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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: 1337/w/A galaxy far far away Stranger: oh so u r near to me hh!! Stranger: i m just 1336/w/a Stranger: just shout Stranger: i can hear u Stranger: no one is here beside us You: Mad moon is mad You: I am a plasma ball without what You: I anm a acid water You: Citric acid You: Citrus is Awesome Stranger: me lactic one You: I ate a battery for diner You: Nucleodynamic one Stranger: its my breakfast You: Oops yeah it was my breakfast. Stranger: i need a full vehicle for dinner You: I had 5 computers for dinner :D Stranger: sometimes a motorbike works You: Intel core Duo tasted horrible! Stranger: sometime i need a full car Stranger: ya dude Stranger: they do Stranger: coz its intel You: WTF Windows Blongo is ballz Stranger: look its in my teeth now Stranger: do u hav a toothpick? You: Have a chainsaw one Stranger: works Stranger: wanna taste macbook? Stranger: it looks awesome but taste bitter You: Yeah, the Intel chips are EWWW! Stranger: i have them after meal Stranger: i m planning to buy a junk yard Stranger: its too expensive ...wanna share? You: Oh noes! You: WTF You: OWWW You: THERE ARE MOSTERSSS You: ON MEEE You: NO WAIT IT"S INTLE You: AWOWOAGGA You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa You: HAAPLA You: IS BRUNBINSGSH You: AFAFAFFFFFAFWGTEGW You: FF You: FFFWE df Stranger: actualy i want them to give to beggers outta here Stranger: samsung monitor tastes best among i've tried ever You: i brke i dnt have the keer You: mmm You: m You: mm samsnt You: gret You: n i de You: byee You: aw You: ww You: w Stranger: hav fun You: SHUTDOWN You: 3 You: 1 You: RETRY You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 Stranger: 3 You: 1 Stranger: 2 Stranger: 1 Stranger: go Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Woah :biggrin:
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You: yes You: he's a fag Stranger: he is dead You: SO? I hope he comes back to life Stranger: if im not mistaken You: so I can beat him to death You: and you to death You: so you dunt die in cancer Stranger: really Stranger: you could do shit You: go get some diabeetus Stranger: *8couldnt You: ugly fat person You: go die You: die You: die You: die You: di You: die Stranger: oh you're real cool You: yes You: i roll with gangstas Stranger: bitches? You: no You: ur uglee You: nom nom nom Stranger: is that all you can say? You: om nom? no You: i am also a pedophile You: i tracked your IP Stranger: really? Stranger: me too You: gunna hack your computer You: deleting your system32 right now Stranger: do it bitch You: k did You: restart You: :3 Stranger: nope Stranger: didnt do shit You: lol You: stupid n00b You: k You: bye You: have fun Stranger: peace[/quote]
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[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Okay Stranger: Get on all fours babe You: I'm a woman. You: With a penis. You: And testicles.' Stranger: Sorry, I'm not into hermas.[/quote] LULZ! Hahaha! [quote]Stranger: hello Stranger: 20/china/m Stranger: and you You: 38/dk/mf[/quote] Lulz this is funny shiz.
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I met a really nice 14 y/o girl from Brazil on this site. I was about to troll her, but then we actually got on, she also studies geography and we talked about education :v:
[QUOTE=Mud Cake;15564594]I met a really nice 14 y/o girl from Brazil on this site. I was about to troll her, but then we actually got on, she also studies geography and we talked about education :v:[/QUOTE] you're doing it wrong
Some people really don't like Americans. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi Stranger: how r u? You: good, u? Stranger: fine thanks You: So where are you from? Stranger: italy Stranger: u? You: US Your conversational partner has disconnected. I got my international revenge... Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey Stranger: asl? You: u first Stranger: no u first You: no, u first Stranger: 19 f ireland You: 17 m us You: so how are you today? Stranger: just fine and u? You: pretty good. You: I haven't looked at the news lately, how's Ireland? Stranger: as usual You: Yeah, smae with america You: *same Stranger: no terrorists attacks? You: Not that I know of. No turmoil in the north? Your conversational partner has disconnected. And people continue to disconnect on me. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: OMG A GIANT PENIS!!!! You: 8===========================D Stranger: LEMME TUCH Stranger: OMG Stranger: THATS SO HOT You: IT"S FREAKIN HUGE!!!! Stranger: TURNS ME ON Stranger: MAKES ME WET..... You: I"M ADDING A VAGINA!!! Stranger: my vagina? You: (!) Stranger: (: You: DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT????? Stranger: hell no You: SHIT!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. The adventures of my digi-dick continue. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: lemme see yo dick! You: Yo bitch, here it is!! You: 8================D Stranger: hahaha thanks Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Now it's full of crap, in my opinion.
[quote=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i'm a man hi You: I'm a shark You: suck my dick Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote=]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 你好 You: I don't speak Moon :[ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Hurr.
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;15565144]you're doing it wrong[/QUOTE] sorry i'm too nice
oh man are you still there john? oh boy, this thing is crazy lol, this thing keeps disconnecting on me Gah! Fuck off! I keep getting these, graaahhhh!
Bump? [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi is this carly? You: no this is patrick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hey :) Stranger: asl? You: You first. You: I wont tell you until you tell me Stranger: why ? Stranger: lol. Stranger: mkay You: Cause, I dont like blacks. Stranger: well im not black You: kk well asl Stranger: so no need to worry You: ASL You: now Stranger: im Stranger: 15 from the usa nd ima chick Stranger: :D Stranger: you Stranger: ? You: No you're not. Stranger: mkay Stranger: im lyinf Stranger: *lying You: You are. Stranger: no im not Stranger: wanna see a photo? Stranger: :)))) You: Only if its frm imageshack :D You: otherwise you can go stick a cucumber in your ass Stranger: i dont have one from imageshack ! i have a myspace or photobucket :D Stranger: :( You: You're a rapist. You: I know it. Stranger: no im not Stranger: but thanks. You: Yes you are. Stranger: do you want my myspace link? You: If I told you how old I Was you would be like where you live? Stranger: mkay sure You: I can give you random myspace links too you fucking dip. Stranger: okay Stranger: why are you so mean? Stranger: damn You: Because I don't believe you and I dont like rapists. Stranger: im trying to have a civilazied convo You: Ok, how are you? Stranger: well i dont think anyone likes rapists Stranger: im good You: Thats good :) Stranger: how are you ? Stranger: lol. You: Im doing great. You: Just I think you might be a rapist. Stranger: you seem tense ! Stranger: im not a rapist ! \ Stranger: how can i be im only 15 ! Stranger: are you a boy or girl ? You: Upload a picture right now to imageshack. Stranger: mkay You: It'll take like 5-10 seconds. Stranger: maky You: One sec actually Ill give you a link frm me Stranger: maky Stranger: *mkay Stranger: do i have to sign up? Stranger: :(* You: [url]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5263/coolpictures.png[/url] You: theres me Stranger: your hawt Stranger: ! da fuck ? You: Thanks. Stranger: you look deformed You: Your turn D: You: I showed you me T_T Stranger: but do i have to uhmm sign up ? You: You dont Stranger: mkay :D You: at the main page you just click upload browse than upload You: I dont like blacks. You: Im warning you now. Stranger: okay im not black. You: Kk well upload Stranger: i mean my nose is alittle on the wide side but im not bllack Stranger: here Stranger: [url]http://img221.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img221/5345/lcd9d16aebd8a432eb93a5d.jpg&via=mupload[/url] Stranger: wait is that wrong ? Stranger: lol Stranger: [url]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5345/lcd9d16aebd8a432eb93a5d.jpg[/url] Stranger: their You: If I die while looking at the picture im sorry Stranger: :( Stranger: thanks You: Thats not you Stranger: whats your name ? You: You downloaded that fm the interwebs Stranger: i swear to god its me You: No its not Stranger: no i didny You: why are you on here? Stranger: because im bored Stranger: damn You: Why would a super hot girl like you be on here? Stranger: im not hot Stranger: but thanks You: Oh yes you are. Stranger: ha because im bored Stranger: nd its like 2 in the am You: I dont think thats you though Stranger: i swear to god it is You: Mine is joseph btw...yours? Stranger: do you want myspace login? Stranger: lol. You: My** You: Sorry im tired Stranger: desiree Stranger: is my name. You: Thats like a black name. Stranger: i know. Stranger: my mom is a freak Stranger: :)) You: Im sorry. You: All moms are. Stranger: my sisters name is weird too its addie You: Is she fat? Stranger: haha no Stranger: why? You: Oh well I know an addie and she is a fat bitch. Stranger: really where are you from? Stranger: if your from michigan You: Im from CO Stranger: then you might know her Stranger: nope you dont know here You: kk Stranger: *here Stranger: *her You: I was gonna say... You: Im gonna find you and say hi :) You: than run away Stranger: :? Stranger: ha lol You: But yeah You: I wanna kill the addie I know Stranger: oh i seee ! You: Like if I had a gun everytime I saw her I woulda shot her. Stranger: haha you seem alittle off the wall. You: Nah, its just really late. Stranger: :D Stranger: well im pretty bored :( You: Im sorry Stranger: its not you You: well im 16 btw.. Stranger: its my lame house Stranger: oh im 15 :) Stranger: jan ill be 16 You: Haha you can't drive. You: Facking looser Stranger: i know. You: I can drive...except its scarey in denver You: People are fucking crazy Stranger: i see :) You: Specially in rush hour. Stranger: i think everyone is crazy ! You: I just hate blacks >.> Stranger: so what music do you like ? Stranger: i dont hate blacks but they annoy me ! You: Rock, Metal ...AltRock...AltMetal Stranger: yeah me too You: Whats your fav band than? You: hmm...:P Stranger: uhmm chevelle ! Stranger: or alice in chains You: Are you serious 0.0 You: Chevelle You: I love you. Stranger: i could listen to them any day ! Stranger: :() Stranger: i love chevelle ! :DD You: Me too You: I went to there concert not to recently Stranger: my fave song is send the pain below :D You: Omg...Do you know me ...who is this? You: lol Stranger: infact i have a picture on my myspace with that on my photo ! like i edited that way :) Stranger: ha no i dont know you ! Stranger: lol. You: you're crazi Stranger: how am i crazi ??? You: Anyways, chevelle is one of my favorites and no one else knows who they are. Stranger: really that sucks. Stranger: my mom showd me them Stranger: i feel in love :D You: I live in a state full of gangster thug people what do you expect? You: My brother showed me chevelle You: He has their first CD and I stole it frm him >.> Stranger: oh really in the city i live in theres alot of thugs ! and in my apartments ! You: You dont live in one of the most populated cities though. Stranger: there always like ayyyee whats yo name ? you smoke ? Stranger: its anny Stranger: annoyine Stranger: *g Stranger: damn i cant type :( You: If they ask me to smoke I just give them a dirty look like you should be working on a farm D: You: Im just playing... I dont hate black people. Stranger: haha well i do so im like yeah :] Stranger: ha damn niggers need to smoke me cotton ! Stranger: jp You: lawl You: You smoke? You: D: You: Smoking is bad You: drugs are bad mmkay Stranger: ha yes Stranger: and i take it your a gammer? Stranger: with the lawlz thing? You: More nerder than that...but yeah "gamer" :P You: Do you not like geeks? Stranger: uhmm i dont know. Stranger: it depends Stranger: lol. Stranger: ive liked "geeks" You: Im like a wierd cool guy...aka geek Stranger: im not te type to go on looks its more the way they act You: Do you like the hardcore asshole guys? Stranger: uhmm sometimes :D You: D: Stranger: i cant help who i like Stranger: :( You: Its alright Stranger: ha nd why do you care if i smoke ? You: <-- is more of a nice guy with morals but is fine You: Nope Stranger: i know its bad Stranger: i dont give a fuck ! :D You: :D You: sweet Stranger: so do you like anything like writting ? or like poettry? You: Honestly yes. Stranger: ha me too :) You: Do you? You: Oh You: finally a girl thats into writing Stranger: im like in love with writting poems :D You: :O You: Anyways yeah not alot of girls like that stuff anymore You: and guys think its gay Stranger: i havent wrote one in a while You: Me neither. You: Ever since summer ive been kinda like a zombie You: Havent really done much Stranger: oh me ethier. Stranger: well ive been outside like aloooott Stranger: but besides tanning nothing really ! :( You: My life right now is hanging out with friends...computer...and swimming...not much You: <-- has a heated pool >.> Stranger: oh thats cool :) Stranger: my pool is cold. You: Its kinda fun skinny dipping when its winter :) Stranger: and its public :( You: mines enclosed Stranger: do you like 30 seconds to mars ? Stranger: :D You: Not really Stranger: oh :( Stranger: i like them You: Do you like Staind? Stranger: HMM YES :) You: oh gawd Stranger: i like the song its been awhile :D You: Thats a good song You: I like mudshovel :) Stranger: yes :D Stranger: neer heard of mudshovel ! :( Stranger: *never You: really You: D: You: Thats sucks You: You need to look it up You: Its an awesome song You: Crawl is another good one Stranger: mkay i will :D You: So...Ms. I like Poetry i wanna read some :) Stranger: of mine ? hold on Stranger: i have two on my blog Stranger: btw my spelling isnt the greatest Stranger: in one of them it say scare and its suppose to say scarred ! Stranger: mkay ! Stranger: this is one :D Stranger: You are the reason why when i wake up with the bright sunshine,and the world is happy that i cry. You are the reason why sadness takes over my body,holds on tight and never lets go.You are the reason why my heart aches and my body erges for your touch back.You are the reason why i am who i am. You scared me for life. You are the scare ill never forget. The moment in time that is their and will always be their. I try to forget but your face always appears the clouds cover everyone elses face.Rain becames my eyes saddend each dream falls out like the rain from the cloud and the sunshine never fully returned. You are the reason im never happy. Im the butterfly you caught so fragile and pretty. The butterfly ready to break any minute that you put between the two suffocated glass.With see threw windows and my face is magnified and put under a microscope that everyonelooks at and judges.So you caused me all the sadness in my life. So i was wondering if you could just let me be free I want to fly away leave never look back and stay foward. You are the reason my past haunts me and grabs me with its hard horrible hand on my thorat and never lets go but lets me breath a little. so just let me be me and dont judge me -- You: Im more of the optimistic side of writing...different perspective. You: Its good Stranger: i hear that alot but i dont think its good :( Stranger: do you want to see the other one ? You: Sure Stranger: ha mkay Stranger: we are like two chemicals that are so toxic for each other. when we are put together we react in the worst way but yet we are inseparable. we like making the other feel dumb and worthless. we have a tendency to hurt anyone who crosses us. the world sees us as untouchable and perfect but deep down we are almost like a broken piece of glass with each piece carrying a memory. then we try and glue are selves back together. the lightest touch of pain we fall apart. we are so alike but so different. we want to die. but when we are in dangerous situations we fear are life is almost up. we have an ideal way of how others should be but either of us are it. we are two chemicals that are toxic for each other that are mixed in a test tube and shooken up. Stranger: again spelling isnt the greatest You: Its alright . Stranger: it was about me and my cousin it probablly sounds like a guy but no Stranger: we were fighting ! :( You: Im sorry Stranger: ha its all good. You: You guys better now?? Stranger: and the first one was about alot of studd Stranger: *stuff Stranger: and yeah were better Stranger: were hanging out tomorrow :D You: Sweet You: Tell her Joseph says hi :) Stranger: ha okay i will :) You: Hey, do you have a better picture??...my friend doesnt think your hot You: Oh hey wanna hear one of mine? You: I dont take to well to critic but Stranger: uhmm no i dont, Stranger: and im not hawt You: You are You: Do you have blue eyes? Stranger: yeah,. Stranger: :( You: The picture's contrast is all fucked up. Stranger: i want green eyes You: Blue eyes are beautiful. Stranger: uhmm no. You: There are no better eyes. Stranger: :( You: !!! You: You need to think better of yourself...You're beautiful You: Stop thinking your not Stranger: ha mkay what ever You: Fine dont believe me -.- Stranger: ha i wont but anyways. Stranger: the reason why the contrast is fucked up Stranger: is because i edit my pictures ! Stranger: like alot. Stranger: lol. You: Thats what makes it look wierd Stranger: really? You: Upload a normal one :) Stranger: i think it looks better/ You: Normal = good You: edited = wierd Stranger: uhmm no Stranger: :( You: Why are you so negative D: Stranger: uhmm looooonnnnnnngggggggggggg story. ive always been negative Stranger: lol. Stranger: its all good though Stranger: :D Stranger: i honestly dont have a picture thats not edited some way You: Well than I have an excuse to be a complete asshole...I have a long story. You: But im not D: Stranger: just look at my photobucket mkay ! You: finneeee You: If my computer explodes and I die its your fault. Stranger: ill send the link to one pic and then on the left hand side and theirs arrows so you can look at the next ones mkay ? You: kk Stranger: <a href="http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/?action=view&current=fkdsj.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/fkdsj.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a> Stranger: opps ! thats wrong hold on Stranger: mkay heres this one Stranger: [url]http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/?action=view&current=fkdsj.jpg[/url] Stranger: its of me nd my cousin then the next one is of me and my friend caitlin :) Stranger: then yeah some other pics of stuff i guess You: You're potatoes? Stranger: uhmm no i edited that for my mom Stranger: lol. You: I like potatoes :) Stranger: she like edwardo hes off of a show Stranger: *likes You: ahh so he isnt potatoes? You: that stinks Stranger: no his name is edwardo but he likess potatoes Stranger: :D You: I see Stranger: at the bottom of the page is the pic with send the pain below on it :) You: Why couldnt be his name is potatoes but he likes edwardo...that would give the show a wierd plot and wouldnt be for kids. Stranger: ha lol. You: I dont think anyone would watch that Stranger: ha i would :D You: Ok...one question...Do you like Twilight. You: ? Stranger: HELL NO> Stranger: lol. You: Thank god. Stranger: well actually ive never seen it. Stranger: but from what ive heard no You: Don't. You: Don't even think about it. Stranger: ha mkay i wont You: I walked out and it was a waste of time / money. Stranger: :D Stranger: i see Stranger: did you look at all the pics yet? You: Yeah left my friends sitting in there and they're all like wtf? You: Yeah I did You: They all have the contrast messed up like the first one >.> Stranger: ha thats funny You: Im telling you dont edit them :) Stranger: :) Stranger: i like to edit them. You: Hey do you like System of a Down? Stranger: maybe its your computer :D Stranger: HELL YESS You: My computer is fine. Stranger: oh.. You: :P You: Do you like Powerman 5000? You: You probably have no idea who they are You: >>> Stranger: no i dont :( no who they are. Stranger: lol. You: Figures You: lol its cool You: Im just saying there like underground and only have a few good songs but they're awesome Stranger: oh lol . Stranger: i see You: When Worlds Collide...The Future That Never Was...Bombshell You: good stuff :) Stranger: i see ! You: Do you like 10 Years?? D: Stranger: uhmm no You: awhhh Stranger: what is it a movie or a band ? You: Band You: Im saying bands here Stranger: ive never heard them Stranger: i know about the powerman 500. You: ahh Stranger: but sometimes movies have weird names ! Stranger: lol You: Those are the cheesy ones though Stranger: like this name "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" Stranger: :) Stranger: thats one of my favorite movies :D You: Never heard of it You: :( Stranger: oh Stranger: but brb Stranger: mkay ? Stranger: or you can disconnect You: I have to leave soon >.> Stranger: lol. Stranger: oh :( You: Im going camping tomorrow Stranger: why? Stranger: oh lol. You: I read your mind Stranger: do you like camping ? You: Yup, do you? Stranger: uhmm no. :( well if you call staying in a little camper as camping then no. You: no Stranger: but ive never stayed in a tent You: We use a tent You: We kick it old school Stranger: so i couldnt so no or yes Stranger: lol. Stranger: but i probablly wouldnt like it You: we literally do the whole camping experience. Stranger: oh i see :/ Stranger: lol You: lol we bring a portable bathroom >.> You: little tent thing You: anyways Stranger: nice Stranger: D: You: Do not like staying outside? Stranger: sometimes :D Stranger: i love bein outside. You: In the forest? Stranger: uhmm pretty much anywhere. Stranger: lol. You: You should hang with us :) You: lol Stranger: ha yeahh :) Stranger: the only thing i dont like is getting bit by bugs Stranger: but who likes that ? Stranger: lol. You: well the bugs dont like getting hit by you so? You: does it make a difference You: :P Stranger: hey do you like audioslave? uhmm i guess You: A little bit You: Not a big fan Stranger: I LOVE AUDIOSLAVE :D Stranger: AND ALICE IN CHAINS :) You: Do you listen to Tool? Stranger: yeah :D You: Do you like The Muse? :o Stranger: uhmm i dont know i havent heard it ! :( You: well its called muse You: Im stupid You: soo You: ya >.> Stranger: ha lol. Stranger: so how tall are you ? lol You: 5" 11...You? Stranger: oh im like a couple inches shorter than you like no lie lol. im 5'7 or 5'8 ! :( im waayy to tall :( Stranger: for a girl Stranger: or in general You: kinda I guess Stranger: i think its too tall. Stranger: but its okay for guys to be tall and i like tall guys :D You: well im not really tall You: im like average Stranger: i guess so. Stranger: you should see the short people around here Stranger: :D You: The fuckin 10th graders are short as fuck this You: well last year** You: anyways yaaa >.> You: They all seemed like 4 feet tall Stranger: haha i know what your saying :) Stranger: (>'_')># I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS WAFFLE #<('_'<) But then i was like i'm hungry (>'#'<) So i ate it (^_^) YUM You: You got me. You: I was gonna say that Stranger: really ? Stranger: no wayy? :) Stranger: my friends weirdo friend sent me that Stranger: :( Stranger: lol. You: well to counter your waffle comment here you go You: [url]http://img19.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img19/3276/catst.png&via=mupload[/url] You: send your friend that Stranger: mkay You: do'et Stranger: i will Stranger: well then. Stranger: thats alittle weird Stranger: :( You: So was the waffle thing Stranger: what the hell ? You: lol Stranger: ha i know but it wasnt talking about licking anything :D Stranger: haha Stranger: :D You: it says like but spelled wierd >.> Stranger: ha Stranger: its say like Stranger: nvm Stranger: ha wow i need to learn how to read Stranger: :D Stranger: ha wouldnt that be funny if it said lick cats ? Stranger: hahha You: Well if you're referring to pussy ...than ... dude thats just...horrible why would anybody do that? You: Cats arnt ment to be licked ok. Stranger: i no Stranger: but like Stranger: im really tired ! soorry ! Stranger: :( You: its alright Stranger: and the e looks like a c Stranger: if you look at it when its small. You: you know what sucks? Stranger: what ? You: hey do you like me?? You: like think im cool and stuff Stranger: uhmm well i guess. i dont really know you . Stranger: i mean yeah your cool. Stranger: but like i dont really know you. You: Well it really sucks when people you get to know better just completely disconnect from you. You: Ya know? Stranger: uhmm yeah, Stranger: i ussually talk to people on msn or aim or yahoo. You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hello You: well hi Stranger: anybody here You: yup Stranger: Bruce Lei ? You: yes? You: are you Chan Li? Stranger: wrong room ^^ Stranger: this is the frist time i use omegle You: me too Stranger: maybe i was be changed room Stranger: now Stranger: what's ur name You: Toooto Stranger: <-- Eric Stranger: how old are u You: im about 2 in earth years You: im really smart Stranger: what? Stranger: u are kidding You: yeah they have me in some institute or something..im trying to break out :( You: no joke Stranger: funny ^^ You: no not funny...sadface Stranger: i just want to learn english throught Chatting You: whats your age Stranger: because i'm from Vietnam Stranger: 23 Stranger: my english not best You: oh i know some people there Stranger: especialy pronounciation Stranger: ^^ Stranger: i just can read and write Stranger: do u know Effortlessenglish program ? You: Wie geht es Ihnen? Stranger: what u typing ? You: Ich mache Spott Ihrer Studie You: schade aber sein komisches :D Stranger: english plz T_T You: i cant speak english Stranger: hi u so funny You: 0_o Stranger: ^^ Stranger: how many people in this room Stranger: ? You: ITS OVER 900000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: omg You: Hey Vegeta, what's up? o_0 Stranger: so how can we find a friend in this room Stranger: i cant see any infomation in her Stranger: here Stranger: just Stranger and You You: you have to type "i am homo type guy" You: then the info bar pops up Stranger: ^^ You: do it. Stranger: I'm superman type guy Stranger: nothing happened ^ You: you typed it wrong Stranger: hi You: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ./ It&#8217;s a trap! \ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . _,,,--~~~~~~~~--,_ . . . .\ ._________/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-&#8216; : : : :::: :::: :: : : : : :º &#8216;-, . . \/. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-&#8216; :: : : :::: :::: :::: :::: : : :o : &#8216;-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ,-&#8216; :: ::: :: : : :: :::: :::: :: : : : : :O &#8216;-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-&#8216; : :: :: :: :: :: : : : : : , : : :º :::: :::: ::&#8217;; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .,-&#8216; / / : :: :: :: :: : : :::: :::-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,-&#8216;,&#8217; :: : : : : : : : : :: :: :: : &#8216;-, ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;;| . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,&#8217;,-&#8216; :: :: :: :: :: :: :: : ::_,-~~,_&#8217;-, ;; ;; ;; ;; | . . . . . . . . . . . . _/ :,&#8217; :/ :: :: :: : : :: :: _,-&#8216;/ : ,-&#8216;;&#8217;-&#8216;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;~-, ;; ;; ;;,&#8217; . . . . . . . . . . . ,-&#8216; / : : : : : : ,-&#8216;&#8217;&#8217; : : :,--&#8216;&#8217; :|| /,-&#8216;-&#8216;--&#8216;&#8217;&#8217;__,&#8217;&#8217;&#8217; \ ;; ;,-&#8216; . . . . . . . . . . . \ :/,, : : : _,-&#8216; --,,_ : : \ :\ ||/ /,-&#8216;-&#8216;x### ::\ \ ;;/ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . \/ /---&#8216;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217; : \ #\ : :\ : : \ :\ \| | : (O##º : :/ /-&#8216;&#8217; . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . /,&#8217;____ : :\ &#8216;-#\ : \, : :\ :\ \ \ : &#8216;-,___,-&#8216;,-`-,, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . &#8216; ) : : : :&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;--,,--,,,,,,¯ \ \ :: ::--,,_&#8217;&#8217;-,,&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;¯ :&#8217;- :&#8217;-, . . . . . . . . . . . . . .) : : : : : : ,, : &#8216;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;~~~~&#8217; \ :: :: :: :&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;¯ :: ,-&#8216; :,/\ . . . . . . . . . . . . . .\,/ /|\\| | :/ / : : : : : : : ,&#8217;-, :: :: :: :: ::,--&#8216;&#8217; :,-&#8216; \ \ . . . . . . . . . . . . .\\&#8217;|\\ \|/ &#8216;/ / :: :_--,, : , | )&#8217;; :: :: :: :,-&#8216;&#8217; : ,-&#8216; : : :\ \, . . . . . . . . . . ./¯ :| \ |\ : |/\ :: ::----, :\/ :|/ :: :: ,-&#8216;&#8217; : :,-&#8216; : : : : : : &#8216;&#8217;-,,_ . . . . . . ..| : : :/ &#8216;&#8217;-(, :: :: :: &#8216;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;~,,,,,&#8217;&#8217; :: ,-&#8216;&#8217; : :,-&#8216; : : : : : : : : :,-&#8216;&#8217;&#8217;\\ . . . . . ,-&#8216; : : : | : : &#8216;&#8217;) : : :¯&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;~-,: : ,--&#8216;&#8217;&#8217; : :,-&#8216;&#8217; : : : : : : : : : ,-&#8216; :¯&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;-,_ . ./ : : : : :&#8217;-, :: | :: :: :: _,,-&#8216;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;¯ : ,--&#8216;&#8217; : : : : : : : : : : : / : : : : : : :&#8217;&#8217;-, / : : : : : -, :¯&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;&#8217;¯ : : _,,-~&#8217;&#8217; : : : : : : : : : : : : : :| : : : : : : : : : Stranger: omg =)) Stranger: now let me talk a fun story Stranger: One day ! You: tl;dr Stranger: superman and spider flying on the sky You: got to go get my diaper changed buh-bye Stranger: hi You: lol hi Stranger: asl? You: no thnks i just ate Stranger: just ate? You: yeah im full You: *burp* Stranger: full of shit
[QUOTE=TheMercWithAMouth;15513924]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What country are you from? Stranger: What? You: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What? Stranger: What? You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it! Stranger: Yes! Yes! You: Then you know what I'm sayin'! Stranger: Yes! You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like! Stranger: What? You: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/QUOTE] Repostin it.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: asl? You: M/10/Pallet Town You: gotta catch em all Stranger: find any good fossils? You: i got this one You: i don't know what to do with it Stranger: yeah, id say you need to find a chick to bury it in Stranger: good luck Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :D [editline]caketown[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ur all fgtz Stranger: hey, do u want to wank with me ?? You: i am a woman Stranger: dam Stranger: oh well Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] [editline]caketown[/editline] [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP. Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP You: I WON'T Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP You: FAGGOT Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP You: GO DIE Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOP Stranger: STOPSTOP Stranger: STOP You: DICKS Stranger: go duck on your moms dick Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]You: I hate chavs Stranger: because i would lose Stranger: chavs suck You: yes Stranger: they are like 1 step above bro You: Too bad there is a law against killing them You: Otherwise I probably would. You: Would you? Stranger: very much so Stranger: we need to remap the whole world Stranger: and here is who we put in africa Stranger: people with aids, chavs, bros, guidos, ugly whores, and cunts Stranger: and fat chicks Stranger: no, fat people in general You: Then the world would be a great place to live in Stranger: it would. Stranger: except africa =D You: for the record, I am not fat You: :d Stranger: but that's already a shithole Stranger: NICE Stranger: i'm skinny as well Stranger: well you could be muscular Stranger: i'm not You: I'm in front on my computor talking to a complete stranger about sending fat people to africa, do I sound lika an athlete? Stranger: nope Stranger: lmao You: :D Stranger: thanks for making me feel like such a nerd Stranger: =D Stranger: well i'm going to go call a friend Stranger: it was nice talking to you btw Stranger: peace Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Not the whole conversation.
[code]Stranger: asl? You: 19/f/ca Stranger: h&#305;mm Stranger: good Stranger: .. You: u? Stranger: 20 m tr Stranger: can i learn ur name ? You: jessica Stranger: wow super Stranger: cool.. You: yours? Stranger: doruk... You: You are a rape victim.[/code] The moment the guy said asl I thought it could be quite funny, unfortunately, I'm unfunny, and a bit too blunt about things.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: i fucking love you Stranger: loooooooooooooool heyy hows u? You: FAGGOT Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: hi You: lol hi Stranger: from Stranger: ? You: im from the internet You: its going to be okay Stranger: ooo Stranger: :)) Stranger: interesting Stranger: which country?:)) You: 4chan You: where you from? Stranger: where? You: you want to see my pic? Stranger: yes You: ………………….._,,-~’’’¯¯¯’’~-,, ………………..,-‘’ ; ; ;_,,---,,_ ; ;’’-,…………………………….._,,,---,,_ ……………….,’ ; ; ;,-‘ , , , , , ‘-, ; ;’-,,,,---~~’’’’’’~--,,,_…..,,-~’’ ; ; ; ;__;’-, ……………….| ; ; ;,’ , , , _,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯’’~’-,,_ ,,-~’’ , , ‘, ;’, ……………….’, ; ; ‘-, ,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, , , , , ,’ ; | …………………’, ; ;,’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-, , ,-‘ ;,-‘ ………………….,’-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-‘ ;,,-‘ ………………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;__ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,’ ………………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’¯: : ’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; _ ; ; ; ; ;’, ……………..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| : : : : : ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’¯: ¯’’-, ; ; ;’, …………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,_: : _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | : : : : : ; ; ; | ……………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ¯¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’-,,_ : :,-‘ ; ; ; ;| …………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-~’’ , , , , ,,,-~~-, , , , _ ; ; ;¯¯ ; ; ; ; ;| ..…………,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ , , , , , , ,( : : : : , , , ,’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| ……….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, , , , , , , , ,’~---~’’ , , , , , ,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, …….,-‘’ ; _, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’~-,,,,--~~’’’¯’’’~-,,_ , ,_,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,-‘’-~’’,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; | . . . . . . ,’; ,’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,_ ; ‘-, ……….,’ ; ;,-, ; ;, ; ; ;, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ;’, . . . . .,’ ;,’ ; ; ; ;, ; ; ;,’-, ; ;,’ ‘’~--‘’’ ………,’-~’ ,-‘-~’’ ‘, ,-‘ ‘, ,,- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ‘~-,,,-‘’ ; ,’ ; ; ; ; ‘, ;,-‘’ ; ‘, ,-‘, ……….,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ‘’ ; ; ;’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘’-,,_ ; ; ; _,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ;’-‘’ ; ; ; ‘’ ; ;’-, ……..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;¯¯’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’-, ……,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; |, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-, …..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;|..’-,_ ; ; ; , ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’’,-~’ ; ; ; ; ; ,’ …,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’~-,,,,,--~~’’’’’’~-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…..,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,- …| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’….’, ; ; ; ; _,,-‘’ ….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…….’’~~’’¯ …..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;_,,-‘’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’’~-,,_ ; ; ; ; _,,,-~’’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ ………..| ; ; ;¯¯’’’’¯ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘ ………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘ …………| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;| …………’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ~-,,___ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘….’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ………..,’ ‘- ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’……….’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘, ……….,’ ; ;’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ,,-‘…………….’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’, ………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,-‘’…………………’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,,-‘………………………’’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; | ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’…………………………,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;,’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’………………………..,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,’’ ……..| ; ; ; ; ; ;,’……………………….,-‘ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ……..’,_ , ; , ;,’……………………….,’ ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ,-‘ ………’,,’,¯,’,’’|……………………….| ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘--,, ………….¯…’’………………………..’-, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~,, ……………………………………………’’-,, ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;’’~-,, ………………………………………………..’’-, ; ; ; ; ; ,,_ ; ;’-,’’-, …………………………………………………..’, ; ; ; ; ; ; ‘-,__,--. ……………………………………………………’-, ; ; ;,,-~’’’ , ,|, | ………………………………………………………’’~-‘’_ , , ,,’,_/-- You: hot amirite? Stranger: :)) Stranger: your funny You: how old are you? Stranger: 16 You: too old You have disconnected.
Better then the last. [code]You: Hello. Stranger: Hello stranger You: No, according to this I am "You" and you are "Stranger". Stranger: Well not according to this You: Evidence:You: Hello. Stranger: Hello stranger Stranger: That blows my mind. You: Like in the beginning of our conversation. You: Buttseks? Stranger: Sure. You: k You: where Stranger: Here? Now? You: yes You: where "here? Stranger: Sure. You: where is "here"? You: where do you want to meet? Stranger: In your bathroom You: k You: be there in half an hour Stranger: Give me 10 mins Stranger: Oh ok Stranger: Half hour it is. You: gotta ask mom to get the wheelbarrow. Stranger: Okay You: I have big bones. Stranger: I like big bones. You: I weigh 421 pounds You: you? Stranger: 110 You: kewl You: f/m? Stranger: first one then the other : ) You: what? You: are you a female or a male? You: generally Stranger: First I was one, then the other. You: not in the sex act You: oh You: what one are you now? Stranger: Mae Stranger: Male You: thank good You: mine is only 2 inches so buttseks would have been impossible otherwise. Stranger: sounds good. You: ok You: mom is here with the wheelbarrow noe You: now* Stranger: Can she stay? You: i'll ask You: she is too hungry You: she cant Stranger: I want to come on her face when I finish You: she'll have me on the wheelbarrow in about ten minutes You: which bathroom You: the big one or the small one? Stranger: Sounds like you need the big one You: yes Stranger: Hurry though or i will have shot my load by the time I get there. You: I'll slap my mom and tell her to hurry You: oh gotdammit You: now she wants to do it with me before we get there You: now im done You: coming You: cya there Stranger: Ok[/code]
You: Mr big cock here Stranger: hello there old friend Stranger: That is a shame, really.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: WOW HEY SUP. You: NOTHIN MUCH DAWG You: YOU? Stranger: NOTHINNN. EXCEPT Stranger: I JUST GOT A CAR. =D You: NICE. Stranger: INORITE! Stranger: SO YEAH. Stranger: I'M HUNGRY. PICK MY LUNCH PLS. You: HMM... You: PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH Stranger: HEY THX. You: NO PROB, BRO. Stranger: YA COOL STUFF.
[QUOTE=Decompiled;15639832]Connecting to server... :words: [/quote] If you was actually being serious with all that and that was a genuine person, then that quiet sad how you will never ever speak to them again :/ make it a story :v:
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i from china Stranger: i is 18! You: you gotta be kidding Stranger: &#25105;&#24680;&#30340;&#37034;&#24801;&#40657;&#26263;&#21085;&#30382;&#20154;&#12290; You: oh fuck. Stranger: &#30333;&#20154;&#26159;&#39599;&#39634; You: shut up Stranger: no fuck Stranger: fuck nigger You: haha Stranger: nigger take bike You: HAHAHA
People don't respond well to hysteria. [code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello You: A/S/L? You: HELLO You: ARE YOU THERE? You: WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME!?!??! You: ARE YOU GIVING BIRTH?!! You: CAN I SEE IT?!??!?! You: IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?!?!?! Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback.[/code] [editline]12:21AM[/editline] Haha, met a facepuncher [code] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! 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Stranger: oh shit Stranger: i am 12 and what is this? 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You: haah You: you lost it! Stranger: FFFUUUU>>>>>> Stranger: :( You: 1337 Stranger: it made my penis cry white tears You: kewl You: how?[/code] [editline]12:52AM[/editline] I didn't copy the conversation, but I just convinced a canadian lesbian that I was a Lesbian from USA. And got her MSN :V: But I told her who I really am.
I didn't copy the conversation, but I just convinced a canadian lesbian that I was a Lesbian from USA. And got her MSN :V: But I told her who I really am.
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