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[QUOTE=oLOL]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK You: hello? You: HELLO!? Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Stranger: oh hi You: IS ANYONE THERE!? You: I CANT HEAR YOU! Stranger: MIC CHECK Stranger: MIIIIIIIC CHECK Stranger: CAN YOU HEAR ME? You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *poof* Stranger: Delicious You: So anyway You: ive always wanted to sex a stranger You: ...or was it strangler Stranger: Straglers You: NO WAI! Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN CO<MMON You: you have a penis too!? Stranger: I have this You: AWESOME You: lets cyber! Stranger: LETS DOAWG You: /me begins to anal fuck you Stranger: /accepts You: /me hears your dad enter Stranger: /accepts You: /me shits himself, runs out the door kicking your dog on the way out Stranger: /kicks dog running to dad You: so anyway, i heard theres an outbreak of necrophiles in alaska Stranger: wait Stranger: in all honesty Stranger: is this a true rumor? You: you You: should Stranger: >:C You: know You: it You: is Stranger: >>>>>::::::::::C Stranger: YOU HAVE SMALL COCK You: its like HOLY SHIT! 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Say hi! You: hewo Stranger: hi Stranger: where are you Stranger: china You: mommy says i shudnt tell peepl that Stranger: yeah shes probably right Stranger: hey Stranger: want some candy? Stranger: its over here in my van You: is it nice candy? Stranger: i have all kinds Stranger: whatever you want You: well i really like wizz fizzes but dont tell mommy ok Stranger: ok Stranger: hey you know whats funny? You: barney the dinosaur? 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You: OH NO![/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyya You: eoh You: elkhrrruurrrghh Stranger: mickey avalon is hottttt You: i banged him Stranger: did u really? You: i dont know who the fuck i did Stranger: what? do you meannn You: where is this going are you trying to have sexual intercourse with me Stranger: noooo sir You: yes you want to Stranger: no i dont Stranger: i m a chick u shit You: oh sorry You: i thought you were a werewolf Your conversational partner has disconnected.
wtf
What, you don't like werewolves?
I cant say ive tried
This thing is fun! Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Cyber? You: Nice. I'll be a small furry animal, and you a middle aged zookeeper Stranger: Alright You: My heart races at your footsteps, knowing you'll feed me, and maybe more Stranger: I notice you taking a dump, and get exeptionally horny You: I notice I toke a dump, and eat some of it. You: *took Stranger: I stamp my hooves against the ground You: A zookeeper with hooves? Stranger: And pull my udders, spraying milk everywhere You: Am I in hells zoo??? You: FIRE BURNS MY FLESH IN ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!! You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You: WHY GOD????????? You: I'M SORRRRYYYYY!!!!!! Stranger: I turn and notice the scary thing behind me Stranger: then realise why nyour screaming You: The scary thing is my dick!! Stranger: then i suck it off Stranger: first with a little teeth, then alot of teeth You: Then I blow a load of lava in your face! Stranger: untill i consume it wholly Stranger: i feel your cock disolving in my stomach, and feel satisfied You: I cut you open, and take my manhood back! Stranger: Noticing the blood dripping from my chest i calmly pull out a desert eagle and blow your brains out, then begin to consume then Stranger: laughing as they topple out of the gash in my stomach You: But my time in hell left me immortal!! You: I EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL BITCH!!! Stranger: This isnt hell, its sea world You: GOD DAMN!! You: They're so similar!! You: I call porposises to attack!! Stranger: I decide to stich my stomach back up Stranger: then noticfe your bloody pulp lying in the middle of the cage Stranger: Ignoring the damp coldness inside of you, i begin to litterally fuck your brains out You: But the devil arrives, and makes it a three-some!! Stranger: Once im finished i take your spine out and begin to whip myself with it You: Now seaworld and hell are one and the same and I'm ressurected!! You: I whip you with my spine as well! Stranger: I laugh as your floppy spineless zombie slowly rolls across the ground You: I shove my head in side your butthole and begin gnawing on your spleen!! You: I get a massive boner! Stranger: In a great amount of pain, and with your head still in my ass Stranger: I decide to finally wrap this up You: We film the final cumshot and decide to go out for coffee. Stranger: and crawl inside of ophrah winfreys pussy, killing us both with no hope of return You: The End. Stranger: Have a nice night So then, I got a japanese person. I began cutting and pastin letters and actually got them to think I spoke korean or japanese. It was pretty sweet. I speak neither :) Everything I said was random, but it kinda made sense, in a broken, bad grammer kind of way. I went to babel fish and translated and cleaned up our converstation to be more coherent based on that. If anyone can translate better feel free to do so. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: PENISPENISPENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: &#20320;&#22909; (Hello) You: OH SHIT!! ASIAN SHIT!! Stranger: &#25105;&#25805;&#20320;&#22920; (Damn it) You: &#20320;&#22909;&#25105;&#25805;&#20320;&#22920; (You are good to damn it) You: &#22920;&#25805;&#20320;&#22909; (The mother holds hello) Stranger: &#20320;&#22920;&#36924; (Your mother compels) You: &#36924;&#25805;&#20320;&#25105; (Compels to hold me) Stranger: &#20320;&#25026;&#38889;&#35821;&#21527; (You understand Korean?) Stranger: &#25105;&#26159;&#26085;&#26412;&#20154; (I am Japanese) You: &#21527;&#25026;&#20154;&#25105; ( Understands the human I) Stranger: &#30475;&#26469;&#20320;&#27604;&#20122;&#27954;&#20154;&#36824;&#35201;&#30333;&#30196;&#21834; (Looks like you're an idiot who wants to be Asian) You: &#21834;&#25026;&#38889;&#35821;&#21527;&#22920;&#25805;&#20320;&#22909; (Understands Korean mother to hold hello) Stranger: &#25289;&#23569;&#35265;&#22810;&#24618;&#25353;&#35268;&#23450;&#21313;&#20010;&#20154;&#38463;&#21733;&#22810;&#20010;&#24102;&#20010;&#25105;&#20010;&#22030;&#22030;&#22909;&#31532;&#19977;&#20010;&#26159;&#21333;&#20010;&#20154;&#24037;&#30475; (Pulls is surprised due to ignorance according to stipulated that ten individual elder brother many belt my quack good third is single looked artificially (No idea what the fuck this means)) You: &#20320;&#21313;&#20010;&#22030;&#22030;&#26159;&#21333;&#20010;&#20154;&#24037;&#30475; (Your ten quack are single looked artificially) Your conversational partner has disconnected.
*wrong thread, didn't mean to post here*
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: have you ever cybered? You: Yeah You: I preform on live cams Stranger: link me to your cam You: No i will let you find it. Go to livecams from ******* and search for: MissBunnyJay You: Show starts in 20 minutes You: Be ready ;) Stranger: is it free? You: Well from the start, but later on you will need to be member Stranger: wtf? Stranger: can't you just link me to some old videos? You: Nope ;) You: But there is a free trial You: NOT You: LOL You: YOU GOT PUNK'D You: HELL YEAH You: HAHAHA You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[quote] Biohazardous: what i do to everyone on omegl =[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: one word story Biohazardous: i just found a catarpillar in my shirt =[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: wtf =[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: You: One word story? Stranger: Hey. Stranger: Go. You: One Stranger: Meh, I don't like it. You: Hurrr duurrr :(( Stranger: OK, start again. You: One Stranger: Day You: I Stranger: Went You: to Stranger: a You: asian Stranger: whore You: festival Stranger: in You: brazil Stranger: where You: i Stranger: punctured You: my Stranger: borrowed You: dildo. Stranger: A You: man Stranger: with You: a Stranger: huge You: ballsack Stranger: inserted You: his Stranger: throbbing You: 7 year old Stranger: virgin's You: mother Stranger: into You: pubic Stranger: region. You: Well that was interesting You: I think this is going on facepunch Stranger: It lost it's way a little at the end. You: Yeh. You: Overall You: A valid effort Stranger: Well done sir *handshake* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :D
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey man? You: What makes this one different from the others. You: Your feeble attempt at holding my attention is failling. You: Good day. You have disconnected.[/quote] Was good till I left for no raisin. [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: bir ben var benden içeri You: What makes the red man red. You: Answer me. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Was good till he left for no raisin. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: You know that knife trick from Aliens? You: I can do that. Stranger: What? You: The one with the knife You: and the robot You: and he's all like You: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH You: But the knife doesn't hit his hand You: That is so badass. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] It seems I only end up talking to myself. God I am so very very alone. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: This chat thing is at least five times worse than TV. Stranger: :D You: I always end up talking to myself. You: Everyone is such a bore. You: Do something. You: Paint a picture. You: Sing a tune. You: Anything. You: Dance and describe it to me. You: My boredom knows no limits. Stranger: wtf Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I hate these people so fucking much.
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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLLOLOL You: YOUR SO FUNNY Stranger: It was never a "love/hate" relationship, it was "love/defensive" relationship. You: hate is only love with its back turned Stranger: I loved you and when things would get so far I would hit the brakes...... You: olol Stranger: Why did you keep letting me back in? You: you had a key Stranger: This didn't effect my kids but I know it effected yours especially your youngest. You: miranda's getting better now Stranger: You were so understanding of my fucked up life, YOU REALLY CARED. You: i still do. Stranger: When we would talk about all the things we wanted to do in our futures it was so perfect,,,,,, You: what happened? Stranger: There's a lot of things I don't understand that I should have dealt with.... You: we could have gotten through it together Stranger: What's that all about? Stranger: But I was to stubborn to think about it and "talk" to you about it. You: is it too late? Stranger: I have learned a lot and you have taught me a lot. You: :) Stranger: I have learned that I need to stop and smell the roses from time to time. Stranger: I have learned I need to tell the person I love that I do love them more often. Stranger: First thing in the morning and the last thing at night...... You: :) Stranger: Because one day they are here and the next day they could be gone...... You: you were always so poetic Stranger: I have learned Heidi is my biggest road block in me having a relationship.... You: Heidi? Stranger: I have learned that no woman can just move into my house and make it feel like hers. You: who's heidi? Stranger: You have taught me that I need to take better care of myself.... You: oh i'm heidi You: i think Stranger: You have taught me that a stir fry tastes good with out the meat.... Stranger: You have taught me that things that come into your life can leave just as fast. You: it's the waterchestnuts, I always told yyou Stranger: You have taught me that Kramer the bear never jumped out of the closet on his own... Stranger: But most of all you have taught me to stop and listen to Kallie ....... You: Kallie? Stranger: Tonite Heidi had some friends over and Kallie and I went to the show. You: like on Firefly? Stranger: Kallie and I talked about you for 30 min on the way into town. Stranger: Some of the things she said blew me away. You: ... You: more like blew you Stranger: We agreed that Heidi was the biggest problem and that she needs to get a life of her own.... You: that whore Stranger: SHe said that your likes and dislikes were things that we needed to deal with... Stranger: But deal with them! You: wait, am I heidi? Stranger: She misses being able to talk to you because you listened and cared You: or kallie You: or someone else? Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT WHAT WAS BUGGING EACH OTHER????? You: idk Stranger: H & K; are my daughtes... your thier step mom.. duhh! Stranger: In stead we through the rest of our life away. You: oh Stranger: I'm NOT trying to change your mind, god no. You: I am so stubborn Stranger: I want you to know that I will always love you and I hope things work out with your boyfriend.... You: fiance Stranger: If things don't work my heart and soul will be here for you..... You: he proposed last tuesda You: y Stranger: WITH BIG CHANGES I use to love to spend the nite at your house and go to work.... You: thank you Stranger: I look up at the stars every nite when I'm outside and think of the nites we would watch them together. Stranger: Kallie asked me if she could send you a letter and I said it would be ok. You: I haven't gotten it yet Stranger: hope you get them soon. -love me Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hay dude Stranger: i'm a girl :_ You: riiiiiiight Stranger: asl Stranger: i am You: I don't know much of it, just the alphabet. You: why are you asking? Stranger: age, sex, location You: ... Stranger: just wondering Stranger: i'm female, 20 Stranger: usa You: 13/f/Iceland Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Last one I'm posting today: Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello! You: Hello! Stranger: who are you? You: do you like elephants? Stranger: I LOVE elephants You: NANANANANANANNA I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN You: batman loves his elephants Stranger: Can I be Robin? You: wat sure Stranger: yes he does You: carry my luggage robin Stranger: Can we bring Pikachu in the Batmobile? You: we're going to hawaii You: HE'S ALREADY THEERE Stranger: He's under the luggage Stranger: I hate hot climates You: he likes it there; he's built a fort You: fine Stranger: hate Hawaii You: iceland You: it's sort of cold Stranger: HELLZ yeah Stranger: sort of Stranger: but Greenland is colder You: a lot colder You: they have polar bears Stranger: Nothing like New York in January, though You: I've never been to NY' Stranger: that's where I'm from Stranger: where do u b? You: do you mean where do I live? Stranger: uh huh You: SILLY ROBIN YOU KNOW I LIVE IN THE BATCAVE Stranger: AAAAAAWWWWWWW Stranger: -smacks own face- Stranger: I so silly sometimes You: it's okay sometimes I forget too Stranger: but in all seriousness... Stranger: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? You: she is actually THE JOKER You: so she's in jail now Stranger: i'm tired of imagination Stranger: let's talk about real life, ok? You: you want to cyber, you Stranger: hahaha you wish You: omegle is for trolling and cybering You: I like trolling You: no cyber Stranger: It's too bad-twas a good idea You: If you said that, I'd start talking about bunnies You: cause bunnies are awesome Stranger: nuh uh guinea pigs are Stranger: are you a female guinea pig or a male? You: GUINEA PIGS ARE BUNNIES WITH SMALL EARS AND NO TAIL You: THEY ARE POSERS You: I'm too young to tell Stranger: no bunnies are the posers You: I say g. pigs are You: they're really stupid You: and don't have a tail Stranger: if you can't be serious I'm leaving Stranger: hmph You: hmph You: HMPH? You: I'LL SHOW YOU HMPH You: hmph Stranger: what Stranger: guess what You: chicken butt. Stranger: HAHAHA You: wat. Stranger: I'm on my period You: . You: .... You: ................................. Stranger: HAHAHAHA You: you act more like you're pregnant You: are you fat? Stranger: nah why? You: i just wanna know You: you can be preggo without knowing You: you just gain a few pounds Your conversational partner has disconnected. Disconnected right before I said, "and nine months later your constipation turns out to be a baby."
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: Hi! You: Whatta ya buyin? Stranger: buyin? You: Whatta ya sellin? Stranger: sellin? You: Ahh, ill buy that at a high price! You: Thank you, Stranger! You: lol Stranger: Right =D You: roleplay? Stranger: yeah, everyone keeps sayin' that, but I dont know nothing about roleplaying on myspace or something XD You: lol You: ill be brother, you be sister, k? Stranger: great ^^ You: i walk in on you after you get out of the pool You: OH GOD! You: PUT ON A SHIRT! Stranger: OMG, whats up bro? You: Nuthin much.. You: *i walk up to you* You: *hug you* Stranger: *i stand still* Stranger: *hugs back* well brother, you do realize i have no shirt on? :P You: Yes You: but atleast you have your bra on :) Stranger: jay, well, that makes everything so much better :P You: *i kiss you passionately on the cheek* You: *start to take off your bra* Stranger: well brother, I dont think this is fair Stranger: im here half naked while you still have all your clothes on Stranger: nope, not fair at all You: *reaviling... WTF??? 2 NUKES FOR BREASTS?!* You: haha, jk Stranger: any solutions? ^^ Stranger: Oh wait, I think I got one You: restart? Stranger: sure, you start, i have no experience in RP XD You: me neither, lol Stranger: still,you start XD wait, just first, are you a boy? :P You: in rl? You: yeh Stranger: ok ^^ im irl a girl Stranger: alright, you may start =P You: k You: Hi sis Stranger: Hey bro Stranger: sup? You: nuthin' You: Just playin on my computer.. Stranger: whatcha... OMG, were you watching porn? You: no! You: its a game called Crysis! You: Is mom home? Stranger: Oh.. that's quite violent, brother ^^ Stranger: nope You: Hmm.. You: Wanna use the pool? Stranger: Sure, better than the computer You: Yep You: I'll go get changed, k? Stranger: me too, see you outside You: k Stranger: *walks to room, changes, walks to pool* You: *changes, gets inside pool* You: AHH! Stranger: A shark? You: So...Cold! Stranger: Oh no! Stranger: *jumps in as well* Stranger: Whoa, it is cold! You: Damnit! forgot that there was ice in here! Stranger: Oh, so that's why it's freezing You: Well, atleast it its sunny outside still Stranger: That's alright, but I'm still freezing You: Well, im gonna tan for a bit.. Stranger: Great idea, get out of here! You: Maybe I'll make some lunch.. You: You want anything? Stranger: Well... Stranger: Perhaps I do, but I don't think it's food You: Hmm.. You: Well, i think ill start making some noodles.. You: *walks to kitchen, makes some noodles* Stranger: great. get me some too! XD You: *grabs some bowls, and gets you some noodles* You: You want anything to drink? Stranger: Sure, wanna get me a soda? You: Sure You: *grabs a 7up and a Pepsi* Stranger: Why brother, you are nice today! =P You: Yeah.. You: Well, im gonna go to the store to get some stuff.. You: You wnna come along? Stranger: Sure. What do we need? You: Some milk, maybe some cereal.. You: some bread Stranger: Alright, lets go =) Stranger: Oh wait You: Well, mom took the car... Stranger: Lets change, first, shall we.. she did? You: but atleast the grocery store isnt to far away You: Yeah, maybe changing is a good idea.. Stranger: perhaps it is You: Yep. Im going to go change, k? Stranger: Me too :) You: *changes into some jeans and a sweater* Stranger: *changes into t-shirt and skirt* Stranger: So, walking it is? You: Yep You: Well, we better get going Stranger: Yeah, we'd better.. Stranger: *gets going* are you going to be getting going along? ^^ You: *Walks to store with you* You: Yeah Stranger: *walks into store* You: ok.. You get the milk, ill get the cereal and some orange juice, ok? Stranger: Yumm, orange juice! :P You: *gets some cereal and orange juice* Stranger: *gets milk* You: *pays for milk, cereal and orange juice* Stranger: *walks out of the store* you comin'? ^^ You: *walks home with you* You: Yep Stranger: So. What's up next on the program, bro? You: Well, im gonna hang out with my friends, ok? I'll be back in like 10 minutes.. Stranger: Knock yourself out :P Stranger: *sits down on couch and turns on tv* You: I'll also be at the store, forgot to get something Stranger: Oh.. what did you forget? You: i need some energy drinks.. Stranger: Need energy? You: A little bit Stranger: Ahww. Why? You: *goes to store and grabs a energy drink* You: *comes back here* You: I need some energy, cus i didnt get alot of sleep.. You: *goes to friends house* Stranger: *still watching tv - thinks: "Why didn't he sleep, anyway?"* You: *Comes back to house looking a little bit suspicious* Stranger: What's up, bro? You: Nothin much.. You: *has hands holding something behind back* Stranger: Wait.. don't try to hide from me boy! What do you have there? You: Nothing Stranger: You know I'm gonna find out anyway, so just show it already Stranger: What is it? You: Well, its something i need a permit for.. Stranger: *stands up and walks up to you* You: Its a... Stranger: A what? You: Handgun.. Stranger: Dude, your kidding me! You: Im going to get a permit for it.. You: Just dont tell mom, ok? Stranger: Yeah, great order. First the gun, then the permit. You: Yeah.. Stranger: ..why anyway?! You: I got the gun from the cops, tho Stranger: you what? Stranger: did you steel this gun? You: Im just keeping it so that if anyone tries to rob our house, i can defend us.. You: I did not steal the gun anyways You: I bought it Stranger: that's... that's mad and kind of sweet at the same time. You: Im going to go get a permit You: Wanna come along? Stranger: ..sure XD my bro getting a permit for a murder weapon. nice. wouldn't wanna miss that You: Now, if i could just find out where this place is for me to get my permit.. Stranger: We don't have the car.. You: I hve a card, i just don't know where the place is.. You: we dont need a car.. Stranger: OOC: a card? that's how we call it in my country, lol XD Stranger: don't we need a car? how are we going then? You: We can walk, its not to hard You: anyways, i dont think its very far away.. Stranger: I'd hope so, if I were you =P You: Yeah.. You: Well, lets go :D Stranger: Let's go. You: *walks to place wtih you* Stranger: So. What do you gotta do anyway? You: Just get the permit, maybe shoot some cans and stuff You: maybe to keep the birds away Stranger: *rolls eyes* You: Well.. You: Yeah Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Whoa, sorry to knock this RP-thing off, but I'm gonna go =( You: KK Stranger: it's 2 AM here, so it may be an idea to get some sleep XD You: lol You: where do you live? Stranger: Holland You: cus its 5:00 PM where i am You: Ahh, Stranger: you... You: i live in canada :D Stranger: ah, that explains it XD You: Yeah.. Stranger: anyways, I'm gonna go and get some sleep. You: later :D Stranger: it was great meeting and rp-ing with you stranger ^^ Stranger: bye!
keepin the thread alive Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: facepunch? Stranger: yes please You: here hav some orange juice Stranger: thanks! *gulp* Stranger: oh what was that taste Stranger: that was no orange juice! You: no it was rhino piss You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA Stranger: oh, not that again! Stranger: last time i took rhino piss i felt sick for a week Stranger: the authorities really should take away that rhino of yours You: they wuld never find it You: i keep it under my bed Stranger: there was this cool video of a pet hippo Stranger: i wonder i could find it again Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk[/url] You: that hippo was ur mum Stranger: oh thats so cool Stranger: a hippo in a kitchen You: a hippo in a toaster Stranger: would you like to taste hippo? You: i alredy hav tasted hippo Stranger: while spending a night with my mom? You: yup You: ill never do that agen Stranger: good to know Stranger: i guess Stranger: though it's between you two Stranger: and the rhino You: no the rhino ran off with a giraffe Stranger: i guess you're into zoophilia Stranger: do you have a pet dog? You: no Stranger: using him for your needs? You: i dont hav a dog.... Stranger: you are dreaming of having one, admit You: LIES You: im dreamin of cats u sick fuck You: i bet u dream of bears Stranger: would you be my bear? Stranger: humdi-dum Stranger: you're a 4chan fag, right? You: nope Stranger: a no-lifer trolling around Stranger: looking for a meaning for his empty life Stranger: feeling cold and lonely inside You: no im not 4chan You: THE GAME You have disconnected.
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Stranger: i put my hat on Stranger: and walk out the front door You: I watch you go You: get in that car You: motherfucker Stranger: i turn around Stranger: with a molotov in hand, Stranger: whip it into your face Stranger: and watch as your body is engulfed by firah Stranger: and laugh.. Stranger: and laugh.. You: the cops get there and shoot you several times Stranger: but they don't know.. You: as you lie dying in a pool of blood and bullet casings Stranger: i am the man of steel.. Stranger: can't hurt me.. Stranger: no Stranger: fuck Stranger: you Stranger: you cant do that You: hahahahah :P
Stranger: I am cool with that. but don't have your bf there cause he seems pissed xD You: &#3663;&#815;&#865;&#3663; You: You calling me gay pretty boy? Stranger: no You: just because i partake in a little penis in my butt action sometimes You: So what? Stranger: I am lost You: Ill show you the way baby Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]Stranger: yoy You: who is this yoy? You: i want a divorce You: im taking the kids Stranger: umm... Stranger: I'm getting a restraining order You: too late You: i already have one Stranger: Great!... we'll make it double then You: double trouble You: hell yeah Stranger: And fuck the kids! take em Stranger: Johnny's a fag anyway You: Hay You: Just because he enjoys sexual intercourse with men does not give you rights to call him a fag You: You insensitive bastard You: Why did i marry you in the first place? Stranger: What!?... who said about sexual intercourse with men!!:.. it's way worse than that! You: I did Stranger: he listens to fuckin Village People! You: You callin me a lier? Stranger: Fuckk off... Take Johnny! You: But... You: You ARE Johnny... Stranger: *plot twist* You: *unexpected ending* Stranger: No!... my double personality disorder's kicking in Stranger: I'm pregnant by the way You: But You: But You: But You: IM YOUR FATHER Stranger: And the kid is not yours! You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Stranger: I'm sorry Stranger: Vegas You: God damnit You: You forced me to do this You: .................................................. .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_ .................................................. ..................................,-~''-,:::::::::::::::::::''-, .................................................. .............................,~''::::::::',::::::: :::::::::::::|', .................................................. .............................|::::::,-~'''___''''~~--~''':} .................................................. .............................'|:::::|: : : : : : : : : : : : : : .................................................. .............................|:::::|: : :-~~---: : : -----: | .................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : : .................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP .................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN! .................................................. ............................,-''':: :'~,,_: : : : : _,-' .................................................. ......................__,-';;;;;:''-,: : : :'~---~''/| .................................................. .............__,-~'';;;;;;/;;;;;;;: :: : :____/: :',__ .................................................. .,-~~~''''_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',. .''-,:|:::::::|. . |;;;;''-,__ ................................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;. . .''|::::::::|. .,';;;;;;;;;;''-, ................................................,' ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;. . .:::::,'. ./|;;;;;;;;;;;;;| .............................................,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',: : |__|. . .|;;;;;;;;;,';;| ...........................................,-";;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;; ;;;; . . |:::|. . .'',;;;;;;;;|;;/ ........................................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;. . |::|. . . |;;;;;;;;|/ ......................................../;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;; ;;; |..|. . . .|;;;;;;;;| ......................................./;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;'', |.;|. . . . ;;;;;;;| ....................................,~'';;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;,-'';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;|. |.;|. . . . .|;;;;;;;| ................................,~'';;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;',;;;;;;| |:|. . . . |;;;;;;;| ...............................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;/;;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;;| |:|. . . .'|;;',;;;;;| ..............................|;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-';;;,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,;;;;| |:|. . .,';;;;;',;;;;|_ ............................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'_;;;;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; |.|:|. . .|;;;;;;;|;;;;|''''~-, ............................/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/_'',;;;,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ,;;| |:|. . ./;;;;;;;;|;;;|;;;;;;|-,,__ ........................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'...|;;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;| |:|._,-';;;;;;;;;|;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;'''-,_ ......................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'....,';;,;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;|.|:|::::'''~--~'''||;;;;;|;;;;;;;;;;,-~''''~--, ......................,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'....../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;|.|:|::::::::::::::|;;;;;',;;;;;;;;;''-,: : : : : :'''~-,:'''~~--, ...................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,-'......,';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;|:|:|::::::::::::::',;;;;;;|_''''~--,,-~---,,___,-~~'''__''~- ..................,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;,'......../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;;|.................. ...''-,_''-,''-,''~ ................../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;/.......,-';;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;|:|:|:::::::::::::::|;;;;;|................ .............._'' Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Stranger: FUCK!!! Stranger: fuckin Rickrolled AGAIN! 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FUCK YOU BITCH! You: THAT WAY ITS NOT RAPE Stranger: IT WORSE THAN RAPE! Stranger: Im Calling the Cops! You: Aaaaannnnndddd...... Cut! Thats a Rap! Good work people![/code]
[quote]Stranger: hi You: Greetings, good sire! You: I just stepped off my airship, what the dickens is this? Stranger: Lol not a RP guy. You: I fuck dogs You have disconnected. [/quote]
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[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: are you a girl? You: I can be Stranger: sick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] This is freaking fun!
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You: oh wow You: that last guy wet himself You: i'm lol'ing so hard Stranger: what? Stranger: you a truthboxer? You: the last guy i was chatting with wet himself You: what's a truthboxer? Stranger: dw Stranger: why did he wet himself? You: well we were doing this thing and he was like "oh you are making me wet" or something like that You: i didn't understand really You: he said his pantys got wet! he called his pants pantys, like something a kid would say or something! Stranger: lol! You: i guess i made him laugh so much he peed Stranger: haha XD Stranger: lmao XD You: i know, super funny Stranger: lol You: you better stop laughing, you might pee too! Stranger: lol I wont :) Stranger: Ive just been to the toilet You: ohhh good
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Your conversational partner has disconnected. epic fail :(
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hilarity ensues Stranger: Hilarity ensues You: loltrain, let's ride it. Stranger: loltrain, let's ride it. You: but but You: I can't win :( Stranger: but but Stranger: I can't win :( You: ... Stranger: ... 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Which is what I would like my trophy made of. Stranger: incidently FE is the chemical symbol for Iron. Which is what I would like my trophy made of. You: oh shi- Stranger: oh shi- You: it's a long shot but... Stranger: it's a long shot but... You: I LOVE MEN Stranger: I LOVE MEN You: ah didn't think that would work Stranger: ah didn't think that would work You: in future you could've just told me that I loved men, instead of putting yourself through the embarrassment. Stranger: in future you could've just told me that I loved men, instead of putting yourself through the embarrassment. You: that you know have to live with You: *now Stranger: that you know have to live with Stranger: *now You: well it's been fun but now i'm off to post this on facepunch. Stranger: well it's been fun but now i'm off to post this on facepunch. You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021[/url] Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021[/url] You have disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey there Stranger: merhaba can&#305;m You: oh no.. ¬_¬ You have disconnected.[/QUOTE] Also, I think I came across an FP'er. But didn't C&P it. So I got this one instead. [QUOTE]Stranger: Hello, may i take your order? You: toothpaste. Stranger: sir? You: madam. Stranger: This is a MacDonalds Stranger: Not a rite aid You: This is Sparta. Stranger: No this is patrick You: No this is insania. Stranger: NO THIS IS PATRICK Stranger: FGT Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
It's down :(
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