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[quote]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: Juliana de goiania?
You: What?
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You: Hey.
Stranger: HI
You: How's it going?
Stranger: ALLLLLRIIIIITE
You: Oh man, you can't spell.
You: Get out.
Stranger: BI :(
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Oh god.
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Stranger: hello
You: poop
Stranger: where does that come from
You: me
Stranger: would you poop in my butt?
Stranger: back and forth....
You: sure
Stranger: ))<>((
Stranger: for how long?
You: heres a big one coming
You: open wide
Stranger: wait i see it
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You: oh no!
You: NO
You: ITS ON THE FLOOR
You: YOU FOOLED ME
You: but...
You: its not april fools...
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Stranger: yoooooooooooooooooooo
You: Connecting to server...
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You: okay Omegel
You: wassup brah?
Stranger: notmuch bro, you
You: not much
Stranger: Enjoyin the weather ya'know
You: true
You: I'm underwater
Stranger: fuckin rusians and there underwater boats.
You: North Koreans, actually
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Stranger: cake?
You: THE CAKE IS A SPY
Stranger: OH NOES
You: you play team fortress 2
You: ?
Stranger: Yeah
Stranger: When I'm bored
You: awesomez
You: im browsing facepunch =p
You: and dling a tf2 mod
Stranger: wich one?
Stranger: O:
You: a skin lol
You: los tlink tho lol closed page
Stranger: Whats your favourite 'class' in tf2?
You: umm i like medic
Stranger: really?
Stranger: I hardly ever see anyone who likes playing medic
You: i know hey whats ur steam id so i cna add ya
You: liek ur login name makes it easier
You: so i can add ya
Stranger: ***** is my steam id
You: added
You: as rotanixel
Stranger: alright, I'll check in later
You: anyway cyas l8r
Stranger: cya[/quote]
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What the hell.
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Stranger: hi
You: This conversation has just lost all of its appeal.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Most people are retards there probably a lot of them come from here.
I found one guy I talked to for 40 minutes or so.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: From?
You: Sweden
Stranger: oh
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... :/
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;14446866]I found one guy I talked to for 40 minutes or so.[/QUOTE]
Yeah same, found an Aussie whom I discussed the environment with. Was pretty cool
If you keep searching, you can actually find some quite interesting people.
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You: hai
Stranger: hi
You: like science?
Stranger: does it involve huge cocks?
You: no
Stranger: then no
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epic win here [quote]You: Alex
Stranger: I`m Regina:)
You: nice name
You: ashame ill never talk tp ya again
You: ya aint it
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[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there :)
Stranger: uh, hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: pretty good, is this actually a person?
You: Yeah ;D
You: You thought this was a bot? xD
You: Wow...
Stranger: ok this is weird
You: Why?
Stranger: i'm terrified of people, so this is just weird for me
You: Oh, okay
You: Are you from Facepunch?
Stranger: ?
You: Okay, never mind
You: Why are you terrified of people?
Stranger: they always let me down
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You: Never gonna let you down
You: ?
You: :)
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Stranger: whats bernaise sauce?
You: Type it in Google search ;P
You: Since you don't trust me, I can't give you a link
You: It's made of eggs, and other stuff
Stranger: ur kind of a jerk
Stranger: just write what it is
You: Why? :O
You: oh
You: Don't call me a jerk. That hurt :(
Stranger: dont be condescending to me, that hurt too
You: Wow
Stranger: i know, right? now you see what i mean?!
You: Not really
You: I'm blind
Stranger: . so how do u read the screen?
You: I don't
You: I listen
Stranger: i dont get it
Stranger: u listen to the screen?
You: Yes. You DO get it!
Stranger: theres no sound
You: Oh yeah?
Stranger: mine doesnt have sound
You: Well, maybe mine reads for what you type for me!
Stranger: for real!?
You: Yeah, for real
Stranger: what kind of computer? i dont think mind does that
You: It's a special software, blind people get for free. it's cool
Stranger: so ur really blind?
You: Yes I am
Stranger: sorry about saying "see what i mean" before, i didnt know
Stranger: hope youre not upset
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I love this guy :)
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You: Mormon Jesus
You: Took these wives,at least three
wives,produced at least
a million Israelites
You: Mormons follow Mormon Jesus
Stranger: but how did you know?
You: the Israelites
Stranger: I HAD A MOUSE.
You: Mormon..
You: Jesus..
You: OHHOHOHOHOOHHOHOHOOOHOHOH
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTlz3FA-Rjg[/url] Listen to the song of our people.
Stranger: What people?
You: Mormons
You: Who believe in Mormon Jesus
You: And endless sex and his wives
You: Mormon Jesus
Stranger: I LOVE THE SONG
Stranger: Thanks for enlightening me
You: No problem, Brother.
You: Now I must leave to have sex with my family and produce moar mormons
You: To worship Mormon Jesus[/quote]
Mormon Jesus.
Lol
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Stranger: The Game
You: Which?
Stranger: the one
You: ?
Stranger: you know
Stranger: its thegame
You: what game?
Stranger: that one
You: wait
Stranger: ive been waiting
You: they made game about this? [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mopkn0lPzM8[/url]
You: Like beating McCain in face?
Stranger: owat
Stranger: no
You: so which game?
Stranger: that one
You: [url]http://rlv.zcache.com/that_one_08_button-p145185151362715946t5sj_400.jpg[/url] ?
Stranger: yes
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[QUOTE=me and some guys;14435159][code]Connecting to server...
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You: I'm on a fapping marathon
You: Like in the movie Crank
You: I took this pill
You: and now if I stop fapping
You: the last guy i talked to is gonna kill me
You: HELP ME OUT
Stranger: same!!!
You: I LIVE IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN
You: SAVE ME
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: he sed sumat bout war llol
You: ITS YOU
Stranger: lmao
You: THE GUY SITTING NEXT TO ME
You: YEAH THIS SURE DOES SUCK
Stranger: haha
You: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEAS ON HOW TO GET PAST HIM?
You: Shit, he's looking
You: I better whisper
You: ......how might we... overcome... this... problem?
Stranger: omg ure funny
You: LOL MRITE
You: But seriously....
You: umm...
You: He's not looking
Stranger: where u from
Stranger: ok
You: but he has eyes on his ass
Stranger: gd
You: Cuz he's naked
You: Good day?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN
You: WE'RE FUCKING TRAPPED AND STARK NAKED YOU DUMBASS
Stranger: pardon?
You: what's gd?
You: Okay
You: We can't use any vowels
You: that way he an't read it
You: ths gy s gnna bttfck s rll hrd
You: wht shld w d?
Stranger: i dno i really dnt
Stranger: ill call 999
You: i thnk w shld rp hs ass
You: WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT DO
You: WERE IN CHINA NOW REMEMBER?!?
Stranger: i love you
You: ME too
You: G2g.[/code][/QUOTE]
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You: Hey
Stranger: hello
Stranger: country?
You: Ro
You: Thats romania
You: You stranger...
Stranger: you too ;)
You: my mom told me not to talk with strangers. D:
Stranger: i'm from Poland
Stranger: lol
You: hehe
You: I am coming from facepunch
You: :P
Stranger: i'm from darkwarez.pl
You: lol
Stranger: yep
You: Cool too bad i can't understand poland lol
Stranger: Na prawdę nie rozumiesz po polsku? :P
You: ...
You: AWWWWWW
Stranger: lol
You: Grrr
You: sa sti ca nu am inteles nimic ma...
You: :)
Stranger: oooo yes :P Ty też masz ładne buty xD
You: Ce mama dreq? Vrei muie?
You: LoL
Stranger: tak, rozumiem Cię cholernie dokładnie :P
You: Oooo sa ma cac ca e naspa... :(
You: Ok...
You: va te faire enculer
Stranger: google translate is youre friend ;] fuck
You: lol
You: Really?
You: Damn it bastard. D:
Stranger: blowjob? wtf? you're gay? xD i'm a MAN.... damnt
You: lol
You: This google translate is retarded..
You: Or you typed what I see..
Stranger: google translate is screwd xD
You: Na prawdę nie rozumiesz po polsku = Really do not understand in English
You: D:
You: Ty też masz ładne buty = You also have nice shoes
You: Wtf?
Stranger: "po polsku" = "in polish"
Stranger: hehe xD
You: ...
Stranger: well.... i'm not normal xD
You: Ohh yea btw "muie".... Its "dick"
You: D;
Stranger: and "vrei" ?
You: want?
Stranger: "dick" is "kutas" or "chuj" :P
You: want dick? D:<
You: lol
Stranger: want kick? xD
You: lol
You: Kick? D:
Stranger: not all polish mans it so screwd xD
You: Ahhhhh uite ce mesaj super secret...
Stranger: "kick" = "kopniak"
You: Mah..
Stranger: it was nice to meet you ;) bb
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I didn't knowed about google translate by now rofl!
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Stranger: hi
You: I am the last person you talked with
You: And I am going to kill you
You: D:<
You: LoL
Stranger: F
Stranger: A
Stranger: I
Stranger: L
You: k
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Lol... That was a funny one.
[lua]Stranger: gummi bears
Stranger: bouncing here and there and everywhere
You: ....
You: Teh fuck you on about?
Stranger: gummi bears
Stranger: that show was totally epic
You: Err what.
You: wait
Stranger: you wouldnt know if you were born in the 90s though
You: are you from facepunch?
You: DHURR
Stranger: no, whats that?
You: Its what i will do to you once this address tracker finished
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Haha, got him there.
He disconnected straight after
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You: ok lets play one word at a time game shall we?
Stranger: what's that game
Stranger: ?
You: I say one word
You: then u say the next
Stranger: ok
You: and we keep on going till we have a sentance
You: you start.
Stranger: I
You: Grow
Stranger: up
You: 'shrooms
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: are you from facepunch?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I am from muro
You: Oh
You: where the f-uck is that?
You: by Fuck i mean firetruck.
Stranger: in europe
You: wehre in europe?
Stranger: finland
You: Saatans perkele
You: anyways
You: fuck you mr.niggercock
Stranger: yay
[/lua]
Last one is a friend who sent me :P just thought id post.
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Stranger: CORINTHIANS
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: Im FEELING GREEEEEEATTT THERE GONNA TASTE GREAT THERE GONNA TASTE GREAT!! FROSTIES MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: YEAHHHH FUCKKK!
You: ARE YOU from fp
Stranger: what is the meaning of fp!?
You: YOUR a Sranger!!! police say don;t talk to strangers
You: :/
Stranger: =(
Stranger: droga
You: droga?
Stranger: não quero mais falar com vc
You: Holy shit your a dirty mexican Gtfo
Stranger: brazilian
You: DRug pusher?
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rofl
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You: I was waiting for you...
You: What is it?
You: Hmmm really interesing...
Stranger: NO WAITING
You: yea...
You: I understand
Stranger: HUMMMMMM
You: Absolutely nothink...
You: Hurr...
You: Wait
You: Your not that guy
You: He sayed I am gonna meet him here
You: In this chat...
Stranger: do you have a vagina?
You: In my closet
You: Wat you wanna eat one?
Stranger: HMM
Stranger: YES
You: Mah just 599.99$
You: Ops... Out of stock sorry...
You: D:
Stranger: No. I like penis
You: ...
You: Hey wanna know somethink?
You: Suck a sheeps cock and cum out of your ass. D:
You: Cmon disconnect lol.[/code]
Maybe I will have more luck next time and chat with a retard.. Like the one with gummi bears... D:
LoL
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi?
You: Are you gonna say somethink like "gummi bears "?
You: And "bouncing here and there and everywhere "
You: ...
Stranger: lolocaust
You: lol
You: that was a funny guy
You: too bad I just killed him.
You: I knew I did that because he stoped talking.
You: D:
You: ohhh god another victim...
You: I am sorry for killing you.
Stranger: You are amazing !
You: No I am not..
You: I am a bouncebag
Stranger: You killed me but I still writing!
You: lol
Stranger: wow
You: World Of Warcraft?
You: whats with it? 0_O
Stranger: World of Shitcraft
You: Cool
You: You made a sword out of a piece of shit
You: That's amazing...
Stranger: I'm out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Lol your not
Stranger: yes!
You: Cause I am going to rape you.
You: Mother faka!
Stranger: I hope you're girl ohahahaha
You: My red name looks like crap ...
You: No I am not lol.
Stranger: It's so pity!
Stranger: fuck!
You: ...
You: Fuck you too lol!
You: :D
Stranger: thanks
You: No problem.
You: Hope you will enjoy.
You: -LoL-
Stranger: lol2
You: I am such a bastard. D:<
Stranger: by the way I hate german people!
You: Hmmm
Stranger: yes you are
You: Why do I care?
You: I am german btw
Stranger: hahahaha
You: bah..
You: Psst... I am going to hack your PC
Stranger: so write some in german
You: lol
You: k
Stranger: I have firefuckwall!
You:Sehen Sie sich diese
You: :P
You: But I type beter romanian.
You: lol
Stranger: what deos it mean ?
You: fuck you
You: LoL Actually...
You: Look at this
Stranger: Ich habe grabki Ich bin ogrodnik
You: I used google translate
You: ....
You: "I have grabki I am ogrodnik" ? 0_o
You: Wtf is that lol?
Stranger: It was in polish
Stranger: lol
You: ohhh.
You:Ich habe Ich bin gardener rakes... WTF?
Stranger: I have rake and I am gardener
You: Fuck you google translate
You: Ahhh
You: Hey you know what?
Stranger: no, i don't know
You: Suck a sheeps cock and cum out of your ass! (Imagine that)
You: lol
You: You need translation for that?
Stranger: I imagined that
Stranger: so what ?!
You: ...
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Gummi bears you did your job! D:
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
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You: Hello
Stranger: Hi!
You: Why re you here?
You: *are
Stranger: because of Heathus Christ!
You: Will he save us all?
Stranger: of course!
You: Even murderers?
Stranger: uh
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[quote]
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You: one word game, let's go.
You: What
Stranger: balance
You: is
Stranger: fucking
You: this
Stranger: life
You: that
Stranger: is
You: screwing
Stranger: my
You: monitort
Stranger: gravity
You: which
Stranger: hell
You: does
Stranger: not
You: understand
Stranger: ever
You: because
Stranger: it
You: was
Stranger: made
You: before
Stranger: i
You: could
Stranger: even
You: do
Stranger: anything
You: to
Stranger: anyone
You: that
Stranger: centered
You: around
Stranger: myself
You: and
Stranger: my
You: mouse
Stranger: and
You: more
Stranger: and
You: eventually
Stranger: you
Stranger: 'll
You: gonna
Stranger: get
You: wasted
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lolwat?
[QUOTE]
Stranger: WRONGFACE
You: RIGHTFACE
Stranger: MUSER?
You: PIE?
Stranger: MUSER?
You: PIE?!
Stranger: DO YOU LIKE MUSE?
You: DO YOU LIKE PIE?
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This is officially my new favorite website. I'm bad at fake cybering tho
Guys, pretend to be a girl. It's funny how people talk differently to girls.
^this is true
[QUOTE]You: Hi.
Stranger: Please be normal.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Yeah. I'm a middle aged girl.
You: I'm normal.
Stranger: Heh. Good so far.
You: I like dicks.
Stranger: As in penis' or just dickhead boys?
You: Penis.
Stranger: Sweet. Me too.
You: I even love my dick.
Stranger: Well I can't vouch for that one yet.
Stranger: Anyway, you can be a girl with a dick. I don't discriminate.
Stranger: It's all good.
Stranger: I just probably wouldn't fuck you.
Stranger: No offense.
You: Why not?
You: I'm not a monster!!
Stranger: Oh but you are.
You: *Cries*
Stranger: Aww don't cry.
Stranger: I'm sure someone will love you, someday. [/QUOTE]
This is fun.
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You: I like dicks
Stranger: you do
You: You do too?
Stranger: no but you like my dick too
You: Maybe
You: your gonna show it?
Stranger: i think you like. no i cant i dont have a cm
Stranger: cam
You: I came
You: hey you know what
Stranger: what
You: lol
You: I just folled you smartass
You: :D
Stranger: yup
You: ...
Stranger: you do :D
You: I am not a girl
Stranger: what u r
You: ...
You: A SPAM BOTTT!!!!
You: lol
Stranger: cool
You: really?
Stranger: yea
You: Hmmm your a strange guy
Stranger: im talking to a macine
You: Yea.
You: And machines says...
You: gummi bears from gummi land are bouncing here and there and everywhere
Stranger: yeah its funny
You: lol
You: Don't tell my bro I sayed gummi bears from gummi land are bouncing here and there and everywhere
Stranger: this is strange discussion
You: Yea
Stranger: you like bubbles
You: Mah?
You: *SYSTEM ERROR*
You: *POOOFFF*
Stranger: pretty bubbles in the air and so on
You: lol
You: You are a funny guy you know that
Stranger: yup
Stranger: where are you from
You: hmmm
You: gummi land
You: bouncing here and there and everywhere
You: really...
Stranger: your ass is bouncing
Stranger: i think
You: yea
You: lol
You: I got a ideea
Stranger: rly
You: How about you go and....
Stranger: say it
You: Suck a sheeps cock and cum out of your ass?
You: lol
You: A idiot used to say that
You: So I am a idiot for sayng it lol
Stranger: lul
You: Yea
You: Hmmm
You: Where did I put it...
You: It was around...
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You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
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LoL
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Stranger: HAI
You: hi?
Stranger: hi!
You: HI!
You: your not that penis taking guy are you?
Stranger: hey!!!
Stranger: no, ew
You: pew
You: phew
Stranger: WHY
You: so uhhh how are you?
Stranger: FINE AND YOU
You: I HAD ONE OF THEM BUT THE WHEEL FELL OFF
Stranger: WUT
You: YEAH OK I WILL DO THAT toMORRO
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: ARE YOU CR@ZY
You: hey
You: heeeyyy
You: psssttt
You: wanna know a secreat?
Stranger: WOOOOOo
Stranger: YES
You: i
You: liek
You: mudkips
You: penis!!!
Stranger: OMG!
You: You agree too?
Stranger: THATS SO UNCOMMON!
Stranger: I HAVE A PENIS
You: Are you a mudKIP!!!
Stranger: I DONT KNOW THE MEANING OF MUDKIP
Stranger: IM BRAZILIAN OK
You: HOlY shit your a drug pusher are you not?
Stranger: :O
Stranger: NO!!
You: DUDE
Stranger: NOT ALL BRAZILIANS ARE CRACKED OKAY
You: ok man
You: i think you are a man you said you had a penis
You: but anyway
Stranger: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT
Stranger: drug pusher WTF
You: this site told me
Stranger: WHATS THE MEANING OF DRUG PUSHER?
Stranger: I DONT USE DRUGS!
You: [url]http://www.hulver.com/[/url]
Stranger: WTF
You: hmm?
You: whats so WTF???
Stranger: HI!
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
You: NO what is making you go WTF
Stranger: YOU SAY CRAZY THINGS
Stranger: SO CR@@ZY
You: trust me go on this site it tells you everything
You: [url]http://www.hulver.com/[/url]
You: i think i got the drug pushing thing from jamaca!
Stranger: I WENT
You: how was it?
Stranger: JAMAICA = DRUGS11
Stranger: BOB MARLEY
You: D:
You: no way
Stranger: ALALALLAALAL
Stranger: YOU LIVE IN JAMAICA?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You have disconnected.
well i got bored of talking to some crazy brazilian
new:
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Stranger: Hi
You: one word game GO!
You: you
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: crazy
You: you fucking ruined itr
You: your a buster
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failed D:
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double fail D:
this is great fun im addicted
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Stranger: hi
You: hi?
Stranger: hola
You: nooo
Stranger: ciao
Stranger: olá
You: NOT another one!!!
Stranger: what?
You: FUCK YoU You DIRTY MEXICAN
Stranger: no
Stranger: not mexican
Stranger: im from usa
Stranger: you?
You: united awesome
You: pikey land
Stranger: what do you do 4 life?
You: huh?
Stranger: work?
Stranger: study?
You: party!
Stranger: whats your name?
You: cindy
Stranger: im gent
You: gent?
Stranger: gent efresa
You: hmmm
Stranger: [url]www.gentefresa.com[/url]
Stranger: if you wanna see me
You: ok hold on...
Stranger: ok
You: HOLY SHIT
You: WTF IS THIS
Stranger: VIVA MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
gay people are good to mess with
Stranger: if ur a gay male respond
You: yes
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: country? age?
You: GOCHA you fucking faggot go die in a hole
I lost.
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stranger: Hi.
You: What
stranger: What what
you: What what what
stranger: Yea what
you: What where?
Stranger: Between my legs.
You: Who?
Stranger: You.
You: How?
Stranger: You know.
You: Hehe
stranger: At least i think you know
you: You know that i know that you know.
Stranger: You know..
Stranger: We're strangers to each other
stranger: But..
Stranger: We're no strangers to love
you: No
you: Noooooooooooooooooooooooo
you have disconnected.
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