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[quote=godzillarr;14400235]post[/quote] hahahahha
I have been trying to find another FP member, i though one was Gunski.
[quote]You: A wild snorlax appeared! Stranger: *Throws greatball* You: Congratulations You caught.... Snorlax! You: Snorlax is evolving.... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: ..... You: .... You: .... Stranger: *PRESSES B* You: Snorlax stopped evolving. Stranger: Oh thank god. You: A wild snorlax appeared! Stranger: Snorlax! Go! You: Snorlax used.... SLEEP! You: It was super effective Stranger: Snrolax, use rest! Stranger: WHAT'S THIS!? Stranger: Wild Snorlax and mines are mating! You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... You: .... Stranger: D: You: ....[/quote]
Nice [quote]You: Howdy hey Stranger: YOU'RE FIRED You: AWW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[Quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: shit just got real Stranger: ayyyyye yoooo this is T-Paaaaain Stranger: im talkin in vooooocoooooder on omeggglleeee You: lear tog tsuj tihs Stranger: yooouuuuu juuuuuuust tyyyyyped thhhhaaaaaaaat shiiiit backwaaaards yea You: 気まっすぐ Stranger: daaaaamnn noooooow youuuu talkin in chineeeeeeeeese You: いや Stranger: you must be bilinguaaaaaaaaaaal yea You: ファックそう難しいこと Stranger: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn those chineeeeeeeeeese letterings is boggling my braaaaaaaaaaaainnnn Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/Quote] [Quote]Stranger: hi You: こんにちは Stranger: O_o You: 調子はどうだい?[/Quote] It would appear these guys don't know Japanese.
[quote]Stranger: yo You: Sup Stranger: Hot chick? You: Fugly dude Stranger: Hot chicken then ? You: Nah Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Shit.
[quote]You: Hallo Stranger: heil You: Where do you come from in internet land? Stranger: Ru You: hmm Stranger: and u? You: Facepunchh Stranger: O_O You: Yeah I know You: Crazy name right Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyy? You: I'm writing a book about it You: You should get it. Stranger: about what? You: Smackin' faces You: With mah pimpin' cane. You: Ima call it "facepunch: a life story" You: Gotta go work on it bye[/quote]
Ahahhaa [quote]You: Are you from facepunch? Stranger: fuck yes You: ORLY? You: your username? Stranger: YARLY Stranger: Silvermann You: ahhaha You: acolyt3 here! Stranger: this nigger shit is awsum You: Hell yeah Stranger: good night Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
thats me! :D
[quote]Stranger: SOLDIER! You: My kitten just fell out the window Stranger: TLHBR You: GENERAL! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Huh?
[quote]You: Fancy a bum? Stranger: what's a bum? You: you know. You: a bit of man on man action Stranger: oh. Stranger: i'd love to see it. Stranger: i'm a girl, though. Stranger: so.[/quote] She ruined my plans!
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: [url]http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/7959/21dhlatjpgcx2.png[/url] Stranger: y/n? You: no Stranger: ok Stranger: so the catch Stranger: do you think i am hotter or uglier irl? You: ew thats sik Stranger: guess You: hotteer Stranger: haha Stranger: here's me: [url]http://www.iphotohost.com/viewimage.php?file=vnp79583.jpg[/url] You: na i jj ugry very ugry Stranger: oh yeah? You: ye3ap i hate u Stranger: lol Stranger: cool You: nice piercing tho4 Stranger: um Stranger: thanks? You: lol tht rly u? Stranger: yeah You: kwelies Stranger: i thought you hated me and i was ugly? You: na i lied =p Stranger: okay ;) You: lolol 1 word at a time story You: i Stranger: i? You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/-- Stranger: oh lame Stranger: so over used You: pedo pedo pedo You: stranger danger Stranger: uh huh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: rawr You: Garry? Stranger: no You: Is it garry? You: IT IS GARRY YOU LIAR Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: Stranger: ;;;;; You: STOP LYING I CAN SEE THROUGH SHIT! Stranger: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAHHH PEWWWWWWWWWWW Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] He ruined it.
Just told some racist jokes to a stranger, and told him I was in his closet.
If anybody got a guy spamming the pedobear and then leaving, it was me :V
Damn it! No one wants to talk with iGod!
[QUOTE=silvermann;14400337]thats me! :D[/QUOTE] OH SHIT! Epic!
[quote]Stranger: Good day You: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again Stranger: Doth thou have a talking horse? You: No he's at the mechanics. Stranger: I have thrice talking horses. You: He started speaking french. Stranger: Damn those french. You: Thrice? Spread the wealth man Stranger: They overran the trenches....but our longbowmen shall prevail! Stranger: FORWARD MARCH! You: YAaaaA! Stranger: YE HA! You: Pew pew pew Stranger: Have at you! You: Shink! You: Swing! Stranger: CALL DOWN THE LAZER CATS! You: PEW PEW Stranger: We'll show those bastard French! You: ROCKET LAUNCHER ARTILLERY You: BANG You: CHUCK NORRIS Stranger: Nuclear strike, detected. You: Duck and cover boys! Stranger: LAUNCH ALL MISSILES! You: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE Stranger: THOSE DAMN RUSKIES ARE BACK! You: NOT THE RUSKIES! Stranger: Yeah, I hate those eskimo fucking assholes. You: Quick, gimme an egg Stranger: What color? You: Gold Stranger: Gold? You: YES GOLD You: We're losing precious time! Stranger: We don't have any :( You: Damn... You: Hmm You: What do you suggest? Stranger: Ostrich eggs! You: GOOD PLAN You: Throw'em at them! You: HA TAKE THAT YA BUM Stranger: Dude I want to egg someones house with ostrich eggs. Stranger: That would be fuckin pro You: Oh my god You: Epic You: Lol if they came out Stranger: In the snow! You: SPLAT Stranger: So you could piss in their lawn and write! Stranger: I EGGED U WITH OSTRICH EGGS BITCHES I R L33T You: Oh god Stranger: PEWPEW You: yes You: and then you bulldoze their house Stranger: You'd need like 5 guys though, I can't piss that much. Stranger: Naturally Stranger: Congrats, you are now the official 'longest person to talk to me on this stupid website'! Stranger: Here's a cookie. Stranger: Now go :tophat: yourself.[/quote] [quote]Stranger: hello sir/maam? You: both You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: =) You: Wait.. Richard? You: RICHARD IS THAT YOU?! Stranger: Yea Stranger: It is You: OH mY GOD RICHARD You: COME HOME BABY Stranger: I'm Stranger: busy... You: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? Stranger: I'm .... Stranger: having an affair You: OH GOD NO RICHARD You: PLEASE NO You: I LOVED YOU You: YOU CANT DO THIS Stranger: It's okay Juliet, we can work things out Stranger: I promise You: COME HOME BABY PLEASE Stranger: I can't You: Why? Stranger: I'm uhh...well, you see...I kinda got my .... stuck in Mrs Wilsons .... you know You: Oh god.. Where is Mrs Wilson now? Stranger: Sharpening her axe You: Oh god no! Not for.. your.. MR TWINKY?! Stranger: MR TWINKY? YOUR AN IMPOSTER! My real wife calls him Mr Godzilla Baby You: Mwuhah! You found me! Stranger: I knew it all along Stranger: Muhahaha Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Epic conversation ahead. [quote]You: is your name really stranger? You: because apparently my name is you You: :( Stranger: I could ask you the same thing... You: Wait... does it say I'm the stranger on your screen?!!?! Stranger: Yeah. Stranger: Wait... You: ... Stranger: If my name's you, and your name's you, but my name's stranger, and your name's stranger... Stranger: we're the same person. You: ... Holy shit. You: This is... me? You? This ... oh my god. You: How did you get onto the computer?! Stranger: Remember that time that I, err you, errr, we raped that girl? You: ... We should forget about it. You: She deserved it. You: That hat was disgusting. Stranger: Yeah, what a whore. You: I've actually completely forgotten where we hid the body. Stranger: Me too. You: Every time I see the news I'm afraid they might find out. Stranger: Ah, shh, they never will. Stranger: We hid her good. You: But... all those stories. You: Where they find the person years later. Stranger: Bah! All gibberish. You: ... I hope. Stranger: Hush... Stranger: It is. You: We better hope that Josh doesn't say anything. You: We wouldn't want to... hurt him. Stranger: Josh? That piece of shit? Stranger: We killed him yesterday, don't you remember? You: We... we did? Stranger: I did. You: I... I don't remember much... about yesterday. Stranger: You wouldn't go willing, I pushed you inside. Stranger: Of course you wouldn't, Stranger: I became the Real you. Stranger: In fact, you are the one inside. Stranger: I am the real Us. You: ... No. You: I... no. Stranger: Yes, there is no denying it You: I have control. You: You're just my mind. Stranger: No I'm not. Stranger: I am You. Stranger: You are just a Stranger. You: ... But... I am the one in control. You: No. You: NO. You: You're the stranger! Stranger: That's what you seem to think. You: I know you're the stranger! You: It says it! Stranger: Then why did you kill Josh yesterday? You: That was you! You: I You: I mean Stranger: The police will come looking for You. You: No, that was You! Stranger: Which you just said was yourself. Stranger: Enjoy prison. You: NO Stranger: You are You. You: I DIDN'T DO IT You: JOSH WAS THE ONLY PERSON I HAD LEFT You: I DID NOT KILL HIM You: YOU DID Stranger: Yes, You did. You: Oh... oh god. You: I... I killed Josh. Stranger: Josh was the only one I had left. Stranger: and You killed him. You: But... You said You did./ You: Earlier. Stranger: When You type, what does it say? Stranger: I am merely a stranger. Stranger: You are You. Stranger: You are guily. You: I... I... You: ... Oh my god why. Why. Stranger: Because... I am You. Stranger: Accept it. You: I'm sorry, Josh. I'm so sorry.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Tyvak;14400461]Epic conversation ahead.[/QUOTE] You win everything.
[QUOTE=Tyvak;14400461]Epic conversation ahead.[/QUOTE] Epic.
Oh shit I think we done crashed the site.
[quote]Stranger: Will you touch me? You: Where? Stranger: knees You: How about higher? Stranger: Shoulders is fine You: No, higher. Stranger: Sombrero?[/quote] oh lord lol
Stranger: hi there, are you from the state of washington? You: God no You: That zone is irradiated fool You: The super mutants would eat me Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ahahahaha I couldn't stop laughing at the picture [quote]Stranger: ok im female You: YOU'RE A LIAR Stranger: :O i aint You: i'll show you a picture You: but i'm telling you Stranger: ill send u a link to my pic You: i look younger You: okay Stranger: k You: shjow me yours Stranger: [url]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p219/xshexishellx/100_0725.jpg[/url] You: virus Stranger: no it aint Stranger: its a link to my photobucket You: why is there a penis coming out of your mouth Stranger: wot lol You: why Stranger: why ?? You: how did it get in there Stranger: lmfao its my tounge You: oh[/quote]
You: hi Stranger: Hi. You: Hi. Stranger: Female right? You: yeah Stranger: Dam, I think I'm in love with you already. Stranger: You may be my soul mate, would you like to get married? You: what? Stranger: I had a wedding all planned out with my fiance but boy, that didn't work. So, would you like to get married? You: are you serious Stranger: Why would I be lying? Stranger: I just think you may be my soul mate, since out of 846users online, I met you. You: uh Stranger: ;( I'm so going to have wet dreams about you. Hope we get married one day. Stranger: I just know you're my soul mate, we have so much in common. You: yeah You: so You: I guess you're rubbing your dick right now to Stranger: No. You: huh? Stranger: I'm just thinking about the positions we can do and what now... if we were married. Stranger: Mind telling me your address? So I can send you a plane ticket to Australia and we can get married. You: I just thought so, because I'm rubbing my dick right now Stranger: Oh fuck, that's hot man. Mind webcamming? You: yeah You: whats your msn Stranger: [email]lookingforwedds@hotmail.com[/email] Stranger: what's yours? You: [email]HISPANICLOCKEDCOCK13@hotmail.com[/email] Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: HELLO THERE You: Bill? Stranger: No, it's Hilary. Stranger: STAY AWAY MONICA You: HILARY! MY BABY! You: COME HOME! PLEASE! Stranger: Back off my Billy. You: cyber? Stranger: ok! You: *takes off bra* Stranger: aww man Stranger: I'm no lesbian You: *starts rubbing dick* Stranger: lolol Stranger: mmm just the way i like my men Stranger: with man tits You: *fingers vagina* Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Mm-ma-ma mara Stranger: BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR U SAY WAYO Connection imploded. or send us feedback. Imploded? Wha?
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: EW You: Does it say I am a stranger to you? Stranger: No You: What does it say? Stranger: "You" Stranger: and when I talk Stranger: it says "stranger" You: Interesting.. Let me just fix that.. You: Okay, now try. Stranger: ok You: Working now? Stranger: no it's still busted captain You: Damn.. Stranger: WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOUA DOING TO MY CCOMPTUER?!1/! You: Oh, I'm the managar of Omegle. I just like asking peoples opinion on my new creation. :) Stranger: YOU'RE A LIAR Stranger: LIARRR You: I have your IP right in-front of me.. How is that lieing? Stranger: What's my IP? ;D You: It is.. 134.213.1.134 Stranger: And my service provider? You: Well that depends on where you live now doesn't it? Stranger: so where do I live, determine that from my IP. You: That is not possible, seeing as though this is only Omegle. Stranger: Fail Stranger: I used to mod on a big forum. You smell like nub. You: Wait.. It says here that you played soccer as a young child.. Am I right? Stranger: ololool Stranger: And, also that's untrue Stranger: I never like football. Stranger: And gtfo amerifag You: I am actually Australian. Stranger: Oh god. Stranger: You're supposed to be from England, unless you're a stupid austranigger Stranger: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU SON Stranger: IT'S FOOTBALL Stranger: :'( You: Wait.. Dad? You: DAD IS THAT YOU?! Stranger: Your Mother would hate to see you like this. Stranger: I HAVE Stranger: NO Stranger: SON You: Nooo! Dad! PLEASE! FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS! Stranger: No! You: DAD NOOO! Stranger: anywayz son ttyl bai[/quote]
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