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[quote]:razz:[/quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: now
You: this
Stranger: is
You: a
Stranger: story
You: all
Stranger: about
You: how
Stranger: my
You: life
Stranger: got
You: flipped
Stranger: tuned
You: upside
Stranger: down
You: and
Stranger: id
You: like
Stranger: to
You: take
Stranger: a
You: minute
Stranger: just
You: sit
Stranger: right
You: there
Stranger: ill
You: tell
Stranger: you
You: how
Stranger: i
You: became
Stranger: the
You: prince
Stranger: of
You: a
Stranger: town
You: called
Stranger: bel-air
You: in
Stranger: west
You: philadelphia
Stranger: born
You: and
Stranger: raised
You: on
Stranger: the
You: playground
Stranger: where
You: i
Stranger: spent
You: most
Stranger: of
You: my
Stranger: days
You: chilling
Stranger: out
You: maxing
Stranger: relaxing
You: all
Stranger: cool
You: and
Stranger: all
You: shooting
Stranger: some
You: b-ball
Stranger: outside
You: of
Stranger: the
You: school
Stranger: when
You: a
Stranger: couple
You: of
You: guys
You: said
You: were
You: up
You: in
You: no
You: good
Stranger: starting
You: making
Stranger: trouble
You: in
Stranger: my
You: neighbourhood
Stranger: i
You: got
Stranger: in
You: one
Stranger: little
You: fight
Stranger: and
You: my
Stranger: mom
You: got
Stranger: scared
You: and
Stranger: said
You: you're
Stranger: moving
You: with
Stranger: you
You: aunte
Stranger: r
Stranger: and
You: uncle
Stranger: in
You: bel-air
Stranger: i
You: begged
Stranger: and
You: pleaded
Stranger: with
You: her
Stranger: the
You: other
Stranger: day
You: but
Stranger: she
You: packed
Stranger: my
You: suitcase
Stranger: and
You: sent
Stranger: me
You: on
Stranger: my
You: way
Stranger: she
You: gave
Stranger: me
You: a
Stranger: kissin
You: and
Stranger: she
You: gave
Stranger: my
You: my
You: ticket
Stranger: i
You: put
Stranger: my
You: walkman
Stranger: on
You: and
Stranger: said
You: i
Stranger: might
You: aswell
Stranger: kick
You: it
Stranger: first
You: class
Stranger: yo
You: this
Stranger: is
You: bad
Stranger: drinking
You: orange
Stranger: juice
You: out
Stranger: of
You: a
Stranger: champagne
You: glass
Stranger: is
You: this
Stranger: what
You: the
Stranger: people
You: of
Stranger: bel-air
You: livin
Stranger: like
You: hmm
Stranger: this
You: might
Stranger: be
You: alright
Stranger: i
You: whistled
Stranger: for
You: a
Stranger: cab
You: and
Stranger: when
You: it
Stranger: came
You: near
Stranger: the
You: licenseplate
Stranger: said
Stranger: and
You: fresh
You: had
Stranger: a
You: dice
Stranger: in
You: the
Stranger: mirror
You: if
Stranger: anything
You: i
Stranger: could
You: say
Stranger: that
You: this
Stranger: cab
You: was
Stranger: rare
You: but
Stranger: i
You: thought
Stranger: now
You: forget
Stranger: it
You: yo
Stranger: home
You: to
Stranger: bel-air
You: i
Stranger: pulled
You: up
Stranger: to
You: to
Stranger: house
You: about
Stranger: seven
You: or
Stranger: eight
You: and
Stranger: i
You: yelled
Stranger: to
You: the
Stranger: cabby
You: yo
Stranger: home
You: smell
Stranger: you
You: later
Stranger: looked
You: at
Stranger: my
You: kingdom
Stranger: i
You: was
Stranger: finally
You: there
Stranger: to
You: settle
Stranger: my
You: throne
Stranger: as
You: the
Stranger: prince
You: of
Stranger: BEL-AIR
You: The game
You have disconnected
this guy got pwned :) i lied bout everything i said to him in the beginning
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: /\_/\
(^.^)
(")(")
You: sup
Stranger: nuthin much rofl
Stranger: u?
You: nm
You: m or f
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: f
Stranger: koool kool
Stranger: im likiing the uh teddy bear up there
Stranger: lol
You: :P
Stranger: what kindof music do you like?
You: techno from basshunter
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: who dosent honestly
You: so... age?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: hbu?
You: 16
Stranger: yay 16 lol
Stranger: i wish i was 16 again
Stranger: being 18 sux -_-
You: its cool... u can drink and drive with freely now
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: that would be interesting though
Stranger: i cant even drin legally yet
Stranger: lol what country do you live in
You: Canada
Stranger: SO LUCKY
Stranger: i had to go there over april vacation to drink lol
Stranger: the drinkign age here in the US is 21 :\
You: oh
Stranger: yea
You: 2 more years for me to drink :P
You: i cant wait
Stranger: 3 for me!
Stranger: i mean its not liek i dont already
Stranger: but
Stranger: i just cant legally yet
Stranger: unless i travel to canada or mexico
You: if i were u i wont go to mexico right now
Stranger: ohhh hno
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive seen swine flu
Stranger: in person
Stranger: i work at a hospital
Stranger: and theres so amny people with it
You: i want to be a teacher :D
Stranger: aw thats nice
Stranger: iw ork at a hospital now but its not my real job
Stranger: im joining the marines
Stranger: its kindof my high school job
You: nice job
You: marines
Stranger: yea
Stranger: but i dont leave for basic combat traing till osctober
Stranger: so im here till then
Stranger: october*
Stranger: sorry i suck at typing tonight
You: i want to lean apache fighting style
Stranger: that would be balling
You: learn*
Stranger: my brother taught me kravmaga and some other fihting styles
Stranger: cause hes a sensay or however you spell it
Stranger: lol
You: wahts ur ethnic background
Stranger: im white
Stranger: german italian
Stranger: with some native american welsh french and scotish in me
You: japanese malaysian
Stranger: ima mut :(
Stranger: oh sick
Stranger: my friends fiance jsut went to malasyia for 2 years
Stranger: shes douing pharmasuitcals
Stranger: wow i suck at typing
Stranger: shes malaysian chinise i think
Stranger: so hows it liek in canada anyway
Stranger: one of my ex gf's moved to alberta a year ago she says its nice up there
You: its nice in ontario
Stranger: oh thats near i live
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: im tinhking of totronto
Stranger: i live in amine
You: North York
Stranger: hu?
Stranger: is that a providence?
Stranger: or do you mean in amine?
Stranger: maine?
You: no in ontario
Stranger: ohhhh ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ontario is near washington state right?
You: idk bout usa states
Stranger: is it close to the pacific or atlantic
Stranger: ?
You: underneath michigan
You: opps
You: i mean above
You: :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i was like
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you live in mexico now?
Stranger: oh ok i know where that is know
Stranger: whats the temp like now?
You: right now is mild
Stranger: same here
Stranger: its been hovering around 60 during the day and 40-50 at night
You: k
You: im bored
Stranger: same
Stranger: do you have a myspace?
You: no
You: no facebook
You: no twitter
You: wanna play one word story game?
Stranger: uhh ok
Stranger: how do i paly
Stranger: play*
You: say one word and i connect it then u connect it
Stranger: um ok
You: The
Stranger: dog
You: went
Stranger: to
You: the
Stranger: drugstore
You: and
Stranger: baught
You: some lypozine
Stranger: cause
You: he
Stranger: is
You: ill on his anus
You: go on
You: you there?
Stranger: lol
You: :(
Stranger: yea
Stranger: sirry
You: lets start it again
Stranger: Stranger: ill on his anus
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: ok
You: King
Stranger: pooped
You: but
Stranger: jesus
You: clogged
Stranger: the
You: butt
Stranger: with
You: a cork
Stranger: and
You: he
Stranger: ROFLMAO'd
You: and said...
Stranger: holy
You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
this guy got pwned :) i lied bout everything i said to him in the beginning
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: /\_/\
(^.^)
(")(")
You: sup
Stranger: nuthin much rofl
Stranger: u?
You: nm
You: m or f
Stranger: m
Stranger: u?
You: f
Stranger: koool kool
Stranger: im likiing the uh teddy bear up there
Stranger: lol
You: :P
Stranger: what kindof music do you like?
You: techno from basshunter
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: who dosent honestly
You: so... age?
Stranger: 18
Stranger: hbu?
You: 16
Stranger: yay 16 lol
Stranger: i wish i was 16 again
Stranger: being 18 sux -_-
You: its cool... u can drink and drive with freely now
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: that would be interesting though
Stranger: i cant even drin legally yet
Stranger: lol what country do you live in
You: Canada
Stranger: SO LUCKY
Stranger: i had to go there over april vacation to drink lol
Stranger: the drinkign age here in the US is 21 :\
You: oh
Stranger: yea
You: 2 more years for me to drink :P
You: i cant wait
Stranger: 3 for me!
Stranger: i mean its not liek i dont already
Stranger: but
Stranger: i just cant legally yet
Stranger: unless i travel to canada or mexico
You: if i were u i wont go to mexico right now
Stranger: ohhh hno
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ive seen swine flu
Stranger: in person
Stranger: i work at a hospital
Stranger: and theres so amny people with it
You: i want to be a teacher :D
Stranger: aw thats nice
Stranger: iw ork at a hospital now but its not my real job
Stranger: im joining the marines
Stranger: its kindof my high school job
You: nice job
You: marines
Stranger: yea
Stranger: but i dont leave for basic combat traing till osctober
Stranger: so im here till then
Stranger: october*
Stranger: sorry i suck at typing tonight
You: i want to lean apache fighting style
Stranger: that would be balling
You: learn*
Stranger: my brother taught me kravmaga and some other fihting styles
Stranger: cause hes a sensay or however you spell it
Stranger: lol
You: wahts ur ethnic background
Stranger: im white
Stranger: german italian
Stranger: with some native american welsh french and scotish in me
You: japanese malaysian
Stranger: ima mut :(
Stranger: oh sick
Stranger: my friends fiance jsut went to malasyia for 2 years
Stranger: shes douing pharmasuitcals
Stranger: wow i suck at typing
Stranger: shes malaysian chinise i think
Stranger: so hows it liek in canada anyway
Stranger: one of my ex gf's moved to alberta a year ago she says its nice up there
You: its nice in ontario
Stranger: oh thats near i live
Stranger: no wait
Stranger: im tinhking of totronto
Stranger: i live in amine
You: North York
Stranger: hu?
Stranger: is that a providence?
Stranger: or do you mean in amine?
Stranger: maine?
You: no in ontario
Stranger: ohhhh ok
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: ontario is near washington state right?
You: idk bout usa states
Stranger: is it close to the pacific or atlantic
Stranger: ?
You: underneath michigan
You: opps
You: i mean above
You: :)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i was like
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: you live in mexico now?
Stranger: oh ok i know where that is know
Stranger: whats the temp like now?
You: right now is mild
Stranger: same here
Stranger: its been hovering around 60 during the day and 40-50 at night
You: k
You: im bored
Stranger: same
Stranger: do you have a myspace?
You: no
You: no facebook
You: no twitter
You: wanna play one word story game?
Stranger: uhh ok
Stranger: how do i paly
Stranger: play*
You: say one word and i connect it then u connect it
Stranger: um ok
You: The
Stranger: dog
You: went
Stranger: to
You: the
Stranger: drugstore
You: and
Stranger: baught
You: some lypozine
Stranger: cause
You: he
Stranger: is
You: ill on his anus
You: go on
You: you there?
Stranger: lol
You: :(
Stranger: yea
Stranger: sirry
You: lets start it again
Stranger: Stranger: ill on his anus
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: ok
You: King
Stranger: pooped
You: but
Stranger: jesus
You: clogged
Stranger: the
You: butt
Stranger: with
You: a cork
Stranger: and
You: he
Stranger: ROFLMAO'd
You: and said...
Stranger: holy
You: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help!
Stranger: uhoh!
Stranger: with what?
You: IN MY HOUSE i accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: what happen?
You: IN MY HOUSE i accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: are you missing a word?
You: no, i accidentally the whole thing
You: in my house
Stranger: what time?
You: like 2 minutes ago
You: i accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: was the peanut butter used?
You: no
Stranger: ok good,
You: in my house!, i accidentally the whole thing
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: I believe you.
You: :(
You: im scary
You: i accidentally the whole thing
You: :(
Stranger: rape?
You: no
Stranger: murder?
You: i accidentally the whole thing
You: in my house
Stranger: -_-
double post
I seem to have successfully trolled a religious person.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do you ever wonder why we exist
You: yes i do
You: i was just thinking that earlier actually
You: how the fuck did we get here?
Stranger: i believe we were created by a supreme being
You: why though?
Stranger: for amusement same reason we watch tv
You: could be, but why would a supreme being do nothing for millions of years before creating life?
You: and where did he come from?
Stranger: creation could be a long process
Stranger: and that one you have stumped
Stranger: me
Stranger: wait nvm
Stranger: he created himself
You: wtf paradox
Stranger: if you can create why not create yourself
Stranger: were talking about the supernatural here
You: but if he didn't exhist then how would he create at all?
You: he must have had some conscious activity to create
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Okay here's mine
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: the game
You: You just lost it
Stranger: GODDAMMIT
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Stranger: u sing?
You: hi
You: yes
You: i do
Stranger: i love singing
You: Really?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: im sort of famous here
You: cool
Stranger: but not that much
Stranger: how about you?
Stranger: u taking it seriously?
You: yeah
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl?
You: Are you a computer just got here :p
You: What does asl mean? :D
Stranger: age sex location
You: 125666 Male World
You: lol
Stranger: genius
You: :3
Stranger: arent you even curious of my stats?
You: errhh sure..
Stranger: 56/f/uk
Stranger: btw, my name's susan
You: Nice to meet you.
Stranger: dont be nice, you bastard!
Stranger: its fucking susan boyle you're talking to
You: eeerrrhhmm.. Ok... bitch?
You: Better?
You: Sup
Stranger: are u gay?
You: No
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You: Sup
Stranger: are u gay?
You: No
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EPIC
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: hi
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Stranger: waaaazzzzzaaaaaaaa
You: W
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: h
You: i
Stranger: he
You: ha
Stranger: hel
You: ho
Stranger: hell
You: hu
Stranger: hello
You: olleh
Stranger: marco?
You: ocram
Stranger: marco
You: ocrem
Stranger: merco
You: crome
Stranger: emorc
You: omrec
Stranger: cermo
You: mroec
Stranger: ceorm
You: MARCO!!!
Stranger: POLO!!!
You: OLOP¡¡¡¡¡¡¡
Stranger: :p
Stranger: Well played
You: rofl
You: i was waiting for a chat like this for ages
Stranger: me to
Stranger: I kept running into horny girls
Stranger: I don't want that :p
You: lolz
You: most of "horny girls" at omegle are just horny gays
Stranger: duh
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well gotta go
Stranger: gonna
Stranger: haras some more
Stranger: cya
You: bye
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I am actually having an intellectual discussion about the pros and cons of eating meat. I never thought there were people with brains on Omegle!
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Stranger: meow
You: woof
Stranger: *jump away*
You: *wags tail and chases*
You: woof
Stranger: meow :3
You: rawr
Stranger: *sniff*
You: *sniff arse*
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Stranger: male..
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Stranger: hi
You: explain.
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Stranger: Im 17 m you can disconnect now if you want
You:
You: no
You: i like young men
Stranger: and you are??
You: Just some guy that wants to suck your cock
You: and wants you to suck his
Stranger: grose, perv...go pick up some homeless ppl and ask them instead
You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How's it hangin'?
Stranger: hahah, that question always makes me laugh.
You: I usually respond by saying 'From a rope'
Stranger: haha nice, question time..
You: k
Stranger: If you see the word Garbo, what do you think of?
You: ZALGO
You: HE COMES
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey
You: How's it hangin'?
Stranger: hahah, that question always makes me laugh.
You: I usually respond by saying 'From a rope'
Stranger: haha nice, question time..
You: k
Stranger: If you see the word Garbo, what do you think of?
You: ZALGO
You: HE COMES
here's another one
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I love huge boobs.
You: do man boobs count?
Stranger: Nah
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You: AND SHE LOVED IT
You: Shit, wrong chat
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You: AND SHE LOVED IT
You: Shit, wrong chat
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[quote]
You: Why are you here?
Stranger: to rip your arms off and masterbait all over your body.
You: I see
You: Well, I'll just do you a favor then *removes prosthetic arm*
Stranger: shit
You: I can't remove the other one though
You: needs my other hand
You: I just can't really wave it around enough for it to detach
You: you wanna do it?
You: There's a little latch, and then you just unscrew it
Stranger: .....um
Stranger: your such a dick
You: You wanna do this or not?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: lol
[/quote]
I think I was a little too accommodating.
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You: NAZI ZOMBIES
You: EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AGH
You: I NEED HEKP
Stranger: KILL EM
You: YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM
Stranger: okay!! POW POW POW
Stranger: I shot some
You: HERE, TAKE THIS FLAMETHROWER
You: KILL THEM WITH FIRE
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: SUCK IT BASTARDS
Stranger: WOOSH
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: AHH FUCK YOU CAUGHT ME ON FIRE
Stranger: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU UNDEAD NAZI BASTARDS
You: SHIT IM BURNING
You: HELP!
Stranger: I'll STOMP YOU OUT
You: AHH NO
Stranger: STOP DROP AND ROOL
You: USE WATER
Stranger: HOLD ON
Stranger: 'zip!!"
Stranger: Ahhhh
You: ZIP??!?!
Stranger: IM PEEING
Stranger: IS THAT HELPING?
You: FUCK!!
You: THE URINE IS INFECTING THE BURNS
You: IM GONNA DIE
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: WE HAVE TO AMPUTATE
Stranger: I"LL GET THE HACKSAW
Stranger: BRB
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Best conversation ever.
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You:
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You: NAZI ZOMBIES
You: EVERYWHERE
Stranger: AGH
You: I NEED HEKP
Stranger: KILL EM
You: YOU HAVE TO KILL THEM
Stranger: okay!! POW POW POW
Stranger: I shot some
You: HERE, TAKE THIS FLAMETHROWER
You: KILL THEM WITH FIRE
Stranger: cool!
Stranger: SUCK IT BASTARDS
Stranger: WOOSH
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
You: AHH FUCK YOU CAUGHT ME ON FIRE
Stranger: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU UNDEAD NAZI BASTARDS
You: SHIT IM BURNING
You: HELP!
Stranger: I'll STOMP YOU OUT
You: AHH NO
Stranger: STOP DROP AND ROOL
You: USE WATER
Stranger: HOLD ON
Stranger: 'zip!!"
Stranger: Ahhhh
You: ZIP??!?!
Stranger: IM PEEING
Stranger: IS THAT HELPING?
You: FUCK!!
You: THE URINE IS INFECTING THE BURNS
You: IM GONNA DIE
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: WE HAVE TO AMPUTATE
Stranger: I"LL GET THE HACKSAW
Stranger: BRB
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Best conversation ever.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hello
You: how are you?
Stranger: good!
Stranger: you?
You: great
You: I feel exhilirated
Stranger: yeah?
Stranger: why's that?
You: I just got done having amazing buttsex
You: with like 3 other dudes
You: 卐卐卐卐卐
Stranger: lol me too
Stranger: 4 other dudes, actually
Stranger: 5 all up
You: I think you were one of them
Stranger: so I'm totally better than you
You: dammit
You: I'll try harder
You: and by that i mean cock wise
also
Stranger: hi,a/s/l?
You: 9/f/NJ
Stranger: 9?
You: yea
Stranger: so little
Stranger: a little virgin,ha
You: you want it
You: mommy said so
You: you sicko meanie
Stranger: what do u think i want?
You: my gigantic cock
[Quote] Stranger: hi!
You: Good Morning
Stranger: good mornig 2
You: Sooo... Hows life
Stranger: quite gd-
You: YEAH BUT IT SUCKS FOR YOU MAWHAWHAWAHW CUZ I HAVE A PENIS MAWHAWHAWHAW\
Stranger: =.=
Stranger: i have ass
Stranger: u like?
You: Depends
You: WHAT KIND OF ASS?
Stranger: tight
You: ARE YOU FROM 4Chan YOU DAMN PEDOPHILE
You: RAWR
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:fuckyou:
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: What/Who are you?
You: A person
You: no, a alien
You: >:(
Stranger: Aliens are people, too
You: lol
Stranger: don't you agree?
You: yes
Stranger: where are you from?
You: animals are peolple too
You: space
Stranger: no, animals are not people
You: yes thay are
You: i live with a horse
You: and a cow
Stranger: only beings with intellegence can be people.
You: monkeys?
You: lol
Stranger: no
You: :(
Stranger: are the horse and cow aliens, too?
You: no
You: they are...
You: humans
You: lololo
Stranger: oh they are Earth animals
You: yes
Stranger: So you have been here before?
You: yes, many times
You: but invisible
Stranger: why do many people not believe in aleins, then?
You: i dont know
Stranger: Are there any tech advances humans should know about?
You: UFOs
You: alien ships
Stranger: thats it?
You: many times
You: is a secret i cannot tell you
You: many things
You: *
Stranger: Anything about cats I should know of?
You: they are humans too..
Stranger: Yes, I think they are because I have come across some very intellegent cats. The government might be behind that, though
You: yes
Stranger: You know of this conspiracy?
You: yes
Stranger: So its true they are sending cats to spy on people through their windows
You: yes, some cats are aliens
You: is a secret
Stranger: Who do you think is behind all this?
You: my alien boss
You: sorry for my english
Stranger: I thought it was Mefan
You: and him too
Stranger: Mefan is a girl....
You: lol
You: i live with alf
Stranger: Maybe you should send Mefan an email asking if its her
Stranger: tell her the cats are watching
You: ok
You: im gonna send her a email
You: i have to go
You: :(
Stranger: I know her, so I will know if you send her an email
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[quote=]Stranger: hey
You: Was?
You: Sprechen zie deutsch
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You: Was ist du scheiße?
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No one likes my broken German.
[quote=]Stranger: (¯`v´¯)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`• Hey sweetheart! FEMALE?
You: Okay, I won't speak German anymore.
Stranger: wieso
Stranger: ?
You: Was?
Stranger: was ist
Stranger: man
Stranger: ..
You: Nein
Stranger: fick dich
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ^^
You: Mein deutsch ist nicht gute
Stranger: du bist
Stranger: dumm
Stranger: deshalb..
You: Essen mein scheiße
Stranger: gerne
Stranger: lecker..
Stranger: yummy
You: jawohl
Stranger: heil hitler
Stranger: !
You: Jawohl!
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Haha this is so fun.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i see you
You: no need to look around
Stranger: i see ur tail
You: ....
Stranger: *BOO!
Stranger: i can see ur sister sleeping rite now
You: ...i'm the only girl
Stranger: *BOO
You: no sister or brother
You: ...this is getting me wet!!!
You: wanna cybrz
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: alright
You: .....you go first stud ;)
Stranger: asl first
You: 16/f/NY
You: u
Stranger: 20/m/canada
You: ...meh i like older guys.
You: lets get it on
Stranger: well WELL!
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: lets see, u like cookin?
Stranger: we'll start off the scene in the kitchen
You: ok...you do the honors
Stranger: wut do u feel like?
Stranger: food wise...i mean
You: mmm pizza
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: ill go for a bit then u continue
Stranger: we're both making the dough
You: ok...u better hurry i don't want my wetness away
Stranger: adding the eggs, milk
Stranger: flour
Stranger: ur trying to knead all of it together
Stranger: i gently come back from behind around you
Stranger: i wrap my hands around ur hands, showing u gently how its done
Stranger: i breathe down ur neck
Stranger: smell you lightly
Stranger: we've got flour all over both of our hands
Stranger: oooo
Stranger: ur butt is sooooo fine
Stranger: i start to kiss ur neck...pecking...pecking
Stranger: slowly breathe into ur right ear
Stranger: u lean back towards me
Stranger: i stare into ur big brown eyes
You: ooooo my turn please
You: i lean back into your kisses
Stranger: contineu
You: looking into your green eyes
You: and running my fingers through your blonde shaggy hair.
You: i run my other hand down your back and grab ur manly ass
Stranger: oooo
You: as i do this my dick starts to get harder and harder..and i just want to stick it in your butt
Stranger: pls, we don't need two dicks...i alrdy have a dick! what the heck! lol
You: ......damn you figured out my maleness
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[quote]Stranger: 8===D
You: 8!=D
Stranger: 8=""=D
You: 8 || D
Stranger: wtf
You: haha
Stranger: You broke my dick
Stranger: Fucking asshole[/quote]
Haha wow...
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