Nice
[quote]You: Howdy hey
Stranger: YOU'RE FIRED
You: AWW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[Quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: shit just got real
Stranger: ayyyyye yoooo this is T-Paaaaain
Stranger: im talkin in vooooocoooooder on omeggglleeee
You: lear tog tsuj tihs
Stranger: yooouuuuu juuuuuuust tyyyyyped thhhhaaaaaaaat shiiiit backwaaaards yea
You:
気まっすぐ
Stranger: daaaaamnn noooooow youuuu talkin in chineeeeeeeeese
You:
いや
Stranger: you must be bilinguaaaaaaaaaaal yea
You: ファックそう難しいこと
Stranger: daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn those chineeeeeeeeeese letterings is boggling my braaaaaaaaaaaainnnn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/Quote]
[Quote]Stranger: hi
You:
こんにちは
Stranger: O_o
You: 調子はどうだい?[/Quote]
It would appear these guys don't know Japanese.
[quote]Stranger: yo
You: Sup
Stranger: Hot chick?
You: Fugly dude
Stranger: Hot chicken then ?
You: Nah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Shit.
[quote]You: Hallo
Stranger: heil
You: Where do you come from in internet land?
Stranger: Ru
You: hmm
Stranger: and u?
You: Facepunchh
Stranger: O_O
You: Yeah I know
You: Crazy name right
Stranger: whyyyyyyyyyyy?
You: I'm writing a book about it
You: You should get it.
Stranger: about what?
You: Smackin' faces
You: With mah pimpin' cane.
You: Ima call it "facepunch: a life story"
You: Gotta go work on it bye[/quote]
Ahahhaa
[quote]You: Are you from facepunch?
Stranger: fuck yes
You: ORLY?
You: your username?
Stranger: YARLY
Stranger: Silvermann
You: ahhaha
You: acolyt3 here!
Stranger: this nigger shit is awsum
You: Hell yeah
Stranger: good night
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
thats me! :D
[quote]Stranger: SOLDIER!
You: My kitten just fell out the window
Stranger: TLHBR
You: GENERAL!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Huh?
[quote]You: Fancy a bum?
Stranger: what's a bum?
You: you know.
You: a bit of man on man action
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: i'd love to see it.
Stranger: i'm a girl, though.
Stranger: so.[/quote]
She ruined my plans!
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: rawr
You: Garry?
Stranger: no
You: Is it garry?
You: IT IS GARRY YOU LIAR
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: ;;;;;
You: STOP LYING I CAN SEE THROUGH SHIT!
Stranger: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAHHH PEWWWWWWWWWWW
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
He ruined it.
Just told some racist jokes to a stranger, and told him I was in his closet.
If anybody got a guy spamming the pedobear and then leaving, it was me :V
[quote]Stranger: Good day
You: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again
Stranger: Doth thou have a talking horse?
You: No he's at the mechanics.
Stranger: I have thrice talking horses.
You: He started speaking french.
Stranger: Damn those french.
You: Thrice? Spread the wealth man
Stranger: They overran the trenches....but our longbowmen shall prevail!
Stranger: FORWARD MARCH!
You: YAaaaA!
Stranger: YE HA!
You: Pew pew pew
Stranger: Have at you!
You: Shink!
You: Swing!
Stranger: CALL DOWN THE LAZER CATS!
You: PEW PEW
Stranger: We'll show those bastard French!
You: ROCKET LAUNCHER ARTILLERY
You: BANG
You: CHUCK NORRIS
Stranger: Nuclear strike, detected.
You: Duck and cover boys!
Stranger: LAUNCH ALL MISSILES!
You: FIREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Stranger: THOSE DAMN RUSKIES ARE BACK!
You: NOT THE RUSKIES!
Stranger: Yeah, I hate those eskimo fucking assholes.
You: Quick, gimme an egg
Stranger: What color?
You: Gold
Stranger: Gold?
You: YES GOLD
You: We're losing precious time!
Stranger: We don't have any :(
You: Damn...
You: Hmm
You: What do you suggest?
Stranger: Ostrich eggs!
You: GOOD PLAN
You: Throw'em at them!
You: HA TAKE THAT YA BUM
Stranger: Dude I want to egg someones house with ostrich eggs.
Stranger: That would be fuckin pro
You: Oh my god
You: Epic
You: Lol if they came out
Stranger: In the snow!
You: SPLAT
Stranger: So you could piss in their lawn and write!
Stranger: I EGGED U WITH OSTRICH EGGS BITCHES I R L33T
You: Oh god
Stranger: PEWPEW
You: yes
You: and then you bulldoze their house
Stranger: You'd need like 5 guys though, I can't piss that much.
Stranger: Naturally
Stranger: Congrats, you are now the official 'longest person to talk to me on this stupid website'!
Stranger: Here's a cookie.
Stranger: Now go :tophat: yourself.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: hello sir/maam?
You: both
You have disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Stranger: =)
You: Wait.. Richard?
You: RICHARD IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: It is
You: OH mY GOD RICHARD
You: COME HOME BABY
Stranger: I'm
Stranger: busy...
You: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
Stranger: I'm ....
Stranger: having an affair
You: OH GOD NO RICHARD
You: PLEASE NO
You: I LOVED YOU
You: YOU CANT DO THIS
Stranger: It's okay Juliet, we can work things out
Stranger: I promise
You: COME HOME BABY PLEASE
Stranger: I can't
You: Why?
Stranger: I'm uhh...well, you see...I kinda got my .... stuck in Mrs Wilsons .... you know
You: Oh god.. Where is Mrs Wilson now?
Stranger: Sharpening her axe
You: Oh god no! Not for.. your.. MR TWINKY?!
Stranger: MR TWINKY? YOUR AN IMPOSTER! My real wife calls him Mr Godzilla Baby
You: Mwuhah! You found me!
Stranger: I knew it all along
Stranger: Muhahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Epic conversation ahead.
[quote]You: is your name really stranger?
You: because apparently my name is you
You: :(
Stranger: I could ask you the same thing...
You: Wait... does it say I'm the stranger on your screen?!!?!
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Wait...
You: ...
Stranger: If my name's you, and your name's you, but my name's stranger, and your name's stranger...
Stranger: we're the same person.
You: ... Holy shit.
You: This is... me? You? This ... oh my god.
You: How did you get onto the computer?!
Stranger: Remember that time that I, err you, errr, we raped that girl?
You: ... We should forget about it.
You: She deserved it.
You: That hat was disgusting.
Stranger: Yeah, what a whore.
You: I've actually completely forgotten where we hid the body.
Stranger: Me too.
You: Every time I see the news I'm afraid they might find out.
Stranger: Ah, shh, they never will.
Stranger: We hid her good.
You: But... all those stories.
You: Where they find the person years later.
Stranger: Bah! All gibberish.
You: ... I hope.
Stranger: Hush...
Stranger: It is.
You: We better hope that Josh doesn't say anything.
You: We wouldn't want to... hurt him.
Stranger: Josh? That piece of shit?
Stranger: We killed him yesterday, don't you remember?
You: We... we did?
Stranger: I did.
You: I... I don't remember much... about yesterday.
Stranger: You wouldn't go willing, I pushed you inside.
Stranger: Of course you wouldn't,
Stranger: I became the Real you.
Stranger: In fact, you are the one inside.
Stranger: I am the real Us.
You: ... No.
You: I... no.
Stranger: Yes, there is no denying it
You: I have control.
You: You're just my mind.
Stranger: No I'm not.
Stranger: I am You.
Stranger: You are just a Stranger.
You: ... But... I am the one in control.
You: No.
You: NO.
You: You're the stranger!
Stranger: That's what you seem to think.
You: I know you're the stranger!
You: It says it!
Stranger: Then why did you kill Josh yesterday?
You: That was you!
You: I
You: I mean
Stranger: The police will come looking for You.
You: No, that was You!
Stranger: Which you just said was yourself.
Stranger: Enjoy prison.
You: NO
Stranger: You are You.
You: I DIDN'T DO IT
You: JOSH WAS THE ONLY PERSON I HAD LEFT
You: I DID NOT KILL HIM
You: YOU DID
Stranger: Yes, You did.
You: Oh... oh god.
You: I... I killed Josh.
Stranger: Josh was the only one I had left.
Stranger: and You killed him.
You: But... You said You did./
You: Earlier.
Stranger: When You type, what does it say?
Stranger: I am merely a stranger.
Stranger: You are You.
Stranger: You are guily.
You: I... I...
You: ... Oh my god why. Why.
Stranger: Because... I am You.
Stranger: Accept it.
You: I'm sorry, Josh. I'm so sorry.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Tyvak;14400461]Epic conversation ahead.[/QUOTE]
You win everything.
[quote]Stranger: Will you touch me?
You: Where?
Stranger: knees
You: How about higher?
Stranger: Shoulders is fine
You: No, higher.
Stranger: Sombrero?[/quote]
oh lord lol
Stranger: hi there, are you from the state of washington?
You: God no
You: That zone is irradiated fool
You: The super mutants would eat me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ahahahaha I couldn't stop laughing at the picture
[quote]Stranger: ok im female
You: YOU'RE A LIAR
Stranger: :O i aint
You: i'll show you a picture
You: but i'm telling you
Stranger: ill send u a link to my pic
You: i look younger
You: okay
Stranger: k
You: shjow me yours
Stranger: [url]http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p219/xshexishellx/100_0725.jpg[/url]
You: virus
Stranger: no it aint
Stranger: its a link to my photobucket
You: why is there a penis coming out of your mouth
Stranger: wot lol
You: why
Stranger: why ??
You: how did it get in there
Stranger: lmfao its my tounge
You: oh[/quote]
You: hi
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hi.
Stranger: Female right?
You: yeah
Stranger: Dam, I think I'm in love with you already.
Stranger: You may be my soul mate, would you like to get married?
You: what?
Stranger: I had a wedding all planned out with my fiance but boy, that didn't work. So, would you like to get married?
You: are you serious
Stranger: Why would I be lying?
Stranger: I just think you may be my soul mate, since out of 846users online, I met you.
You: uh
Stranger: ;( I'm so going to have wet dreams about you. Hope we get married one day.
Stranger: I just know you're my soul mate, we have so much in common.
You: yeah
You: so
You: I guess you're rubbing your dick right now to
Stranger: No.
You: huh?
Stranger: I'm just thinking about the positions we can do and what now... if we were married.
Stranger: Mind telling me your address? So I can send you a plane ticket to Australia and we can get married.
You: I just thought so, because I'm rubbing my dick right now
Stranger: Oh fuck, that's hot man. Mind webcamming?
You: yeah
You: whats your msn
Stranger: [email]lookingforwedds@hotmail.com[/email]
Stranger: what's yours?
You: [email]HISPANICLOCKEDCOCK13@hotmail.com[/email]
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Stranger: HELLO THERE
You: Bill?
Stranger: No, it's Hilary.
Stranger: STAY AWAY MONICA
You: HILARY! MY BABY!
You: COME HOME! PLEASE!
Stranger: Back off my Billy.
You: cyber?
Stranger: ok!
You: *takes off bra*
Stranger: aww man
Stranger: I'm no lesbian
You: *starts rubbing dick*
Stranger: lolol
Stranger: mmm just the way i like my men
Stranger: with man tits
You: *fingers vagina*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Mm-ma-ma mara
Stranger: BOOM BOOM BOOM LET ME HEAR U SAY WAYO
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Imploded? Wha?
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: EW
You: Does it say I am a stranger to you?
Stranger: No
You: What does it say?
Stranger: "You"
Stranger: and when I talk
Stranger: it says "stranger"
You: Interesting.. Let me just fix that..
You: Okay, now try.
Stranger: ok
You: Working now?
Stranger: no it's still busted captain
You: Damn..
Stranger: WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT ARE YOUA DOING TO MY CCOMPTUER?!1/!
You: Oh, I'm the managar of Omegle. I just like asking peoples opinion on my new creation. :)
Stranger: YOU'RE A LIAR
Stranger: LIARRR
You: I have your IP right in-front of me.. How is that lieing?
Stranger: What's my IP? ;D
You: It is.. 134.213.1.134
Stranger: And my service provider?
You: Well that depends on where you live now doesn't it?
Stranger: so where do I live, determine that from my IP.
You: That is not possible, seeing as though this is only Omegle.
Stranger: Fail
Stranger: I used to mod on a big forum. You smell like nub.
You: Wait.. It says here that you played soccer as a young child.. Am I right?
Stranger: ololool
Stranger: And, also that's untrue
Stranger: I never like football.
Stranger: And gtfo amerifag
You: I am actually Australian.
Stranger: Oh god.
Stranger: You're supposed to be from England, unless you're a stupid austranigger
Stranger: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU SON
Stranger: IT'S FOOTBALL
Stranger: :'(
You: Wait.. Dad?
You: DAD IS THAT YOU?!
Stranger: Your Mother would hate to see you like this.
Stranger: I HAVE
Stranger: NO
Stranger: SON
You: Nooo! Dad! PLEASE! FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS!
Stranger: No!
You: DAD NOOO!
Stranger: anywayz son ttyl bai[/quote]
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