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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello there.
You: :C
Stranger: ...is that a frown?
You: you make my face sad
Stranger: how?!
You: by talking to me :CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCs
Stranger: so stop. goodness.
You: PENIS!
You: i love your penis!
Stranger: are you a boyyy?
You: no
You: i'm a man
Stranger: well just so you know, i dont have a penis.
Stranger: im a pretty lady so bummmer.
Stranger: wrong number. D:
You: aww fuck!
You: i don't want to talk to you then
You: faggot
You: let's talk
Stranger: youre grumpy.
You: no
Stranger: im crying.
You: i'm awesome!
You: FUCK YES!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: i'm rouching myself
You: touching*
You: 17
Stranger: im thinking 9.
Stranger: oh nevermind.
You: :D
You: you make me hard
Stranger: youre a dirty liar.
Stranger: ew.
You: no i
Stranger: i hope you realize i have down syndrome and four ears.
You: like penis
Stranger: and i turn you on.
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You: lulululul
You: rock roll'd
You: also you lost the game
Stranger: .........oook then. haaa.
You: rick roll'd*
You: because your mom likes my cock so much in her dirty stinking ass
Stranger: have a nice day.
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[noparse]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: hmm?
You: hmm?
Stranger: age sex location
You: age sex location
Stranger: understand?
Stranger: fuck you
You: ;)
Stranger: son of bitch
You: bitch of son
Stranger: you must from the fucking china
You: fucking china you must be from
Stranger: the fucking chinese pervert
You: chinese pervert fucking the
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[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi im a man
You: What is LOVE?
Stranger: baby dont hurt me
You: Baby,don't Hurt me
You: no more
Stranger: thanks
You: What is love?
Stranger: ive got that in my head now
You: np ;)
You: Facepunch?
You: 4Chan?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: m or f?
You: My Name Is David
Stranger: hi david
You: I'm 5 Years old
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sexy
You: Hello.
Stranger: .
You: Hi.
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: Boy.
Stranger: nice.
Stranger: age?
You: Are you a male or female?
Stranger: male i'm gay
Stranger: hah no
You: I'm 17 years old.
Stranger: girl
Stranger: i'm 16
Stranger: where you from?
You: I live in Sweden you probably don't.
Stranger: no i'm in holland
Stranger: jeg elsker deg
You: Then I'm correct.
Stranger: yes
You: That's more like norwegian.
You: Jag älskar dig.
Stranger: Haha oh oeps
Stranger: haha oke :)
You: I touch children.
Stranger: weird hobby
Stranger: i'm drinking tea
You: I fist their pussies so hard that I rip them apart.
Stranger: au
Stranger: oke
You: So they die of bloodloss.
Stranger: Hmm nice to see
You: I also like to eat dead people.
Stranger: Mmmm me 2
Stranger: really
Stranger: i love people
You: I'd also like to have sex with your face.
Stranger: My face! so thats special
You: Yes.
You: I also manufacture babies with my bare hands, how about you?
Stranger: than you hit your penis at my nose?
Stranger: How about me? uhm, i think our chat is really sexual.
Stranger: but excited
You: Yeah, so do I. I've had a boner for about 2 hours now, and it only got harder after starting this very sexual and intellectual conversation.
You: I also feel excited, almost like I'm cumming in my pants.
Stranger: Hahaha
Stranger: your funny i think
You: Am I? Haha, noone has ever told me that before. I've always been bullied for singing, because I sing opera.
You: My name is also Andrew Johnston, and I moved to Sweden because they saw me as a freak in the UK. Here in Sweden I'm like everyone else, I'm even attractive here.
Stranger: Oke nice
Stranger: do you have a picture?
You: Yes.
You: [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/andrew%20johnston/bestpi/AndrewJohnston-OneVoice-Front.jpg[/url]
You: I like that picture because it looks real. I don't look retarded.
Stranger: yeah sure
You: You don't believe me?
You: Bitch, I gonna be all up yo ass so you'll be screaming for yo momma!
Stranger: oke i scream
You: [url]http://www.natedawson.com/g1/albums/2003-08-16-WaupacaWeekend/fiddyCent.jpg[/url]
You: That's the real me!
You: fuck you bitch
You: you nasty
You: i love you long time
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You: You lost the game!
Stranger: ugly
You: I'd rape you silly!
Stranger: well this picture looks sexy
Stranger: but sorry i don't believe you
You: ok :C
Stranger: but jag alskar dig
You: no you don't
You: bitch
You: i will cut your face up with your mom!
Stranger: yes i do
Stranger: i love youuu
You: FUCK OFF!
You: i fucking hate you
You: you made fun of me!
You: just because i'm black!
Stranger: yes
You: racist!
Stranger: i am black
You: Vernichtung aller Juden in der Welt. Sie sollten vernichtet werden!
Stranger: thats german
Stranger: speak dutch
You: no
You: dutch is for fags
You: doden alle joden
Stranger: fags?
You: ??
Stranger: haha
Stranger: doe maar
You: you like
You: no
Stranger: i like you
Stranger: ho do you know that?
You:
Vernietigen van alle joden in de wereld. Zij moeten worden vernietigd, kunnen we niet leren ze om te leven!
You: google translator
You: helps me alot
Stranger: hahah
You: you like jews?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: no they are ugly
You: good
You: nobody likes jews
You: mostly because they are jews
Stranger: yes
You: so have you ever killed one?
Stranger: yes my rabbit
You: was he a jew? you gased him or what? details!
You: do you actually enjoy staying in this conversation?
Stranger: Jeg liker deg veldig mye. du er deilig
Stranger: I cut him at pieces
Stranger: yes i do ±D
Stranger: hahah
You: and gased em?
You: also i'm swedish , not from norway
Stranger: oh shit
You: when i was little i threw a knife at my brother because he was joking about being a jew
You: it hit his face
You: penetrated his gayass jew cheek
You: he's actually a jew now
Stranger: Jag gillar så mycket. Ni är underbara
You: he's afraid to meet me
You: are you trying to say i like you alot you are great or some shit?
Stranger: oke bad for you
You: because the translator fails
You: no it's not bad for me
Stranger: no youre hot
You: ohh
You: that's nice
You: because in swedish it says i like alot. you are great
Stranger: hahh
You: you from facepunch?
Stranger: whats facepunch?
Stranger: synd att översättaren inte fungerar. men du bor väldigt trevligt.
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Stranger: hey$
You: WHAT IS LOVE?
You: Baby don't hurt me
You: don't hurt me
Stranger: dunno it s sex
You: My name Is David
You: I'm 7 Years Old
Stranger: YOU ARE 7
You: My Dad Touches My Weener,But I Don't Like It
You: But He Keeps Touching it
You: I Tell That To Mom,But She Just Ignores me
You: Hello?
You: Anyone?
Stranger: what are you doing there
Stranger: at 7 *
You: My Dad Left Computer On
You: There Are Naked Ladies There
Stranger: okay
You: Where Do You Live?
Stranger: you should switch off the computer
You: Why?
You: My Daddy Isn't Home Yet
Stranger: because it s dangerous
You: Why?
Stranger: for a young boy
You: I Don't Know..
You: Laides Are Fat
You: I Cant Hide Them
Stranger: you haven t got 7
You: Yes I Do
You: My Mom Is Sleeping
Stranger: where do you live boy
Stranger: ??
You: America
Stranger: um i am french
You: Why?
You: That's Nice
Stranger: go to bed boy
You: I Will Ask My Mom If We Can Play
You: II Will Wake Her Up
You: Ok?
You: Stranger Are You Here?
You: That's Funny Name
Stranger: yes
You: I Will Go Wake Her Up Now
You: But She Is Downstairs
You: You Have To Be Quiet
Stranger: yes but close this fucking computer
You: Fucking?
You: What Is That?
Stranger: close the computer
You: But I Don't Want To
You: I Want To Play
Stranger: please and go to your mum s room
You: But She's Sleeping
You: I Will Get Grounded If I Wake Her Up
Stranger: so go to play in your room
Stranger: don t stay on the computer$
You: I Dont Want To
You: Why Are You On Computer Then?
Stranger: i am older than you
You: So What
You: I Can Take Care Of Myself,You Know?
Stranger: i know what s go and what s wrong
You: I Can Handle It
Stranger: good
You: My Dad Is Coming In 2 Hourse Home
You: I Have Time
You: So Do You Want To Play?
Stranger: yes so beward to you
Stranger: i have to go
Stranger: sorry
You: What Is beward
Stranger: bye
You: Noooo
You: I Dont Want You To Leave
You: My Dad Will Beat Me And I Will Get Grounded
Stranger: must i go help my dady
Stranger: bye
You: No
You: Stay Please
You: How Do I Turn Off Computer?
Stranger: i must help my dad
Stranger: bye
You: You Can Take Care Of Him Later
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Oh My God,This Website Is Gold Mine
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: ahoy ye scurvy dog
You: 42/m/THE BALTIC SEA
You: YARGH
Stranger: 66 J USA
You: YARR..
Stranger: lol
You: *takes off pirate hat*
You: HA
You: FOOLED YOU
You: I WAS OPRAH ALL ALONG
Damn it, i can't use this without making friends with everyone i meet >.<
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: do you wanna see my dick?
You: do you wanna see my dick?
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Stranger: hi
You: are you from facepunch?
Stranger: no 4chan
Stranger: fuck you
You: no u
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Stranger: we came up with all memes
Stranger: you are thieves
You: O RLY
Stranger: ya rly
You: K
You: memes sux
Stranger: you suck your moms cock every night
You: LOL
Stranger: now tits or gtfo
You: u gtfo
Stranger: do you liek chocolate milk?
You: no
Stranger: (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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HAHAHA
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You: Heyo
Stranger: What makes you happy in life?
You: Hmmm
You: Depends
You: Sex is always good.
You: :D
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You: OHAI THAR
Stranger: Yo
You: CAPS
You: ROFL
Stranger: lulz
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: Nah lol
You: Where you from?
Stranger: New York
You: I see
You: Any internet forums youc come from?
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: No.
You: Ah well
Stranger: So...
You: Hows you?
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: Eh, good
You: THE TRIPODS
Stranger: OMFG
You: OH GOD
You: PLEASE
You: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Stranger: GET OUTTA HERE
Stranger: I'LL FEND IT OFF
You: THANKS MAN
You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Stranger: NO PROB
You: I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Stranger: WAIT
You: BUT STILL
You: THANKS
Stranger: IT'S GOT ME
Stranger: IT'S RIPPING ME APART
You: OH GOD
Stranger: IT'S--
You: NO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote=100chaz]Connecting to server...
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You: OHAI THAR
Stranger: Yo
You: CAPS
You: ROFL
Stranger: lulz
You: Facepunch?
Stranger: Nah lol
You: Where you from?
Stranger: New York
You: I see
You: Any internet forums youc come from?
Stranger: Hmm...
Stranger: No.
You: Ah well
Stranger: So...
You: Hows you?
You: OH FUCK
Stranger: Eh, good
You: THE TRIPODS
Stranger: OMFG
You: OH GOD
You: PLEASE
You: I DON'T WANT TO DIE
Stranger: GET OUTTA HERE
Stranger: I'LL FEND IT OFF
You: THANKS MAN
You: I FUCKING LOVE YOU
Stranger: NO PROB
You: I'LL NEVER KNOW WHO YOU ARE
Stranger: WAIT
You: BUT STILL
You: THANKS
Stranger: IT'S GOT ME
Stranger: IT'S RIPPING ME APART
You: OH GOD
Stranger: IT'S--
You: NO
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I cried, so moving.
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You: Hi
You: Welcome to the Internet.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hello
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: how do you do
You: Fine, thankyou
You: Have you heard about the Swine Influenza?
You: If the pandemic level is raised to six, schools will close.
Stranger: oh yeah fucking pigs
You: Agreed.
Stranger: people should just burn em
Stranger: i dont get how ppl eat pork anyway
You: Bacon and porn are all they're good for.
Stranger: tape worms and shit
Stranger: fucking disgusting
You: Agreed.
Stranger: oh and did you ever smell a pig
Stranger: whats up with that
You: Eww
You: pigs stink.
Stranger: they do
Stranger: it is unrealistic how the smell
You: Agreed.
Stranger: listen are you a guy
Stranger: ukh never mind
Stranger: and chicken are stupid
You: But at least most schools will close in the event that Pig flu becomes a pandemic,
Stranger: why are these animal getting sick
You: No idea.
Stranger: i dont go to school
You: Why not?
Stranger: so fuck myyy life
Stranger: coz im in uni
You: Ok, cool.
Stranger: hi
You: Yo, what's up.
Stranger: nothin much
Stranger: jus chillin
You: Do you even know who you're talkin' to?
Stranger: nope
You: Basically, Kind of a big deal.
You: Ya listenin?
Stranger: yup
You: Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines
You: And brother,
Stranger: keep on jabbern
You: I hurt people
Stranger: yeah
You: IMA FORCE A NATURE
Stranger: try me
You: W0000
T!
You: lol
You: sorry for that
Stranger: ha ha ha...
You: just needed something cool to post on facepunch
Stranger: post it on your face
You: what i said tthere are quotes from a short movie on youtube
Stranger: really/
You: yes.
Stranger: which one?
You: Meet the Scout
Stranger: big deal
You: it's a trailer for a game called TF2
Stranger: ok
You: cool.
Stranger: so wats your name nigga
You: David
Stranger: hey david
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: ok
Stranger: go find some girls
You: It's easy to lie about your age on the internet.
You: i'm really 15
Stranger: i'm a boy
You: ok
You: same
You: let's share semen
Stranger: drink it
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You: I herd u liek mudkipz.
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[quote]You: Facepuncher?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f
Stranger: hoe old
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What.
[quote]You: yo
You: hey
Stranger: yo
Stranger: asl
You: You ain't getting that from me
You: paedo
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:v:
[quote]You: hello
Stranger: hello
Stranger: what are you doing?
You: I'm talking to you
Stranger: thats nice
You: whilst listening to Iron Maiden
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I don't think he likes Iron Maiden.
[QUOTE]Stranger: masturbating to interatial gay porn
You: I do mastrubate once in a while
You: but not to gay porn...
You: <:c
Stranger: what about animals and shit?
Stranger: and peepee and poop and shit?
You: animals are okay.
You: I love a little donkey action once in a while.
You: >:D
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: ....
You: maybe...
You: :ninja:
Stranger: okay, cuz i'm both. and i need some action. can you help me?
You: well...
You: maybe...
You: if I get to fuck you in the ass.
You: hard,
You: with my big, black cock.
Stranger: well sure, as long as when you are finished i can double fist your rectum until you scream ;)
You: yes
You: I love that.
You: can't wait.
Stranger: can you give me any proof of being male?
Stranger: facebook?
Stranger: twitter?
You: hang on
You: [url]http://blog.mattwynne.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hairy-belly-man.jpg[/url]
You: me drinking juice
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: thought you were black??
You: only my cock.
You: I think it's because I mastrubate too much.
You: but it still works properly.
Stranger: well that means you need it
Stranger: oh what a relief
Stranger: i was worried we'd need toys
Stranger: which is still okay...
Stranger: are you into hamsters?
You: never tried that
You: good?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: gets all inside and shit[/QUOTE]
And from there it didn't go anywhere.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hi
Stranger: i'm doing a rubik's cube
You: going well?
Stranger: i can't get the reds
You: :c
Stranger: are you naked? cuz i am
Stranger: and youshould be too
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Stranger: masturbating to interatial gay porn
You: I do mastrubate once in a while
You: but not to gay porn...
You: <:c
Stranger: what about animals and shit?
Stranger: and peepee and poop and shit?
You: animals are okay.
You: I love a little donkey action once in a while.
You: >:D
Stranger: are you a guy?
You: ....
You: maybe...
You: :ninja:
Stranger: okay, cuz i'm both. and i need some action. can you help me?
You: well...
You: maybe...
You: if I get to fuck you in the ass.
You: hard,
You: with my big, black cock.
Stranger: well sure, as long as when you are finished i can double fist your rectum until you scream ;)
You: yes
You: I love that.
You: can't wait.
Stranger: can you give me any proof of being male?
Stranger: facebook?
Stranger: twitter?
You: hang on
You: [url]http://blog.mattwynne.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hairy-belly-man.jpg[/url]
You: me drinking juice
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: thought you were black??
You: only my cock.
You: I think it's because I mastrubate too much.
You: but it still works properly.
Stranger: well that means you need it
Stranger: oh what a relief
Stranger: i was worried we'd need toys
Stranger: which is still okay...
Stranger: are you into hamsters?
You: never tried that
You: good?
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: gets all inside and shit[/QUOTE]
And from there it didn't go anywhere.
[quote]You: Hi
Stranger: hi.
You: Are you male or female?
Stranger: Is it really important?
You: No
You: Can i touch your tits?
Stranger: Naaa. Something more?
You: Yes, your ass?
Stranger: Naa. try masturbating yourself.
You: Ok, how about your vagina?
Stranger: You're so boring. and so young... or mental.
Stranger: Bye.
You: Bye![/quote]
This was so epic at the time.
[quote]
Stranger: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS~!!!!!
You: hELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG
You: NO WAIIIIIIII
Stranger: NO YOUR HAND DOES NOT GO THERE!!!
You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENS TOOOOOOOOO
You: DOESNT IT
You: BUT
You: THEY
You: HAD
You: CHICKEN?!
Stranger: KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!!
You: IM TRYING
Stranger: NO !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THE CHICKENS
Stranger: RAPE!!!!!!!!!
You: THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!
You: IT ISNT ME
Stranger: SAVE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESSSSSSSSSSSS
You: BUT THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT
You: WHY SAVE THEM?!
Stranger: ANJELL STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: I WAAAAAANT THAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You: CAN I HAVE THAT HAT?
Stranger: THEY'RE BEING CONTROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DONT GIVE ME HATS
You: THE PANTS ARE ATTACKING!
You: HELP
You: I TRIPPED
You: :(
Stranger: NOT MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NO THE PANTS GOT YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEECK
You: LIKE
You: A DINOSAUR
Stranger: I LOST MY PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG WHERE'S EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DONT WORRY THE DINOSAURS WILL SAVE HIM
You: NOW WE JUST NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE PANTS
Stranger: HE IS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HE IS?!
Stranger: THE PANTS KILLED HIS MONKEY FUFU!!!!!
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT HIM!!!!!!BAD PANTS!!!!!!
You: NOOOOO
You: WHAT HEPPEND?
You: MY
You: THE SUN
You: ITS NOT
You: THE SUN AND AND STRICKMEN ARE FIGHTING
Stranger: OMG THE WEREWOLVES CAME AND THEY'RE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG!!!!!
You: DO NOT WAAAAAAAANT!
You: OMG THE ZEBRAS ARE COMING
You: THANK GOD
You: WERE SAFE FOR NOW
Stranger: MY COUSINS HALF ZEBRA!!!!!!!!
You: IS HE THERE>!
Stranger: THE WEREWOLVES ARE DANCING WITH HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE SENCE!
Stranger: STOP FLIRTING SKYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: KILL THE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OK THE OTHER ZEBRA KILLED THE WERWOLVES
You: THE PANTS?!?!?!
You: WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
You: SHIT LETS GET OUR SWORD OF THE BACKPACKS READY
You: AND LETS TEACH THEM A LESSON!
Stranger: I FOUND THE PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH CHAIRS!
Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Stranger: THIS IS FOR FUFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RRRRRAHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FUBDHJBSFHBJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *BLOOD EVERYWHERE*
Stranger: SDJKHSDFJKJKJKJKJKJKVBHASDFJKVHIDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: *VAMPS LICKING THE FLOOR*
You: I...I...I THINK WE KILLED ALL THE PANTS
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CHOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATEE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
You: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You: THIS IS FOR THE PAVLOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *KILLS ALL THE VAMPIRES LICKING THE FLOOR*
Stranger: THIS IS FOR TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AND FOR THE TWIN TOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE VAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *STARTS EATING VAMPIRES*
You: GOD DAMN THESE VAMPIRES ARE TASTY
Stranger: TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE SO SMEXY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
You: CRAP, THE BEARS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
You: OH NO! GRENADES!
You: *DUCKS*
You: *EXPLOSIONS*
Stranger: I SEE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Stranger: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BURN THE FAGGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSS!
You: I SEE HARRY POTTER
Stranger: CCCHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING
You: OH FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER KILLED HIM!
Stranger: TYE HIM UP LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: IT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'LL BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *REVIVES HARRY POTTER*
You: UH-OH! THE STRANGEFOLK ARE HERE!
You: OH THANK LAWD
You: ARE YOU OKAY
You: GODDAMN NOW HES A GORILLA
You: YOU DIDN'T HELP ANYTHING!
Stranger: YEAH BUT STEPHAINIE MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: *CHANGES HIM BACK*
You: THANK LAWD THE HULK IS HERE
You: *HULK KILLS STEPHANIE*
You: THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Stranger: NOW HE'S KILLING STEPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PRAISE THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH SHIT, EDWARD IS STILL EHRE AND ALL HIS SPARKLING FAGGOTRY!
Stranger: *FINDS A FLAME THROWER*
You: GOOD FIND
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU TOO BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHERE IS BELLA?!
You: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT BITCH
Stranger: ON HIS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH!
Stranger: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *KILLS BELLA, CUTTING OFF EDWARDS DICK IN THE PROCESS*
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!!
You: EW NOW ITS ON THE GROUND
You: EWEWEW
Stranger: *FIRES ON EDWARD'S DICK AND HIM TOO*
You: HOW DO WE GET RID OF THE ASHES?!
You: I KNOW!
You: *PICKS UP ASHES*
You: *THROWS IT AT FANGIRLS*
You: THERE
You: NOW
Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SHIT, THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN IS HERE
Stranger: NOW LET'S DESTORY THE DEMON SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
You: YES
Stranger: HER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU TAKE CARE OF THE DEMON SPAWN
Stranger: ASLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SHIT!
You: WHERE IS HE?!
Stranger: *FINDS RENESME AND BURNS HER*
Stranger: BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALRIGHT WHAT ABOUT THE FANGIRLS?
You: RTWHJDGBDFB!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: DFJKGHJKAEHGJKAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *GETS STABBED BY A HORSE*
You: DSFBHNKDNFKDJN!
Stranger: I'LL BURN 'EM TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *HEALS THE WOUNDE
Stranger: .D *
You: *FINDS A SAXAPHONE*
You: YES
You: I CAN USE THIS AGAINST THEM
You: *PLAYS SAXAPHONE, AND ALL THE HORSES DIE*
Stranger: TAKE MINES TO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *THROWS EVIL INSTRUMENT*
You: *CATCHES*
You: *PLAYS TO KILL EVERYTHING/EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS LEFT*
Stranger: JAZZ IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'M TRYING MAN I'M TRYING
You: IT'S
You: JUST SO HARD
You: TO USE ALL THE JAZZNESS AT ONCE!
Stranger: I'LL GET AMY WINEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GOOD IDEA
Stranger: *FINDS CRACK AND AMY*
Stranger: SING AMY!!!!!!!!!SING!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO?
You: OH!
You: I'LL FIND MILEY CYRUS TOO
You: HOW WILL I GET HER HERE THOUGH?
Stranger: FIND NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YES! WILL MYSPACE HELP TOO?
Stranger: SHE'S STILL STALKS HIM!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALRIGHT
You: *FINDS JONAS FAGGOT, COMPUTER WITH MYSPACE OPENED, AND MILEY CYRUS*
You: ALRIGHT
You: DO WHAT YOU DO WORSE, MILEY!
Stranger: AMY!!!!!!!!!!!! SING MORE AND I'LL......OMG IT'S THE DEVIL!@!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG!
Stranger: OH IT'S MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YEAH THATD MAKE SENSE
Stranger: EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT DO WE DO WITH AMY WINEHOUSE AND MILEY CYRUS NOW?!
Stranger: SING EVIL ONES!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!! NOW HERE ARE YOUR HEADPHONE!!!!!!!!!!
You: THANKS
You: *USES HEADPHONE?*
Stranger: YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *USES HEADPHONES*
You: OH SHIT, THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE
Stranger: GIVE THEM NICK AND THEY'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: MM GOOD IDEA
You: *PICKS UP JONAS FAGGOT AND THROWS HIM AT ZOMBIES*
Stranger: HAVING HIM NEAR YOU CAN KILL!!!!!
Stranger: *ZOMBIES SNIFF AND DIE*
You: *JONAS FAGGOT EXPLODES INTO A BUNCH OF VOLATILE CHEMICALS, KILLING HTE ZOMBIES*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! JONAS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE'S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE HELPING US!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BYE!!!
You: ?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
This was so epic at the time.
[quote]
Stranger: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS~!!!!!
You: hELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG
You: NO WAIIIIIIII
Stranger: NO YOUR HAND DOES NOT GO THERE!!!
You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENS TOOOOOOOOO
You: DOESNT IT
You: BUT
You: THEY
You: HAD
You: CHICKEN?!
Stranger: KEEP YOUR PANTS ON!!!!
You: IM TRYING
Stranger: NO !!!!!!!!!!!!
You: THE CHICKENS
Stranger: RAPE!!!!!!!!!
You: THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT!!!!!!!!!!
You: IT ISNT ME
Stranger: SAVE THE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLESSSSSSSSSSSS
You: BUT THE CHICKENS ARE DOING IT
You: WHY SAVE THEM?!
Stranger: ANJELL STOP LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BUT
You: BUT
You: I WAAAAAANT THAT HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
You: CAN I HAVE THAT HAT?
Stranger: THEY'RE BEING CONTROLLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DONT GIVE ME HATS
You: THE PANTS ARE ATTACKING!
You: HELP
You: I TRIPPED
You: :(
Stranger: NOT MY NECK!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NO THE PANTS GOT YOUR NEEEEEEEEEEECK
You: LIKE
You: A DINOSAUR
Stranger: I LOST MY PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: OMG WHERE'S EARL!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: DONT WORRY THE DINOSAURS WILL SAVE HIM
You: NOW WE JUST NEED TO WORRY ABOUT THE PANTS
Stranger: HE IS A DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HE IS?!
Stranger: THE PANTS KILLED HIS MONKEY FUFU!!!!!
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!! DON'T EAT HIM!!!!!!BAD PANTS!!!!!!
You: NOOOOO
You: WHAT HEPPEND?
You: MY
You: THE SUN
You: ITS NOT
You: THE SUN AND AND STRICKMEN ARE FIGHTING
Stranger: OMG THE WEREWOLVES CAME AND THEY'RE NAKED!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG!!!!!
You: DO NOT WAAAAAAAANT!
You: OMG THE ZEBRAS ARE COMING
You: THANK GOD
You: WERE SAFE FOR NOW
Stranger: MY COUSINS HALF ZEBRA!!!!!!!!
You: IS HE THERE>!
Stranger: THE WEREWOLVES ARE DANCING WITH HIM NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BUT THAT DOESNT MAKE SENCE!
Stranger: STOP FLIRTING SKYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: KILL THE PANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OK THE OTHER ZEBRA KILLED THE WERWOLVES
You: THE PANTS?!?!?!
You: WE FORGOT ABOUT THEM
You: SHIT LETS GET OUR SWORD OF THE BACKPACKS READY
You: AND LETS TEACH THEM A LESSON!
Stranger: I FOUND THE PANTS POISON!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU DO NOT FUCK WITH CHAIRS!
Stranger: RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!
Stranger: THIS IS FOR FUFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RRRRRAHHGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FUBDHJBSFHBJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *BLOOD EVERYWHERE*
Stranger: SDJKHSDFJKJKJKJKJKJKVBHASDFJKVHIDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: FFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stranger: *VAMPS LICKING THE FLOOR*
You: I...I...I THINK WE KILLED ALL THE PANTS
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CHOOOOOOOCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAAAATEE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!
You: RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
You: THIS IS FOR THE PAVLOVAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *KILLS ALL THE VAMPIRES LICKING THE FLOOR*
Stranger: THIS IS FOR TOKIO HOTEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: AND FOR THE TWIN TOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE VAMPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *STARTS EATING VAMPIRES*
You: GOD DAMN THESE VAMPIRES ARE TASTY
Stranger: TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE SO SMEXY THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!
You: CRAP, THE BEARS ARE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WATCH OUT FOR THE BEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARS!
You: OH NO! GRENADES!
You: *DUCKS*
You: *EXPLOSIONS*
Stranger: I SEE TWILIGHT CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: KILL THEM ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Stranger: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: BURN THE FAGGGOTSSSSSSSSSSSS!
You: I SEE HARRY POTTER
Stranger: CCCHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: HE WILL SOLVE EVERYTHING
You: OH FUCK STEPHANIE MEYER KILLED HIM!
Stranger: TYE HIM UP LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Stranger: IT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I'LL BRING HIM BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *REVIVES HARRY POTTER*
You: UH-OH! THE STRANGEFOLK ARE HERE!
You: OH THANK LAWD
You: ARE YOU OKAY
You: GODDAMN NOW HES A GORILLA
You: YOU DIDN'T HELP ANYTHING!
Stranger: YEAH BUT STEPHAINIE MUST DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: *CHANGES HIM BACK*
You: THANK LAWD THE HULK IS HERE
You: *HULK KILLS STEPHANIE*
You: THE WITCH IS DEAD! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
Stranger: NOW HE'S KILLING STEPHIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: PRAISE THE HULK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH SHIT, EDWARD IS STILL EHRE AND ALL HIS SPARKLING FAGGOTRY!
Stranger: *FINDS A FLAME THROWER*
You: GOOD FIND
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: YOU TOO BELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHERE IS BELLA?!
You: I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT BITCH
Stranger: ON HIS CROTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OH!
Stranger: EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *KILLS BELLA, CUTTING OFF EDWARDS DICK IN THE PROCESS*
Stranger: YES!!!!!!!!!!
You: EW NOW ITS ON THE GROUND
You: EWEWEW
Stranger: *FIRES ON EDWARD'S DICK AND HIM TOO*
You: HOW DO WE GET RID OF THE ASHES?!
You: I KNOW!
You: *PICKS UP ASHES*
You: *THROWS IT AT FANGIRLS*
You: THERE
You: NOW
Stranger: YESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SHIT, THE SNOW WHITE QUEEN IS HERE
Stranger: NOW LET'S DESTORY THE DEMON SPAWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
You: YES
Stranger: HER TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YOU TAKE CARE OF THE DEMON SPAWN
Stranger: ASLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: SHIT!
You: WHERE IS HE?!
Stranger: *FINDS RENESME AND BURNS HER*
Stranger: BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALRIGHT WHAT ABOUT THE FANGIRLS?
You: RTWHJDGBDFB!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: DFJKGHJKAEHGJKAEG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: *GETS STABBED BY A HORSE*
You: DSFBHNKDNFKDJN!
Stranger: I'LL BURN 'EM TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *HEALS THE WOUNDE
Stranger: .D *
You: *FINDS A SAXAPHONE*
You: YES
You: I CAN USE THIS AGAINST THEM
You: *PLAYS SAXAPHONE, AND ALL THE HORSES DIE*
Stranger: TAKE MINES TO!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *THROWS EVIL INSTRUMENT*
You: *CATCHES*
You: *PLAYS TO KILL EVERYTHING/EVERYONE ELSE THAT WAS LEFT*
Stranger: JAZZ IT OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: I'M TRYING MAN I'M TRYING
You: IT'S
You: JUST SO HARD
You: TO USE ALL THE JAZZNESS AT ONCE!
Stranger: I'LL GET AMY WINEHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: GOOD IDEA
Stranger: *FINDS CRACK AND AMY*
Stranger: SING AMY!!!!!!!!!SING!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT ARE YOU PLANNING TO DO?
You: OH!
You: I'LL FIND MILEY CYRUS TOO
You: HOW WILL I GET HER HERE THOUGH?
Stranger: FIND NICK JONAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YES! WILL MYSPACE HELP TOO?
Stranger: SHE'S STILL STALKS HIM!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!
You: ALRIGHT
You: *FINDS JONAS FAGGOT, COMPUTER WITH MYSPACE OPENED, AND MILEY CYRUS*
You: ALRIGHT
You: DO WHAT YOU DO WORSE, MILEY!
Stranger: AMY!!!!!!!!!!!! SING MORE AND I'LL......OMG IT'S THE DEVIL!@!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: OMG!
Stranger: OH IT'S MILEY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: YEAH THATD MAKE SENSE
Stranger: EVEN WORSE!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHAT DO WE DO WITH AMY WINEHOUSE AND MILEY CYRUS NOW?!
Stranger: SING EVIL ONES!!!!!!!!!!YES!!!! NOW HERE ARE YOUR HEADPHONE!!!!!!!!!!
You: THANKS
You: *USES HEADPHONE?*
Stranger: YOUR WELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *USES HEADPHONES*
You: OH SHIT, THE ZOMBIES ARE HERE
Stranger: GIVE THEM NICK AND THEY'LL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: MM GOOD IDEA
You: *PICKS UP JONAS FAGGOT AND THROWS HIM AT ZOMBIES*
Stranger: HAVING HIM NEAR YOU CAN KILL!!!!!
Stranger: *ZOMBIES SNIFF AND DIE*
You: *JONAS FAGGOT EXPLODES INTO A BUNCH OF VOLATILE CHEMICALS, KILLING HTE ZOMBIES*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! JONAS GOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LOOK!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE'S THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: THERE HELPING US!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: BYE!!!
You: ?!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
I tried the same thing as RedSauce.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: VAMPIRES ARE EATING MY PARENTS
Stranger: OH FUCK
Stranger: WHAT WILL YOU DO?
You: OH JESUS
You: I NEED THE BAT
You: FUCK THERE ARE BATS ON THE BAT
Stranger: GET IT QUICK.
Stranger: OH FUCK.
Stranger: THIS LOOKS BAD
Stranger: DO YOU HAVE GARLIC IN THE FRIDGE?
You: OH MY GOD THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS EATING MY CELERY
You: NO ONLY CELERY
Stranger: OH JESUS.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO?
You: BUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS EATING IT
You: I DONT KNOW
Stranger: NOT THE CELERY!!!!
You: I THINK I SHOULD POST ABOUT IT ON FACEPUNCH BEFORE I DO ANYTHING ELSE
Stranger: I THINK THAT GOES WITHOUT SAYING
You: DEFINATELY
You: OH CRAP ROBOT DONKEYS ARE RAPING MY COMPUTER AND BREAKING MY INTERNETZZZ
You: AHFAHGIFJODADFNNGIFDNIH
You: HEED THESE WORDS
You: DONT FUCK WITH A COMBINATION OF 14 SNOWMEN AND GODZILLA
You: IT COULD SAVE YOUR LIFE[/quote]
Inspiration from an earlier post.
[quote]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello stranger, I'm a male. Still interested in a conversation?
You: What are yeh buying?
Stranger: what have you got?
You: What are yeh sellin'?
Stranger: my body
You: I'll buy it at a high price!
Stranger: if you're a gorgeous blond, you get reduction
You: Heh heh, thank yeh
You have disconnected.
[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey man whats goin on?
You: nuthin
Stranger: swet
Stranger: sweet
You: you go to facepunch?
Stranger: yeah
You: dude, what's your username?
Stranger: johnp
You: this is fun, isn't it?
Stranger: hellll yeah!!
You: well, it's no fun doing it to FP guys, so i'll just leave this here and we can continue our conquest
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Stranger: :p
Stranger: thanks!
You: i'm AxisKiller on the forums btw
Stranger: cool
You have disconnected.[/quote]
First FP guy I've found here so far.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: OH MY GOD
Stranger: hey there
You: ZOMBIES ARE AT THE DOOR
You: WHAT SHOULD I DO?
Stranger: what what!?!
Stranger: OH NO
Stranger: stay inside
Stranger: shut off the lights
Stranger: do you have any opera music?
Stranger: if so play it, zombies hate that
You: i think they're gone
You: phew
Stranger: haha ok good
You: 12 gauge zombie repellent, bitch
Stranger: i know its a scary situation
You: wait, what was that
You: OH FUCK
You: THEY'RE INSIDE
You: FUCK
You: FUCK
You: HEED THESE WORDS
You: THEY KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT
Stranger: i hope they fuckin eat you
You: aafgeg98ht89ufg89gygrbfnhgm4123[/quote]
I tried doing the same thing as RedSauce, didn't work as well though.
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: YOU'RE IN AN INTERVIEW
You: SAY SOMETHING
You: NOW
Stranger: me name is tommy and me 3 years old. goo goo gah gah
You: GO ON
Stranger: me eat nails and poop in trees
You: Mommy told me to don't touch strangers
You: u arnt going to touch me r u
Stranger: me not 3 becuz 3 year olds are to idiotic to use a computer.
You: HEY
You: THIS IS BILLY MAYS
You: WITH THE NEW OXYCLEAN DETERGENT
Stranger: SLAP-CHOP[/quote]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: .................................................. .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
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You: never gona run around and desert you
You: Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: rick rolled
Stranger: nice
You: THE GAME
Stranger: damn.
Stranger: you're prepareddd
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: ok I'm lost there
You: Are you still flaccid?
You: It's okay
You: take your time
You: your new to this
Stranger: hahaha
You: fukc
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN EXCITING NEW PRODUCT
You: ITS CALLED THE LAMP
You: IT HAS THE POWER TO LIGHT A ROOM WITH JUST ONE BULB
Stranger: OH YEAH?
Stranger: YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS
Stranger: THEYRE MADE FROM GERMANY
You: VINCE IS THAT YOU?
Stranger: YEAH SUP BILLY
You: HOW'D YOU LIKE THAT HOOKER, BITCH?
Stranger: FU FOR SENDING ME HER
Stranger: HAD TO BEAT THAT BITCH UP
Stranger: SHE WASNT GERMAN
You: THAT'S RIGHT, I TOLD HER TO TELL YOU BILLY SENT YA
You: TO JAIL
You: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: I SLAPCHOPPED HER FACE
You: I HAD THE EASY CHOP BEFORE THE SLAP CHOP AND THE ZORBEEZ BEFORE THE SHAMWOW SO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Stranger: YOU OWN ME
You: YOU STROKEY ASS PUSSY
Stranger: I WISH I COULD GROW A BEARD LIKE YOU
Stranger: YOU'RE MY IDOL
You: DAMN STRAIGHT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 9
Stranger: H
Stranger: I
Stranger: T
Stranger: C
Stranger: O
Stranger: M
Stranger: B
Stranger: O
You: OSHIT!
You: SHOE ON HEAD!
Stranger: E
Stranger: F
Stranger: G
You: is now EWG,
Stranger: no
You: and in a .gif format
You: yes, i witnessed his epic win, and change into .gif myself
You: i cried
Stranger: Get that shit outta here
Stranger: That's obviously Chris Hansen trying to gain our trust
You: o god! your onto something
Stranger: Spread the word. Alert the masses!
You: what about the oprah meme? is that a set up too????
Stranger: No, that's just her being a dumb cunt.
You: oh. okay
Stranger: Is /b/ back yet?
You: i dont think so.
Stranger: Fuck
You: iknorite
Stranger: S
Stranger: L
Stranger: O
Stranger: W
Stranger: P
Stranger: O
Stranger: K
Stranger: E
Stranger: Nice one
You: We are anon. We are legion. We do not forgive, we do not forget. expect us
Stranger: Hone your skills young one...
Stranger: Then we shall meet again.
You: C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Stranger: .....
Stranger: Fail
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FFFFUUUU-
Stranger: OH SHIT. Blood everywhere !
You: SOUNDS LIKE A SHITTY PERIOD
You: TRY A TAMPON
Stranger: yeah well, i got 5 bodies to hide, and a real mess to clean up, you got any pro tips?
You: DO A BARREL ROLL!
Stranger: OH SHI- FBI. BRB
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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