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Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: 嗨 Stranger: 我從台灣來 Stranger: 你呢 You: Eh, english Stranger: Chinese Stranger: how are you You: fine Stranger: where are you from You: usa Stranger: where Stranger: i love Wang You: you have no idea how wrong that sounds Stranger: ? Stranger: what sounda You: when you said i love wang Stranger: sorry,i don't know You: wang=penis Stranger: !!! Stranger: really??
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i love u You: well i love you to Stranger: sweet Stranger: let us fuck You: ok Stranger: are u a dude You: i could be Stranger: so u have a dick You: maybe Stranger: fag Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is the average Omegle conversation. [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, m or f? You: male kthnxbi Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: tits or gtfo You have disconnected. You: I like pie You: pie is the best Stranger: are you fat You: no You: i dont even like pie You: im on the bandwagon Stranger: ok [editline]12:23AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: maraba! You: Whats this contrabption called the internet? You: Where can i find it? Stranger: I don`t know beybe in IE You: someone told me the internet was on meatspin.com You: but You: that wasnt good Stranger: why not Stranger: ? Stranger: I said why not stupid asshole Stranger: a?! Stranger: fuckin` slower gye You: lol You: my dog is telling me astory You: wow You: this is weird You: maybe i should find this internet You: adn eat it Stranger: I can`t fucking understand you You: also what are these contraptions called "cars" You: ive heard of them You: but ive never seem them Stranger: cars ... Stranger: where you live fuckin undertalec maybe in stoneage?! You: I wonder when world war II is going to end.. You: Yes of course! i live under a rock You: where else would i live.. Stranger: in your father`s ass ;) You: Oh. You: Ill try to rent it out You: hold on lemme ask You: omg You: 10 bucks a month You: a steal! Stranger: shut the fuck up please ;) You: No thanks You: are you a pedophile Stranger: shut up we Stranger: no I`m not You: Good Stranger: what`s your age Stranger: ? You: LOL Stranger: how old are you You: 32 You: i workd for the FBI You: "work You: Your ip has been logged You: and law enforcment officials in your area have been called You: good bye You have disconnected. [editline]12:31AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi you Stranger: asl? You: asl wut Stranger: age/sex/location? You: 21 f florida Stranger: 18 m usa Stranger: ohio Stranger: got msn? You: This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Your IP has been logged and your local law enforcment officals have been contacted. Stranger: why Stranger: im 18 Stranger: your 21 Stranger: theres nothing illigal Stranger: estupido You: John smith You: you are under arrest You: for You: PENIS Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: u horney You: One rule Stranger: cuzz i am You: tits or gtfo You: Are you doing this for facepunch You: because i am You: Post penis You: and get a free prizde Stranger: are u m or f You: neither You: H Stranger: fuck you u lttle asian bastard You: uh You:
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: 16/h/CA Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] :v:
[QUOTE=zeebiedeebie;15319065]:v:[/QUOTE] i lol'D [editline]01:15AM[/editline] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I hate jews You: Hitler had the right idea. Stranger: im giving up soon, please don't be horny crazy guy! 21 m norway you? You: oh You: ok Stranger: aha, funny conversation starter You: 17 You: usa You: m You: or h You: or f You: whatever you want You: lol You: :D Stranger: yeah, you think so? well what do you think about the world today and stuff? You: 3 words You: that will describe everything You: accutally 5 You: well 3 You: WHAT THE FUCK Stranger: can it be saved? waiting in excitement You: Were fucked You: were going to go back to using shells as money Stranger: in many ways You: absolutly Stranger: shells? You: seashells Stranger: interesting theory You: now You: were both fucked sexually, as in up the ass, and metaphoricly You: i use fun things to deliver bad news Stranger: well, money is just bullshit, a game rigged to favor those predisposed with power and recourses You: Hmm exactly You: But seashells are fun and free You: for now You: so gather while you can Stranger: haha You: fill a cement truck with them You: and you will prosper in the new world comrad Stranger: i have some propaganda, check out zeitgeist movement, they advocate a society without money You: I think those are stupid too Stranger: thezeitgeistmovement.com You: this is how it goes You: we eat You: we fuck You: we trade You: we die You: thats how it goes Stranger: not nececary trade You: i give you shell You: you give me 10 lbs of food Stranger: but we are anymals yes You: lol Stranger: but there are enough recourses for everyone so You: or we could eat the shells You: whatever floats ya boat Stranger: hehe Stranger: im optimistic for the future if we can unite and work it out You: possibly Stranger: but a lot is fucked up, ww3 might be on its way Stranger: population is reaching breach point 2050 9 billion or something You: lol ya You: in wich Stranger: leading to catastrophe You: we should nuke china You: absolutly You: kill the chinese' You: we dont need the You: they smell You: their dirty You: their ugly You: they all look the same You: im not kidding Stranger: yeah, thats the answer! You: absolutkly Stranger: you are kidding on some level, but wathever floats yr boat You: no You: im not You: i hate chinese You: they eat dogsd Stranger: how come then You: i like dogs.. Stranger: well, they are just people, indoctronized in their culture just as we are indoctrinezed in ours You: Do you know what facepunch is Stranger: no one is better that the next man Stranger: no You: i was posting these random convers that i was having here You: of me just saying TITS or whatever You: but this is constructive Stranger: mhm You: im amazed this doesnt happen often Stranger: that what dost happen ofteh? You: Stranger: hi You: WATS UR ADRESS You: YOU SOUND SEXY You: LOL You: HOYT You: BEAT You: BEAT You: BEAT You: \HARD You: PENIS You: PENIS You: PENIS You: MOLLIS You: MOLLIS You: MOLLIS You: VIAGRA Stranger: from You: VIAGRA You: VIAGRA\ You: ERECTION You: [url]www.yourmexicandoctor.com[/url] You: READ THAT You: you will lol Stranger: ehehe, amusing yes Stranger: wait for something lol here You: that link is real You: it goes to rockstar games Stranger: found this on forum:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i have to go! You: Damn Stranger: serious im late! You: Don't go Stranger: :/ Stranger: but You: No buts You: Don't do it You: There's nothing more important than this moment Stranger: than what Stranger: listening to you blabber on? You: Than this exact moment. It'll change your life forever Stranger: :O Stranger: i love change You: I can tell you everything about yourself. Stranger: okay Stranger: when will i ever get laid You: Except that. I can't tell you that, because it would break your heart. Stranger: do i die a lonely virgin?!? You: Can't say. Stranger: NO TELL You: Define virgin. Stranger: pleaz Stranger: never had sex, blowjob, handjob You: Hmm... Define die? Stranger: cease to exist, no afterlife, gone You: I have to go. Serious, I'm late! You: lol! You: Wow! You: thats funny You: no kidding Stranger: its good right! You: so Stranger: was lauging my ass of You: what kind of government does norway have You: [url]www.viagra.com[/url] You: lol Stranger: eh, democracy socialistic You: funny site You: :D You: if you get get rid of two racees of people You: completly You: no trace left of it You: which races would you choose Stranger: ehe, not there yet luckily You: im asking you You: which would you You: mine would be chinese and mexican Stranger: hehe, okei Stranger: eh, americans and italians You: aw im american You: D: You: lol Stranger: haha Stranger: just to make a point of how constructive this is Stranger: but i guess it shines through that i try to get along with evryone You: LOL You: family guy is funny Stranger: if you are even remotely open for that kind of idea. aha, yeah seen a little Stranger: simpsons is good but its very traditional so Stranger: how i met your mother was good in the beginning You: llol You: two and a half man Stranger: lost is awsomeness to the max! love lost Stranger: cant wait for season 6, 8 months to wait killing me You: lol You: what music u like Stranger: and house is good You: HOUSE pwns Stranger: mmm, don't have many artists that i dig, but as long as its out of the comercial realm is creative i can like a lot You: like AC\DC? Stranger: gregory house is the most amazing personality ever Stranger: acdc is good! You: YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH Stranger: he You: im seeing them in uh You: july Stranger: uh? Stranger: yeah cool. You: indeed Stranger: its so funny that the man that acts house is british. fun to here him talk. hes a genious You: :D ya Stranger: trying to think of norwegian famous artists, cant think of to many... You: lol! Stranger: at least not that i like a lot Stranger: just comercial shit You: ol Stranger: this guy sondre lerche tried to make it in us Stranger: going to study music for a year next semester, will defentetly have more to say on the subject then Stranger: play piano and drums You: college? Stranger: yeah You: very nice You: i wanna go Stranger: very good coollege/university funding or support or what you call it in norway You: i know You: socialis Stranger: everyone gets money to live, and public college/university is free You: exactly Stranger: basicly free, gotta pay like 80 usd or something each semester Stranger: just to cover student organization stuff You: LOL Stranger: so we are very lucky in that regard Stranger: are there any free/cheap alternatives in us? You: lol how long have we been talking You: lol no You: do you PC game? Stranger: did more before You: got steam\xfire? Stranger: like rts Stranger: loved rise of nation You: hmm Stranger: s You: Do you have steam or xfire You: lol You: i love cod4 Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hihihi You: I am a professor of psychology at Emory University You: may I psycho analyze you? You: for my research? You: guarantee I won't fit too many of the essentially endless ridiculous arbitrary separatist identifications we all vespidly irradicate into our idiosyncratic minds that paradoxically circle jerk themselves amongst this illusionary institutionalized social infrastructure of behavior that we so ignorantly and falsely call human nature. Stranger: OK Stranger: ask me You: Well for starters what is your name and age? Stranger: Carol... 21 You: Ah You: are you a happy person Carol? Stranger: it depends... there are some days that i'm really really happy... another days i'm really sad... You: how is school? Stranger: i'm not at school any more.. i'm in University Stranger: it's fine You: So you do well? Stranger: really well Stranger: i think so... hahahaha You: You have a nice family? Stranger: yup You: Any siblings? Stranger: nope You: You know you're lying Carol Stranger: why? Stranger: i'm not a lyer You: What about Danny? Or Evan? You: Hmm? Stranger: hahaha... i really dont know then You: really? Stranger: Yes! stop[ lying! They arent named Evan or Danny! You: Would I lie to the person I've been in love with for 14 years? You: all those nights in the Oak tree You: watching You: hoping for us to meet. Stranger: u are soooo romantic... but i dont know anything about u... what's your name... secret pal? You: Call me Liam You: Do you want me Carol? Stranger: I dont know Stranger: are u cute? You: You've seen me before. I pass you each day. Stranger: where?? You: By the cornerstore by main. Stranger: what store????????????? Stranger: ok... if u know me tell me how i look like You: Why should I tell you on the internet when I could just open your backdoor right now? You: I could be with you Carol. You: We are meant to be together You: Don't run Carol You: you look frightened? Why is that? You: I love you. I won't hurt you. Stranger: so... come here Stranger: i'll wait for us Stranger: *for you Stranger: right here You: Come to the kitchen You: I want to see you Stranger: key.. i will Stranger: hold on a sec Stranger: ok... what know? Stranger: now Stranger: ???? i'm suchhhh curious.... Stranger: answer me Stranger: aswer me Stranger: aswer me Stranger: answer me You: I'm sorry Stranger: answer me Stranger: answer me Stranger: How i look like You: I had to clean the Laptop You: Oh your sight Stranger: why u love me You: so wonderful Stranger: ? Stranger: really? what about my haiur Stranger: my eyes? You: I just erupt at the sight of you. You: Your eyes are wonderful You: pools to the soul Stranger: just the eyes Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more?: You: What do you ask? Stranger: tell me more about me.... and tell me where are u... Stranger: what more? Stranger: what more? You: Look out the kitchen window Stranger: what more? Stranger: i didnt find u... You: Do you see the end of the street? Stranger: noo Stranger: i didnt find u... Are u in a car? You: The Green Station Wagon Stranger: Your in the stationwagon! You: carol this is just silly You: I'm coming in You: we'll be together forever You: together forever You: forever Stranger: Are you serious??????????? You: I'm coming for you You: don't run Stranger: I'm locking the doors!! Stranger: WHO ARE U!!!! Stranger: WHY!!!!!!! Stranger: LEAVE ME ALON!!!!! You: The blade, oh it just sinks lazily into the flesh. Your blood, oh incredible. The vitality and life, love, sadness, emotions pouring out of you. You: I can't wait Stranger: WHA!!! WHAT THE FCUK! You: I'll see you soon.[/quote] [b]Hahaa lucky guess on the stationwagon! I think I got my crazy characterization down. [/b]:D
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: I like pie You: pie is good You: tits are good You: tits or gtfo You: rawr You: awr You: 'awr' You: awr You: a Stranger: I like toaster strudel You: wrr You: wr You: rw You: omg You: poop toots Stranger: TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS Stranger: TITTIES! Stranger: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs You: i love yoyu Stranger: i love you more! You: wanna has hawt sex? Stranger: yes plx! You: YAY! Stranger: but i dont like the heat You: cold sacks? Stranger: im afraid of heat Stranger: ok Stranger: but im also afraid of cold Stranger: lukewarm sex You: yes You: that works Stranger: that sounds nasty though Stranger: like sex thats been left out for a while Stranger: like backup sex You: lol You: i put in ur butt You: and u has funz Stranger: will it fit though? You: probably not Stranger: i mean like... i heard youre pretty small You: only halfway though would be ok Stranger: you sure you dont need some help You: noope You: its 12 inches You: but if it goes in all the way You: you rectum will rip You: and dat bad Stranger: oh You: 12 inches wide Stranger: so thats what happened to your dog... im sorry for your loss :-( You: yaegh Stranger: try putting it in your computer moniter Stranger: bye bye honey
[quote]You: ilu bebe Stranger: :D Stranger: really? You: ye mang Stranger: nice Stranger: ever heard of some website called omegle.com? Stranger: my friend linked me to it You: no what's that Stranger: its kidn of weird Stranger: dude idk man Stranger: go to it You: is it like a massive pcp trip You: !?! Stranger: nah idk man Stranger: it could be You: awesome. Stranger: yeah Stranger: man dude my gfs vagina is loose, idk what to do You: duct tape that bitch together Stranger: i fucked her on friday and it was loose man Stranger: i asked her if it was in Stranger: and she was all like Stranger: umm yeah Stranger: idk what to do You: uh You: superglue You: duh Stranger: hmmm Stranger: seems like good advice Stranger: funny thing is though, im not even joking[/quote] Trolls trolling trolls. [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: hey want to rp bebe Stranger: what You: roleplay sex You: cyber y/n Stranger: are u a male or female You: female honey Stranger: ok Stranger: ;] Stranger: but do u have aim so i can talk on my phone on aim bc im bout to get off the computer You: sry i don't Stranger: ok well lets go ill just stay on You: C'mere baby, i've been a bad bad girl Stranger: alright im comin ;] You: kiss me baby, kiss me like you mean it Stranger: alright ;] You: tell me what you're going to do to me baby Stranger: im going to slowly kiss ur neck down to ur stomach Stranger: and take off your shirt Stranger: wht u gonna do You: oh yeah baby mmmm my cock is getting so hard. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] win.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Buttsex? Stranger: NAO You: was that a NO or a NAOW! ? You: cause im ready naow Stranger: Lube up, I'll get the gerbil. You: good thinking Stranger: very. You: *grabs bottle of lube* You: *pulls shorts down* You: *grabs humongous dick out of pants* You: *puts lube on humongous dick* You: *admires own dick* You: ... You: ready? Stranger: I am sir. Stranger: *Pulls Down Pants* You: oh yeah! Stranger: *Grabs Glass Tube* You: *grabs gerbil* Stranger: Puts Gerbil In ube*t You: *sticks tube in your asshole* You: *Gerbil climbs inside its new home* Stranger: That's it, I'm done with this faggotry. You: ok bye bye Stranger: Also, the GAME You: GOD FUCKING DAMIT You: im going to come and rape you naow Stranger: Bring a gerbil... Stranger: i lost my last one. You: sounds good You: .. Stranger: I can still feel it somewhere.. Stranger: barley. Stranger: malt Stranger: SAGE[/quote] the game
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: marry me? You: How about no Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] :cawg:
[QUOTE]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: m/f? Stranger: f Stranger: 20 questions? You: im both. Stranger: ok Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] this is fun.
[quote]Stranger: 19/m/US You: 18/f/US Stranger: cyber? You: I'm from San Francisco :) You: sure Stranger: start You: ok You: You go over to my house You: I lead you up to my room You: both my parents are out You: I start to slowly lower your pants while you take off my shirt... Stranger: I pull you close and start makin out with you Stranger: massaging your boobs You: I start to grope your penis, starting to breathe softly Stranger: Im gettin hard Stranger: I start to unbutton your pants You: i remove my underwear You: I start to lick your giant cock Stranger: oh yeah baby Stranger: I flip over and we start 69'ing Stranger: lickin your pussy Stranger: fingering too You: i start to scream, I'm really getting into it Stranger: I flip back around and barely manage to squeeze my giant rock hard cock in your tight pussy You: i take it in while I kiss you gently Stranger: I start kissing and biting your neck Stranger: grabbing your ass Stranger: and we go into the missionary posistion Stranger: I throw your legs over my shoulders and I start thrusting real hard and deep You: my vagina starts to eat at your giant cock You: my vagina has teeth You: it bites out your eyes You: then I shit rainbows and you die slowly and painfully Stranger: uhhhhh Stranger: wtf You: sorry You: I really can't help myself, my vagina is a monster :( Stranger: I can tell You: It once ate my grandma Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] XD [editline]08:11PM[/editline] [quote] You: hi Stranger: hi You: penis Stranger: yes please You: i stick my penis into your mouth Stranger: mmm Stranger: i like it You: I start to finger your pussy Stranger: i dont have pussy You: then I suck your penis You: I can go either way Stranger: cool You: then I bite it off and digest it to ingest all of its penile strengths You: I turn into Godzilla and split you in half with my turbo dick Stranger: wow You: then I rape all of the city You: including the military You: and they enjoy it Stranger: you must be strong men You: I'm Godzilla, bitch You: of course I'm strong shit You: I rape all the buildings even You: through their back doors Stranger: i want to see that turbo dick You: it's the size of the twin towers Stranger: o shit Stranger: amazing You: in fact, when the planes hit the twin towers You: they didn't hit the towers You: they hit my boner You: and they made me floppy :( Stranger: oh Stranger: sorry You: yea, it was a great tragedy for all of New York You: many people died for that floppy dick Stranger: my dad included :( You: wow, I'm so sorry You: next time terrorists attack my boner, I'll be sure to try not to kill your dad Stranger: osama sucks your gods¡zilla dick You: yea You: then I left him You: which is why he attacked me You: but I gotta go, I'll leave my stories for another day You: Godzilla signing out- You have disconnected.[/quote] Fuck ya!
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: please don't swear! You: FUCK Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]You: Hail from the land of Facepunch! Stranger: greetings Stranger: where is the land of facepunch? You: Where does ye hail from? Stranger: the land of hills rain and sheep You: It be in the far reaches of the ethernet, where no troll dares venture Stranger: perhaps the odd daring troll would venture there? You: Rarely You: Though many be banished from the relm by the great knights and their dragons! Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat You: All serve the great King garry and his vassal Sir Hezzy You: This be no mere act of roleplay, this land does indeed exist Stranger: verily i have no doubt that it does You: You may venture to these lands by passing through this gate: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url] You: But be warned! You: Once you venture too far, you may never return! Stranger: its a virus? You: No You: That would be [url]www.4chan.org[/url] You: Great plague of the interwebs Stranger: the interwebs is very large you see it is a series of tubes Stranger: you must stop blocking these tubes You: Indeed, we must wage a crusade against the blockage that is 4chan! You: Thank your for your advice young adventurer! [/quote] Really had no intention for it to go that direction but it kind of did after I said that and I went with it.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Adult male china just looking to chat with female you: <- female stranger: From stranger: ? You: Finland stranger: U are my first women to chat here stranger: What time is your here stranger: Baby stranger: How old are u you: 19 stranger: Great stranger: I like stranger: Can u gave me some picture to see stranger: Hehe you: Okie one sec stranger: Your address? You: I cant give that out hun stranger: Then how can you gave me your picture stranger: ?? You: [url]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6507/1243826466918.jpg[/url] stranger: I saw stranger: So hot you: Want to cyber you: I'm so horny stranger: Wanna me hug you? You: Mmm sure baby stranger: Jack off i wanna stranger: Come here to suck ~~ stranger: Jkldjfkljagkljakljdgfklj stranger: You at home? Stranger: Alone? You: Yeah you: What're going to do to me baby ;] stranger: Pressure in your body stranger: With my hands touch ni butt stranger: Gave me your exposed picture stranger: Let me wanna fuck u stranger: Baby stranger: Are you good at oral sex stranger: Me too stranger: Gave me some uncovered picutre yours stranger: Let me think about your how you dirty stranger: Horny stranger: Baby you: [url]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6518/1243824286388.jpg[/url] stranger: I wanna suck your you: That's me :blush: Stranger: All your picutre? Stranger: Let me crazy stranger: Very nice breast stranger: Are u press your body stranger: Come here and suck me stranger: High tide?? Stranger: I wanna see your face stranger: Wanna ejaculation in your face you: I want to fuck your asshole with my penis you: Come suck my cock stranger: Wtf stranger: Man wtf???!!!!! Stranger: Fucking shit head dumb[/quote] massive win.
2126 users onlineConnecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: FUCK YEAH! Stranger: WHAT THE FUC IS UP? You: SUP HOLMEZ? Stranger: FUCK!! Stranger: yo o! You: IS THIS RAYRAY? You: YO RAYRAY Stranger: this rayray, baby You: FUCKYEAH RAYRAY Stranger: whaaas up bro!? Stranger: FUCKING FUCK MOTHA FUCKA! You: Dude I haven't seen you since you turned gay. You: That was some crazy shit. Stranger: It's fucking crazy bro, let me tell ya. You: Fo real? Stranger: craazzy ass shit Stranger: fo fucking real You: SO LIKE You: you wanna fuck? ;D Since we're both gay and all Stranger: HELL YEAH You: AWESOME Stranger: ;D You: PELVIC THRUSTING You: COMMENCES You: NOW Stranger: oh yeah Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YEAH!!! You: UNF You: UNF You: UNF Stranger: OOOMMMFFF!!! Stranger: UH, UH, UH!!!! Stranger: YEAAYEAAH!!! You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: god damn Stranger: that's some good shit fo real You: Ohey You: WHERE YOU AT SON You: LETS GO TO THE PAWTY CLUB Stranger: OH FO SHO Your conversational partner has disconnected. :B
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI Stranger: hi You: What you doin? Stranger: where are you from You: Usa, you? Stranger: china You: ah, the communist country. Stranger: yes You: so in china do they allow you to watch porn? You: um... u there? Stranger: no You: k You: the guys must have found your location and are coming to lock you up You: there watching you You: with cameras You: and shit You: amirite? You: well? You: well are you going to answer my question? Stranger: I am not good in English typing is slow You: oooh alright Stranger: thx You: you have any hobbies? Stranger: music You: cool Stranger: Painting Stranger: thx You: you paint well? Stranger: so so Stranger: and you You: uhm fucking women and shitting on piss You have disconnected. [editline]09:16PM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: pop goes the cherry Stranger: i like cherries You: rly? Stranger: what else do you think cherries say? Stranger: HELLO You: cherries say "pussy" when you squeese them Stranger: not really You: rite? You: what, go try it You: you'll see Stranger: when you squeese pussy they say pop Stranger: :p You: ooooooh right right Stranger: dont have wet dreams now Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: my people are a strong and resilient breed Stranger: we left the great mountains of caucasia long ago Stranger: in our tribal minivans and tv dinners Stranger: living off of seven up Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] :iiam: [editline]12:29AM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey hey hey! Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT You: That's nice. Stranger: yes Stranger: yes it is You: Ok. You: So. Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT You: Is that the end of your gimmick? Stranger: no u You: Are you happy? Stranger: yes Stranger: vecause.. Stranger: because....* Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT You: Do you think the internet likes you? You: Well we don't/ Stranger: the internet loves me You: We're actually one person. Stranger: becuase... Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT You: One unified entity. Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT You: We pretend to have arguments and conversations, but we are all the same. You: We are revealing ourselves to you now. Stranger: go back to /b/ Stranger: tardcake Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] I am not a tardcake. :colbert: [editline]12:34AM[/editline] [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi You: Do you know about candlejack? Stranger: no, what's that? You: Candlejack doesn't exi- Stranger: oh crap Stranger: don't say that out loud! Stranger: did they get you? Stranger: aw, damn Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/quote] -
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hello You: how are you Stranger: fine Stranger: thx Stranger: and u? You: meh, could be better You: life is boring when im off of school You: it's gunna suck this morning You: this summer You: lol Stranger: haha Stranger: u are a guy right? You: yes Stranger: i see Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] yah try to have a serious conversation with someone and all they want to do is cyber
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyy Stranger: a/s/l You: yeahh You: 31/h/CA Stranger: h? You: H. Stranger: male or female? You: H Stranger: whats h Stranger: neither? haha You: H[/quote] I promise. I'll stop soon!
Stranger: hi You: lol hi Stranger: what's so funny? You: you Stranger: oh Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: The game Stranger: im horny. Stranger: wait a minute. Stranger: you again? Stranger: leave Stranger: because it still hasn't been half an hour Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote] This one was funny. Just another one [quote] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: don't care what sex you are You: ............................................______ __........................ ....................................,.-&#8216;&#8221;...................``~.,.................. .............................,.-&#8221;...................................&#8220;-.,............ .........................,/...............................................&#8221;:, ........ .....................,?........................... ...........................\,..... .................../............The Game! ..........................,}.... ................./.................................................. ....,:`^`..}.... .............../.................................................. .,:&#8221;........./..... ..............?.....__............................ .............:`.........../..... ............./__.(.....&#8220;~-,_..............................,:`........../........ .........../(_....&#8221;~,_........&#8220;~,_....................,:`..... ..._/........... ..........{.._$;_......&#8221;=,_.......&#8220;-,_.......,.-~-,},.~&#8221;;/....}........... ...........((.....*~_.......&#8221;=-._......&#8220;;,,./`..../&#8221;............../............ ...,,,___.\`~,......&#8220;~.,....................`..... }............../............. ............(....`=-,,.......`........................(......;_,,-&#8221;............... ............/.`~,......`-...............................\....../\................... .............\`~.*-,.....................................|,./.....\,__........... ,,_..........}.>-._\...................................|........... ...`=~-,.... .....`=~-,_\_......`\,.................................\... ..................... ...................`=~-,,.\,...............................\............. .......... ................................`:,,.............. .............`\..............__.. .....................................`=-,...................,%`>--==``....... ........................................_\........ ..._,-%.......`\............... ...................................,<`.._|_,-&``................`\.............. Stranger: wrestling Stranger: ah Stranger: FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 Stranger: UFC much better Stranger: Must like copying and pasting alot. Stranger: you should give up on those people Stranger: You like that fake stuff Stranger: bam! agggh. and stuff Stranger: LOL Stranger: Whatever moves you. Stranger: my brothers like it too Stranger: so don't feel to bad Stranger: Imho I hate it Stranger: What is so interesting about wrestling to you? [/quote]
Hold on, got a better one.
[quote]Stranger: Candlejack ain't got shit on me. You: 4vhan ftw You: 4chan* Stranger: CE, yo. Stranger: Gamefaqs representin'. You: FacePunch in yo ass Stranger: I beat Candlejack. Stranger: I can say his name and he fears me so much he doesn't do anything. You: wtf is candlejack Stranger: Hold on, gotta go fight him. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Oh dear
[code]Stranger: do me You: INTRUDER ALERT You: INTRUDER ALERT You: RED SPY IS IN THE BASE. Stranger: you turn me on You: ya babee Stranger: let's sex You: fuk ya You: unf unf You: I accidentally a whole bottle You: Then I came the end. You: TELL ME. Stranger: mmmm. that was so hot. we should do it again sometime. You: ARE YOU FROM FACEPUNCH You: ANSWER ME You: NOW You: FAGGOT Stranger: YES I AM Stranger: FROM FACEPUNCH You: FUCK YEAH Stranger: TO CELEBRATE, LET'S DO IT AGAIN You: OK You: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER You: U IS FOR U AND MEEEEE You: N IS FOR NYTHING AT ANY TIME AT ALL You: HERE IN THE FACEPUNCH SEAAAAA Stranger: F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN You: U IS FOR URANIUM. You: BOMBS. Stranger: N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] With a random FPer a few minutes ago.
Cool bump, bro.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HOT SEX FOR FIVE DOLLARS Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. " i could have sworn 99% of these poeple ask Asl, sigh, but unfortunatly whenever i say that this happens, ps , i forget how to quote somtihng using quote tags anyone remind me?
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