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…..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/-- Stranger: PEDO You: BEAR Stranger: repair it newfag You: Uno Momento Stranger: …….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; 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;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; 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You: rick roll'd* You: because your mom likes my cock so much in her dirty stinking ass Stranger: have a nice day. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
[noparse]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl? You: asl? Stranger: hmm? You: hmm? Stranger: age sex location You: age sex location Stranger: understand? Stranger: fuck you You: ;) Stranger: son of bitch You: bitch of son Stranger: you must from the fucking china You: fucking china you must be from Stranger: the fucking chinese pervert You: chinese pervert fucking the Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/noparse] Oh Lol
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi im a man You: What is LOVE? Stranger: baby dont hurt me You: Baby,don't Hurt me You: no more Stranger: thanks You: What is love? Stranger: ive got that in my head now You: np ;) You: Facepunch? You: 4Chan? Stranger: lol Stranger: m or f? You: My Name Is David Stranger: hi david You: I'm 5 Years old Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/emot-v.gif[/img]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey sexy You: Hello. Stranger: . You: Hi. Stranger: boy/girl? You: Boy. Stranger: nice. Stranger: age? You: Are you a male or female? Stranger: male i'm gay Stranger: hah no You: I'm 17 years old. Stranger: girl Stranger: i'm 16 Stranger: where you from? You: I live in Sweden you probably don't. Stranger: no i'm in holland Stranger: jeg elsker deg You: Then I'm correct. Stranger: yes You: That's more like norwegian. You: Jag älskar dig. Stranger: Haha oh oeps Stranger: haha oke :) You: I touch children. Stranger: weird hobby Stranger: i'm drinking tea You: I fist their pussies so hard that I rip them apart. Stranger: au Stranger: oke You: So they die of bloodloss. Stranger: Hmm nice to see You: I also like to eat dead people. Stranger: Mmmm me 2 Stranger: really Stranger: i love people You: I'd also like to have sex with your face. Stranger: My face! so thats special You: Yes. You: I also manufacture babies with my bare hands, how about you? Stranger: than you hit your penis at my nose? Stranger: How about me? uhm, i think our chat is really sexual. Stranger: but excited You: Yeah, so do I. I've had a boner for about 2 hours now, and it only got harder after starting this very sexual and intellectual conversation. You: I also feel excited, almost like I'm cumming in my pants. Stranger: Hahaha Stranger: your funny i think You: Am I? Haha, noone has ever told me that before. I've always been bullied for singing, because I sing opera. You: My name is also Andrew Johnston, and I moved to Sweden because they saw me as a freak in the UK. Here in Sweden I'm like everyone else, I'm even attractive here. Stranger: Oke nice Stranger: do you have a picture? You: Yes. You: [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/andrew%20johnston/bestpi/AndrewJohnston-OneVoice-Front.jpg[/url] You: I like that picture because it looks real. I don't look retarded. Stranger: yeah sure You: You don't believe me? You: Bitch, I gonna be all up yo ass so you'll be screaming for yo momma! Stranger: oke i scream You: [url]http://www.natedawson.com/g1/albums/2003-08-16-WaupacaWeekend/fiddyCent.jpg[/url] You: That's the real me! 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Stranger: ugly You: I'd rape you silly! Stranger: well this picture looks sexy Stranger: but sorry i don't believe you You: ok :C Stranger: but jag alskar dig You: no you don't You: bitch You: i will cut your face up with your mom! Stranger: yes i do Stranger: i love youuu You: FUCK OFF! You: i fucking hate you You: you made fun of me! You: just because i'm black! Stranger: yes You: racist! Stranger: i am black You: Vernichtung aller Juden in der Welt. Sie sollten vernichtet werden! Stranger: thats german Stranger: speak dutch You: no You: dutch is for fags You: doden alle joden Stranger: fags? You: ?? Stranger: haha Stranger: doe maar You: you like You: no Stranger: i like you Stranger: ho do you know that? You: Vernietigen van alle joden in de wereld. Zij moeten worden vernietigd, kunnen we niet leren ze om te leven! You: google translator You: helps me alot Stranger: hahah You: you like jews? Stranger: yes Stranger: no they are ugly You: good You: nobody likes jews You: mostly because they are jews Stranger: yes You: so have you ever killed one? Stranger: yes my rabbit You: was he a jew? you gased him or what? details! You: do you actually enjoy staying in this conversation? Stranger: Jeg liker deg veldig mye. du er deilig Stranger: I cut him at pieces Stranger: yes i do ±D Stranger: hahah You: and gased em? You: also i'm swedish , not from norway Stranger: oh shit You: when i was little i threw a knife at my brother because he was joking about being a jew You: it hit his face You: penetrated his gayass jew cheek You: he's actually a jew now Stranger: Jag gillar så mycket. Ni är underbara You: he's afraid to meet me You: are you trying to say i like you alot you are great or some shit? Stranger: oke bad for you You: because the translator fails You: no it's not bad for me Stranger: no youre hot You: ohh You: that's nice You: because in swedish it says i like alot. you are great Stranger: hahh You: you from facepunch? Stranger: whats facepunch? Stranger: synd att översättaren inte fungerar. men du bor väldigt trevligt.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey$ You: WHAT IS LOVE? You: Baby don't hurt me You: don't hurt me Stranger: dunno it s sex You: My name Is David You: I'm 7 Years Old Stranger: YOU ARE 7 You: My Dad Touches My Weener,But I Don't Like It You: But He Keeps Touching it You: I Tell That To Mom,But She Just Ignores me You: Hello? You: Anyone? Stranger: what are you doing there Stranger: at 7 * You: My Dad Left Computer On You: There Are Naked Ladies There Stranger: okay You: Where Do You Live? Stranger: you should switch off the computer You: Why? You: My Daddy Isn't Home Yet Stranger: because it s dangerous You: Why? Stranger: for a young boy You: I Don't Know.. You: Laides Are Fat You: I Cant Hide Them Stranger: you haven t got 7 You: Yes I Do You: My Mom Is Sleeping Stranger: where do you live boy Stranger: ?? You: America Stranger: um i am french You: Why? You: That's Nice Stranger: go to bed boy You: I Will Ask My Mom If We Can Play You: II Will Wake Her Up You: Ok? You: Stranger Are You Here? You: That's Funny Name Stranger: yes You: I Will Go Wake Her Up Now You: But She Is Downstairs You: You Have To Be Quiet Stranger: yes but close this fucking computer You: Fucking? You: What Is That? Stranger: close the computer You: But I Don't Want To You: I Want To Play Stranger: please and go to your mum s room You: But She's Sleeping You: I Will Get Grounded If I Wake Her Up Stranger: so go to play in your room Stranger: don t stay on the computer$ You: I Dont Want To You: Why Are You On Computer Then? Stranger: i am older than you You: So What You: I Can Take Care Of Myself,You Know? Stranger: i know what s go and what s wrong You: I Can Handle It Stranger: good You: My Dad Is Coming In 2 Hourse Home You: I Have Time You: So Do You Want To Play? Stranger: yes so beward to you Stranger: i have to go Stranger: sorry You: What Is beward Stranger: bye You: Noooo You: I Dont Want You To Leave You: My Dad Will Beat Me And I Will Get Grounded Stranger: must i go help my dady Stranger: bye You: No You: Stay Please You: How Do I Turn Off Computer? Stranger: i must help my dad Stranger: bye You: You Can Take Care Of Him Later Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Oh My God,This Website Is Gold Mine
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl You: ahoy ye scurvy dog You: 42/m/THE BALTIC SEA You: YARGH Stranger: 66 J USA You: YARR.. Stranger: lol You: *takes off pirate hat* You: HA You: FOOLED YOU You: I WAS OPRAH ALL ALONG
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Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: asl You: 14/f/cali Stranger: do you wanna see my dick? You: do you wanna see my dick? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Heyo Stranger: What makes you happy in life? You: Hmmm You: Depends You: Sex is always good. You: :D Your conversational partner has disconnected Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OHAI THAR Stranger: Yo You: CAPS You: ROFL Stranger: lulz You: Facepunch? Stranger: Nah lol You: Where you from? Stranger: New York You: I see You: Any internet forums youc come from? Stranger: Hmm... Stranger: No. You: Ah well Stranger: So... You: Hows you? You: OH FUCK Stranger: Eh, good You: THE TRIPODS Stranger: OMFG You: OH GOD You: PLEASE You: I DON'T WANT TO DIE Stranger: GET OUTTA HERE Stranger: I'LL FEND IT OFF You: THANKS MAN You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU Stranger: NO PROB You: I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO YOU ARE Stranger: WAIT You: BUT STILL You: THANKS Stranger: IT'S GOT ME Stranger: IT'S RIPPING ME APART You: OH GOD Stranger: IT'S-- You: NO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote=100chaz]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OHAI THAR Stranger: Yo You: CAPS You: ROFL Stranger: lulz You: Facepunch? Stranger: Nah lol You: Where you from? Stranger: New York You: I see You: Any internet forums youc come from? Stranger: Hmm... Stranger: No. You: Ah well Stranger: So... You: Hows you? You: OH FUCK Stranger: Eh, good You: THE TRIPODS Stranger: OMFG You: OH GOD You: PLEASE You: I DON'T WANT TO DIE Stranger: GET OUTTA HERE Stranger: I'LL FEND IT OFF You: THANKS MAN You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU Stranger: NO PROB You: I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO YOU ARE Stranger: WAIT You: BUT STILL You: THANKS Stranger: IT'S GOT ME Stranger: IT'S RIPPING ME APART You: OH GOD Stranger: IT'S-- You: NO Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] I cried, so moving.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi You: Welcome to the Internet. You: Hello? Stranger: hello Stranger: thanks Stranger: how do you do You: Fine, thankyou You: Have you heard about the Swine Influenza? You: If the pandemic level is raised to six, schools will close. Stranger: oh yeah fucking pigs You: Agreed. Stranger: people should just burn em Stranger: i dont get how ppl eat pork anyway You: Bacon and porn are all they're good for. Stranger: tape worms and shit Stranger: fucking disgusting You: Agreed. Stranger: oh and did you ever smell a pig Stranger: whats up with that You: Eww You: pigs stink. Stranger: they do Stranger: it is unrealistic how the smell You: Agreed. Stranger: listen are you a guy Stranger: ukh never mind Stranger: and chicken are stupid You: But at least most schools will close in the event that Pig flu becomes a pandemic, Stranger: why are these animal getting sick You: No idea. Stranger: i dont go to school You: Why not? Stranger: so fuck myyy life Stranger: coz im in uni You: Ok, cool.
Stranger: hi You: Yo, what's up. Stranger: nothin much Stranger: jus chillin You: Do you even know who you're talkin' to? Stranger: nope You: Basically, Kind of a big deal. You: Ya listenin? Stranger: yup You: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines You: And brother, Stranger: keep on jabbern You: I hurt people Stranger: yeah You: IMA FORCE A NATURE Stranger: try me You: W0000 T! You: lol You: sorry for that Stranger: ha ha ha... You: just needed something cool to post on facepunch Stranger: post it on your face You: what i said tthere are quotes from a short movie on youtube Stranger: really/ You: yes. Stranger: which one? You: Meet the Scout Stranger: big deal You: it's a trailer for a game called TF2 Stranger: ok You: cool. Stranger: so wats your name nigga You: David Stranger: hey david Stranger: how old are you? You: 16 Stranger: ok Stranger: go find some girls You: It's easy to lie about your age on the internet. You: i'm really 15 Stranger: i'm a boy You: ok You: same You: let's share semen Stranger: drink it Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I herd u liek mudkipz. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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[quote]You: Facepuncher? Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f Stranger: hoe old Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] What. [quote]You: yo You: hey Stranger: yo Stranger: asl You: You ain't getting that from me You: paedo You have disconnected.[/quote] :v: [quote]You: hello Stranger: hello Stranger: what are you doing? You: I'm talking to you Stranger: thats nice You: whilst listening to Iron Maiden Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I don't think he likes Iron Maiden.
[QUOTE]Stranger: masturbating to interatial gay porn You: I do mastrubate once in a while You: but not to gay porn... You: <:c Stranger: what about animals and shit? Stranger: and peepee and poop and shit? You: animals are okay. You: I love a little donkey action once in a while. You: >:D Stranger: are you a guy? You: .... You: maybe... You: :ninja: Stranger: okay, cuz i'm both. and i need some action. can you help me? You: well... You: maybe... You: if I get to fuck you in the ass. You: hard, You: with my big, black cock. Stranger: well sure, as long as when you are finished i can double fist your rectum until you scream ;) You: yes You: I love that. You: can't wait. Stranger: can you give me any proof of being male? Stranger: facebook? Stranger: twitter? You: hang on You: [url]http://blog.mattwynne.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hairy-belly-man.jpg[/url] You: me drinking juice Stranger: mmm Stranger: thought you were black?? You: only my cock. You: I think it's because I mastrubate too much. You: but it still works properly. Stranger: well that means you need it Stranger: oh what a relief Stranger: i was worried we'd need toys Stranger: which is still okay... Stranger: are you into hamsters? You: never tried that You: good? Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: gets all inside and shit[/QUOTE] And from there it didn't go anywhere.
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[quote]You: Hi Stranger: hi. You: Are you male or female? Stranger: Is it really important? You: No You: Can i touch your tits? Stranger: Naaa. Something more? You: Yes, your ass? Stranger: Naa. try masturbating yourself. You: Ok, how about your vagina? Stranger: You're so boring. and so young... or mental. Stranger: Bye. You: Bye![/quote]
This was so epic at the time. [quote] Stranger: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS~!!!!! You: hELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG You: NO WAIIIIIIII Stranger: NO YOUR HAND DOES NOT GO THERE!!! You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENS TOOOOOOOOO You: DOESNT IT You: BUT You: THEY You: HAD You: CHICKEN?! Stranger: KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!! You: IM TRYING Stranger: NO !!!!!!!!!!!! You: THE CHICKENS Stranger: RAPE!!!!!!!!! You: THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!! You: IT ISNT ME Stranger: SAVE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESSSSSSSSSSSS You: BUT THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT You: WHY SAVE THEM?! Stranger: ANJELL STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BUT You: BUT You: I WAAAAAANT THAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT You: CAN I HAVE THAT HAT? Stranger: THEY'RE BEING CONTROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You: DONT GIVE ME HATS You: THE PANTS ARE ATTACKING! You: HELP You: I TRIPPED You: :( Stranger: NOT MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH NO THE PANTS GOT YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEECK You: LIKE You: A DINOSAUR Stranger: I LOST MY PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: OMG WHERE'S EARL!!!!!!!!!!!! You: DONT WORRY THE DINOSAURS WILL SAVE HIM You: NOW WE JUST NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE PANTS Stranger: HE IS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!! You: HE IS?! Stranger: THE PANTS KILLED HIS MONKEY FUFU!!!!! Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT HIM!!!!!!BAD PANTS!!!!!! You: NOOOOO You: WHAT HEPPEND? You: MY You: THE SUN You: ITS NOT You: THE SUN AND AND STRICKMEN ARE FIGHTING Stranger: OMG THE WEREWOLVES CAME AND THEY'RE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG!!!!! You: DO NOT WAAAAAAAANT! You: OMG THE ZEBRAS ARE COMING You: THANK GOD You: WERE SAFE FOR NOW Stranger: MY COUSINS HALF ZEBRA!!!!!!!! You: IS HE THERE>! Stranger: THE WEREWOLVES ARE DANCING WITH HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE SENCE! Stranger: STOP FLIRTING SKYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: KILL THE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OK THE OTHER ZEBRA KILLED THE WERWOLVES You: THE PANTS?!?!?! You: WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM You: SHIT LETS GET OUR SWORD OF THE BACKPACKS READY You: AND LETS TEACH THEM A LESSON! Stranger: I FOUND THE PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!! You: YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH CHAIRS! Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! Stranger: THIS IS FOR FUFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: RRRRRAHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: FUBDHJBSFHBJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *BLOOD EVERYWHERE* Stranger: SDJKHSDFJKJKJKJKJKJKVBHASDFJKVHIDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: FFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Stranger: *VAMPS LICKING THE FLOOR* You: I...I...I THINK WE KILLED ALL THE PANTS Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: CHOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATEE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! You: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You: THIS IS FOR THE PAVLOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *KILLS ALL THE VAMPIRES LICKING THE FLOOR* Stranger: THIS IS FOR TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: AND FOR THE TWIN TOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE VAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *STARTS EATING VAMPIRES* You: GOD DAMN THESE VAMPIRES ARE TASTY Stranger: TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE SO SMEXY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! You: CRAP, THE BEARS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! You: OH NO! GRENADES! You: *DUCKS* You: *EXPLOSIONS* Stranger: I SEE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Stranger: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BURN THE FAGGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSS! You: I SEE HARRY POTTER Stranger: CCCHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: HE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING You: OH FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER KILLED HIM! Stranger: TYE HIM UP LATER!!!!!!!!!!!! You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: IT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I'LL BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *REVIVES HARRY POTTER* You: UH-OH! THE STRANGEFOLK ARE HERE! You: OH THANK LAWD You: ARE YOU OKAY You: GODDAMN NOW HES A GORILLA You: YOU DIDN'T HELP ANYTHING! Stranger: YEAH BUT STEPHAINIE MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: *CHANGES HIM BACK* You: THANK LAWD THE HULK IS HERE You: *HULK KILLS STEPHANIE* You: THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WITCH IS DEAD! Stranger: NOW HE'S KILLING STEPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: PRAISE THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH SHIT, EDWARD IS STILL EHRE AND ALL HIS SPARKLING FAGGOTRY! Stranger: *FINDS A FLAME THROWER* You: GOOD FIND Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YOU TOO BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHERE IS BELLA?! You: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT BITCH Stranger: ON HIS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH! Stranger: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *KILLS BELLA, CUTTING OFF EDWARDS DICK IN THE PROCESS* Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! You: EW NOW ITS ON THE GROUND You: EWEWEW Stranger: *FIRES ON EDWARD'S DICK AND HIM TOO* You: HOW DO WE GET RID OF THE ASHES?! You: I KNOW! You: *PICKS UP ASHES* You: *THROWS IT AT FANGIRLS* You: THERE You: NOW Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! You: SHIT, THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN IS HERE Stranger: NOW LET'S DESTORY THE DEMON SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!! You: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 You: YES Stranger: HER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YOU TAKE CARE OF THE DEMON SPAWN Stranger: ASLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: SHIT! You: WHERE IS HE?! Stranger: *FINDS RENESME AND BURNS HER* Stranger: BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! You: ALRIGHT WHAT ABOUT THE FANGIRLS? You: RTWHJDGBDFB!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: DFJKGHJKAEHGJKAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *GETS STABBED BY A HORSE* You: DSFBHNKDNFKDJN! Stranger: I'LL BURN 'EM TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *HEALS THE WOUNDE Stranger: .D * You: *FINDS A SAXAPHONE* You: YES You: I CAN USE THIS AGAINST THEM You: *PLAYS SAXAPHONE, AND ALL THE HORSES DIE* Stranger: TAKE MINES TO!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *THROWS EVIL INSTRUMENT* You: *CATCHES* You: *PLAYS TO KILL EVERYTHING/EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS LEFT* Stranger: JAZZ IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! You: I'M TRYING MAN I'M TRYING You: IT'S You: JUST SO HARD You: TO USE ALL THE JAZZNESS AT ONCE! Stranger: I'LL GET AMY WINEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: GOOD IDEA Stranger: *FINDS CRACK AND AMY* Stranger: SING AMY!!!!!!!!!SING!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO? You: OH! You: I'LL FIND MILEY CYRUS TOO You: HOW WILL I GET HER HERE THOUGH? Stranger: FIND NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YES! WILL MYSPACE HELP TOO? Stranger: SHE'S STILL STALKS HIM!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!! You: ALRIGHT You: *FINDS JONAS FAGGOT, COMPUTER WITH MYSPACE OPENED, AND MILEY CYRUS* You: ALRIGHT You: DO WHAT YOU DO WORSE, MILEY! Stranger: AMY!!!!!!!!!!!! SING MORE AND I'LL......OMG IT'S THE DEVIL!@!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG! Stranger: OH IT'S MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YEAH THATD MAKE SENSE Stranger: EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHAT DO WE DO WITH AMY WINEHOUSE AND MILEY CYRUS NOW?! Stranger: SING EVIL ONES!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!! NOW HERE ARE YOUR HEADPHONE!!!!!!!!!! You: THANKS You: *USES HEADPHONE?* Stranger: YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *USES HEADPHONES* You: OH SHIT, THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE Stranger: GIVE THEM NICK AND THEY'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: MM GOOD IDEA You: *PICKS UP JONAS FAGGOT AND THROWS HIM AT ZOMBIES* Stranger: HAVING HIM NEAR YOU CAN KILL!!!!! Stranger: *ZOMBIES SNIFF AND DIE* You: *JONAS FAGGOT EXPLODES INTO A BUNCH OF VOLATILE CHEMICALS, KILLING HTE ZOMBIES* Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! JONAS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: LOOK!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE'S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE HELPING US!!!!!!!!! Stranger: BYE!!! You: ?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
This was so epic at the time. [quote] Stranger: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS~!!!!! You: hELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG You: NO WAIIIIIIII Stranger: NO YOUR HAND DOES NOT GO THERE!!! You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENS TOOOOOOOOO You: DOESNT IT You: BUT You: THEY You: HAD You: CHICKEN?! Stranger: KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!! You: IM TRYING Stranger: NO !!!!!!!!!!!! You: THE CHICKENS Stranger: RAPE!!!!!!!!! You: THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!! You: IT ISNT ME Stranger: SAVE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESSSSSSSSSSSS You: BUT THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT You: WHY SAVE THEM?! Stranger: ANJELL STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BUT You: BUT You: I WAAAAAANT THAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT You: CAN I HAVE THAT HAT? Stranger: THEY'RE BEING CONTROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! You: DONT GIVE ME HATS You: THE PANTS ARE ATTACKING! You: HELP You: I TRIPPED You: :( Stranger: NOT MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH NO THE PANTS GOT YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEECK You: LIKE You: A DINOSAUR Stranger: I LOST MY PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: OMG WHERE'S EARL!!!!!!!!!!!! You: DONT WORRY THE DINOSAURS WILL SAVE HIM You: NOW WE JUST NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE PANTS Stranger: HE IS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!! You: HE IS?! Stranger: THE PANTS KILLED HIS MONKEY FUFU!!!!! Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT HIM!!!!!!BAD PANTS!!!!!! You: NOOOOO You: WHAT HEPPEND? You: MY You: THE SUN You: ITS NOT You: THE SUN AND AND STRICKMEN ARE FIGHTING Stranger: OMG THE WEREWOLVES CAME AND THEY'RE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG!!!!! You: DO NOT WAAAAAAAANT! You: OMG THE ZEBRAS ARE COMING You: THANK GOD You: WERE SAFE FOR NOW Stranger: MY COUSINS HALF ZEBRA!!!!!!!! You: IS HE THERE>! Stranger: THE WEREWOLVES ARE DANCING WITH HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE SENCE! Stranger: STOP FLIRTING SKYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: KILL THE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OK THE OTHER ZEBRA KILLED THE WERWOLVES You: THE PANTS?!?!?! You: WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM You: SHIT LETS GET OUR SWORD OF THE BACKPACKS READY You: AND LETS TEACH THEM A LESSON! Stranger: I FOUND THE PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!! You: YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH CHAIRS! Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE! Stranger: THIS IS FOR FUFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: RRRRRAHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: FUBDHJBSFHBJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *BLOOD EVERYWHERE* Stranger: SDJKHSDFJKJKJKJKJKJKVBHASDFJKVHIDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: FFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Stranger: *VAMPS LICKING THE FLOOR* You: I...I...I THINK WE KILLED ALL THE PANTS Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: CHOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATEE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! You: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! You: THIS IS FOR THE PAVLOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *KILLS ALL THE VAMPIRES LICKING THE FLOOR* Stranger: THIS IS FOR TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: AND FOR THE TWIN TOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS! Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE VAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *STARTS EATING VAMPIRES* You: GOD DAMN THESE VAMPIRES ARE TASTY Stranger: TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE SO SMEXY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!! You: CRAP, THE BEARS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS! You: OH NO! GRENADES! You: *DUCKS* You: *EXPLOSIONS* Stranger: I SEE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! Stranger: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: BURN THE FAGGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSS! You: I SEE HARRY POTTER Stranger: CCCHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: HE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING You: OH FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER KILLED HIM! Stranger: TYE HIM UP LATER!!!!!!!!!!!! You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Stranger: IT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: I'LL BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *REVIVES HARRY POTTER* You: UH-OH! THE STRANGEFOLK ARE HERE! You: OH THANK LAWD You: ARE YOU OKAY You: GODDAMN NOW HES A GORILLA You: YOU DIDN'T HELP ANYTHING! Stranger: YEAH BUT STEPHAINIE MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Stranger: *CHANGES HIM BACK* You: THANK LAWD THE HULK IS HERE You: *HULK KILLS STEPHANIE* You: THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WITCH IS DEAD! Stranger: NOW HE'S KILLING STEPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: PRAISE THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH SHIT, EDWARD IS STILL EHRE AND ALL HIS SPARKLING FAGGOTRY! Stranger: *FINDS A FLAME THROWER* You: GOOD FIND Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: YOU TOO BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHERE IS BELLA?! You: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT BITCH Stranger: ON HIS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OH! Stranger: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *KILLS BELLA, CUTTING OFF EDWARDS DICK IN THE PROCESS* Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! You: EW NOW ITS ON THE GROUND You: EWEWEW Stranger: *FIRES ON EDWARD'S DICK AND HIM TOO* You: HOW DO WE GET RID OF THE ASHES?! You: I KNOW! You: *PICKS UP ASHES* You: *THROWS IT AT FANGIRLS* You: THERE You: NOW Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! You: SHIT, THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN IS HERE Stranger: NOW LET'S DESTORY THE DEMON SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!! You: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 You: YES Stranger: HER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YOU TAKE CARE OF THE DEMON SPAWN Stranger: ASLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: SHIT! You: WHERE IS HE?! Stranger: *FINDS RENESME AND BURNS HER* Stranger: BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!! You: ALRIGHT WHAT ABOUT THE FANGIRLS? You: RTWHJDGBDFB!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: DFJKGHJKAEHGJKAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: *GETS STABBED BY A HORSE* You: DSFBHNKDNFKDJN! Stranger: I'LL BURN 'EM TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *HEALS THE WOUNDE Stranger: .D * You: *FINDS A SAXAPHONE* You: YES You: I CAN USE THIS AGAINST THEM You: *PLAYS SAXAPHONE, AND ALL THE HORSES DIE* Stranger: TAKE MINES TO!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *THROWS EVIL INSTRUMENT* You: *CATCHES* You: *PLAYS TO KILL EVERYTHING/EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS LEFT* Stranger: JAZZ IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!! You: I'M TRYING MAN I'M TRYING You: IT'S You: JUST SO HARD You: TO USE ALL THE JAZZNESS AT ONCE! Stranger: I'LL GET AMY WINEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: GOOD IDEA Stranger: *FINDS CRACK AND AMY* Stranger: SING AMY!!!!!!!!!SING!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO? You: OH! You: I'LL FIND MILEY CYRUS TOO You: HOW WILL I GET HER HERE THOUGH? Stranger: FIND NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YES! WILL MYSPACE HELP TOO? Stranger: SHE'S STILL STALKS HIM!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!! You: ALRIGHT You: *FINDS JONAS FAGGOT, COMPUTER WITH MYSPACE OPENED, AND MILEY CYRUS* You: ALRIGHT You: DO WHAT YOU DO WORSE, MILEY! Stranger: AMY!!!!!!!!!!!! SING MORE AND I'LL......OMG IT'S THE DEVIL!@!!!!!!!!!!!! You: OMG! Stranger: OH IT'S MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!! You: YEAH THATD MAKE SENSE Stranger: EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHAT DO WE DO WITH AMY WINEHOUSE AND MILEY CYRUS NOW?! Stranger: SING EVIL ONES!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!! NOW HERE ARE YOUR HEADPHONE!!!!!!!!!! You: THANKS You: *USES HEADPHONE?* Stranger: YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: *USES HEADPHONES* You: OH SHIT, THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE Stranger: GIVE THEM NICK AND THEY'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: MM GOOD IDEA You: *PICKS UP JONAS FAGGOT AND THROWS HIM AT ZOMBIES* Stranger: HAVING HIM NEAR YOU CAN KILL!!!!! Stranger: *ZOMBIES SNIFF AND DIE* You: *JONAS FAGGOT EXPLODES INTO A BUNCH OF VOLATILE CHEMICALS, KILLING HTE ZOMBIES* Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! JONAS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: LOOK!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE'S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: THERE HELPING US!!!!!!!!! Stranger: BYE!!! You: ?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
I tried the same thing as RedSauce. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS Stranger: OH FUCK Stranger: WHAT WILL YOU DO? You: OH JESUS You: I NEED THE BAT You: FUCK THERE ARE BATS ON THE BAT Stranger: GET IT QUICK. Stranger: OH FUCK. Stranger: THIS LOOKS BAD Stranger: DO YOU HAVE GARLIC IN THE FRIDGE? You: OH MY GOD THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS EATING MY CELERY You: NO ONLY CELERY Stranger: OH JESUS.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? You: BUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS EATING IT You: I DONT KNOW Stranger: NOT THE CELERY!!!! You: I THINK I SHOULD POST ABOUT IT ON FACEPUNCH BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE Stranger: I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING You: DEFINATELY You: OH CRAP ROBOT DONKEYS ARE RAPING MY COMPUTER AND BREAKING MY INTERNETZZZ You: AHFAHGIFJODADFNNGIFDNIH You: HEED THESE WORDS You: DONT FUCK WITH A COMBINATION OF 14 SNOWMEN AND GODZILLA You: IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE[/quote]
Inspiration from an earlier post. [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello stranger, I'm a male. Still interested in a conversation? You: What are yeh buying? Stranger: what have you got? You: What are yeh sellin'? Stranger: my body You: I'll buy it at a high price! Stranger: if you're a gorgeous blond, you get reduction You: Heh heh, thank yeh You have disconnected. [/quote]
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You: i'm AxisKiller on the forums btw Stranger: cool You have disconnected.[/quote] First FP guy I've found here so far. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OH MY GOD Stranger: hey there You: ZOMBIES ARE AT THE DOOR You: WHAT SHOULD I DO? Stranger: what what!?! Stranger: OH NO Stranger: stay inside Stranger: shut off the lights Stranger: do you have any opera music? Stranger: if so play it, zombies hate that You: i think they're gone You: phew Stranger: haha ok good You: 12 gauge zombie repellent, bitch Stranger: i know its a scary situation You: wait, what was that You: OH FUCK You: THEY'RE INSIDE You: FUCK You: FUCK You: HEED THESE WORDS You: THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT Stranger: i hope they fuckin eat you You: aafgeg98ht89ufg89gygrbfnhgm4123[/quote] I tried doing the same thing as RedSauce, didn't work as well though.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: YOU'RE IN AN INTERVIEW You: SAY SOMETHING You: NOW Stranger: me name is tommy and me 3 years old. goo goo gah gah You: GO ON Stranger: me eat nails and poop in trees You: Mommy told me to don't touch strangers You: u arnt going to touch me r u Stranger: me not 3 becuz 3 year olds are to idiotic to use a computer. You: HEY You: THIS IS BILLY MAYS You: WITH THE NEW OXYCLEAN DETERGENT Stranger: SLAP-CHOP[/quote]
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[QUOTE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT You: ITS CALLED THE LAMP You: IT HAS THE POWER TO LIGHT A ROOM WITH JUST ONE BULB Stranger: OH YEAH? Stranger: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS Stranger: THEYRE MADE FROM GERMANY You: VINCE IS THAT YOU? Stranger: YEAH SUP BILLY You: HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT HOOKER, BITCH? Stranger: FU FOR SENDING ME HER Stranger: HAD TO BEAT THAT BITCH UP Stranger: SHE WASNT GERMAN You: THAT'S RIGHT, I TOLD HER TO TELL YOU BILLY SENT YA You: TO JAIL You: HAHAHAHAHAHA Stranger: I SLAPCHOPPED HER FACE You: I HAD THE EASY CHOP BEFORE THE SLAP CHOP AND THE ZORBEEZ BEFORE THE SHAMWOW SO SHUT THE FUCK UP Stranger: YOU OWN ME You: YOU STROKEY ASS PUSSY Stranger: I WISH I COULD GROW A BEARD LIKE YOU Stranger: YOU'RE MY IDOL You: DAMN STRAIGHT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 9 Stranger: H Stranger: I Stranger: T Stranger: C Stranger: O Stranger: M Stranger: B Stranger: O You: OSHIT! You: SHOE ON HEAD! Stranger: E Stranger: F Stranger: G You: is now EWG, Stranger: no You: and in a .gif format You: yes, i witnessed his epic win, and change into .gif myself You: i cried Stranger: Get that shit outta here Stranger: That's obviously Chris Hansen trying to gain our trust You: o god! your onto something Stranger: Spread the word. Alert the masses! You: what about the oprah meme? is that a set up too???? Stranger: No, that's just her being a dumb cunt. You: oh. okay Stranger: Is /b/ back yet? You: i dont think so. Stranger: Fuck You: iknorite Stranger: S Stranger: L Stranger: O Stranger: W Stranger: P Stranger: O Stranger: K Stranger: E Stranger: Nice one You: We are anon. We are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. expect us Stranger: Hone your skills young one... Stranger: Then we shall meet again. You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Stranger: ..... Stranger: Fail Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FFFFUUUU- Stranger: OH SHIT. Blood everywhere ! You: SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY PERIOD You: TRY A TAMPON Stranger: yeah well, i got 5 bodies to hide, and a real mess to clean up, you got any pro tips? You: DO A BARREL ROLL! Stranger: OH SHI- FBI. BRB If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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