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[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Greetings!
You: COCKSUCKA
Stranger: You have been chosen by Simon Cowell, to be the first douche on the moon! :D
You: OH THATS PIMP MAN
You: 卐卐卐
You: WHEN DO WE GO?
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: AS SOON AS HITLER GETS REVIVED
You: YAYAY
You: 卐卐卐卐卐
Stranger: AND CUTS OFF THAT BADASS MUSTACHE OF HIS WITH A JEW HARP
You: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
You: 卐
Stranger: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
You: 卐卐
You: 卐卐卐
Stranger: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWS
You: KILL THEM ALL
You: WEEEE
Stranger: I LOVE JEWS
You: KILL THE FAGS!!!
Stranger: THEY AM ORESUM
You: 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
You: yeah me too
You: so how do we revive hitler?
You: or can i be the next hitler?
Stranger: Depends..
Stranger: Are you slightly dumb enough?
You: im a member of facepunch, so yes :D
Stranger: Awesome!
You: i already have my sign: 卐
Stranger: Now, we don't wanna make the same mistake as last time, so NO GUNS near Hitler!
You: ok...
You: ill be fine :D
Stranger: Nono, the new nazi sign will be <(^o^9>
You: KKK!
You: 卐<(^o^9>
Stranger: Yea, let's give them a new battle suit..
You: im also in the KKK is that ok?
Stranger: Yea, but as the new Hitler, you'll have to change their suits
You: ok, i make them look gay, they all wear pink!
Stranger: Real leaders and supreme human beings can't run around looking like children on Haloweens night
You: yep, we need a professional uniform for them bastards
Stranger: Nono, a fucking armor suit! With guns attached to the balls! :D
You: can i at least have a tazer mr. bossdude?
You: ARMOR ATTACHED TO MY BALLS :D
Stranger: Sure! I've got the perfect design for it, [url]www.smouch.net/lol/[/url]
You: oh dude, thats the best design ever!
Stranger: Indeed it is!
You: you know what?
You: IM THE NEXT HITLER BITCH
Stranger: I bid you farewell, my baldheaded nazi friend!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
This omegle thing is addicting... even made an ASCII for it :p
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: heil
You: SIEG HEIL
You: WOLLT IHR DEN TOTALEN KRIEG?
Stranger: nazi power
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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(used the kfc hitler pic for it :p)
You: hi!
Stranger: would you wish to suckle?
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz...
Stranger: what the fuck is a mudkip?
You: oo
You: this
You: so i herd u liek mudkipz...
You: wait
You: this
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg[/url]
Stranger: pls pretend to be a bunny
You: ok
You: im a bunny
Stranger: make the noises
You: umm
You: MOO
Stranger: make them..
You: moo
Stranger: no!
Stranger: that cow
You: umm ERK
You: erk
You: erk
Stranger: yesss
You: erk
Stranger: keep going
You: erk
Stranger: continue
You: erk
Stranger: faster
You: erk
You: erk
You: erk'
You: erk
You: erk
Stranger: harder
You: erk'
You: r
Stranger: go go
Stranger: go
You: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRK
Stranger: go
Stranger: oh fuck yeh
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKRERKKRKRERKKRKRERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKRERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
Stranger: i just came.
You: ERKKRKR
You: ERKKRKR
You: err...
Stranger: thank you
Stranger: so so much
You: np
Stranger: whunt to exchange phone number?
You: no
Stranger: whuy not?
You: mudkipz sais no
Stranger: pleez
You: NO MAI MUDKIPZ SAIS NO
Stranger: he look like bunny
Stranger: bad bad bunny
[quote=fag]Stranger: m/f?
You: h
Stranger: h?
You: Hermaphrodite
The stranger has disconnected.[/quote]
This was from Iddin, actually.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
wow :D
[editline]01:38AM[/editline]
[quote]Stranger: why dont you take a seat over there
You: pools closed.
Stranger: *looks at paper* did you realize how old the boy is before you came here
You: i had no idea D:
You: he said he was 19
Stranger: i have the logs right here in my pants let me get it out
Stranger: *pulls on dick, tattoed on side*
Stranger: now he said he was only 5 but he felt like a big boy
You: youre gross
You: fuck off
You have disconnected.[/quote]
oh my god
Stranger: hi
You: You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: from?
You: Small town of Trollville.
Stranger: so you are a small troll
Stranger: ?
You: No, that would be your mother.
Stranger: don't be silly /b/tard
Stranger: you can flame better than ym
Stranger: try
You: Calm down, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing to happen to you today.
Stranger: what will be the first?
Stranger: ym is old, and newfaggy
You: Le stab.
Stranger: french tard
Stranger: lol
Stranger: now it's my turn to insult you:
You: I did not choose to be born in this country.
Stranger: french!
You: I did choose for you though.
You: ;O
Stranger: well
Stranger: you are boring
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You: howdy
Stranger: hey
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you from cowboy?
You: somewhere in nevada
You: no only joking
You: UK
Stranger: haha
You: you?
Stranger: that would have been cool
Stranger: but UK is nice
Stranger: Australia
You: hows the weather over there?
Stranger: ah its okay
Stranger: its getting cold
You: pissing it down over here
Stranger: oh really
You: it always is, it's the UK
Stranger: but isnt it always over there
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i was about to say that
Stranger: lol
You: haha
You: I've got to be off now. See you :D
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: byt
Stranger: nice metting you
You: same here :P[/quote]
Aww how nice
[quote]Stranger: hello
You: Wanna buy a cheap rickroll?
Stranger: hmmm...how cheap we talking?
You: 9001 mudkips
Stranger: well I only have 5234 mudkips but i also have a few stranglebaggies i would be willing to throw in
You: got some cp?
Stranger: only about 1500
You: ok so 4000 mudkips, a stranglebag and 600 cps?
You: Deal?
Stranger: it is a deal then
You: Deal
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Stranger: WHOOOOO SO WORTH IT
Stranger: Your stuff is in the mil
Stranger: mail[/quote]
Damn right only 9001 mudkips.
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Stranger: hi there
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 17-male-belgium
Stranger: u?
You: 16/ f/ uk
Stranger: nice:)
Stranger: how are you?
You: horny
Stranger: same here ;)
You: oh really?
Stranger: you have msn ore gmail?
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: i lost passwords
You: this is easier
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how horny are you?
You: fingering
Stranger: mm
Stranger: hot
You: delicately rubbing my wet clit
Stranger: damm
You: and changing the batteries on vibrator
Stranger: you like toys?
You: oh yes
You: i just came a little
Stranger: i can help you whit mi toy ;)
You: but i only stop after 4 orgasms
You: i bet you wud
You: this feels
You: so
You: good
Stranger: damm i'm getting a stif one
You: rub it
Stranger: i'm doing it alreddy
You: keep going
Stranger: now my dick is so hard
Stranger: i wanna fuck you so hard
Stranger: !
You: heres my picture
You: [url]http://www.motherless.com/EF2BBD[/url]
Stranger: w8 a sec i'm gonnna look
Stranger: haha
Stranger: are you sure its you ?
You: one more thing
You: i herd u liek mudkipz
Stranger: your damm strange
You: so now
You: im gently
You: rubbing
You: my
You: hot
You: wet
You: PENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
PENISPENIS
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[quote]
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: got any hobbies?
You: yeh
You: its called flazotapping
You: its easy wanna try?
Stranger: Wait what?
You: flazotapping
You: its like cybering but you pretend your made of water
You: give it a shot, youll cum a brick
Stranger: right, I think I¨'ve heard it all
You: littraly a brick
Stranger: shit brix
Stranger: thats more regular
You: well
You: we could anal cyber
You: i could shit a brik on you
Stranger: or
Stranger: we could not
You: come on lets flazotap
You: ill start
Stranger: go to hell
[/quote]
Haha, he didn't want to flazotap :( (Copyrighted by me)
[b]Edit (This one went into msn!:[/b]
[quote]
Stranger: hii
You: wana flazotap?
Stranger: no
You: a/s/l
Stranger: 23 m
Stranger: u
You: 21/ f
Stranger: from?
You: you didnt tell me ur location so iim not telling mine <3
Stranger: greece
You: OMG! same
You: so are u siingle pringle?
Stranger: yes
You: :O :3
Stranger: do u have msn
You: rawr
You: yeh
Stranger: can u give me
Stranger: ?
You: sure one sec
You: let me just get it for yah hun <3
Stranger: ok
You: it is
You: <classified> (ii know its gay love buh my bro set it up for me cause ima a blonde)
Stranger: ok ı add u
[/quote]
This was great because I had a picture of a girl I know on my computer at the time.
[quote]
- says:
hii
lyonas says:
hii
lyonas says:
do u have any pic
- says:
yah one sec
- says:
u like, im single
lyonas says:
ya ı like
lyonas says:
u
lyonas says:
are u student
- says:
yeh
- says:
i do dance
lyonas says:
reely
lyonas says:
realy
- says:
uhuh
lyonas says:
how can ı see u
lyonas says:
whe n u can dance
- says:
hm??
lyonas says:
do u have web cam
- says:
yeh buh its not installed n i duno how
- says:
we could always pretend :3 hehe
lyonas wants to have a Video Call.
Answer (Alt+C) Decline (Alt+D)
You have answered the call.
Hang up (Alt+Q).
lyonas says:
can u install your web cam
Your Video Call has ended.
- says:
no, sorry hun it takkeeeessss hooouurrss
lyonas says:
why
- says:
we could just like phone sex sorta..
- says:
iagination :3 <3
- says:
imagination*
lyonas says:
ı wait u
- says:
?
lyonas says:
your your web cam ınstall
- says:
one second
- says:
lemme just get my cock out first
[/quote]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK YEAH :DD AWESOME HAHAHAHHA
You: Heeey
Stranger: You are a pathetic failure. A loser, a twat. Nobody gives a shit about you because you are small, weak and ugly. This world has to have it's quota of losers, otherwise there would be no winners. You are the biggest loser on this board. Go hang yourself and do the gene pool a big favour you asshole.
You: wat
You: That's not nice
You: You were born using incest
You: Amirite
Stranger: So, I dont like you.
You: Ok
You: That's cool
You: I don't like you either
Stranger: Youy are prob from the shithole usa?
Stranger: amiright?
You: Fuck no
You: I'm from Swden
You: *Sweden
You: Where you from?
Stranger: Estonia
You: Dude
You: My mom comes from there
You: :D
You: I'm half estonian
Stranger: Hmmm
Stranger: ok you might be ok after all.
You: I know
You: Once you get too know me, i will raep ur butt
You: :D
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Awesome :D
[highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("alt of permabanned user" - GunFox))[/highlight]
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Stranger: heyy
You: ello.
You: 8=D
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how do you guys quote that stuff?
[editline]10:13PM[/editline]
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Stranger: Hi. :)
You: hi
Stranger: U liek mudkips? :3
You: i herd you like yo yos
You: so we put yo dawg in a yo yo so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos dawg
Stranger: Oh truck.........................................
You: bye
Stranger: No o.o
You: 8=D<<------ -- - - --
You: MWAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: PENIS!
You: lolwut?
Stranger: I like thoose... :3
You: ...fuck are u gay?
Stranger: It's a penis. :)
Stranger: No, I'm a girl you herk!
Stranger: jerk*
You: i am a herk
Stranger: ^^
You: thank you very much.
Stranger: Oh yes you are. ^^
You: ^^
Stranger: Your welcome. ^^
You: i love you.
Stranger: Love you too. <3
You: no, no i don't
You: see ya nerd
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what a loser..
[editline]11:20PM[/editline]
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You: hii
Stranger: hi!
You: a/s/l
Stranger: what?
You: age/sex/location
Stranger: 닥쳐 븅신아 ㅋㅋ
You: thats hot.
Stranger: 니한국인 ㅋ
You: ur making me wet..
Stranger: 오오!!
You: omg i came
Stranger: ㅃㅃ
Stranger: 즐딸~~
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[b]You:[/b] Hi, how are you?
[b]Stranger:[/b] Stranger: I HAVE FACIAL HERPES
You: Wtf?
You: I have facial hair, but that's about it
You: My beard is about 3 feet long
Stranger: I HAVE FACIAL HAIR TOO
Stranger: ITS NOT ON MY FACE THOUGH
Stranger: ITS ON MY BALLS.
You: How many faces do you have?
Stranger: 6, LIKE A CUBE
You: Are you a Mathematics major?
You: Do you work with hypothenuses and such?
Stranger: I RUF QUADRATICS RONG TIME
[quote] you: Hey
stranger: Hai
stranger: Asl
you: 12 male texas
stranger: 24mindia
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[/quote]
fucking lol
[quote]
Stranger: hey fagget
You: lol
Stranger: u think ur funny?
You: lol
Stranger: u piss me off
Stranger: shut the fuck up
You: ol
You: lolilol
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: say something
You: my boobs are getting hard
Stranger: ur probly a man
You: lol
Stranger: yea ur
You: Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: wiat what
You: so how old areyou
You: i want to stick my penis into your mouth
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[/quote]
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Stranger: sup
You: i'm male, bye.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: oh i get it, you're a pervert
You: no.
Stranger: looking for a girl to cyber with
You: ...
You: no
You: dude
Stranger: sicko.
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wow, and i'm the sicko.
You: hello
Stranger: howdy
You: wahts up?
Stranger: my penis. :)
You: lolol
Stranger: no, srsly, though...
You: how did you link here?
Stranger: i took way too much viagra
You: and lol
Stranger: 5 hour boners aren't fun, dude
Stranger: i can't peeeee
You: OMG
You: SO SAD
Stranger: fucking sucks
Stranger: and the porn isn't helping
You: why did you do that/
Stranger: shit man i don't know
You: wow
Stranger: i was getting ready for my gf and she never showed
You: ouch
also:
You: DICKBUTT
Stranger: pussy
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Stranger: hi
You: YOU LIKE MEN!
You: I CAN READ YOUR MIND
Stranger: HOW DO YOU KNOW??
Stranger: YOU FUCKIN HAXXOR
You: IM SLIGHTLY SCARED AT WHAT I FIND
Stranger: DUDE ILL PAY ANYTHING JUST DONT TELL ANYONE
Stranger: SHIT
You: OK I WANT $100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
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Stranger: NOP
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You: Hi. I'm Garry Newman.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no you aint
You: I'm going to ban you on Facepunch.
You: Bwhahhahahah.
Stranger: dont lie to me you fucker
You: Why do you think I'm lying?
You: I said, "Why do you think I'm lying?"
Stranger: cause your are lying
You: Why?
You: Why do you think so?
Stranger: fuck you[/quote]
Hahah.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: delaware
Stranger: good
Stranger: finally an american!!!
Stranger: im from Minnesota
You: cool
Stranger: are you a guy or girl?
You: guy
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funny
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You: qw34\]
Stranger: qw34\]
You: OMG U SPEAKA DA CODE!!!
Stranger: YA
You: HAVE MAH BEBEHS
Stranger: PUT IT IN ME BABE
You: I PUT ON MY ROBE AND WIZARD HAT
Stranger: YIFF YIFF YIFF
You: I PUT MY FURRY PENIS INSIDE YOUR FURRY VAGINA
Stranger: OH YOUR NUTS ARE SO BIG MISTER SQUIRREL
Stranger: http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/82346-1/Edward.gif
Stranger: check that shit out
You: UH OH MRS. WOLF IT'S YOUR HUSBAND
Stranger: best furfaggotry ever
You: /B/?
Stranger: /b/rother?
You: U FROM /B/?
You: indeeed
Stranger: IM THE GODDAMN /B/ATMAN
You: RULES ONE AND TWO!!!!
Stranger: you said it first faggot
You: you can't prove that
Stranger: Stranger: /B/?
You: /b/rother?
You: that was shooped
Stranger: NO PIXELS
You: i can tell because of the unalligned pixels
You: and i've seen quite a few shoops in my day
Stranger: like fuck you have
You: i have
Stranger: I'll shoop my dick into your mouth
You: i already did
Stranger: fag
You: windows, or mac?
Stranger: windOWNS
You: Linux
You: :(
You: i hate it
Stranger: shit
You: shit
Stranger: SHITTING DICK NIPPLES
You: hawt
Stranger: wanna see my dick
You: no
You: : .................................................. .....................,-~~'''''''~~--,,_
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.................................................. ............................(_''~-': : : ::: : : : : :
.................................................. .............................'''~-,|: : : : : : ~---': : : :,'--NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
.................................................. .................................|,: : : : : :-~~--: : ::/ --NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
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You: ahahahaha
Stranger: win win win
You: the game
Stranger: FUCK
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i loved it
[code]Stranger: hey m/f
You: hay baby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Bua ha ha ha ha!
[quote]You: hi!
Stranger: 你是?
You: はい
Stranger: 切
You:
你是黑色
Stranger: 私は日本が嫌い
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/f/croatia
You: u?
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: 9?
You: yeah dawg
Stranger: really?
You: yeah homie
Stranger: i hate u
Stranger: haha
You: Dn't hate me
Stranger: why?
You: just looking for someone to pund my hot pussy
Stranger: ? i cnt understand u
You: I am looking for someone to pound my hot pussy
Stranger: u like where?
You: what?
Stranger: city
You: Zagreb
Stranger: i like a man called anming
You: you should have smex with him
Stranger: but he dont like me
You: all guys like pussy
You: just give him a quickie
You: let him feel you up.
Stranger: thanx
You: no pproblam[/quote] No, I'm not really Croatian
[QUOTE=Octo;15001750]I tried the same thing as RedSauce.[/QUOTE]
[quote]You: OH SHIT OH SHIT
Stranger: is it behind me?!?!
You: NO. IT'S EATING MY PARENTS
Stranger: FUCK.
Stranger: this
Stranger: this is actually a good thing
You: I NEED TO GO GET THE BAT
You: OH SHIT OH SHIT.
You: OH JESUS>
Stranger: EMANCIPATION, man
You: THERE ARE BATS ON THE BAT
You: OHHHH SHIT
You: OH GOD
Stranger: quick QUICK get the LAWNMOWER
You: THE LOCHNESS MONSTER IS EATING MY CELERY
You: I CAN'T
You: I DONT HAVE ENOUGH QUARTARS
Stranger: bad things always come in threes
You: SHIT
Stranger: shit man you're screwed. i'd just draw out the lines to show where all the good meat is and accept my fate if i were you
You: B.BBUT I DONT WANNA
Stranger: ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun
You: I CAN'T
You: I DONT HAVE ANY LEGS
You: I FED THEM TO MY DOG
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Stranger: wiggle as hard you can, soldier
You: GOOD IDEA[/quote]
I Tried.
he don't know how to bel-air
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: word game
You: i say one word
You: you say another
You: ok?
Stranger: how to play
You: i say something like cheese
You: and you say
You: is
You: then i say good
You: like that
You: ok?
Stranger: that's it
You: you can say up to 3 words at a time
Stranger: ok
You: in west
Stranger: you can see
You: women
Stranger: who are
You: NEKED
Stranger: yeah,and they
You: suck my dick
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I wish we could actually bump in to another FPer...
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You: I AM DUKE NUKEM
You: LETS ROCK!
Stranger: OKAY
You: DIE YOU INVINCEBLE HEADSHOT SCRIPTED CHEATER
Stranger: ok ok calm down
You: THIS IS MY PLANET BITCH
You: COME AND GET IT BABY!
You: Yeah shake it baby!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: hum
Stranger: so you wanna fight?
You: MEGAFOOT ENGAGE!
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[code]Stranger: Hi
You: do you have the pakage?
Stranger: ... yes >.>
You: put the pakage in my box
Stranger: that's not what the boss-man told me to do....
You: I will take it to the "washers"
Stranger: okay. The fish flies at midnight.
You: but the dragon will sleep no more
Stranger: fish sticks!!!
You: can we stop with the political talk and just give me the damn thing
Stranger: but that would giving you exactly what you wanted
You: look Im gonna take the package to the "washers and "clean" it so the "suit" will be "spotless"
Stranger: ...that's dirty
Stranger: :o
You: IM GONNA BLOW UP THE DAMN EMBASSY MORON!!!!
Stranger: I don't think you got the guts to push the big red button!
You: I will push it now and raze this block if it was my directive
You: but it isent the embassy is
You: *is'nt
Stranger: fine. take the package then.
Stranger: as long as you raze the roof later.
You: okay jeez I think I heard a cop
Stranger: It's a set up!
Stranger: It's all a set up, I knew it!
You: calm down
You: nobody is here
Stranger: *doesn't calm down*
You: I am just gonna take it okay
Stranger: fine
You: *extends hand*
Stranger: *puts package in your box*
You: *puts package in backpack*
Stranger: okay
Stranger: the deed is done
You: *reaches into pocket and pulls out...*
Stranger: *hopes it's a tic tac*
You: ...a .45 magnum...*opens jacket revieling FBI badge*
You: come with me or go less than gracefully
Stranger: D:
Stranger: *eats something poisonous and dies*
You: oh your no fun >-<
Stranger: I'm sorry D: I'm not a very good role player
You: It was good for a while
Stranger: Yeah.
You: had some suspence too
Stranger: I tried
You: but it was too abrupt the ending
You: not even last words
Stranger: this is why I'm not an english major lol.
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Stranger: cock
You: do you belive software should have a different date of copywrite experation?
Stranger: I believe cock
You: how is that doing for you?
Stranger: not bad, not bad
Stranger: how's differing dates of copywrite experation doing for you?
You: well at least I am doing something
Stranger: yeah it's important to keep busy
You: I belive that after a company cannnot make any more money of the software the software should go freeware or opensource
Stranger: yeah true
Stranger: i believe that cock
You: also thanks too a loophole that would make roms free
You: and legal
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i'm lucky that cock's already legal
You: though companys could circumvent the policy by putting it on a pay site and takeing 30% of the profit
Stranger: software distribution laws turn me on so much
Stranger: im gunna go wank
Stranger: thanks
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Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hii
You: hey
You: I need someone to travel in time with me
Stranger: howr u?
Stranger: i can do this!
You: good
You: you need to bring your own weapons
Stranger: no problem!
You: I have only done this one time before
You: so safety is not guarenteed
Stranger: and now u r here for teel the stoy
Stranger: tell*
You: I was in the middle of a battle in the amarican civil war and well I just apeared in 1986
Stranger: cool!³
You: then I jumped to 2009 on accident
Stranger: btw...we gonna travel for the past or for the future?
You: future
You: i cant try past
You: I just kind of jump
Stranger: come on ..future is better...Playstation 12!
You: I know
You: and besides you get a bit distorted going that far
Stranger: oO
You: because too many things have changed
Stranger: can be playstation 6..noproblem
You: shit
Stranger: what?
You: I think i might be going now shit sthishtish
Stranger: so lets go!
You: is somone using this computer?
Stranger: why?
You: I thought I saw somone using it when I walked into the cafe but then I went to the bathroom before I played wow
You: and no one was here
Stranger: oO
Stranger: crazy³
You: just some ash on the seat
You: and a green goop
Stranger: now is freak!
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaaha
Stranger: btw...u r a boy? or a girl?
You: boy
You: why you have to ask?
You: im gonna turn this computer off
Stranger: i dont like boys
You: i alredy have one rented at the cafe
Stranger: i prefer travel with girls
You: what are you talking about you crazy shit?
Stranger: asshole!
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Let's be a pizza consumer.
[quote]Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey, I'd like to order a pizza
Stranger: Alright, what kind would you like?
You: Extra pepperoni on one side, extra sausage on the other.
Stranger: I see I can do that for you
You: And can we get a dish of pasta on the side
Stranger: okay, do you want anything else?
You: Is this pasta hut?
Stranger: Yes it is
You: 12 breadsticks, please.
Stranger: anything else?
You: No sir.
Stranger: So you want to pick it up or you want us to deliver>?
You: Can you deliver?
You: Ring it up on credit card number 7382 4783 3871 2712
Stranger: alright and your address?
You: 1182 Fox Drive, East Asia.
Stranger: are u male or female
You: I am male.
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Friggin cybers.
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Stranger: ㅗㅑ
You: Hey, I'd like to order a pizza.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: ??
You: Is this pasta hut?
Stranger: ;;
You: Ok, One extra large cheese, please.
Stranger: ㅠㅠ
Stranger: i'm flom koera
You: Well, send the pizza to East Asia. 1272 Fox Drive.
Stranger: ㄱㄷ
You: I see.
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Stranger: sup
You: One pepperoni pizza please.
Stranger: Ok, 5 years
You: To deliver?
Stranger: Yes
You: Man, I thought I had 30 minutes!
You: Ahh, wel.
You: Good day.
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[quote]Stranger: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: f
Stranger: and u
You: q,
You: but only on weekdays
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F, yeah right.
[quote]Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: Hai.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: Hallow /b/
You: oh no a 4channer
You: Whatever shall I do?
Stranger: R U HOT GURL
You: why yes
You: my name is emma
Stranger: WELL
Stranger: ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME
Stranger: ME SO HORNY
You: lol im a boy
You: hahahahahahahhahahaha
You: ahahahahah
You: aha
You: ha
You: ha
You: u a facepuncher?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: no, i suppouse your're'er'r'r'ee'r'rer'rr're'e'e'e'er'er'e'reeer'rerwere'e're a /b/ tard.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: STOP COPYPASTING THAT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: don't you spurt out that meme crap
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
You: aghh
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: HAMMERTIME
You: can't touch this
Stranger: dow now now now
Stranger: now now
Stranger: now now
You: Fight Fire with Fire1
Stranger: can't touch this
You: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
You: vಠ_ಠ
You: ಠ_ಠ
You: IMMA USE ZALGO LOL
Stranger: ass
You: hmm
Stranger: PIKACHU GO
You: hmm
You: Mah boi, this peace is what all true warriors strive for
Stranger: I just wonder what Ganon's up to
You: Ţ͎͙͇ͨ̄̑͂̅ͅȍ̹̰̤͝͠ ̧͔̹̱̤͕ͩͯͪ̊̏͒ͥ͒͠͠i̓̋̔ͤ̍ͦ͏̩̤̜n̡̛͉͉̭̳̩͎̱ͪ̇̉ͯ́ͅv͔̙͙͙̳͎̩̭͛ǒ̞̥̈́͂ͩ͊͊kͭ̃̂ͮ͡͝҉̰̪̜̻̹͓é̷̻̻͍͈͇̩͊́ͩ͟͝ ̸͕͇̹̦͈̭̗͖͛͐͗͌̏ṱ̵̜̠͈̦͙̓͜ͅh͓̘̆͋̂̎̈͂͂͛e̡̮͙͕̬̩ͯ̔̒͌ͮ ̯̰̅̐ͬͩ̿h̠̥ͭ̔̅͂͗į̤̭͖̮̯̻̞̊̽ͮ́͞v̗̭̩̍̊̋̇͋̇ͦ̕e̖̠͔ͬͦ̇͒̓͆̾ͥ̈͟-̊̆ͪ͆͗͂͏̭̻͔ͅm̴̸̖̦͈̝̯͇̗̗̝ͥ̀̌ḯ̱͍͈̣̼̲̝͛ͧ̀n̡̦̉̓͌͐ͤ͟d̖̥͈̼̄̐̊̂ͮ̕ ̡͇͒̋̐ͭ͗̅͑r̷̨̨̬͖̙̊ͯͣ͐ͧ̍e̟̬̳͉͎̩̱̘̾ͬ̆̋ͫ̾̽̎p̵̯̲͖̳̺̙̝ͤ̄͐ͮ͟͝r̨̋ͯͣ̌ͮ҉̭̺̳̟͕̙e̓ͦ̔ͨ҉͓̣̰̦͎s̡̹̿͊̎̇͞e̡͉͓̩̬̙̰͔ͫͨ̾̐͜ņ̵̪̲̱͙͂̔̀͛̆́t̩̮͓͉̾ͪḭ̬̪̤̣̫̖̟͋ͩ͗̇ͩ̀ͅn̼̝̞͛̂̾̒͋̆͐͞ͅg̳̲̣̟ͤͬ ̘̠̠͙̑͑̈́͛̀̕ĉ͚̦͕̬̭̗͖̏̀͡h̴̬̜͙͎̰̟̼̹̏̎̿a̖̘̝͖̮͖ͫ́ͯ͛ͅo̡̫̲̘̞̣̲͖̊s̴̢̫̖͓͍͚͌͋̄ͮ͠.̈́ͭ̄͏͏̹̭͙͉̖͔̼̥͇
̳̹̺̣̬̦̟̽̇͋̅ͮ̀͢Î̢͖̼̪̘͓̹̻͈̉͢n͉̰̔ͣ̾͛͐ͣ́v̪̝̯̙̙̖̩ͨ̓̋ͪ͐̓͡o̴͖̭͍͋̇ͧͤ̐̈́̔̔͞k̴̥͍̰̍ͧ͛͋̓͒̐̈̕i̴̶͖̯͍͚͇̼̫͉ͥ̊̔̆ͥ͠n̵̨͎̜̝͇̠̽̂̎ͥ̔͟g̣̃̾̂͠ ̫̱̻̲̍ͯ͢t̝̬̺̘̙̝̑̀͗ͥ̄ͫ̆̋͜h̞̗̯͎͍͍ͯͣͦ̕͢e̵̛̮̳͛ͤ̅ͨ ̻̹̩̣̏̅̌ͨ͂̓̒͘f̶̴̡͚̖͙̝̭̞̣̓ͭͥ̂̚e͙̳͍̹͎̤ͪ̈e̢̝̘̭̊ͣ́l̵̸̲̩͙͍͇̫͔ͪ̾̂ͨ́ĭ̫͈̳̮͛̓̏ͭ͡ņ̭̞̻̯͈́ͨ̽gͨ̈́҉̜̮̺̖͕̻̟̕͟ ͇̮̠̻̭ͧ̅ȍ͙̗̹͓͈̳f̷̺̰͓̅́ ̛̜̲͙̤̿ͫ̂́̑c̤̲̆̇ͫ͑ͦ̿ḩ͎͖̅̿̒̅̊̚å̬͖̳̟̝̌ͫ͌ͨͭ̉͑õ̦̗̜͈̳̟̳͊ͮ͑ͯͬͫ̾s͕̣̣̋̀̀̾ͣ̉͘.ͬͦͬͧ̚͏̬͔̳̜͔̻̬
̵̡̠͍̦̈́͛̓̔̽W̲̥̗͓̹̫̺̎ͩ͆̔̊͗̍͟͜͡i̢̡̗̟͓̫͑ͥt̡̝̲͊ͩ̐̆͘hͣ̆ͤ̏́ͩͫ҉̻̯̠̩̥̦ ͔̫͉̘͖̈̀͑̈͛̃ͧ͆̉͢o̶͈̼͕̠̱̹̩͖̾̀͠u̡̟̬̳͓̼͆ͤ̆͜ṭ̯̲̯̮̍̽ͥͩ͆̾͜ ̡̥͕̮͖̬̞̇̀̚o̴͙̗̹̞̐̓̃̄̉ͣr̞̝͉͐͆͆̅̈̐̄̀ͪ͘͝ͅd̤̤͆͂ͥ̀͡͝ͅe̢͔͉̯͚̳̬̱͙̳̔̀͐ͬ̽͂̿̎ȓ̶̷̯̝̲̪̬ͩ͑̀.̡̬̮̭̜̩̒̏̏̽͆ͥ͝
̫̖̪͂͂͘Ţ̷͚̺̽͑͌̿̍ͬ̈́͟h̪͖ͬ̽̂ͤ̿͋ͭ̕e͗ͭ҉͍̟͍̙̮̳̟ ̄͊͑̈́͆͜͏͕̖̼̦̼͡N̜̟ͩ̃̆ͩ̍̕e̵͚̗̎ͦͤͬ̃̀z̲͍̥͕̰ͦ̽ͪͣͥ͌̌͆́͘p̴̡̦̰̖͈͇ͧę̶̻͎̣̺̙̹ͣͯͨ́͑̈́rͣͦ͌̾ͬͬ̀҉̢̗̗̦͔̩d͊͏̨̼̬͉͙̦͖͚i͔̠͍͙̹̰ͭ̋̊̃̓̏̀́͢a̷̲̟͔̤͇̲̠̒̏̉̉͛ͅn͎̺̪̖͚̄ͬ͌ ̨̢̭̟̮͇̐̂ͯ̍̂ḫ̨̮̯̺̳̐̎̊i̼̪͈̯͚̱̤̇ͤ̍̕͠v̸̨̧̭͓̩͕̟̼̯̤̈̒́ͩ̎͌ͯë̸̛̎ͦ̆͑̓̒҉̱̮̳̲̥̺͉̮-̬̻̳̋̒͂͆͗̀m̳̥̘ͦͥi̷̭̼̮̩̝̫͂́́͐n̷̯̦͌͂͆͌ͦ͊̔͜͢d̈̿̒ͣ͗ͫ҉̣̪̤̪͚̥͎̘͍ ̮̤̙͓ͣͫ̈́̆̑̅͡ȍ̟͓̫̘̟̀̆̀͞f̧̜̂͢ ̷͕͋ͬ͗̿̍ͣ̌ͤ̕c̦͎̝̖͉͔̓͘h̡̤̟̦̟̫̗̦͆͂̌̌͋͛ͥ̍̚͠a̡̧̭͒͗̊͟o̟͈͎̟̼̭̼̫ͮ͟ͅs̸̟͖̣̮̫̟͉͍̙͊̎̇̓̄ͯ͌͘͡.̶̛̘̬̭͉̭̥̂ͮ̋̎̑́̏̉͟ ̞̫̟̦̙̻̋͂ͮ͑̓͊͝Z͉̘͔͚͓̱͕̈́̆͒à̵̶͓̯ͣͧͭ̒̾ͅl̫͚̠͉̻̥̓̒͑͛ͅǵ̱ͣ̉́̓̈ͭ̿̕o̠̻͙͓̟̘̐̈́͡ͅ.̭͎̥̩̺̹̂̀̓́͘͞ ͔̘̫̞̓ͩ͑͞
̷̣͙̌ͧH̢͕̞̲̮̼̮ͩͥ͛ͣ̈́̒͂̽͡ë͉͎̦̝̦́͟͞͡ ̛͇̝̅ͩ͐̕͠ŵ̢̼̫̤̼̰̳̾͞͠ḧ̳̳̻̤̠̦̫͂͊̅̀͞ͅo̝̝̩͔ͯ̎̚͘ ̠̭̉ͦ̂͗̆͋̀W̵̢̱͈̝̗̓͐̿ͨ̈́̊ḁ̗̮͉̭͚̖͍̂̓̓͋̎́ͅĩ̑ͥ҉̢̪̹̭͍̺̱̤̻̹t̜̰̳̭͎̝͔̩ͯ͗̔ͧͪ̚̚͘s̟̦͗͛̀ ̸̙̝̤̻̣͇̼̭͂̆͆̿͂̓̔B̴̦̪̭̗ͮͧͧ̉ͪͦ̎ͣ̀̀ë̮̟͓͆̚h͇̤̗̙̍ͬ̽͂̇͜ì̼̳̱̝̲̖̬̖̃͒͒ͬ̈ͧ̚͘͠͡n̷̠̲̠̥̬̟̲̅̈́ͥ͌̏̃̽͑̄d̤̞̪̋͐̀͝ ̲͕̫͉ͥ̄̓T̬͕̋͋̑ͦ̇͗ͬͩh̨͕ͧ͐͐̉̅ͫ͛͜e̡̧͓͍̟̺̝̘̘̯̗ͣͯ̂̒͌ ̫͍̺̖̣̝̍̓ͥ͌̎͗͡W̵̵̞̯̜͙̰̗͐͌͂̑̿ͤ͂̋a̢̩ͦ͘͡l̷̮͔̿̂ͦ̉ͭ̌ͫ̇͘l̷̷͇͉̥͓̺̞͗̏ͤͥͨ̑ͮ̎̇.̨̛̱͍̌͐͋͗ͪ̚
̣̺̜͊̉̄̀Z̸̩̘̻̙ͤ̅͆̐̽͢Á̖̟͓̞͈̏̈͋̑L̷͔̪ͣ͑̈ͭͥͩḠ͊҉̻̝͎͙̙̰ͅOͣ̃̔̈́ͥ͊ͯ̅̀҉̡҉͙̜!̵̡̬̯͙͒̆ͭ͢
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: H̛̯̻̬̔̐͐̍͑̈́́ͯ̕Ã̩̝̖̎ͤ͌̆͟Ẅ̭̙̩́̆̊̓́͌̀̕Ṟ̦̳͎̟̹̘ͣͥͤͤ͆͌̑̅͘͝O̧͉̟̖̪̞̱ͣ͊ͤͣ́̓̃̚A̽̓̑͐͋̈̋͌͡҉͎̠̖̮̪̲J͑̃̿̂͑ͮͨ̾̀͏̛̯͙̖̤̼̙͍͚W̦̯̱̏̏ͩ̏R̸͎͍͕̳̒͂̑ͯ̓̒͠͠Ő̶̵̝̯̙͐̄̄̑ͩ̏I͌̐͟͏̖̬̯͞Ä̰͍͡J̯̰̦͕͊̆͂͌̏̓̋̚W̸̷̥̪̝͋̃ͮͫR͇͍̙̗̻̺ͣͯ̈́͌ͤ̔ͅỎ͕̣̫͔̠̻͍̄̽ͣ͑ͫ͒̀͘͞W̵͕̥̘̦ͦͮ͋͝J͎̲̜̩̦̈ͨ͊̈́ͩͯͩͬI̛͓̰̝̫̹̯̟̐̽̎ͤ̚͠O̴̢̲̪̭̖͇̾̉́R̮͚̰͙̮̆̆ͯͨͥ̕͞A̡̱̤͈̮͔̫͗ͨͨͤO͈̤̭̺͖̞̾͂͢J̴͓ͥ̋ͦ͂̂͠ͅR̟̯̲̣̼͚͔ͮ͗̋̃̾ͯ̍͐͠͝ͅW̮͙͕͐̇
͎̝͑̍̋͑ͪ̎͢
͇̘͉̣ͮͨĮ̪̤͖̱͇̜̳̤ͥ̒ͪ͒́ ̺̰̳̼̤̗͕̺̪ͤͦͯ̚A̦̟̦ͭ̓̇M̡̗̘̗̘̯̪̤̉́̉̑̕ͅ ̫͓͇̯̺̗ͬ̓͑͗ͥ̚M̬̥͉͙͔͈͌ͣ̑͗͊̿̓͟ͅǪ̞̘͈̹̹̰͍͖ͪ̓Ř͍̋̈́̂̃̃̄́͢E̢͊̎́̉͒͢͏̞̖̰ ̳̦͈ͥ̇͋͝͠Å̴̧̺̘͎̱͎̯̻̭̂̎ͦ̔ͩ͊ͅW̞̰̮̮̉̈́̈́̅͟͡E̛̞͓̮̖̞̩̎̌̽̉ͤ̎̓͘S̵̩͉̞̞̦̉ͫ̾ͬ̑ͫͪO̖̱̯̜̻̩̐͐ͨ̚͘͢M͎͙͐̐̉̉͌͛ͤ̊ͬĘ̴̝̱̟̲̣̬̤̝́͌̅͊͒͒͂̐͐́
̶̼͉̩͕̼͕̰̉̄̍ͫ̅͌̎̀̚͘ͅ
Stranger: Hawr?
You: hahahah
You: i know how to dat
You: hahahahha
You: ZALGO, He comes!
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ ಠ_ಠ
You: This is illegal, you know.
Stranger: how so
Stranger: is not baby rape
Stranger: or cp
You: YOOUUUU KILLLLED MEEEEEE
You: good
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
You: I hope she made lotsa spaghetti!
Stranger: SPAGHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETI
You: Luigi, Look!
You: It's from Bowser!
You: Dear Pesky Plumbers...
You: arorjaoijairoajriowjroiarjw
You: iaworjawriowajr
Stranger: Mmm
Stranger: vajayjay
You: Your magesty, Ganon and his minions have seized the island of Koradai.
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger: You in, /b/tard.
You: i'm not a /b/ tard
Stranger: You are a great warrior.
Stranger: YES U ARE
Stranger: I TROLL YOU
You: no im not
Stranger: ಠ_ಠ [/quote]
I wish we could do blank posts D:
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You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: can i give you aids?
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You: Intruder Alert! RED Spy is in the base!
Stranger: We gotta stop him now!
Stranger: what should we do???
You: WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BREIFCASE!
Stranger: WHOS IN CONTROL OF THIS OPERATION?!?!
You: THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!
You: THE INTELLIGENCE HAS BEEN DROPPED!
You: THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN OUR INTELLIGENCE!
Stranger: HAVE WE CONFIRMED THIS WITH BOB?!?!
You: AIRSTRIKE THE PLACE
You: KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: FLASH GERNADE QUICK!!
You: To the bunkers, people!
Stranger: WE GOTTA GET TO THE BASE
Stranger: *runs
You: What's the password, again?
You: Wasn't it 1234?
Stranger: FUCK I THOUGHT U HAD IT WRITTEN DOWN
Stranger: wait .....
Stranger: the
Stranger: the.... DOGS ARE COMING!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: LETS GET OUT OF HERE!!!
You: HAI GUIES I HAVE A M4 CARBINE LOLOLOL
You: HERE HAVE AN MP5 LOLOLOL
Stranger: omg u must play COD4 lolol
You: no i dont
You: oawlrkawporaporkaporka
You: OH NO
You: THEIR HELLHOUNDS
Stranger: lol fuck egyptians!!!
You: RUNN
You: VAMPIRESS!
You: SHOOT THEM
Stranger: omg runescape!!! runn
You: *rattatatatrraratta*
Stranger: with wat dark spear !!!
You: NO! THEY ARE USING CRAPPY GRAPHICS AND RUNE SCIMITARS!
Stranger: go go SNORLAX!!!!
You: Oh...my...ZEZIMA!
You: KILL ZEZIMA! KILL HIM!
Stranger: shit he nvrs pk!!!!
Stranger: lets get out of here!!!
You: RUNESCAPE SUCKS!
BWHAHAHAHAH
You: shoots gun lol
Stranger: no dont kill hime!!!!
Stranger: OK AK47 RATTATATATATATT
Stranger: SHIT IT GOT JAMMED
Stranger: HRY SLIDE UR COCK THIS WAY!!!
You: THE ENEMY HAS TAKEN THE ENEMY'S OWN BREIFCASE WHILE TAKEN HIS ENEMY INTELLIGENCE
You: No, he's firing a magic bullet at me!
You: UGH.
You: I'm hurt!
You: MEDIC!
Stranger: UGH wat do i do now??
Stranger: OH MEDIC!!!!
You: *light emenates from body*
You: WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!
Stranger: HES A DBL AGENT RUN!!!
You: NO!
Stranger: THE MEDIC IS A DBL AGENT RUN
Stranger: !!!!!!!
You: *HUGE EXPLOSION, then mist fades away*
You: WTH? I'm a girl!
You: I have boobs!
Stranger: *PULLS OUT AK47* RATATATATATATTATATATTAT BOOM BOOM BOOM *FLASH *
You: And a vagina!
Stranger: WTF!!!
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: Big boobs, too.
Stranger: LOL
You: How do I look?
Stranger: FUKIN GAY!!!
Stranger: THATS HOW U LOOK!
Stranger: LETS TELL THE PRESIDENT!!
You: *aims M4 at you*
Stranger: *DUCKS*
You: I look like Zoey from L4D
You: aoiwjoirjaoijrwaoij
Stranger: *RUNS*
You: Pills here!
Stranger: HAHAHAH TOOO LATE@!!!
Stranger: IM GONE IN A FLASH
Stranger: AJAKAJKAAJKAJAKA
You: What shall I do with these huge boobs?
You: *unzips jacket*
Stranger: QUICK I NEED THE A-JAK
Stranger: AJKAJAKJAKJAKJAKJAK
You: *boobs jiggle as I shoot*
Stranger: FLASH THEM!!
You: AMBUSH!
You: NOOOOO
Stranger: QUICK USE IT AS A DISTRACTION!!
Stranger: FLASH THEM HRY!!
You: Hey, guys? You like my boobs?
Stranger: FUCK HE GRABBED MY LEG
You: I'll jiggle them if you stop fighting.
Stranger: OK HE LET GO
Stranger: LETS RUN!!!!!
You: *jiggles*
Stranger: QUICK IN THE DITCH HIDE!!!
You: HEY I FOUND A PORTAL GUN
You: let's teleport outta here
You: *star trek effect
Stranger: OMG WE CAN TELE
You: *arrives in base*
Stranger: LETS TELE TO VARROCK!!
Stranger: VARROCK!!!!!
You: Hey, you have my girl body!
You: WE SWITCHED BODIES WTH
Stranger: WTF LETS GO BACK IN TIME
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: fine
Stranger: I DONT WANT A VA GI GI
You: let's make it even
You: *zaps self and becomes a girl*
You: Fien?
Stranger: NOOOO
You: hahhah
Stranger: NOOOOOOO
You: we both ahveaveitjeoitja
You: htdfvhsfgx
Stranger: ZAPS U AND U GET HALF GIRL HALF GUY
Stranger: I GOT OTHER HALF GIRL
Stranger: SO WE BOTH GOT 1 TIT
You: No.
Stranger: AND HALF A VAGINA KAY
You: It's like I have a penis, yet I have boobs.
You: AND YOU HAVE THE VAGINA, YET NO BOOBS
You: LOL
You: meh
You: i miss vagina
Stranger: LOL.... UR FUNNY SON.
You: *zaps and becomes full girl*
Stranger: HERE EAT THIS...!!!
PUSSY JUICE
You: gsrgasg
You: s
You: ds
You: sdf
You: sd
You: jiggle those things
You: aefafda
You: f[/quote]
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Stranger: Hey,
You: hey
You: so
You: you like
You: aids?
Stranger: kool aids?
You: lawl
You: yeah
You: i have some
You: in mah dick
You: want some
Stranger: THat must sting man.
You: ya
Stranger: what color is it?
You: white
Stranger: thats tight
You: yup
You: ahhh
You: all over my face
You: so tasty
You: and warm
Stranger: yea that's how food is
Stranger: all nice and warm
Stranger: and in your face
You: ima get my aids juice in ur butt
Stranger: can I have a diffrent color?
Stranger: I like blue
You: i can get red
Stranger: NO BLUE!!!!!!!!!!
You: idk
Stranger: blue of no deal
You: ok fine
Stranger: Yay for blue aids!
You: yah
You: so
You: you want them now
You: or
You: now
Stranger: Oh man I can't wait
Stranger: now
You: k
You: ill be right over
Stranger: the sooner the etter
You: cya in 15
Stranger: ok I'll be at disneyland
Stranger: I'll be the big mouse
You: ok
You: cya there
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