEEE
You: I just met a guy who hates Americans
You: Is that a song?
Stranger: Tupac and dr. dre in the house holding it down fo sho
You: Yeah okay
You: you like rap music?
Stranger: a lot of people hate americans
You: yeah i know
Stranger: i like all music\
You: what about country
Stranger: sure
You: umm...
You: death metal?
Stranger: yep
You: CHRISTIAN rap?
Stranger: no
Stranger: lol
You: Didn't think so
Stranger: i guess the only thing i dont like is that scremo shit
You: My favorite song is Heavyweight by infected mushroom
You: yeah that stuff sucks
You: not really music
Stranger: that sounds really awful
You: just some asshole throwing a tantrum in front of 5000 fans
Stranger: yeah,
Stranger: wearing his sisters pants
Stranger: like wat up
You: lol
You: Uhhhh
Stranger: hhhU
You: You like videogames?
Stranger: Yeah
You: Fuck yah
Stranger: You like pussy?
You: which ones
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: YEAH!
You: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON DUDE
Stranger: WE ARE LIKE THE SAME DUDE
You: HOLY SHIT
You: IS YOUR NAME BILLY?
Stranger: S-A-M-E D-U-D-E
Stranger: Not at all, its Armando Gordez IV.
You: DUDE
You: MY NAME ISN'T BILLY EITHER!
You: HOLY SHIT!
Stranger: ITS ARMANDO!?
You: UHHHH NO
Stranger: Son, I am dissapoint.
You: BUT IT'S NOT BILLY!
Stranger: Man
Stranger: I need to find some pussy on here
Stranger: get my asshole sucked on, ya know?
You: Fuck yeah dude
You: uhhh not really into that
Stranger: You don't get down with the rusty trombone?
You: DUDE
You: DO YOU PLAY TF2?
Stranger: Getting jerked off while a chick sucks on your butthole!?
You: UHHH
You: NO
Stranger: no wtf is tf2
You: Oh nvm
Stranger: You don't?
Stranger: Lame.
You: What?
Stranger: Its the best.
You: TF2 or getting buttsucked?
Stranger: buttsucked
You: Oh
Stranger: thats why i got my gf pregnant
You: you should try TF2
Stranger: first night i take her home from the bar
You: it's like getting buttsucked but instead it's a video game
Stranger: she bends me over and starts jerking off my dick and licking my butthole
You: How the fuck did you knock her up out yer ass?
You: Did you have a shit baby?
Stranger: no i fucked her vag afterwards of course
You: Oh
You: Well then that's not how you got her pregnant dude
Stranger: it was kind of awkward though, because we were at a bar/club ya know?
Stranger: and i was totally sweating up a storm
You: LOL in the middle of the club?
Stranger: kind of one of those sweats where your buttcheeks slide around together because of all the sweat
Stranger: no no, after i took that hoe home
You: Ohhhhh yeah I know that one
Stranger: fuck shes coming gotta go
You: oh
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Howdyy
You: Hows things?
Stranger: fine thanks
Stranger: sup with you?
You: Are you an actual person?
You: Dunno if this is like that iGod thing
You: ..or smarterchild
Stranger: i am
You: Ahh right Ok
You: How'd you find this site?
Stranger: fun idea though
Stranger: a friend linked me
You: Ahh right, i found it through a site called Facepunch Studios
Stranger: what's that
Stranger: a forum?
You: Some site where folk post videos and talk about stuff
You: You should check it out and sign up
You: forums.facepunchstudios.com
Stranger: I'll check it out, but I prefer genmay.com for my needs
You: What's that?
You: I went on Facepunch and everyone's posting the convos they have on here
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You: Right, i'm gunna go
You: Maybe i'll see you again on here
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Converting people is fun.
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You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: what are your life goals
Stranger: talking to u
You: interesting
Stranger: u want to be my husbant
Stranger: lol
You: do you want to know my life goals
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: tell me all about it
Stranger: I like to know
You: well firstly i shall kill all of africas population
You: then after that i shall kick obama square in the nuts
You: i shall then take over a small country
You: make nukes and destroy all the infidels allah be praised
You: lol
You: only joking
You: bye now
Stranger: ok u r fucking sick
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Stranger: cba
You: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: cba
Stranger: ffs
Stranger: not trolling anymore
You: Awe.
Stranger: this is boring
You: Aw*
Stranger: you're boring
Stranger: fuck off
Stranger: ARGH
You: BALLS
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You: dfsfsdf
You: GRAAAGH
You: FACEPUNCH
Stranger: IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
Stranger: FUCK THIS WORLD
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: YEAH
You: FUCK YOU
You: DIE
Stranger: IM FUCKING GONNA SHIT IN YOUR NECK WHEN IM DEAD
Stranger: SOMEHOW
Stranger: YOU ASSHOLE
You: THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: never thought of that
You: Me neither.
Stranger: well guess that settles things
Stranger: im sorry man
You: Yeah.
You: I'm crying.
Stranger: i love you :'(
Stranger: lets go back to how it used to be
You: I love you too.
Stranger: back in the day
You: Ok.
You: When the children would play in the street.
You: and we would run over them like bowling pins.
Stranger: i remember those days
Stranger: and now, ladies and gentlemen
Stranger: mr. rick astley
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You: I love you.
Stranger: I love you too, Stranger :)
Stranger: THE END
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I love this so much.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: ur hungry
You: ?
Stranger: yes you too?
You: eating hamburger
Stranger: good im bread :D
You: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/food
Stranger: were you are come from???
You: norway
Stranger: good site
Stranger: ok
You: www.brazzers.com
Stranger: i can the site :D
You: member?
Stranger: www.youporn.com
Stranger: no
Stranger: you?
You: ye
You: M/F?
Stranger: or www.redtube.com is free and good
Stranger: m and you?
You: M
You: im gay
You: i want sex
You: my dong is 20cm long
You: i will drill ur ass!!!!!!!!
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You: hello
Stranger: aj! hello
You: want free porn?
Stranger: no
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[quote]You: Sometimes... I fall down..
Stranger: not everyone hates america
You: and i cry in front of my mirror..
Stranger: I guess you're a Tori Amos fan of some sort
You: Who is tori amos?
Stranger: an alien
You: oh. no, i don't know any aliens.
You: oh except for my grand father
Stranger: I wish I did though
You: what if you are?
Stranger: I would have some sort of superpowers then. like, not feeling the need to shit
Stranger: and to be invisible and fly
Stranger: whats ur superpower?
You: You want to have the power to not feel the need to shit???
Stranger: yeah!
Stranger: i know thats beyond your little imagination
You: My super powers consist of combining me and my friends captain planet rings and running around the neighborhood
Stranger: but thats very practical
Stranger: hardcore
Stranger: and then what dyou do?
You: we normally have a circle jerk around back of jimmys house[/quote]
haha
owned
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You: yes
Stranger: i love you
You: I LUVVY U 2
Stranger: thanks
You: I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH
Stranger: shall we get married?
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Stranger: i cant tell what that is
You: : )
Stranger: ?
You: don't know?
Stranger: no cant make it out
You: i'll tell ya
You: [url]www.goatse.cx[/url]
Stranger: omg
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This was awesome. I swear, the minute I had posted the first rick roll, he posted the song.
[quote]
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You: IM SO SORRY
Stranger: why
You: because i didn't keep my promise
Stranger: what was that?
You: my promise of never...
You: letting...
You: you...
You: down!
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Stranger: We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
(Ooh) never gonna give, never gonna give (give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
You: MY GOD EPIC
Stranger: HA HA HA HA HA .... double rickroll
You: HOLY FUCK
You: THIS IS GOING ON FP!
You: WE POSTED AT THE SAME DAMN TIME[/quote]
[quote]
You: GREETINGS EARTHLING! I COME FROM A PLANET CALLED FACEPUNCH
Stranger: OMG REALLY? ME TOO
You: rlly?
Stranger: ARE YOU THE GUY SITTING OPPOSITE ME IN THE CAFé?
You: o_O
You: you noticed?!?
Stranger: DUDE!
You: DUDE!
Stranger: LETS GET COFFEE!
You: i love you
You: im going to cry
You: :,(
Stranger: i love you too <3
Stranger: DONT CRY BABY
You: BABY COME BACK
Stranger: my god i love this site
Stranger: hello?
Stranger: IS IT ME YOUR LOOKING FOR?
You: . . .
You: YOU LOVE THIS SITE?
You: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
Stranger: NO BABY
Stranger: ITS NOT LIKE THAT
You: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECCCCCCCCCCIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
you have disconnected from the conversation
[/quote]
[QUOTE=Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Garry?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: omg
Stranger: howd u know??
You: FUck man
Stranger: dood
You: It's been like 10 years
Stranger: hows it going??
You: Where you living in now?
Stranger: yeah, its been a long time
Stranger: alots happened man
Stranger: ive seen people die man
You: Yeah, I lost my house
You: I lost my wife
Stranger: i cant say, or theyll find me
You: My kid got raped, they took her away
Stranger: sherry?
Stranger: you lost sherry?
You: Sherry yep
You: :(
Stranger: but she was so sexy
You: I know
Stranger: listen
You: Such a good ass
Stranger: i have to confess
Stranger: i killed her
You: HOW
Stranger: and raped ur kids
You: COULD
You: YOU
Stranger: :)
You: I THOUGHT WE WERE TIGHT
You: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Stranger: so was ur kids anus
Stranger: :D
You: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND YOU
You: I'll forgive you
You: Marry you
Stranger: mwahhahahaaa
You: We'll have 3 kids
You: Then die of AIDS
Stranger: :O really?
You: YES
Stranger: :O
You: :D
Stranger: i love oyu man
Stranger: listen
You: I love you Garry
Stranger: you might not be the right one
Stranger: it might not be the right time
You: But
You: But
Stranger: but theres something about us anyway
You: It's the perfect time!
Stranger: lets cyber...
You: Let's
You: Fuckkkkkk Garry I'm hard
Stranger: i strip my shirt off
You: Shit
Stranger: and defocate on you
You: I drop my pants
You: AHHH
You: Good
You: I piss in your nostrils
Stranger: and rub around in the defication
Stranger: its good.
You: Like that?
You: Mmmm
Stranger: mmmhmm
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i came
Stranger: thanks
You: Not before me
Stranger: peace
You: :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.]Lovely.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=M4XW3LL]Stranger: heyyy
You: /b/?
You: y/n???
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 4chan
You: HOLY FUCK
Stranger: touch my penis
Stranger: please
You: one word at a time story GO
Stranger: its limp
Stranger: k
Stranger: YOU GO
You: I
Stranger: sucked
You: your
Stranger: ear
You: with
Stranger: my
You: wet
Stranger: shitty
You: cumfilled
Stranger: asshole
You: bucket
Stranger: fish
You: W1n!!!
Stranger: !!!!!!
You: U is T3h l33t!
Stranger: 5v5 pug
Stranger: now
Stranger: join my server
Stranger: 8/10
Stranger: esea
You: LEEEEROYYYY JENKINNNS[/QUOTE]
Somewhat hilarious.
[QUOTE=Ohforf;14437332]*realistic conversation*[/QUOTE]
I have a Commodore 64 btw. Awesome thing. I've got a disk drive with it and a bunch of programs, old manuals, and logo. You want it?
Stranger: You are M or W?
You: inbeetweeen son
Stranger: ou
Stranger: T?
You: YES
You: pussy and DICK
You: TO THE EXTREMEM
Stranger: my god
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 17.f.brasil
Stranger: and you?
You: 8/t/america
You: the t stands for thomas
You: thomas the tank engine
[quote=stranger]You: hey
Stranger: the new wolverine movie sucks
You: I haven't seen it
You: Let's play one word at a time story
Stranger: just letting ya know
Stranger: okay
Stranger: is this a chick?
You: You start
You: I'm both
Stranger: weird
You: Thanks
You: Now start
Stranger: Stacy
You: ate
Stranger: shoes
You: then
Stranger: shit
You: out
Stranger: shoelaces
You: which
Stranger: contained
You: salmonella
Stranger: which
You: caused
Stranger: her
You: to
Stranger: vomit
You: up
Stranger: more
You: dicks
Stranger: dicks?
You: dicks.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
No one wants to cyber with me :(
Oh god lol.
[quote]You: Sure.
You: You feel ashamed when you fall asleep and she's sitting there, unsatisfied again
You: Take me.
You: Violate me.
Stranger: ok
You: Okay.
You: I'll be Obama and you'll be my daughter.
You: I come to tuck you in, slowly undressing you as you fall asleep during "Green Eggs and Ham"
Stranger: well its time for you to turn your computer off now and find something easier to do
You: You jerk away, confused, but I tell you it's okay. Daddy will treat you well.
Stranger: bye new friend
You: I thrust my gigantic cock into your small child mouth.
You: Breaking your jaw in the process.
You: You begin crying as I penetrate the back of your throat, making you vomit all over my hard black cock.
Stranger: if you ever wanna actually call and say that stuff 1-925-890-9400
Stranger: but for now i must leave you ok
You: I then pull out, and stick it right in your tiny little pussy.
You: Ripping it open like a fucking pinata.
Stranger: will you call
Stranger: please do
You: You bleed everywhere, tears streaming down your face as I pump furiously.
Stranger: 1-925-890-9400 ok
Stranger: yes???
Stranger: call me
You: I pick up the pickaxe from beside the bed and impale your flat chest with it, sticking you to the bed.
You: You jerk in pain and stiffen up, still.
You: Dead.
Stranger: 1-925-890-9400
1-925-890-9400
1-925-890-9400
You: I finish up and then fuck the hole I'd just bashed in your chest.
Stranger: CALL ME ON 1-925-890-9400
CALL ME ON 1-925-890-9400
You: I walk out, bloody cocked, to fuck your mommy and make a new you.
<Your conversational partner has disconnected.>[/quote]
[QUOTE=Boyblunder;14442780]Oh god lol.[/QUOTE]
Oh my god what did I just read
[quote]Stranger: four year strong or set your goals?
You: Bum?
You: I set my years for strong goals
Stranger: oh
Stranger: clever you are
You: did i just create...
You: a..
You: PARADOX?!?!!?[/quote]
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