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Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: hello?
You: HELLO!?
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: oh hi
You: IS ANYONE THERE!?
You: I CANT HEAR YOU!
Stranger: MIC CHECK
Stranger: MIIIIIIIC CHECK
Stranger: CAN YOU HEAR ME?
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *poof*
Stranger: Delicious
You: So anyway
You: ive always wanted to sex a stranger
You: ...or was it strangler
Stranger: Straglers
You: NO WAI!
Stranger: WE HAVE SO MUCH IN CO<MMON
You: you have a penis too!?
Stranger: I have this
You: AWESOME
You: lets cyber!
Stranger: LETS DOAWG
You: /me begins to anal fuck you
Stranger: /accepts
You: /me hears your dad enter
Stranger: /accepts
You: /me shits himself, runs out the door kicking your dog on the way out
Stranger: /kicks dog running to dad
You: so anyway, i heard theres an outbreak of necrophiles in alaska
Stranger: wait
Stranger: in all honesty
Stranger: is this a true rumor?
You: you
You: should
Stranger: >:C
You: know
You: it
You: is
Stranger: >>>>>::::::::::C
Stranger: YOU HAVE SMALL COCK
You: its like HOLY SHIT!
You: 8=======================D
Stranger: <:
You: so yea, avoid dying in alaska
You: unless you enjoy being violated
Stranger: i shall
You: but just so you know, I'm never gonna give you up to any necrophiles
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Stranger: fuc kyou
You: i know you want to
Stranger: IM SO PISSED AT YOU
Stranger: YOU RICK ROLLED ME OVER FUCKING TEXT
Stranger: YOU PIECE OF SHIT >:C
You: lol
You: ok honestly im not loling, there was no appropriate response
Stranger: ha
Stranger: HA
Stranger: HA
Stranger: tits been guiese
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You: hewo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you
Stranger: china
You: mommy says i shudnt tell peepl that
Stranger: yeah shes probably right
Stranger: hey
Stranger: want some candy?
Stranger: its over here in my van
You: is it nice candy?
Stranger: i have all kinds
Stranger: whatever you want
You: well i really like wizz fizzes but dont tell mommy ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: hey you know whats funny?
You: barney the dinosaur?
Stranger: ha
Stranger: no
Stranger: the fact that this is creeping ME out
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You: OH NO![/quote]
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Stranger: heyyya
You: eoh
You: elkhrrruurrrghh
Stranger: mickey avalon is hottttt
You: i banged him
Stranger: did u really?
You: i dont know who the fuck i did
Stranger: what? do you meannn
You: where is this going are you trying to have sexual intercourse with me
Stranger: noooo sir
You: yes you want to
Stranger: no i dont
Stranger: i m a chick u shit
You: oh sorry
You: i thought you were a werewolf
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wtf
What, you don't like werewolves?
I cant say ive tried
This thing is fun!
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Stranger: Cyber?
You: Nice. I'll be a small furry animal, and you a middle aged zookeeper
Stranger: Alright
You: My heart races at your footsteps, knowing you'll feed me, and maybe more
Stranger: I notice you taking a dump, and get exeptionally horny
You: I notice I toke a dump, and eat some of it.
You: *took
Stranger: I stamp my hooves against the ground
You: A zookeeper with hooves?
Stranger: And pull my udders, spraying milk everywhere
You: Am I in hells zoo???
You: FIRE BURNS MY FLESH IN ETERNAL DAMNATION!!!!!!
You: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: WHY GOD?????????
You: I'M SORRRRYYYYY!!!!!!
Stranger: I turn and notice the scary thing behind me
Stranger: then realise why nyour screaming
You: The scary thing is my dick!!
Stranger: then i suck it off
Stranger: first with a little teeth, then alot of teeth
You: Then I blow a load of lava in your face!
Stranger: untill i consume it wholly
Stranger: i feel your cock disolving in my stomach, and feel satisfied
You: I cut you open, and take my manhood back!
Stranger: Noticing the blood dripping from my chest i calmly pull out a desert eagle and blow your brains out, then begin to consume then
Stranger: laughing as they topple out of the gash in my stomach
You: But my time in hell left me immortal!!
You: I EAT YOUR FUCKING SOUL BITCH!!!
Stranger: This isnt hell, its sea world
You: GOD DAMN!!
You: They're so similar!!
You: I call porposises to attack!!
Stranger: I decide to stich my stomach back up
Stranger: then noticfe your bloody pulp lying in the middle of the cage
Stranger: Ignoring the damp coldness inside of you, i begin to litterally fuck your brains out
You: But the devil arrives, and makes it a three-some!!
Stranger: Once im finished i take your spine out and begin to whip myself with it
You: Now seaworld and hell are one and the same and I'm ressurected!!
You: I whip you with my spine as well!
Stranger: I laugh as your floppy spineless zombie slowly rolls across the ground
You: I shove my head in side your butthole and begin gnawing on your spleen!!
You: I get a massive boner!
Stranger: In a great amount of pain, and with your head still in my ass
Stranger: I decide to finally wrap this up
You: We film the final cumshot and decide to go out for coffee.
Stranger: and crawl inside of ophrah winfreys pussy, killing us both with no hope of return
You: The End.
Stranger: Have a nice night
So then, I got a japanese person. I began cutting and pastin letters and actually got them to think I spoke korean or japanese. It was pretty sweet. I speak neither :) Everything I said was random, but it kinda made sense, in a broken, bad grammer kind of way. I went to babel fish and translated and cleaned up our converstation to be more coherent based on that. If anyone can translate better feel free to do so.
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You: PENISPENISPENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: 你好 (Hello)
You: OH SHIT!! ASIAN SHIT!!
Stranger: 我操你妈 (Damn it)
You: 你好我操你妈 (You are good to damn it)
You: 妈操你好 (The mother holds hello)
Stranger: 你妈逼 (Your mother compels)
You: 逼操你我 (Compels to hold me)
Stranger: 你懂韩语吗 (You understand Korean?)
Stranger: 我是日本人 (I am Japanese)
You: 吗懂人我 ( Understands the human I)
Stranger: 看来你比亚洲人还要白痴啊 (Looks like you're an idiot who wants to be Asian)
You: 啊懂韩语吗妈操你好 (Understands Korean mother to hold hello)
Stranger: 拉少见多怪按规定十个人阿哥多个带个我个嘎嘎好第三个是单个人工看 (Pulls is surprised due to ignorance according to stipulated that ten individual elder brother many belt my quack good third is single looked artificially (No idea what the fuck this means))
You: 你十个嘎嘎是单个人工看 (Your ten quack are single looked artificially)
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*wrong thread, didn't mean to post here*
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Stranger: have you ever cybered?
You: Yeah
You: I preform on live cams
Stranger: link me to your cam
You: No i will let you find it. Go to livecams from ******* and search for: MissBunnyJay
You: Show starts in 20 minutes
You: Be ready ;)
Stranger: is it free?
You: Well from the start, but later on you will need to be member
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: can't you just link me to some old videos?
You: Nope ;)
You: But there is a free trial
You: NOT
You: LOL
You: YOU GOT PUNK'D
You: HELL YEAH
You: HAHAHA
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
[quote]
Biohazardous: what i do to everyone on omegl
=[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: one word story
Biohazardous: i just found a catarpillar in my shirt
=[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: wtf
=[TBR]= Bonk [V|F|C]: You: One word story?
Stranger: Hey.
Stranger: Go.
You: One
Stranger: Meh, I don't like it.
You: Hurrr duurrr :((
Stranger: OK, start again.
You: One
Stranger: Day
You: I
Stranger: Went
You: to
Stranger: a
You: asian
Stranger: whore
You: festival
Stranger: in
You: brazil
Stranger: where
You: i
Stranger: punctured
You: my
Stranger: borrowed
You: dildo.
Stranger: A
You: man
Stranger: with
You: a
Stranger: huge
You: ballsack
Stranger: inserted
You: his
Stranger: throbbing
You: 7 year old
Stranger: virgin's
You: mother
Stranger: into
You: pubic
Stranger: region.
You: Well that was interesting
You: I think this is going on facepunch
Stranger: It lost it's way a little at the end.
You: Yeh.
You: Overall
You: A valid effort
Stranger: Well done sir *handshake*
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:D
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Stranger: hey man?
You: What makes this one different from the others.
You: Your feeble attempt at holding my attention is failling.
You: Good day.
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Was good till I left for no raisin.
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Stranger: bir ben var benden içeri
You: What makes the red man red.
You: Answer me.
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Was good till he left for no raisin.
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You: You know that knife trick from Aliens?
You: I can do that.
Stranger: What?
You: The one with the knife
You: and the robot
You: and he's all like
You: AAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
You: But the knife doesn't hit his hand
You: That is so badass.
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It seems I only end up talking to myself.
God I am so very very alone.
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You: This chat thing is at least five times worse than TV.
Stranger: :D
You: I always end up talking to myself.
You: Everyone is such a bore.
You: Do something.
You: Paint a picture.
You: Sing a tune.
You: Anything.
You: Dance and describe it to me.
You: My boredom knows no limits.
Stranger: wtf
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I hate these people so fucking much.
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You: OLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLOLLOLOL
You: YOUR SO FUNNY
Stranger: It was never a "love/hate" relationship, it was "love/defensive" relationship.
You: hate is only love with its back turned
Stranger: I loved you and when things would get so far I would hit the brakes......
You: olol
Stranger: Why did you keep letting me back in?
You: you had a key
Stranger: This didn't effect my kids but I know it effected yours especially your youngest.
You: miranda's getting better now
Stranger: You were so understanding of my fucked up life, YOU REALLY CARED.
You: i still do.
Stranger: When we would talk about all the things we wanted to do in our futures it was so perfect,,,,,,
You: what happened?
Stranger: There's a lot of things I don't understand that I should have dealt with....
You: we could have gotten through it together
Stranger: What's that all about?
Stranger: But I was to stubborn to think about it and "talk" to you about it.
You: is it too late?
Stranger: I have learned a lot and you have taught me a lot.
You: :)
Stranger: I have learned that I need to stop and smell the roses from time to time.
Stranger: I have learned I need to tell the person I love that I do love them more often.
Stranger: First thing in the morning and the last thing at night......
You: :)
Stranger: Because one day they are here and the next day they could be gone......
You: you were always so poetic
Stranger: I have learned Heidi is my biggest road block in me having a relationship....
You: Heidi?
Stranger: I have learned that no woman can just move into my house and make it feel like hers.
You: who's heidi?
Stranger: You have taught me that I need to take better care of myself....
You: oh i'm heidi
You: i think
Stranger: You have taught me that a stir fry tastes good with out the meat....
Stranger: You have taught me that things that come into your life can leave just as fast.
You: it's the waterchestnuts, I always told yyou
Stranger: You have taught me that Kramer the bear never jumped out of the closet on his own...
Stranger: But most of all you have taught me to stop and listen to Kallie .......
You: Kallie?
Stranger: Tonite Heidi had some friends over and Kallie and I went to the show.
You: like on Firefly?
Stranger: Kallie and I talked about you for 30 min on the way into town.
Stranger: Some of the things she said blew me away.
You: ...
You: more like blew you
Stranger: We agreed that Heidi was the biggest problem and that she needs to get a life of her own....
You: that whore
Stranger: SHe said that your likes and dislikes were things that we needed to deal with...
Stranger: But deal with them!
You: wait, am I heidi?
Stranger: She misses being able to talk to you because you listened and cared
You: or kallie
You: or someone else?
Stranger: WHY DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT WHAT WAS BUGGING EACH OTHER?????
You: idk
Stranger: H & K; are my daughtes... your thier step mom.. duhh!
Stranger: In stead we through the rest of our life away.
You: oh
Stranger: I'm NOT trying to change your mind, god no.
You: I am so stubborn
Stranger: I want you to know that I will always love you and I hope things work out with your boyfriend....
You: fiance
Stranger: If things don't work my heart and soul will be here for you.....
You: he proposed last tuesda
You: y
Stranger: WITH BIG CHANGES I use to love to spend the nite at your house and go to work....
You: thank you
Stranger: I look up at the stars every nite when I'm outside and think of the nites we would watch them together.
Stranger: Kallie asked me if she could send you a letter and I said it would be ok.
You: I haven't gotten it yet
Stranger: hope you get them soon.
-love me
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You: hay dude
Stranger: i'm a girl :_
You: riiiiiiight
Stranger: asl
Stranger: i am
You: I don't know much of it, just the alphabet.
You: why are you asking?
Stranger: age, sex, location
You: ...
Stranger: just wondering
Stranger: i'm female, 20
Stranger: usa
You: 13/f/Iceland
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Last one I'm posting today:
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Stranger: Hello!
You: Hello!
Stranger: who are you?
You: do you like elephants?
Stranger: I LOVE elephants
You: NANANANANANANNA I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN
You: batman loves his elephants
Stranger: Can I be Robin?
You: wat sure
Stranger: yes he does
You: carry my luggage robin
Stranger: Can we bring Pikachu in the Batmobile?
You: we're going to hawaii
You: HE'S ALREADY THEERE
Stranger: He's under the luggage
Stranger: I hate hot climates
You: he likes it there; he's built a fort
You: fine
Stranger: hate Hawaii
You: iceland
You: it's sort of cold
Stranger: HELLZ yeah
Stranger: sort of
Stranger: but Greenland is colder
You: a lot colder
You: they have polar bears
Stranger: Nothing like New York in January, though
You: I've never been to NY'
Stranger: that's where I'm from
Stranger: where do u b?
You: do you mean where do I live?
Stranger: uh huh
You: SILLY ROBIN YOU KNOW I LIVE IN THE BATCAVE
Stranger: AAAAAAWWWWWWW
Stranger: -smacks own face-
Stranger: I so silly sometimes
You: it's okay sometimes I forget too
Stranger: but in all seriousness...
Stranger: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
You: she is actually THE JOKER
You: so she's in jail now
Stranger: i'm tired of imagination
Stranger: let's talk about real life, ok?
You: you want to cyber, you
Stranger: hahaha you wish
You: omegle is for trolling and cybering
You: I like trolling
You: no cyber
Stranger: It's too bad-twas a good idea
You: If you said that, I'd start talking about bunnies
You: cause bunnies are awesome
Stranger: nuh uh guinea pigs are
Stranger: are you a female guinea pig or a male?
You: GUINEA PIGS ARE BUNNIES WITH SMALL EARS AND NO TAIL
You: THEY ARE POSERS
You: I'm too young to tell
Stranger: no bunnies are the posers
You: I say g. pigs are
You: they're really stupid
You: and don't have a tail
Stranger: if you can't be serious I'm leaving
Stranger: hmph
You: hmph
You: HMPH?
You: I'LL SHOW YOU HMPH
You: hmph
Stranger: what
Stranger: guess what
You: chicken butt.
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: wat.
Stranger: I'm on my period
You: .
You: ....
You: .................................
Stranger: HAHAHAHA
You: you act more like you're pregnant
You: are you fat?
Stranger: nah why?
You: i just wanna know
You: you can be preggo without knowing
You: you just gain a few pounds
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Disconnected right before I said, "and nine months later your constipation turns out to be a baby."
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi!
You: Whatta ya buyin?
Stranger: buyin?
You: Whatta ya sellin?
Stranger: sellin?
You: Ahh, ill buy that at a high price!
You: Thank you, Stranger!
You: lol
Stranger: Right =D
You: roleplay?
Stranger: yeah, everyone keeps sayin' that, but I dont know nothing about roleplaying on myspace or something XD
You: lol
You: ill be brother, you be sister, k?
Stranger: great ^^
You: i walk in on you after you get out of the pool
You: OH GOD!
You: PUT ON A SHIRT!
Stranger: OMG, whats up bro?
You: Nuthin much..
You: *i walk up to you*
You: *hug you*
Stranger: *i stand still*
Stranger: *hugs back* well brother, you do realize i have no shirt on? :P
You: Yes
You: but atleast you have your bra on :)
Stranger: jay, well, that makes everything so much better :P
You: *i kiss you passionately on the cheek*
You: *start to take off your bra*
Stranger: well brother, I dont think this is fair
Stranger: im here half naked while you still have all your clothes on
Stranger: nope, not fair at all
You: *reaviling... WTF??? 2 NUKES FOR BREASTS?!*
You: haha, jk
Stranger: any solutions? ^^
Stranger: Oh wait, I think I got one
You: restart?
Stranger: sure, you start, i have no experience in RP XD
You: me neither, lol
Stranger: still,you start XD wait, just first, are you a boy? :P
You: in rl?
You: yeh
Stranger: ok ^^ im irl a girl
Stranger: alright, you may start =P
You: k
You: Hi sis
Stranger: Hey bro
Stranger: sup?
You: nuthin'
You: Just playin on my computer..
Stranger: whatcha... OMG, were you watching porn?
You: no!
You: its a game called Crysis!
You: Is mom home?
Stranger: Oh.. that's quite violent, brother ^^
Stranger: nope
You: Hmm..
You: Wanna use the pool?
Stranger: Sure, better than the computer
You: Yep
You: I'll go get changed, k?
Stranger: me too, see you outside
You: k
Stranger: *walks to room, changes, walks to pool*
You: *changes, gets inside pool*
You: AHH!
Stranger: A shark?
You: So...Cold!
Stranger: Oh no!
Stranger: *jumps in as well*
Stranger: Whoa, it is cold!
You: Damnit! forgot that there was ice in here!
Stranger: Oh, so that's why it's freezing
You: Well, atleast it its sunny outside still
Stranger: That's alright, but I'm still freezing
You: Well, im gonna tan for a bit..
Stranger: Great idea, get out of here!
You: Maybe I'll make some lunch..
You: You want anything?
Stranger: Well...
Stranger: Perhaps I do, but I don't think it's food
You: Hmm..
You: Well, i think ill start making some noodles..
You: *walks to kitchen, makes some noodles*
Stranger: great. get me some too! XD
You: *grabs some bowls, and gets you some noodles*
You: You want anything to drink?
Stranger: Sure, wanna get me a soda?
You: Sure
You: *grabs a 7up and a Pepsi*
Stranger: Why brother, you are nice today! =P
You: Yeah..
You: Well, im gonna go to the store to get some stuff..
You: You wnna come along?
Stranger: Sure. What do we need?
You: Some milk, maybe some cereal..
You: some bread
Stranger: Alright, lets go =)
Stranger: Oh wait
You: Well, mom took the car...
Stranger: Lets change, first, shall we.. she did?
You: but atleast the grocery store isnt to far away
You: Yeah, maybe changing is a good idea..
Stranger: perhaps it is
You: Yep. Im going to go change, k?
Stranger: Me too :)
You: *changes into some jeans and a sweater*
Stranger: *changes into t-shirt and skirt*
Stranger: So, walking it is?
You: Yep
You: Well, we better get going
Stranger: Yeah, we'd better..
Stranger: *gets going* are you going to be getting going along? ^^
You: *Walks to store with you*
You: Yeah
Stranger: *walks into store*
You: ok.. You get the milk, ill get the cereal and some orange juice, ok?
Stranger: Yumm, orange juice! :P
You: *gets some cereal and orange juice*
Stranger: *gets milk*
You: *pays for milk, cereal and orange juice*
Stranger: *walks out of the store* you comin'? ^^
You: *walks home with you*
You: Yep
Stranger: So. What's up next on the program, bro?
You: Well, im gonna hang out with my friends, ok? I'll be back in like 10 minutes..
Stranger: Knock yourself out :P
Stranger: *sits down on couch and turns on tv*
You: I'll also be at the store, forgot to get something
Stranger: Oh.. what did you forget?
You: i need some energy drinks..
Stranger: Need energy?
You: A little bit
Stranger: Ahww. Why?
You: *goes to store and grabs a energy drink*
You: *comes back here*
You: I need some energy, cus i didnt get alot of sleep..
You: *goes to friends house*
Stranger: *still watching tv - thinks: "Why didn't he sleep, anyway?"*
You: *Comes back to house looking a little bit suspicious*
Stranger: What's up, bro?
You: Nothin much..
You: *has hands holding something behind back*
Stranger: Wait.. don't try to hide from me boy! What do you have there?
You: Nothing
Stranger: You know I'm gonna find out anyway, so just show it already
Stranger: What is it?
You: Well, its something i need a permit for..
Stranger: *stands up and walks up to you*
You: Its a...
Stranger: A what?
You: Handgun..
Stranger: Dude, your kidding me!
You: Im going to get a permit for it..
You: Just dont tell mom, ok?
Stranger: Yeah, great order. First the gun, then the permit.
You: Yeah..
Stranger: ..why anyway?!
You: I got the gun from the cops, tho
Stranger: you what?
Stranger: did you steel this gun?
You: Im just keeping it so that if anyone tries to rob our house, i can defend us..
You: I did not steal the gun anyways
You: I bought it
Stranger: that's... that's mad and kind of sweet at the same time.
You: Im going to go get a permit
You: Wanna come along?
Stranger: ..sure XD my bro getting a permit for a murder weapon. nice. wouldn't wanna miss that
You: Now, if i could just find out where this place is for me to get my permit..
Stranger: We don't have the car..
You: I hve a card, i just don't know where the place is..
You: we dont need a car..
Stranger: OOC: a card? that's how we call it in my country, lol XD
Stranger: don't we need a car? how are we going then?
You: We can walk, its not to hard
You: anyways, i dont think its very far away..
Stranger: I'd hope so, if I were you =P
You: Yeah..
You: Well, lets go :D
Stranger: Let's go.
You: *walks to place wtih you*
Stranger: So. What do you gotta do anyway?
You: Just get the permit, maybe shoot some cans and stuff
You: maybe to keep the birds away
Stranger: *rolls eyes*
You: Well..
You: Yeah
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Whoa, sorry to knock this RP-thing off, but I'm gonna go =(
You: KK
Stranger: it's 2 AM here, so it may be an idea to get some sleep XD
You: lol
You: where do you live?
Stranger: Holland
You: cus its 5:00 PM where i am
You: Ahh,
Stranger: you...
You: i live in canada :D
Stranger: ah, that explains it XD
You: Yeah..
Stranger: anyways, I'm gonna go and get some sleep.
You: later :D
Stranger: it was great meeting and rp-ing with you stranger ^^
Stranger: bye!
keepin the thread alive
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: facepunch?
Stranger: yes please
You: here hav some orange juice
Stranger: thanks! *gulp*
Stranger: oh what was that taste
Stranger: that was no orange juice!
You: no it was rhino piss
You: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Stranger: oh, not that again!
Stranger: last time i took rhino piss i felt sick for a week
Stranger: the authorities really should take away that rhino of yours
You: they wuld never find it
You: i keep it under my bed
Stranger: there was this cool video of a pet hippo
Stranger: i wonder i could find it again
Stranger: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3NueKXS6dk[/url]
You: that hippo was ur mum
Stranger: oh thats so cool
Stranger: a hippo in a kitchen
You: a hippo in a toaster
Stranger: would you like to taste hippo?
You: i alredy hav tasted hippo
Stranger: while spending a night with my mom?
You: yup
You: ill never do that agen
Stranger: good to know
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: though it's between you two
Stranger: and the rhino
You: no the rhino ran off with a giraffe
Stranger: i guess you're into zoophilia
Stranger: do you have a pet dog?
You: no
Stranger: using him for your needs?
You: i dont hav a dog....
Stranger: you are dreaming of having one, admit
You: LIES
You: im dreamin of cats u sick fuck
You: i bet u dream of bears
Stranger: would you be my bear?
Stranger: humdi-dum
Stranger: you're a 4chan fag, right?
You: nope
Stranger: a no-lifer trolling around
Stranger: looking for a meaning for his empty life
Stranger: feeling cold and lonely inside
You: no im not 4chan
You: THE GAME
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Stranger: i put my hat on
Stranger: and walk out the front door
You: I watch you go
You: get in that car
You: motherfucker
Stranger: i turn around
Stranger: with a molotov in hand,
Stranger: whip it into your face
Stranger: and watch as your body is engulfed by firah
Stranger: and laugh..
Stranger: and laugh..
You: the cops get there and shoot you several times
Stranger: but they don't know..
You: as you lie dying in a pool of blood and bullet casings
Stranger: i am the man of steel..
Stranger: can't hurt me..
Stranger: no
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: you
Stranger: you cant do that
You: hahahahah
:P
Stranger: I am cool with that. but don't have your bf there cause he seems pissed xD
You: ๏̯͡๏
You: You calling me gay pretty boy?
Stranger: no
You: just because i partake in a little penis in my butt action sometimes
You: So what?
Stranger: I am lost
You: Ill show you the way baby
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[code]Stranger: yoy
You: who is this yoy?
You: i want a divorce
You: im taking the kids
Stranger: umm...
Stranger: I'm getting a restraining order
You: too late
You: i already have one
Stranger: Great!... we'll make it double then
You: double trouble
You: hell yeah
Stranger: And fuck the kids! take em
Stranger: Johnny's a fag anyway
You: Hay
You: Just because he enjoys sexual intercourse with men does not give you rights to call him a fag
You: You insensitive bastard
You: Why did i marry you in the first place?
Stranger: What!?... who said about sexual intercourse with men!!:.. it's way worse than that!
You: I did
Stranger: he listens to fuckin Village People!
You: You callin me a lier?
Stranger: Fuckk off... Take Johnny!
You: But...
You: You ARE Johnny...
Stranger: *plot twist*
You: *unexpected ending*
Stranger: No!... my double personality disorder's kicking in
Stranger: I'm pregnant by the way
You: But
You: But
You: But
You: IM YOUR FATHER
Stranger: And the kid is not yours!
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I'm sorry
Stranger: Vegas
You: God damnit
You: You forced me to do this
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Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Stranger: FUCK!!!
Stranger: fuckin Rickrolled AGAIN!
You: HERE HAVE SOME MOAR
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You: ADMIT IT
You: YOU LIKE IT
Stranger: NOOO!! FUCK YOU BITCH!
You: THAT WAY ITS NOT RAPE
Stranger: IT WORSE THAN RAPE!
Stranger: Im Calling the Cops!
You: Aaaaannnnndddd...... Cut! Thats a Rap! Good work people![/code]
[quote]Stranger: hi
You: Greetings, good sire!
You: I just stepped off my airship, what the dickens is this?
Stranger: Lol not a RP guy.
You: I fuck dogs
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Haven't lolled that hard in awhile. :3
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: I can be
Stranger: sick
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
This is freaking fun!
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Now I feel bad :C
You: oh wow
You: that last guy wet himself
You: i'm lol'ing so hard
Stranger: what?
Stranger: you a truthboxer?
You: the last guy i was chatting with wet himself
You: what's a truthboxer?
Stranger: dw
Stranger: why did he wet himself?
You: well we were doing this thing and he was like "oh you are making me wet" or something like that
You: i didn't understand really
You: he said his pantys got wet! he called his pants pantys, like something a kid would say or something!
Stranger: lol!
You: i guess i made him laugh so much he peed
Stranger: haha XD
Stranger: lmao XD
You: i know, super funny
Stranger: lol
You: you better stop laughing, you might pee too!
Stranger: lol I wont :)
Stranger: Ive just been to the toilet
You: ohhh good
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
epic fail :(
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hilarity ensues
Stranger: Hilarity ensues
You: loltrain, let's ride it.
Stranger: loltrain, let's ride it.
You: but but
You: I can't win :(
Stranger: but but
Stranger: I can't win :(
You: ...
Stranger: ...
You: hang on a sec
Stranger: hang on a sec
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Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: FE
Stranger: his head kinda got cut and moved but thats okay
You: I WIN
Stranger: lol yup
You: incidently FE is the chemical symbol for Iron. Which is what I would like my trophy made of.
Stranger: incidently FE is the chemical symbol for Iron. Which is what I would like my trophy made of.
You: oh shi-
Stranger: oh shi-
You: it's a long shot but...
Stranger: it's a long shot but...
You: I LOVE MEN
Stranger: I LOVE MEN
You: ah didn't think that would work
Stranger: ah didn't think that would work
You: in future you could've just told me that I loved men, instead of putting yourself through the embarrassment.
Stranger: in future you could've just told me that I loved men, instead of putting yourself through the embarrassment.
You: that you know have to live with
You: *now
Stranger: that you know have to live with
Stranger: *now
You: well it's been fun but now i'm off to post this on facepunch.
Stranger: well it's been fun but now i'm off to post this on facepunch.
You: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021[/url]
Stranger: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021[/url]
You have disconnected.
[QUOTE]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there
Stranger: merhaba canım
You: oh no.. ¬_¬
You have disconnected.[/QUOTE]
Also, I think I came across an FP'er.
But didn't C&P it.
So I got this one instead.
[QUOTE]Stranger: Hello, may i take your order?
You: toothpaste.
Stranger: sir?
You: madam.
Stranger: This is a MacDonalds
Stranger: Not a rite aid
You: This is Sparta.
Stranger: No this is patrick
You: No this is insania.
Stranger: NO THIS IS PATRICK
Stranger: FGT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE]
It's down :(
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