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Stranger: ...Wakes up in a strange chat room...
"Where the fuck am I?"
You: you are now in my game
You: my name is jigsaw
Stranger: Fuck! Where am I?
You: behind you there is a bed. under it you will find porn. 20 thousand gallons of water will flow through your room.
You: UNLESS
You: you masturbate
You: MUAHAHAHA
You: do you have the BALLS to do it?
Stranger: Are you a pedo? It's all kiddy porn!!!
You: MUAHAHAHA
You: do you have the heart?
You: little innocent children
You: you have 3 minute
Stranger: Did the kids suffer as you took those pictures?
You: no...they were actually midgets
Stranger: So all I have to do is masturbate to midgets before the 3 mins is up. Right?
You: it's 2 minutes now
You: MUAHAHAHAH
Stranger: *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*...Dammit! It's not working! Give me another minute extra!
You: 1 minute and 30 seconds....... no extra time for you
Stranger: Can't I have some other porn to fap to? :(
You: NO
You: that is the special part of my game
You: 1 minute left
You: can you fap before that time?
You: im pretty sure that guy from american pie can.
Stranger: I don't think so!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :'
Stranger: :'(
You: well then say goodbye to yourself.......no wait....say goodbye to me
You: no wait i mean....argh
You: i say goodbye to you
You: Goodbye
You: 15
You: 14
You: 13
You: 12
You: 11
You: 6
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
Stranger: NNNNOOOO!!!!!!
You: 2
You: 1
You: buh bye
You: SWIISHHHHHHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE=Dead_Raven;14656206]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: hi
Stranger: ASL?
You: 14/m/cali
Stranger: too young
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
wtf? im a man bitches!
Sorry for the bump, but this is a good thread
[code]Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What's your favorite movie?
Stranger: Listen to me
You: ok
Stranger: I am 2 hours into an acid trip
Stranger: and I know what you need to do
You: what do I need to do?
Stranger: Tell your family you love them
Stranger: everyday
You: ...ok
Stranger: and close your eyes
You: good idea
Stranger: and feel
Stranger: the gravity
Stranger: of stars
Stranger: and planets
You: ok
Stranger: pull on you
Stranger: your mass is nothing
Stranger: in the universe
Stranger: but everything
You: well I'll be sure to think about that
Stranger: within yourself
Stranger: My favorite movie
Stranger: is Apocalypse Now
Stranger: because our Apocalypse is now
Stranger: and our great war is now
You: 12/21/12
You: that's our apocalypse
Stranger: and you are nothing but a person through a computer filter
Stranger: a man
Stranger: of anonymity
Stranger: lost
You: yep
Stranger: in this cyber world
You: You're really just sitting alone
You: so am I
Stranger: I am with people
Stranger: My roommate is right next to me
You: I see
Stranger: he is eating a sandwich
You: well, my brother is next to me too, lol
You: near me
Stranger: A great sandwich
You: where are you, by the way?
Stranger: we have named it
Stranger: Billy
Stranger: I am on a rock
You: OMG NOOOOOOO DONT EAT BILLY
Stranger: floating through space
You: well, where on the rock?
Stranger: Humans call it
Stranger: Alabama
Stranger: But I call it
You: I'm from what we people call Oregon
Stranger: H.O.M.E.
Stranger: I have been to your lake
Stranger: your crater lake
Stranger: I took a photo of it
You: Well, I liev in a small town called Tualatin, close to SE Portland
You: never been to crater lake
Stranger: ah
Stranger: but it is in your state
Stranger: you should go to your state
Stranger: and then
Stranger: you should go to your state of mind
Stranger: You know I can taste you as much as I can hear you as much as I can feel you as much as I can read what you write
Stranger: get your brother
Stranger: tell him that you both came from the same womb
You: well, he's playing oblivion
Stranger: your life is oblivion
You: wow, you really are high
Stranger: You lived in the exact same place
Stranger: I am not high
Stranger: I am free
Stranger: A ROCK
Stranger: IN SPACE
Stranger: YOU ARE ON A ROCK
Stranger: IN SPACE
You: I think drugs are a way of connecting to the highest powers
Stranger: drugs are just chemicals in your brain
Stranger: I just did cocaine
Stranger: mere moments ago
Stranger: it is just a chemical
You: sure you did
Stranger: that goes into my brain
Stranger: and tells it how to feel
Stranger: which is GOOD
Stranger: GOOD
Stranger: LOVE
Stranger: PRIDE
Stranger: free yourself
You: Well I hope to experience those effects one day
Stranger: eat the apple
Stranger: eat the pear
Stranger: eat the orange
Stranger: but dont ever eat the banana
You: well, I just ate peaches
Stranger: it will double cross you
You: why not the banana?
Stranger: Georgia
Stranger: Georgia
Stranger: Georgia
Stranger: Georgia
You: I lived there for 5 years
Stranger: do you ever listen to the band Phish
You: nope
You: I don't listen to music really
You: Daft Punk a little bit
Stranger: I am about to change your life
You: ok cool
Stranger: listen to phish
Stranger: I mean listen
Stranger: with your soul
You: ok
Stranger: LISTEN
You: thanks
Stranger: and feel the essence of the musix
Stranger: it is love
Stranger: pure love
You: I guess that means I should listen to it while tripping out
Stranger: there is this song
Stranger: called Harry Hood
Stranger: off phish's album
Stranger: a live one
Stranger: LISTEN TO ME
Stranger: Find that album
You: ok
Stranger: and listen to that song
Stranger: SWEAR TO ME
Stranger: swear on your mothers life
Stranger: find that album
You: I swear that I will find that album
Stranger: and listen to that song
Stranger: all the way through
You: this it? http://isohunt.com/torrent_details/39787412/Phish+-+Harry+HOod?tab=summary
Stranger: in complete silence
Stranger: it has to be from the album A Live One
Stranger: listen to it
You: ok
Stranger: all of it
Stranger: with no distractions
Stranger: as loud as the music will go
Stranger: and there is peace there
Stranger: peace and hope
Stranger: and love
You: ok
Stranger: smell the music
Stranger: and reflect
Stranger: tomorrow you will be free
Stranger: You can feel good
Stranger: good about hood
You: ok, cool
Stranger: you want to know the worst thing about the west coast
You: what?
Stranger: No Chic-Fil-A
Stranger: and thats the cold truth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
I'm not sure what to say about this...
I wonder if this guy was really high.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YEah
You: You eeh
Stranger: WAS IT YOU LITTLE GIRL?
Stranger: who?
You: YES
You: I AM A LITTLE GIRL HAVE SEX WITH ME PLEASE
Stranger: DAAAAARGH
Stranger: UHHHHHHHNNNNN
Stranger: UNF UNF UNF
Stranger: ok done
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Lol pedo.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: NINJAHELLO
You: How ya doin?
Stranger: NINJAFINE
You: NINJAGOOD!
Stranger: So i herd you leik mudkipz
You: Yez
Stranger: NINJAGOOD
You: Guess wut
Stranger: I AM NINJA
Stranger: ARE YOU NINJA TOO?
You: YEZ
Stranger: NINJAGOOD
You: I THROW URL'S AT YOU
You: [url]http://airotonal.forumportal.org/board/[/url]
Stranger: NINJASTRANGER
Stranger: YOU ARE NINJASTUPID :<
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Overused meme >.<
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: female?
You: Hello, friend.
You: Yes
You: I am a female
Stranger: .....
You: I just ate your penis.
Stranger: really?....
You: Yes.
Stranger: .............
You: It tasted like chicken.
Stranger: ........
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This is even more awesome then "Anicechat.org" :D
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Dumbledores Gay!
Stranger: noo!
You: Spread the news!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hiii
You: Who are you?
Stranger: asl
You: 18/f/Sweden
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :D
Stranger: 18 m canada
Stranger: msn?
You: Jas
You: Du är lite konstig du
You: Jag har MSN :3
Stranger: ?
You: Swedish ftw :d
You: I just ate your dick. It tasted like chicken...
Oh, and you need a doctor.
Hmm...
Pedo...
GET A DOC
Stranger: :P
You: MEDIIIIC
You: I am a 13 year old male, nao gtfo mah internetz
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: whats ur a/s/l?
Stranger: 18 m sweden
You: 15/f/cal
Stranger: cal?
You: california :p ya dummy
Stranger: meh:)(
You: so whatcha doin?
Stranger: im chilln and you?
You: i'm wet :p
Stranger: and why is that? ;P
You: you?
You: becuz i'm horny :P
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: i got a boner
You: how long? <3
Stranger: hm 10 inc like
Stranger: havent mechur it :P
Stranger: or how u spell it
You: nice, id like that cocky of yours in my puss
Stranger: id like that too
You: measure ya dummy :p
Stranger: u be the dummy;)
You: wuld ya lik to taste my puss?
Stranger: ofc if ur not ugly ;P
You: it's so weet ;p
Stranger: or hairy :P
Stranger: i dont like hari
Stranger: hair
You: ive shaven it today ;p i dont lik hair
Stranger: awesome
You: so wat would ya like to do to me?
Stranger: hmm
You: thinking about you thinking about it makes me sooo wet
You: its all slippery
Stranger: 69?
You: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violations of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to Child Protective Services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Hmm a lot of swedish
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi :(
Stranger: What's wrong?
You: My last Chatpartner didn't eat this cookie I got here:
You: *Shows cookie*
You: Do you want it?
Stranger: *holds out hand for cookie*
Stranger: Prease?
You: *Gives cookie*
You: :3
Stranger: *chomp*
Stranger: Yummy. ^^
You: HAHA IT WAS POISONUS YOU WILL DIE IN 10 SECONDS!
Stranger: Yay!
You: 5
You: 4
You: 33
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: *croak*
You: MWOHAHAHA
Stranger: *rises*
You: OH GOD
Stranger: *slays you*
You: *Bleech*
You: *Rises*
You: *Slays you*
Stranger: I like you.
You: Yay :3
Stranger: *runs*
Stranger: Darnit.
Stranger: *rises*
You: NO WAIT YU FORGOT YOUR INTERNET COOKIES!
Stranger: *slays you again and burns the ashes*
Stranger: RISE FROM THAT.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
lolol
[quote]connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: 101
stranger: Hi
you: 101010101 :3
stranger: Same
stranger: L3
stranger: D:!
You: 11101000010100011110111
you: :d
stranger: D:<!
Stranger: :d
stranger: ^_____________________^
you: 11110101000001111101010101101
you: ^___________________________________________________________________^
stranger: 7? :o
you: :o
stranger: :d
you: 101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
stranger: D:
You: 10101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010101010
you: :o
stranger: The game.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
fffffffffuuuuuu...
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello!
You: HI!
You: Do you have a dick?
Stranger: no
You: I do
You: wanna share?
Stranger: dunno
You: It tastes delishious
Stranger: ...
You: You can have it with cream
You: if you want
Stranger: huh...
You: :D
Stranger: yup
You: I've lost my mommy.
You: Are you my mommy?
Stranger: no i'm not
You: Do you want to be my mommy?
Stranger: no thank u
You: Can I be your mommy?
Stranger: no thank u
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Lol, I scared him/her away.
Damnit, I only meet serious people! [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/mad.gif[/img]
Only serious.
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Stranger: Bang Bang!
You: /dies
You have disconnected.
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Funniest so far:
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: *fart*
You: can ya smell it?
Stranger: teehee
Stranger: yummy :D
You: :D
You: damn
Stranger: wut?
You: that was one awful fart.
Stranger: i know..
You: :D
Stranger: waiiiit....
Stranger: *fart*
You: oh god!
Stranger: be afraid >:D
You: *faaaart*
Stranger: :O
You: take that!
Stranger: neva! *FAAAAART*
You: oh god... cant breathe...
You: hang on
Stranger: eeexcellent... :]
You: *faaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAaaAAAaaAaaaAAAaaAAAArrrRRrrr*
Stranger: *choke*
Stranger: *cough*
You: Did I win?
Stranger: i think so... T_T
You: I'm the fart-king!
You: damn
Stranger: all hail the fart king!
Stranger: wut?
You: I made poopoo in my pants.
You: :C
Stranger: unlucky :(
You: meh
You: its okay
You: I'm gonna have my yearly shower in a few days anyway
Stranger: meh, should wear a nappy if you try again
You: Probably.
Stranger: yearly? dam you must be clean
Stranger: i have 1 per decade
You: wow
Stranger: i cant afford it anymore often
You: Too bad
You: you can always stand naked in the rain for a while
Stranger: rain burns me... i have sensitive skin >_<
You: ^^
Stranger: :3
You: >:3
Stranger: >:(
You: *FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART!*
You: *dies*
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Okay, this one isn't really funny, but I laughed so hard.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 45, M, Russia
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
I just had a serious chat.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: I don't trust strangers.
Stranger: neither do I
You: Good.
You: Then what are we doing here?
Stranger: That's an excellent question. I'm looking for idiots to laugh at, what about you?
You: Same here
You: I recently had a farting contest
Stranger: Oh
You: I think my opponent cheated..
You: -_-
Stranger: :( How nasty
You: But I won
Stranger: Congratulations!
You: by making a long text
You: and then I died
You: and left
Stranger: That's too bad
You: well, its okay
You: Ever heard of the site facepunch?
Stranger: No...
You: Ok
Stranger: Care to tell?
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url]
You: its a forum
You: found this place on it
Stranger: Oh
You: People had a lot of fun conversations
You: on it
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=14729413#post14729413[/url]
You: link to where i found this place
Stranger: Thank you
You: Ah well, I'll better get going
You: Bye!
Stranger: Bye and have a nice evening
You: You to.
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
You: hi
You: hello?
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 19/Yes Please/Preferably Mouth
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You: sex?
Stranger: yes.
You: cool
Stranger: m or f
You: omg my cat just jumped out window1
You: !
You: i think its dead
Stranger: YES~!
Stranger: A distraction
You: how could you say that about poor fluffy
Stranger: I put on my wizard hat and robe.
You: i pull them off and sniff your anus
You: it has small bits of shit clinging to it
You: i lick them up
You: mmm
Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnMDrv8Mx3E[/url]
You: indeeed
Stranger: interior crocodile alligator
Stranger: i drive a chevrolet movie theatre
You: i start having sex with my cat, which has been dead for several weeks
Stranger: you said it just jumped
Stranger: or is it a different one
You: its a different onw
You: i beat this one to death with a shoe
You: cos it looked a bit like my ex
You: dont you want to join e?
You: :(
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Stranger: hi
You: rick astley says hi
Stranger: the great rick master
Stranger: hi rick
You: rick astley says 'sup'
Stranger: hi
You: wana cyber
Stranger: are you female?
You: no
You: :D
Stranger: so I don't
Stranger: because I am male already
You: ah so ur lesbian
Stranger: no
Stranger: no
You: kk
You: im not interested in lesbians
You: well
Stranger: I am not interested in males
You: i know, i respect that you are a lesbian
Stranger: shut up
You: and i am not biased
Stranger: shut up
Stranger: stfu
You: hey, im being understanding and accepting here
You: you lesbians complain about prejudice then act like this when someone is being completely understanding and fair
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Hi
Stranger: asl?=P
Stranger: heyy
You: 500/M/UK
You: U?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Moar randomness:
Stranger: TITS OR GTFO
You: 1010001010100111001010
Stranger: LOLZORSHIFT11111!!@@@@@
You: 1010010100010
You: 01010
Stranger: R u A robot? LOLZ?
You: 01011100101010100
You: 101000
Stranger: I Cee
Stranger: 11010010101
You: facepunch ftw
You: lol
Stranger: 0101101
You: 101010101
You: 0101000
You: 11010
Stranger: 10101010
You: 100
Stranger: 0101
You: 101010
You: 101
Stranger: 101010
Stranger: 01010110
You: 101010110101
You: 2
Stranger: OWND!
You: SYSTEM ERROR
You: UNEXPECTED NUMBER
Stranger: SCREENSHOTTED LOLZ
You: SHUTTING DOWN
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: COMBO-BREAKER!
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: JK
Stranger: didn't count
You: lol
Stranger: you had a combo breaker
You: what
You: oh
You: 101
Stranger: 10010
You: lol = 101
Stranger: IC
You: i r 1337 haxx0r
You: lol
Stranger: 2 = FaILZ
You: 10101010
You: 2 = lol
Stranger: this conversation was epic
Stranger: copy pasted it on leet forum =LOLZE
You: and random
You: peace out bro
Stranger: peace
You: cya
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Stranger: hii person
You: hello is anyone here
Stranger: where r u from??
You: heeeeeeeeello?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whatt
Stranger: ??????
You: huh i thought i heard something
You: hello?
Stranger: O.o
You: pfft fucking afk people
Stranger: U R CRAZYY
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Stranger: are u a naughty girl?
You: yes
Stranger: how old?
Stranger: ;)
You: i love sticking fingers in my pussy
You: will rubbing my cock
Not suprised with so many people saying "That was me!' since half of FP goes to Omegle.
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Stranger: hi
You: HAI
Stranger: asl?
You: fuck yeah
Stranger: OH HAI!
You: YAWUTR
You: YAWUT
Stranger: i want lots of monies
You: I can provide >:D
Stranger: give me monies
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Stranger: d ick or not?
You: small only
Stranger: asl?
You: i think you're the same guy i just talked to.
You: You wanted lots of monies
You: i said i could provide
You: you left.
You: :emo:
Stranger: not me
You: yes u
You: Im cutting myself all over you.
Stranger: are you dick or not?
You: I hope you're fucking happy.
You: YES
You: BYE
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hi
You: you have just won a free nintedo wii please insert your full name email SSn mailing adress creditcard info and exparation date also your best freinds name
You: also pin
Stranger: &T?
Stranger: or 4 chan
Stranger: im not retarted
Stranger: im not falling for that
Stranger: pathetic attempt
Stranger: FAIL
You: facepunch OIFY chapter
Stranger: UR GAY
You: just doing my dutys to save the memes
Stranger: yah
Stranger: get a real job
Stranger: or try phishing
Stranger: u suck a scamming
You: im not
Stranger: Lol
Stranger: why would u need my credit info YOU DUMB MOTHER FUCKER
(note no links at all)
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: um
You: hi
Stranger: i'm a boy!!
You: i was forced to come here
Stranger: why??
You: .cuz
Stranger: cuz...why?
Stranger: by who?
You: my cuz
Stranger: oohh lol
Stranger: why do they want you here?
You: cuz
Stranger: ......
Stranger: why
Stranger: !!!
You: I DONT FUCKING KNOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE FUCKER