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You: one word story
You: you first
Stranger: i
You: eat
Stranger: a
You: big
Stranger: cat
You: penis
Stranger: and
You: it
Stranger: is
You: delicous
Stranger: so
You: i
Stranger: am gonna buy another one. end
You: awww
You: DID HE DIE
Stranger: fu
You: lol
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Stranger: hey
You: one weord story
Stranger: where u from
You: you first mofo
Stranger: fuk u what are u think u r
Stranger: fukin
Stranger: dum shit;
You: lol
Stranger: ayy why dont u go fuk u r self u deep shit ;
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Stranger: hello
You: lol
Stranger: lol?
You: meow.
Stranger: cam sex?
You: rub my nipples in the morning
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah
Stranger: open ur cam
You: NO u
Stranger: we together
Stranger: :)
You: faggot
Stranger: bitch
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You: get out
#2
Stranger: u r dick
You: THE GAME
Stranger: i lose
You: lol w
You: owned
Stranger: o lose to
You: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: fakken retard
You: PISSS
Stranger: GTFO FROM MY OMEGLE
Stranger: VAGINA
You: OH BOB SAGET
Stranger: U NIGGER
You: ASSSS
Stranger: NIGGER
You: penis
You: PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS
Stranger: U PWN3D
#3
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Stranger: Please speak English and not be trying to cyber. :-(
You: Yeah lol
Stranger: :D
You: so what should we talk about?
Stranger: anything you desire
You: I'm gonna sell my virginity on ebaY
Stranger: females go for like 10,000...
You: lol wut
You: O RLY
Stranger: YA RLY
You: MAH BOY
Stranger: gb2/b/
You: fagget
Stranger: fgt.
You: no u
You: the game
Stranger: fuck
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You: hi
Stranger: 嗨
Stranger: 我從台灣來
Stranger: 你呢
You: Eh, english
Stranger: Chinese
Stranger: how are you
You: fine
Stranger: where are you from
You: usa
Stranger: where
Stranger: i love Wang
You: you have no idea how wrong that sounds
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what sounda
You: when you said i love wang
Stranger: sorry,i don't know
You: wang=penis
Stranger: !!!
Stranger: really??
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Stranger: i love u
You: well i love you to
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: let us fuck
You: ok
Stranger: are u a dude
You: i could be
Stranger: so u have a dick
You: maybe
Stranger: fag
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[quote]
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Stranger: Hi, m or f?
You: male kthnxbi
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Stranger: hi
You: tits or gtfo
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You: I like pie
You: pie is the best
Stranger: are you fat
You: no
You: i dont even like pie
You: im on the bandwagon
Stranger: ok
[editline]12:23AM[/editline]
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Stranger: maraba!
You: Whats this contrabption called the internet?
You: Where can i find it?
Stranger: I don`t know beybe in IE
You: someone told me the internet was on meatspin.com
You: but
You: that wasnt good
Stranger: why not
Stranger: ?
Stranger: I said why not stupid asshole
Stranger: a?!
Stranger: fuckin` slower gye
You: lol
You: my dog is telling me astory
You: wow
You: this is weird
You: maybe i should find this internet
You: adn eat it
Stranger: I can`t fucking understand you
You: also what are these contraptions called "cars"
You: ive heard of them
You: but ive never seem them
Stranger: cars ...
Stranger: where you live fuckin undertalec maybe in stoneage?!
You: I wonder when world war II is going to end..
You: Yes of course! i live under a rock
You: where else would i live..
Stranger: in your father`s ass ;)
You: Oh.
You: Ill try to rent it out
You: hold on lemme ask
You: omg
You: 10 bucks a month
You: a steal!
Stranger: shut the fuck up please ;)
You: No thanks
You: are you a pedophile
Stranger: shut up we
Stranger: no I`m not
You: Good
Stranger: what`s your age
Stranger: ?
You: LOL
Stranger: how old are you
You: 32
You: i workd for the FBI
You: "work
You: Your ip has been logged
You: and law enforcment officials in your area have been called
You: good bye
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[editline]12:31AM[/editline]
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Stranger: hi
You: Hi you
Stranger: asl?
You: asl wut
Stranger: age/sex/location?
You: 21 f florida
Stranger: 18 m usa
Stranger: ohio
Stranger: got msn?
You: This is Agent Johnson from the FBI. Your IP has been logged and your local law enforcment officals have been contacted.
Stranger: why
Stranger: im 18
Stranger: your 21
Stranger: theres nothing illigal
Stranger: estupido
You: John smith
You: you are under arrest
You: for
You: PENIS
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: u horney
You: One rule
Stranger: cuzz i am
You: tits or gtfo
You: Are you doing this for facepunch
You: because i am
You: Post penis
You: and get a free prizde
Stranger: are u m or f
You: neither
You: H
Stranger: fuck you u lttle asian bastard
You: uh
You:
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 16/h/CA
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i lol'D
[editline]01:15AM[/editline]
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You: I hate jews
You: Hitler had the right idea.
Stranger: im giving up soon, please don't be horny crazy guy! 21 m norway you?
You: oh
You: ok
Stranger: aha, funny conversation starter
You: 17
You: usa
You: m
You: or h
You: or f
You: whatever you want
You: lol
You: :D
Stranger: yeah, you think so? well what do you think about the world today and stuff?
You: 3 words
You: that will describe everything
You: accutally 5
You: well 3
You: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: can it be saved? waiting in excitement
You: Were fucked
You: were going to go back to using shells as money
Stranger: in many ways
You: absolutly
Stranger: shells?
You: seashells
Stranger: interesting theory
You: now
You: were both fucked sexually, as in up the ass, and metaphoricly
You: i use fun things to deliver bad news
Stranger: well, money is just bullshit, a game rigged to favor those predisposed with power and recourses
You: Hmm exactly
You: But seashells are fun and free
You: for now
You: so gather while you can
Stranger: haha
You: fill a cement truck with them
You: and you will prosper in the new world comrad
Stranger: i have some propaganda, check out zeitgeist movement, they advocate a society without money
You: I think those are stupid too
Stranger: thezeitgeistmovement.com
You: this is how it goes
You: we eat
You: we fuck
You: we trade
You: we die
You: thats how it goes
Stranger: not nececary trade
You: i give you shell
You: you give me 10 lbs of food
Stranger: but we are anymals yes
You: lol
Stranger: but there are enough recourses for everyone so
You: or we could eat the shells
You: whatever floats ya boat
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: im optimistic for the future if we can unite and work it out
You: possibly
Stranger: but a lot is fucked up, ww3 might be on its way
Stranger: population is reaching breach point 2050 9 billion or something
You: lol ya
You: in wich
Stranger: leading to catastrophe
You: we should nuke china
You: absolutly
You: kill the chinese'
You: we dont need the
You: they smell
You: their dirty
You: their ugly
You: they all look the same
You: im not kidding
Stranger: yeah, thats the answer!
You: absolutkly
Stranger: you are kidding on some level, but wathever floats yr boat
You: no
You: im not
You: i hate chinese
You: they eat dogsd
Stranger: how come then
You: i like dogs..
Stranger: well, they are just people, indoctronized in their culture just as we are indoctrinezed in ours
You: Do you know what facepunch is
Stranger: no one is better that the next man
Stranger: no
You: i was posting these random convers that i was having here
You: of me just saying TITS or whatever
You: but this is constructive
Stranger: mhm
You: im amazed this doesnt happen often
Stranger: that what dost happen ofteh?
You:
Stranger: hi
You: WATS UR ADRESS
You: YOU SOUND SEXY
You: LOL
You: HOYT
You: BEAT
You: BEAT
You: BEAT
You: \HARD
You: PENIS
You: PENIS
You: PENIS
You: MOLLIS
You: MOLLIS
You: MOLLIS
You: VIAGRA
Stranger: from
You: VIAGRA
You: VIAGRA\
You: ERECTION
You: [url]www.yourmexicandoctor.com[/url]
You: READ THAT
You: you will lol
Stranger: ehehe, amusing yes
Stranger: wait for something lol here
You: that link is real
You: it goes to rockstar games
Stranger: found this on forum:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have to go!
You: Damn
Stranger: serious im late!
You: Don't go
Stranger: :/
Stranger: but
You: No buts
You: Don't do it
You: There's nothing more important than this moment
Stranger: than what
Stranger: listening to you blabber on?
You: Than this exact moment. It'll change your life forever
Stranger: :O
Stranger: i love change
You: I can tell you everything about yourself.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: when will i ever get laid
You: Except that. I can't tell you that, because it would break your heart.
Stranger: do i die a lonely virgin?!?
You: Can't say.
Stranger: NO TELL
You: Define virgin.
Stranger: pleaz
Stranger: never had sex, blowjob, handjob
You: Hmm... Define die?
Stranger: cease to exist, no afterlife, gone
You: I have to go. Serious, I'm late!
You: lol!
You: Wow!
You: thats funny
You: no kidding
Stranger: its good right!
You: so
Stranger: was lauging my ass of
You: what kind of government does norway have
You: [url]www.viagra.com[/url]
You: lol
Stranger: eh, democracy socialistic
You: funny site
You: :D
You: if you get get rid of two racees of people
You: completly
You: no trace left of it
You: which races would you choose
Stranger: ehe, not there yet luckily
You: im asking you
You: which would you
You: mine would be chinese and mexican
Stranger: hehe, okei
Stranger: eh, americans and italians
You: aw im american
You: D:
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: just to make a point of how constructive this is
Stranger: but i guess it shines through that i try to get along with evryone
You: LOL
You: family guy is funny
Stranger: if you are even remotely open for that kind of idea. aha, yeah seen a little
Stranger: simpsons is good but its very traditional so
Stranger: how i met your mother was good in the beginning
You: llol
You: two and a half man
Stranger: lost is awsomeness to the max! love lost
Stranger: cant wait for season 6, 8 months to wait killing me
You: lol
You: what music u like
Stranger: and house is good
You: HOUSE pwns
Stranger: mmm, don't have many artists that i dig, but as long as its out of the comercial realm is creative i can like a lot
You: like AC\DC?
Stranger: gregory house is the most amazing personality ever
Stranger: acdc is good!
You: YYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
Stranger: he
You: im seeing them in uh
You: july
Stranger: uh?
Stranger: yeah cool.
You: indeed
Stranger: its so funny that the man that acts house is british. fun to here him talk. hes a genious
You: :D ya
Stranger: trying to think of norwegian famous artists, cant think of to many...
You: lol!
Stranger: at least not that i like a lot
Stranger: just comercial shit
You: ol
Stranger: this guy sondre lerche tried to make it in us
Stranger: going to study music for a year next semester, will defentetly have more to say on the subject then
Stranger: play piano and drums
You: college?
Stranger: yeah
You: very nice
You: i wanna go
Stranger: very good coollege/university funding or support or what you call it in norway
You: i know
You: socialis
Stranger: everyone gets money to live, and public college/university is free
You: exactly
Stranger: basicly free, gotta pay like 80 usd or something each semester
Stranger: just to cover student organization stuff
You: LOL
Stranger: so we are very lucky in that regard
Stranger: are there any free/cheap alternatives in us?
You: lol how long have we been talking
You: lol no
You: do you PC game?
Stranger: did more before
You: got steam\xfire?
Stranger: like rts
Stranger: loved rise of nation
You: hmm
Stranger: s
You: Do you have steam or xfire
You: lol
You: i love cod4
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Stranger: Hihihi
You: I am a professor of psychology at Emory University
You: may I psycho analyze you?
You: for my research?
You: guarantee I won't fit too many of the essentially endless ridiculous arbitrary separatist identifications we all vespidly irradicate into our idiosyncratic minds that paradoxically circle jerk themselves amongst this illusionary institutionalized social infrastructure of behavior that we so ignorantly and falsely call human nature.
Stranger: OK
Stranger: ask me
You: Well for starters what is your name and age?
Stranger: Carol... 21
You: Ah
You: are you a happy person Carol?
Stranger: it depends... there are some days that i'm really really happy... another days i'm really sad...
You: how is school?
Stranger: i'm not at school any more.. i'm in University
Stranger: it's fine
You: So you do well?
Stranger: really well
Stranger: i think so... hahahaha
You: You have a nice family?
Stranger: yup
You: Any siblings?
Stranger: nope
You: You know you're lying Carol
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i'm not a lyer
You: What about Danny? Or Evan?
You: Hmm?
Stranger: hahaha... i really dont know then
You: really?
Stranger: Yes! stop[ lying! They arent named Evan or Danny!
You: Would I lie to the person I've been in love with for 14 years?
You: all those nights in the Oak tree
You: watching
You: hoping for us to meet.
Stranger: u are soooo romantic... but i dont know anything about u... what's your name... secret pal?
You: Call me Liam
You: Do you want me Carol?
Stranger: I dont know
Stranger: are u cute?
You: You've seen me before. I pass you each day.
Stranger: where??
You: By the cornerstore by main.
Stranger: what store?????????????
Stranger: ok... if u know me tell me how i look like
You: Why should I tell you on the internet when I could just open your backdoor right now?
You: I could be with you Carol.
You: We are meant to be together
You: Don't run Carol
You: you look frightened? Why is that?
You: I love you. I won't hurt you.
Stranger: so... come here
Stranger: i'll wait for us
Stranger: *for you
Stranger: right here
You: Come to the kitchen
You: I want to see you
Stranger: key.. i will
Stranger: hold on a sec
Stranger: ok... what know?
Stranger: now
Stranger: ???? i'm suchhhh curious....
Stranger: answer me
Stranger: aswer me
Stranger: aswer me
Stranger: answer me
You: I'm sorry
Stranger: answer me
Stranger: answer me
Stranger: How i look like
You: I had to clean the Laptop
You: Oh your sight
Stranger: why u love me
You: so wonderful
Stranger: ?
Stranger: really? what about my haiur
Stranger: my eyes?
You: I just erupt at the sight of you.
You: Your eyes are wonderful
You: pools to the soul
Stranger: just the eyes
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?:
You: What do you ask?
Stranger: tell me more about me.... and tell me where are u...
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: what more?
You: Look out the kitchen window
Stranger: what more?
Stranger: i didnt find u...
You: Do you see the end of the street?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: i didnt find u... Are u in a car?
You: The Green Station Wagon
Stranger: Your in the stationwagon!
You: carol this is just silly
You: I'm coming in
You: we'll be together forever
You: together forever
You: forever
Stranger: Are you serious???????????
You: I'm coming for you
You: don't run
Stranger: I'm locking the doors!!
Stranger: WHO ARE U!!!!
Stranger: WHY!!!!!!!
Stranger: LEAVE ME ALON!!!!!
You: The blade, oh it just sinks lazily into the flesh. Your blood, oh incredible. The vitality and life, love, sadness, emotions pouring out of you.
You: I can't wait
Stranger: WHA!!! WHAT THE FCUK!
You: I'll see you soon.[/quote]
[b]Hahaa lucky guess on the stationwagon! I think I got my crazy characterization down. [/b]:D
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You: I like pie
You: pie is good
You: tits are good
You: tits or gtfo
You: rawr
You: awr
You: 'awr'
You: awr
You: a
Stranger: I like toaster strudel
You: wrr
You: wr
You: rw
You: omg
You: poop toots
Stranger: TITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTS
Stranger: TITTIES!
Stranger: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooobs
You: i love yoyu
Stranger: i love you more!
You: wanna has hawt sex?
Stranger: yes plx!
You: YAY!
Stranger: but i dont like the heat
You: cold sacks?
Stranger: im afraid of heat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but im also afraid of cold
Stranger: lukewarm sex
You: yes
You: that works
Stranger: that sounds nasty though
Stranger: like sex thats been left out for a while
Stranger: like backup sex
You: lol
You: i put in ur butt
You: and u has funz
Stranger: will it fit though?
You: probably not
Stranger: i mean like... i heard youre pretty small
You: only halfway though would be ok
Stranger: you sure you dont need some help
You: noope
You: its 12 inches
You: but if it goes in all the way
You: you rectum will rip
You: and dat bad
Stranger: oh
You: 12 inches wide
Stranger: so thats what happened to your dog... im sorry for your loss :-(
You: yaegh
Stranger: try putting it in your computer moniter
Stranger: bye bye honey
[quote]You: ilu bebe
Stranger: :D
Stranger: really?
You: ye mang
Stranger: nice
Stranger: ever heard of some website called omegle.com?
Stranger: my friend linked me to it
You: no what's that
Stranger: its kidn of weird
Stranger: dude idk man
Stranger: go to it
You: is it like a massive pcp trip
You: !?!
Stranger: nah idk man
Stranger: it could be
You: awesome.
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: man dude my gfs vagina is loose, idk what to do
You: duct tape that bitch together
Stranger: i fucked her on friday and it was loose man
Stranger: i asked her if it was in
Stranger: and she was all like
Stranger: umm yeah
Stranger: idk what to do
You: uh
You: superglue
You: duh
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: seems like good advice
Stranger: funny thing is though, im not even joking[/quote]
Trolls trolling trolls.
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Stranger: hey
You: hey want to rp bebe
Stranger: what
You: roleplay sex
You: cyber y/n
Stranger: are u a male or female
You: female honey
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ;]
Stranger: but do u have aim so i can talk on my phone on aim bc im bout to get off the computer
You: sry i don't
Stranger: ok well lets go ill just stay on
You: C'mere baby, i've been a bad bad girl
Stranger: alright im comin ;]
You: kiss me baby, kiss me like you mean it
Stranger: alright ;]
You: tell me what you're going to do to me baby
Stranger: im going to slowly kiss ur neck down to ur stomach
Stranger: and take off your shirt
Stranger: wht u gonna do
You: oh yeah baby mmmm my cock is getting so hard.
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win.
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You: Buttsex?
Stranger: NAO
You: was that a NO or a NAOW!
?
You: cause im ready naow
Stranger: Lube up, I'll get the gerbil.
You: good thinking
Stranger: very.
You: *grabs bottle of lube*
You: *pulls shorts down*
You: *grabs humongous dick out of pants*
You: *puts lube on humongous dick*
You: *admires own dick*
You: ...
You: ready?
Stranger: I am sir.
Stranger: *Pulls Down Pants*
You: oh yeah!
Stranger: *Grabs Glass Tube*
You: *grabs gerbil*
Stranger: Puts Gerbil In ube*t
You: *sticks tube in your asshole*
You: *Gerbil climbs inside its new home*
Stranger: That's it, I'm done with this faggotry.
You: ok bye bye
Stranger: Also, the GAME
You: GOD FUCKING DAMIT
You: im going to come and rape you naow
Stranger: Bring a gerbil...
Stranger: i lost my last one.
You: sounds good
You: ..
Stranger: I can still feel it somewhere..
Stranger: barley.
Stranger: malt
Stranger: SAGE[/quote]
the game
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Stranger: marry me?
You: How about no
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:cawg:
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You: m/f?
Stranger: f
Stranger: 20 questions?
You: im both.
Stranger: ok
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this is fun.
[quote]Stranger: 19/m/US
You: 18/f/US
Stranger: cyber?
You: I'm from San Francisco :)
You: sure
Stranger: start
You: ok
You: You go over to my house
You: I lead you up to my room
You: both my parents are out
You: I start to slowly lower your pants while you take off my shirt...
Stranger: I pull you close and start makin out with you
Stranger: massaging your boobs
You: I start to grope your penis, starting to breathe softly
Stranger: Im gettin hard
Stranger: I start to unbutton your pants
You: i remove my underwear
You: I start to lick your giant cock
Stranger: oh yeah baby
Stranger: I flip over and we start 69'ing
Stranger: lickin your pussy
Stranger: fingering too
You: i start to scream, I'm really getting into it
Stranger: I flip back around and barely manage to squeeze my giant rock hard cock in your tight pussy
You: i take it in while I kiss you gently
Stranger: I start kissing and biting your neck
Stranger: grabbing your ass
Stranger: and we go into the missionary posistion
Stranger: I throw your legs over my shoulders and I start thrusting real hard and deep
You: my vagina starts to eat at your giant cock
You: my vagina has teeth
You: it bites out your eyes
You: then I shit rainbows and you die slowly and painfully
Stranger: uhhhhh
Stranger: wtf
You: sorry
You: I really can't help myself, my vagina is a monster :(
Stranger: I can tell
You: It once ate my grandma
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XD
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[quote]
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: penis
Stranger: yes please
You: i stick my penis into your mouth
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i like it
You: I start to finger your pussy
Stranger: i dont have pussy
You: then I suck your penis
You: I can go either way
Stranger: cool
You: then I bite it off and digest it to ingest all of its penile strengths
You: I turn into Godzilla and split you in half with my turbo dick
Stranger: wow
You: then I rape all of the city
You: including the military
You: and they enjoy it
Stranger: you must be strong men
You: I'm Godzilla, bitch
You: of course I'm strong shit
You: I rape all the buildings even
You: through their back doors
Stranger: i want to see that turbo dick
You: it's the size of the twin towers
Stranger: o shit
Stranger: amazing
You: in fact, when the planes hit the twin towers
You: they didn't hit the towers
You: they hit my boner
You: and they made me floppy :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: sorry
You: yea, it was a great tragedy for all of New York
You: many people died for that floppy dick
Stranger: my dad included :(
You: wow, I'm so sorry
You: next time terrorists attack my boner, I'll be sure to try not to kill your dad
Stranger: osama sucks your gods¡zilla dick
You: yea
You: then I left him
You: which is why he attacked me
You: but I gotta go, I'll leave my stories for another day
You: Godzilla signing out-
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Fuck ya!
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Stranger: please don't swear!
You: FUCK
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[quote]You: Hail from the land of Facepunch!
Stranger: greetings
Stranger: where is the land of facepunch?
You: Where does ye hail from?
Stranger: the land of hills rain and sheep
You: It be in the far reaches of the ethernet, where no troll dares venture
Stranger: perhaps the odd daring troll would venture there?
You: Rarely
You: Though many be banished from the relm by the great knights and their dragons!
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: All serve the great King garry and his vassal Sir Hezzy
You: This be no mere act of roleplay, this land does indeed exist
Stranger: verily i have no doubt that it does
You: You may venture to these lands by passing through this gate: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/[/url]
You: But be warned!
You: Once you venture too far, you may never return!
Stranger: its a virus?
You: No
You: That would be [url]www.4chan.org[/url]
You: Great plague of the interwebs
Stranger: the interwebs is very large you see it is a series of tubes
Stranger: you must stop blocking these tubes
You: Indeed, we must wage a crusade against the blockage that is 4chan!
You: Thank your for your advice young adventurer! [/quote]
Really had no intention for it to go that direction but it kind of did after I said that and I went with it.
[quote]you're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Adult male china just looking to chat with female
you: <- female
stranger: From
stranger: ?
You: Finland
stranger: U are my first women to chat here
stranger: What time is your here
stranger: Baby
stranger: How old are u
you: 19
stranger: Great
stranger: I like
stranger: Can u gave me some picture to see
stranger: Hehe
you: Okie one sec
stranger: Your address?
You: I cant give that out hun
stranger: Then how can you gave me your picture
stranger: ??
You: [url]http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/6507/1243826466918.jpg[/url]
stranger: I saw
stranger: So hot
you: Want to cyber
you: I'm so horny
stranger: Wanna me hug you?
You: Mmm sure baby
stranger: Jack off i wanna
stranger: Come here to suck ~~
stranger: Jkldjfkljagkljakljdgfklj
stranger: You at home?
Stranger: Alone?
You: Yeah
you: What're going to do to me baby ;]
stranger: Pressure in your body
stranger: With my hands touch ni butt
stranger: Gave me your exposed picture
stranger: Let me wanna fuck u
stranger: Baby
stranger: Are you good at oral sex
stranger: Me too
stranger: Gave me some uncovered picutre yours
stranger: Let me think about your how you dirty
stranger: Horny
stranger: Baby
you: [url]http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6518/1243824286388.jpg[/url]
stranger: I wanna suck your
you: That's me :blush:
Stranger: All your picutre?
Stranger: Let me crazy
stranger: Very nice breast
stranger: Are u press your body
stranger: Come here and suck me
stranger: High tide??
Stranger: I wanna see your face
stranger: Wanna ejaculation in your face
you: I want to fuck your asshole with my penis
you: Come suck my cock
stranger: Wtf
stranger: Man wtf???!!!!!
Stranger: Fucking shit head dumb[/quote]
massive win.
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Stranger: FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: WHAT THE FUC IS UP?
You: SUP HOLMEZ?
Stranger: FUCK!!
Stranger: yo o!
You: IS THIS RAYRAY?
You: YO RAYRAY
Stranger: this rayray, baby
You: FUCKYEAH RAYRAY
Stranger: whaaas up bro!?
Stranger: FUCKING FUCK MOTHA FUCKA!
You: Dude I haven't seen you since you turned gay.
You: That was some crazy shit.
Stranger: It's fucking crazy bro, let me tell ya.
You: Fo real?
Stranger: craazzy ass shit
Stranger: fo fucking real
You: SO LIKE
You: you wanna fuck? ;D Since we're both gay and all
Stranger: HELL YEAH
You: AWESOME
Stranger: ;D
You: PELVIC THRUSTING
You: COMMENCES
You: NOW
Stranger: oh yeah
Stranger: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH YEAH!!!
You: UNF
You: UNF
You: UNF
Stranger: OOOMMMFFF!!!
Stranger: UH, UH, UH!!!!
Stranger: YEAAYEAAH!!!
You: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: god damn
Stranger: that's some good shit fo real
You: Ohey
You: WHERE YOU AT SON
You: LETS GO TO THE PAWTY CLUB
Stranger: OH FO SHO
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:B
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You: HI
Stranger: hi
You: What you doin?
Stranger: where are you from
You: Usa, you?
Stranger: china
You: ah, the communist country.
Stranger: yes
You: so in china do they allow you to watch porn?
You: um... u there?
Stranger: no
You: k
You: the guys must have found your location and are coming to lock you up
You: there watching you
You: with cameras
You: and shit
You: amirite?
You: well?
You: well are you going to answer my question?
Stranger: I am not good in English typing is slow
You: oooh alright
Stranger: thx
You: you have any hobbies?
Stranger: music
You: cool
Stranger: Painting
Stranger: thx
You: you paint well?
Stranger: so so
Stranger: and you
You: uhm fucking women and shitting on piss
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[editline]09:16PM[/editline]
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Stranger: pop goes the cherry
Stranger: i like cherries
You: rly?
Stranger: what else do you think cherries say?
Stranger: HELLO
You: cherries say "pussy" when you squeese them
Stranger: not really
You: rite?
You: what, go try it
You: you'll see
Stranger: when you squeese pussy they say pop
Stranger: :p
You: ooooooh right right
Stranger: dont have wet dreams now
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Stranger: my people are a strong and resilient breed
Stranger: we left the great mountains of caucasia long ago
Stranger: in our tribal minivans and tv dinners
Stranger: living off of seven up
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:iiam:
[editline]12:29AM[/editline]
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Stranger: hey hey hey!
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
You: That's nice.
Stranger: yes
Stranger: yes it is
You: Ok.
You: So.
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
You: Is that the end of your gimmick?
Stranger: no u
You: Are you happy?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: vecause..
Stranger: because....*
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
You: Do you think the internet likes you?
You: Well we don't/
Stranger: the internet loves me
You: We're actually one person.
Stranger: becuase...
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
You: One unified entity.
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
Stranger: ITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERTITS FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ALBERT
You: We pretend to have arguments and conversations, but we are all the same.
You: We are revealing ourselves to you now.
Stranger: go back to /b/
Stranger: tardcake
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I am not a tardcake. :colbert:
[editline]12:34AM[/editline]
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Stranger: Hi
You: Do you know about candlejack?
Stranger: no, what's that?
You: Candlejack doesn't exi-
Stranger: oh crap
Stranger: don't say that out loud!
Stranger: did they get you?
Stranger: aw, damn
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You: hey
Stranger: hello
You: how are you
Stranger: fine
Stranger: thx
Stranger: and u?
You: meh, could be better
You: life is boring when im off of school
You: it's gunna suck this morning
You: this summer
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u are a guy right?
You: yes
Stranger: i see
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yah try to have a serious conversation with someone and all they want to do is cyber
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Stranger: heyy
Stranger: a/s/l
You: yeahh
You: 31/h/CA
Stranger: h?
You: H.
Stranger: male or female?
You: H
Stranger: whats h
Stranger: neither? haha
You: H[/quote]
I promise. I'll stop soon!
Stranger: hi
You: lol hi
Stranger: what's so funny?
You: you
Stranger: oh
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[quote]
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You: The game
Stranger: im horny.
Stranger: wait a minute.
Stranger: you again?
Stranger: leave
Stranger: because it still hasn't been half an hour
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[/quote]
This one was funny.
Just another one
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Stranger: don't care what sex you are
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Stranger: wrestling
Stranger: ah
Stranger: FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: UFC much better
Stranger: Must like copying and pasting alot.
Stranger: you should give up on those people
Stranger: You like that fake stuff
Stranger: bam! agggh. and stuff
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: Whatever moves you.
Stranger: my brothers like it too
Stranger: so don't feel to bad
Stranger: Imho I hate it
Stranger: What is so interesting about wrestling to you?
[/quote]
Hold on, got a better one.
[quote]Stranger: Candlejack ain't got shit on me.
You: 4vhan ftw
You: 4chan*
Stranger: CE, yo.
Stranger: Gamefaqs representin'.
You: FacePunch in yo ass
Stranger: I beat Candlejack.
Stranger: I can say his name and he fears me so much he doesn't do anything.
You: wtf is candlejack
Stranger: Hold on, gotta go fight him.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Oh dear
[code]Stranger: do me
You: INTRUDER ALERT
You: INTRUDER ALERT
You: RED SPY IS IN THE BASE.
Stranger: you turn me on
You: ya babee
Stranger: let's sex
You: fuk ya
You: unf unf
You: I accidentally a whole bottle
You: Then I came the end.
You: TELL ME.
Stranger: mmmm. that was so hot. we should do it again sometime.
You: ARE YOU FROM FACEPUNCH
You: ANSWER ME
You: NOW
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: YES I AM
Stranger: FROM FACEPUNCH
You: FUCK YEAH
Stranger: TO CELEBRATE, LET'S DO IT AGAIN
You: OK
You: F IS FOR FRIENDS WHO DO STUFF TOGETHER
You: U IS FOR U AND MEEEEE
You: N IS FOR NYTHING AT ANY TIME AT ALL
You: HERE IN THE FACEPUNCH SEAAAAA
Stranger: F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
You: U IS FOR URANIUM.
You: BOMBS.
Stranger: N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
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With a random FPer a few minutes ago.
Cool bump, bro.
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You: HOT SEX FOR FIVE DOLLARS
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" i could have sworn 99% of these poeple ask Asl, sigh, but unfortunatly whenever i say that this happens, ps , i forget how to quote somtihng using quote tags anyone remind me?
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