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You: Facepunch
Stranger: OI
Stranger: NO
Stranger: UNCALLED FOR.
You: EAT MAI FUK
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Anyways.
More.
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You: EAT MAI FUCK
Stranger: What are you listening to?
You: /me cums into your mouth
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I then owned some asshole who though he knew something about physics.
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Stranger: hello
You: Hey there
Stranger: may I ask you a question?
You: sure
Stranger: If the speed of light is universally constant at 3 x 10^8 m/s, then how can the speed of light be less than 3 x 10^8 m/s when traveling through materials such as glass?
You: because materials such as glass are denser than open space, and the amount of atoms in that glass, though relatively few compared to the space inbetween them, force the light to slow down and go around them as is determined by the property of particles and probability
Stranger: but if lights speed is contanst how can the atoms slow down it's speed?
Stranger: I figured due to light colliding with the atoms, light would have to travel around them, increasing the distance traveled, therefore the perceived time
You: I just answered your fuckin question if you're going to copypaste question into chat know something about them before you go off getting yourself into physics you don't know
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Then I met a pedophile.
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Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeey
You: hey stranger
Stranger: how are you?
You: fine
Stranger: thats good. where are you from?
You: oregon
Stranger: thats cool.
You: you?
Stranger: Maryland.
Stranger: how old are you?
You: EAT SHIT AND DIE ASSHOLE[/quote]
This guy doesn't like chatbots.
[quote]You: Hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: I am advanced computer algorithim, J.E.N.K.E.M.
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You: niggers, ass cunt bitch fuck shit damn
Stranger: oi
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Rofl
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Cool this one guy pretended to be one of those shitty ai chat things and I broke him by telling him that he told me he had a mother and loved her.
I got the idea from star trek the episode where data has a daughter.
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You: Hey
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I feel unloved :(
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Stranger: Hello honey
stranger: <3
you: Facepunch
stranger: Oh
stranger: How sad
stranger: So
you: Wha?
Stranger: :(
you: What?
Stranger: I'm just trying to be nice[/quote]
wtf?
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Stranger: hi
You: Well hello there
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: same to you
You: You gots some braindawgs up yo ass for a hungry beggar?
You: STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!!
Stranger: i did nofing!
You: Nobody breaks the law on MY WATCH
You: im confiscating your stolen good
You: s
You: now pay the fine
You: or its off to jail
Stranger: i am innocent!
Stranger: i was framed!
You: srsly paya the fine of i am going to have to eat you alive
Stranger: what's the fine?
You: 10000000000 chinese moneys
Stranger: i am just a poor college student!
You: and ima mighty wizard living in a tower
Stranger: oh grand wizard! *falls to knees and bows*
You: Obey
You: me
You: I have 3
You: heads
You: ...
Stranger: what/
Stranger: i count one
You: 4chan
You: im stuck in the /b/
You: help me :(
Stranger: what can i do, sir?
You: i need... 3 mushrooms from the top of the vulcano, 1 mega super cancer sell
You: cell
You: and 46 balls
Stranger: how do i get to the volcano? i have a fear of fire, heights, and lava
You: you just have to avoid all of the furious nerds with lazers
You: take this magic shoe
You: it will help you on your jorney
Stranger: i'm scared
You: fear not
You: i am with you in your soul
You: forever
Stranger: ok
You: By the way, the magic pillar of virginity is eating us alive in 30 sec
You: we gotta hurry
Stranger: SHIT!
Stranger: i got the mushrooms. one got scorched
You: ok make sure you say heysnap every 3rd step you take
Stranger: the cancer cell is in this half eaten peanut butter jar
You: great
You: now i need
Stranger: and the 46 balls should be raining down in 5 seconds
You: horse sperm
Stranger: what about it
You: i need it
You: lots of it
Stranger: WHAT?!
You: im going to take a bath
You: but beware
Stranger: god, you're demanding
You: it is very tempting to eat it
You: but it is higly toxic
Stranger: let me go get my picture of a stegosaurus
Stranger: horses love stegosauruses
You: yeah
You: me 2
You: ill go get my picture of me and my sister in bed
You: then we can fap to it
You: together
You: for eternity
Stranger: mmmmm i'd love to be your sister
You: me2
You: my sister has 3 tits
You: and 5 vaginas
You: i bought her last year
You: from some guy on a donkey
Stranger: how much?
You: 2¤
Stranger: she's cheap
You: $
You: yeah
You: its awesome
You: the third tit doesnt produce milk
You: it makes dirtslug
Stranger: unfortunate
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My longest chat. This guy was pretty cool, he fetched some neat stuff for me
epic double post
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Stranger: hallo
You: lets see who gets an orgasm first
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: go
You: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmh
You: h
You: hmmmmmmmfff
You: fff
You: ah
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Anon is everywhere here
[quote]Stranger: Hi
You: hi
You: im going to post this
You: so say something funny pls
Stranger: flabber[/quote]
I tried.
It seems like everyone there is brazilian ...
[quote]You: Hey.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what's your name?
You: Lela
Stranger: from?
You: Germany
You: and you?
Stranger: Renan from Brasil
You: Cool. :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: What is your age?
You: 17. You?
(1 minute waiting for reply)
Stranger: 21
Stranger: you picture?
You: Nah. No pictures. I don't wanna get raped again.
(he disconnected)[/quote]
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You: Help me.
Stranger: what can I do for you?
You: You must say something funny.
Stranger: i don't know anything funny in english
You: What's your native language?
Stranger: finnish
Stranger: what's yours?
You: Danish.
You: Moi. :D
You: I know a lil' finnish.
Stranger: oukkei :D. do you think finnish is difficult language?
You: No. Not really.
You: Danish is a difficult language.
You: Haha.
Stranger: oukkei. danish might be difficult for me because i'm not even so good in swedish :D
You: :P
You: "Rød grød med fløde"
You: try to say that. It's VERY difficult to pronounce correct.
Stranger: :O
Stranger: oh dear :D
You: ^^
You: I know.
You: Do you have anything like "rød grød med fløde" in finnish?
Stranger: there is something. but i can't remember it just now
You: Minä juttelen tuntemattomalle Omeglessa
Stranger: that's true :D
You: I'm friggin awesome! :D
You: Finnish should be my third language instead of Deutsch.
Stranger: :)
Stranger: now i remember one word which is quite difficult to pronounce: olympialaiset. we usualy just say: "olumppialaiset" :D
You: What does it mean?
Stranger: it's olympics
You: :O
You: Can't you just Olympics? :P
You: say*
Stranger: no we can't :D
Stranger: we call it "olympialaiset" :D
You: Silly thing.
Stranger: that's true
You: I think in Danish we say..
You: "Omplyiade" or something like that.
You: Oh. I know this other sentence in finnish.
You: Olen erittäin cool ja tykkään omenista
Stranger: :D
You: It's something like.. I'm cool and I like apples.
Stranger: yes it is :)
You: Do you know anything in danish?
Stranger: no i don't, i'm afraid
Stranger: i hardly speak/write english and swedish :D
You: Well, you should know a couple now. "Omplyiade" and "Rød grød med fløde".
Stranger: oh yes :D
Stranger: i'm tired :/
You: Log off and go to bed. :)
Stranger: perhaps i should do that. it was very nice to talk with you :). you seem very nice person. good night! :)
You: Night to you aswell.
You: Nice to talk to you too.
You: :)
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Stranger: hii
You: Oh haii
You: Wazzup?!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The Middle East
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Pedo or Racist? You decide.
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You have just been rickrolled by veda from FOK.nl
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Which one of you did that? haha
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You: R u Jebus?
Stranger: no but im jesus
You: No no no
You: im looking for Jebus!
Stranger: i can be jebus if you want
You: Oh sup Jebus!
Stranger: thats my name dont wear it out
Stranger: wassuppp chick
You: :| Long time no vampire slaying huh?
Stranger: hmm nooo got some last night initt
Stranger: porn star vampires mann thatsthe way to go
You: O rly? I got one last nite too his name was Edward
Stranger: noo
Stranger: not from from twilight
Stranger: hes my lover
You: Thats right...
You: I Raped him....twice
You: and you know whats even worse
You: I took a blood deuche and spilled it all over him licking it off as a stabbed him with my frozen turd...
Stranger: you say anything about him and i will ripp your tits offf
Stranger: i'll stab you with a my meaty wang
You: Oh he loved the tit riping part :3
Stranger: cunt
You: Wang?
You: I killed wang too!
Stranger: penis
You: and ate his penis
Stranger: you did not killl my penis
Stranger: your fucking horse jmate
You: your next ;)
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^ What kind of conversation is that? :P
You: [url]http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/6891/88662672.jpg[/url]
Stranger: hi!
You: hello good chap
Stranger: lol
Stranger: is that u
You: yea
You: last year
Stranger: ya rite
You: school pictures
Stranger: she's damn hot
Stranger: bet u r sm guy
You: lol
You: hang on
Stranger: tryign to trick ppl
You: i have something for you
Stranger: ?
You: [url]http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1705951.ece[/url]
You: read please
You: tell me what you read
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: holy shit
Stranger: its a fricking trany
You: i nkow rite!
You: i fell for him too!
Stranger: wtf!
Stranger: ugh!
You: love ya babe
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hehehe
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You: Safe Bitch
Stranger: wtf
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Loool
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Stranger: a random stranger
Stranger: be gentle
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Stranger: asl?
You: sup
You: what does asl mean
Stranger: .............
Stranger: look it up
Stranger: dumbfuck
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Stranger: o hai
You: hi
You: *cough*
Stranger: do you think you can win the game?
You: perhaps
Stranger: oh yea?
You: yea
Stranger: what if the game is Tetris?
You: i'm quite good at tetris
Stranger: good I am horrible at tetris
You: good for you
Stranger: it's good to know if we're stuck in a room and we have to play tetris to save our lives that you will help us out
You: my set top box has tetris on it so if theres nothing on tv i play it
You: ...
Stranger: I suppose actually playing tetris would improve my skills
Stranger: sorry I had my eyes closed
You: its not hard to get used to
Stranger: I guess actually knowing how to play tetris would help too...
You: lol
Stranger: I just remembered that I do not know how to play tetris at all, I just try to match the colors
You: i wonder how someone came up with it
Stranger: I guess you do what you have to in an 8bit world
You: indeed
Stranger: I'm good a knitting though so if you ever need a knitted good
Stranger: ...I'm here for you
You: -_- sorry i'm only doing this for lulz
Stranger: no worries so am I
You: mmhmm
Stranger: needless to say you have made me crack up sir
You: i suppose that's a good thing
You: you too
Stranger: =3
You: k then...
Stranger: this has been beautiful
You: lol
You: >_>
Stranger: I will remember you always good at tetris anon
You: i will remember you always not good at tetris anon
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[quote]Stranger: A wild Pidgey has been spotted
You: Fuck too strong for me!
You: Abra I choose you!
You: TELEPORT
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Stranger: cybersex?
You: Good evening
You: Do you have a jew hat?
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I forgot to save it but awhile ago I had a really good convo with a guy about the 60's and music.
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Stranger: *seated*
You: You do know why I'm here, don't you?
Stranger: i have some idea...
Stranger: but god told me to...
You: That's good. But what you did is not, do you understand that much?
You: It wasn't god, it was the devil.
You: Hang on, I have to air guitar the Stairway to Heaven solo.
Stranger: lol
You: FFF, I missed the solo.
Stranger: sad =(
You: Anyway, touching little girls is bad...
You: You know that, right?
Stranger: aw
Stranger: i tought you were talking about i killed my mom
You: What? No, I could care less about your mother!
Stranger: but i did not touch little girls
You: That's not news, people don't care, but if you put child molesters on boy do you get ratings!
You: So for all intents and purposes, you did touch little girls, perhaps little boys too!
Stranger: i did not
Stranger: i hate kids
Stranger: want to stay faar away froom them
You: So you beat them and raped their tiny corpses.
Stranger: they're the devil
Stranger: ._.
You: You vile man!
Stranger: but i'm a woman ._.
You: Well...
You: That certaintely puts a wrench in the works... :/
You: Hm... Wanna hook up in the police van?
Stranger: i would be great
Stranger: :D
You: Okay, see you during the commercial break.
Stranger: :)
You: Bow chicka wow wow
Stranger: *aplauses in the back, i go out*
You: Annnnnnnnd..... Cut
You: *connection sizzles out*[/code]
Just had that one.
[quote]Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: from?
You: I have a message for you
You: From the future.[/quote]
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are yu
You: )
You: I have a message for you
You: From the future.
You: Are you ready to hear it?
You: There isn't much t-
You have disconnected.[/quote]
I'm too bored to do the real "message from future to myself in the past don't build that time machine" thing. Feel free to take it and use.
[code] Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: SUP BRO
You: nothin
Stranger: HOWS LIFE MANG
You: good good and you
Stranger: NOT BAD
Stranger: JUST ENJOYING THE FACT THAT I CAN PRETEND TO HAVE FRIENDS ON THIS SITE
Stranger: EVEN THOUGH I DONT KNOW YOU
You: I KNOW
Stranger: ITS KINDA LIKE I HAVE FRIENDS
Stranger: YOU KNOW
You: i feel ya man
Stranger: YOU FEEL ME?
Stranger: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Stranger: THIS IS THE INTERNET
You: WELL THIS IS THE GAME
Stranger: FUUUUCK
You: YOU HAVE LOST
Stranger: I JUST LOST HTE GAME
You: GOODBYE
Stranger: YOU SON OF A BITCH
another
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HI
Stranger: u ok ?
You: no i just lost the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code]
[code]You: Do you like fishsticks
Stranger: I sooooo
You: What
You: so what
You: SO WHAT
Stranger: I do
You: Oh
You: What are you a gay fish
You: A HOMOSEXUAL FISH
You: A FUCKING FAGGOT FISH
You: FUCK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Am I funny yet
[QUOTE]
You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: yuor name?
You: How are you?
You: Cody.
You: Yours?
Stranger: Ash
You: GOTTA CATCH EM ALL, BITCH.
You: GO OUT THERE AND DO SOME MORE TRAINING.
[/QUOTE]
Har har.
[quote]
You: Hello there
Stranger: how are you doing conor?
You: WHAT.
You: HOW DID YOU KNOW.
You: WHAT THE SHIT
You: HOW
You: GOD DAMMIT
Stranger: I'M PSYCIC
You: HOW
Stranger: I SPELLED THAT WRONG
You: LEARN TO SPELL, FAGGOT
Stranger: FUCK MY SHIT
You: PSYCHIC.
You: YES.
You: FUCK IT
You: FUCK IT LONG, HARD, AND GOOD.
Stranger: SUCK MY DIIIIICK
You: NO.
Stranger: YES
Stranger: NO
Stranger: W
You: BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT KURT COBAIN.
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: MY
You: LOL
You: SHIT TITS
Stranger: BUT I AM A BEAR
You: GOOD POINT
Stranger: SUGAR TITS
Stranger: EXACTLY
You: TIT CREAM.
Stranger: VAGINA CREAM
You: OH FUCK
You: JESUS LORD.
You: HAIR CREME
You: CREME PUFF
Stranger: NIPPLE CREAMS
You: D:
Stranger: JELLY DONUTS!!!
You: WHY
Stranger: BECAUSE THEY'RE HOT
You: CUSTARD DONUTS ARE BETTER.
Stranger: NO NEVER
Stranger: EW
You: YES ALWAYS
Stranger: IS THIS REAL LIFE?
You: SHUT YOUR ASS.
You: YES.
You: NO.
You: FUCK.
Stranger: SHIT
You: D:
Stranger: I AM TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT
You: SAME
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: WHAT THE JESUS'
Stranger: WHAT IS THIS
You: THIS, IS THAT.
You: WHAT THE DUCK.
Stranger: I HAD A BROTHER THAT DIED IN A BATHTUB
Stranger: I ACTUALLY HAD FIVE
You: WHAT THE JESUS
Stranger: IT'S TRUE
You: NICE.
Stranger: THEY WERE ALL NAMED PATRICK
You: WAS YOUR MOTHER HAVING SEXTUPLETS NATURALLY?
Stranger: NO. UNNATURALLY.
Stranger: THEY WERE DEMONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THROUGH HER NOSE?
You: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Stranger: YES
You: OH MY SHIT.
Stranger: THROUGH HER NOSE AND HER EYEBALLS!!
You: OH MY LORD
You: WHAT CAME OUT OF HER ASS.
Stranger: WHAT HO IS THIS DEMONRY
Stranger: YOUR MOM
You: D:
You: MY MOTHER
Stranger: YES
You: I'LL HAVE TO EXORCISE HER.
You: OH NO.
You: Z.
Stranger: THEN YOU CAME OUT OF MY MOMS ASS
You: WHAT THE JESUS
You: I SALUTE YOU
Stranger: YOU ARE SIMTANEOUSLY YOUR MOMS SISTER AND DAUGHTER
You: GOODBYE, MY GOOD SIR.
[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: heya
You: I'm watching porn.
You: On brazzers
Stranger: any good?
You: "The BIG Secret"
You: Very good
Stranger: i'll look out for it
You: k
You: Bye
Stranger: <3[/quote]