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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 1337/w/A galaxy far far away
Stranger: oh so u r near to me hh!!
Stranger: i m just 1336/w/a
Stranger: just shout
Stranger: i can hear u
Stranger: no one is here beside us
You: Mad moon is mad
You: I am a plasma ball without what
You: I anm a acid water
You: Citric acid
You: Citrus is Awesome
Stranger: me lactic one
You: I ate a battery for diner
You: Nucleodynamic one
Stranger: its my breakfast
You: Oops yeah it was my breakfast.
Stranger: i need a full vehicle for dinner
You: I had 5 computers for dinner :D
Stranger: sometimes a motorbike works
You: Intel core Duo tasted horrible!
Stranger: sometime i need a full car
Stranger: ya dude
Stranger: they do
Stranger: coz its intel
You: WTF Windows Blongo is ballz
Stranger: look its in my teeth now
Stranger: do u hav a toothpick?
You: Have a chainsaw one
Stranger: works
Stranger: wanna taste macbook?
Stranger: it looks awesome but taste bitter
You: Yeah, the Intel chips are EWWW!
Stranger: i have them after meal
Stranger: i m planning to buy a junk yard
Stranger: its too expensive ...wanna share?
You: Oh noes!
You: WTF
You: OWWW
You: THERE ARE MOSTERSSS
You: ON MEEE
You: NO WAIT IT"S INTLE
You: AWOWOAGGA
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
You: HAAPLA
You: IS BRUNBINSGSH
You: AFAFAFFFFFAFWGTEGW
You: FF
You: FFFWE df
Stranger: actualy i want them to give to beggers outta here
Stranger: samsung monitor tastes best among i've tried ever
You: i brke i dnt have the keer
You: mmm
You: m
You: mm samsnt
You: gret
You: n i de
You: byee
You: aw
You: ww
You: w
Stranger: hav fun
You: SHUTDOWN
You: 3
You: 1
You: RETRY
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Stranger: 3
You: 1
Stranger: 2
Stranger: 1
Stranger: go
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Woah :biggrin:
You: are you a women
Stranger: yes
You: A/S/L!
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: Okay
Stranger: Get on all fours babe
You: I'm a woman.
You: With a penis.
You: And testicles.'
Stranger: Sorry, I'm not into hermas.[/quote]
LULZ! Hahaha!
[quote]Stranger: hello
Stranger: 20/china/m
Stranger: and you
You: 38/dk/mf[/quote]
Lulz this is funny shiz.
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You: looking for erotic roleplay girlfriend, I'm girl, you lead
Stranger: hi
Stranger: im a boy :D
Stranger: lesbian ?
You: yes
You: no
You: bisexual
You: sorry
You: you lead if you want
Stranger: cool
Stranger: but i prefer u lead
You: im not good at leading, never done it b4
Stranger: first
Stranger: u have piture
Stranger: *picture
Stranger: ?
You: no sorry, i'll get one while we do this though
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so
Stranger: is ciber sex
Stranger: right ?
Stranger: ^^
You: yes
Stranger: so
Stranger: im with my dick in mu hand
Stranger: 17 cm
Stranger: like ?
You: yea ;)
Stranger: know
Stranger: i kiss u
Stranger: and u
Stranger: going down
You: i lick your dick, sucking on the head of it
You: I then push you over, kissing the back of you neck, you moan as I slowly rub my dick on your ass, sliding it in
You: you moan loudly as it throbs in your ass
Stranger: -.-'
You: lol[/code]
I met a really nice 14 y/o girl from Brazil on this site.
I was about to troll her, but then we actually got on, she also studies geography and we talked about education :v:
[QUOTE=Mud Cake;15564594]I met a really nice 14 y/o girl from Brazil on this site.
I was about to troll her, but then we actually got on, she also studies geography and we talked about education :v:[/QUOTE]
you're doing it wrong
Some people really don't like Americans.
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: good, u?
Stranger: fine thanks
You: So where are you from?
Stranger: italy
Stranger: u?
You: US
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I got my international revenge...
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: u first
Stranger: no u first
You: no, u first
Stranger: 19 f ireland
You: 17 m us
You: so how are you today?
Stranger: just fine and u?
You: pretty good.
You: I haven't looked at the news lately, how's Ireland?
Stranger: as usual
You: Yeah, smae with america
You: *same
Stranger: no terrorists attacks?
You: Not that I know of. No turmoil in the north?
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And people continue to disconnect on me.
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Stranger: hii
You: OMG A GIANT PENIS!!!!
You: 8===========================D
Stranger: LEMME TUCH
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: THATS SO HOT
You: IT"S FREAKIN HUGE!!!!
Stranger: TURNS ME ON
Stranger: MAKES ME WET.....
You: I"M ADDING A VAGINA!!!
Stranger: my vagina?
You: (!)
Stranger: (:
You: DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT?????
Stranger: hell no
You: SHIT!!!
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You: hi
Stranger: lemme see yo dick!
You: Yo bitch, here it is!!
You: 8================D
Stranger: hahaha thanks
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Stranger: 19/m/ny
Stranger: u?
You: 1000/f/mars
Stranger: fuck u
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Oh god haha.
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You: MAGGOT
Stranger: Hi
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Stranger: Lolol
You: Anonymous?
Stranger: What?
You: you are not a /b/rother
Stranger: I am not.
You: YOU MUST DIE
You: *shoots with an Uzi*
Stranger: Well yes.. eventually I will
You: I'm from facepunch. The FBI have tracked your home.[/code]
Now it's full of crap, in my opinion.
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Stranger: i'm a man hi
You: I'm a shark
You: suck my dick
Stranger: fuck you
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Stranger: 你好
You: I don't speak Moon :[
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Hurr.
[QUOTE=VaultBoi;15565144]you're doing it wrong[/QUOTE]
sorry i'm too nice
oh man are you still there john?
oh boy, this thing is crazy
lol, this thing keeps disconnecting on me
Gah! Fuck off! I keep getting these, graaahhhh!
Bump?
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You: hi
Stranger: hi is this carly?
You: no this is patrick
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You: Hi
Stranger: hey :)
Stranger: asl?
You: You first.
You: I wont tell you until you tell me
Stranger: why ?
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: mkay
You: Cause, I dont like blacks.
Stranger: well im not black
You: kk well asl
Stranger: so no need to worry
You: ASL
You: now
Stranger: im
Stranger: 15 from the usa nd ima chick
Stranger: :D
Stranger: you
Stranger: ?
You: No you're not.
Stranger: mkay
Stranger: im lyinf
Stranger: *lying
You: You are.
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: wanna see a photo?
Stranger: :))))
You: Only if its frm imageshack :D
You: otherwise you can go stick a cucumber in your ass
Stranger: i dont have one from imageshack ! i have a myspace or photobucket :D
Stranger: :(
You: You're a rapist.
You: I know it.
Stranger: no im not
Stranger: but thanks.
You: Yes you are.
Stranger: do you want my myspace link?
You: If I told you how old I Was you would be like where you live?
Stranger: mkay sure
You: I can give you random myspace links too you fucking dip.
Stranger: okay
Stranger: why are you so mean?
Stranger: damn
You: Because I don't believe you and I dont like rapists.
Stranger: im trying to have a civilazied convo
You: Ok, how are you?
Stranger: well i dont think anyone likes rapists
Stranger: im good
You: Thats good :)
Stranger: how are you ?
Stranger: lol.
You: Im doing great.
You: Just I think you might be a rapist.
Stranger: you seem tense !
Stranger: im not a rapist ! \
Stranger: how can i be im only 15 !
Stranger: are you a boy or girl ?
You: Upload a picture right now to imageshack.
Stranger: mkay
You: It'll take like 5-10 seconds.
Stranger: maky
You: One sec actually Ill give you a link frm me
Stranger: maky
Stranger: *mkay
Stranger: do i have to sign up?
Stranger: :(*
You: [url]http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/5263/coolpictures.png[/url]
You: theres me
Stranger: your hawt
Stranger: ! da fuck ?
You: Thanks.
Stranger: you look deformed
You: Your turn D:
You: I showed you me T_T
Stranger: but do i have to uhmm sign up ?
You: You dont
Stranger: mkay :D
You: at the main page you just click upload browse than upload
You: I dont like blacks.
You: Im warning you now.
Stranger: okay im not black.
You: Kk well upload
Stranger: i mean my nose is alittle on the wide side but im not bllack
Stranger: here
Stranger: [url]http://img221.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img221/5345/lcd9d16aebd8a432eb93a5d.jpg&via=mupload[/url]
Stranger: wait is that wrong ?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: [url]http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5345/lcd9d16aebd8a432eb93a5d.jpg[/url]
Stranger: their
You: If I die while looking at the picture im sorry
Stranger: :(
Stranger: thanks
You: Thats not you
Stranger: whats your name ?
You: You downloaded that fm the interwebs
Stranger: i swear to god its me
You: No its not
Stranger: no i didny
You: why are you on here?
Stranger: because im bored
Stranger: damn
You: Why would a super hot girl like you be on here?
Stranger: im not hot
Stranger: but thanks
You: Oh yes you are.
Stranger: ha because im bored
Stranger: nd its like 2 in the am
You: I dont think thats you though
Stranger: i swear to god it is
You: Mine is joseph btw...yours?
Stranger: do you want myspace login?
Stranger: lol.
You: My**
You: Sorry im tired
Stranger: desiree
Stranger: is my name.
You: Thats like a black name.
Stranger: i know.
Stranger: my mom is a freak
Stranger: :))
You: Im sorry.
You: All moms are.
Stranger: my sisters name is weird too its addie
You: Is she fat?
Stranger: haha no
Stranger: why?
You: Oh well I know an addie and she is a fat bitch.
Stranger: really where are you from?
Stranger: if your from michigan
You: Im from CO
Stranger: then you might know her
Stranger: nope you dont know here
You: kk
Stranger: *here
Stranger: *her
You: I was gonna say...
You: Im gonna find you and say hi :)
You: than run away
Stranger: :?
Stranger: ha lol
You: But yeah
You: I wanna kill the addie I know
Stranger: oh i seee !
You: Like if I had a gun everytime I saw her I woulda shot her.
Stranger: haha you seem alittle off the wall.
You: Nah, its just really late.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: well im pretty bored :(
You: Im sorry
Stranger: its not you
You: well im 16 btw..
Stranger: its my lame house
Stranger: oh im 15 :)
Stranger: jan ill be 16
You: Haha you can't drive.
You: Facking looser
Stranger: i know.
You: I can drive...except its scarey in denver
You: People are fucking crazy
Stranger: i see :)
You: Specially in rush hour.
Stranger: i think everyone is crazy !
You: I just hate blacks >.>
Stranger: so what music do you like ?
Stranger: i dont hate blacks but they annoy me !
You: Rock, Metal ...AltRock...AltMetal
Stranger: yeah me too
You: Whats your fav band than?
You: hmm...:P
Stranger: uhmm chevelle !
Stranger: or alice in chains
You: Are you serious 0.0
You: Chevelle
You: I love you.
Stranger: i could listen to them any day !
Stranger: :()
Stranger: i love chevelle ! :DD
You: Me too
You: I went to there concert not to recently
Stranger: my fave song is send the pain below :D
You: Omg...Do you know me ...who is this?
You: lol
Stranger: infact i have a picture on my myspace with that on my photo ! like i edited that way :)
Stranger: ha no i dont know you !
Stranger: lol.
You: you're crazi
Stranger: how am i crazi ???
You: Anyways, chevelle is one of my favorites and no one else knows who they are.
Stranger: really that sucks.
Stranger: my mom showd me them
Stranger: i feel in love :D
You: I live in a state full of gangster thug people what do you expect?
You: My brother showed me chevelle
You: He has their first CD and I stole it frm him >.>
Stranger: oh really in the city i live in theres alot of thugs ! and in my apartments !
You: You dont live in one of the most populated cities though.
Stranger: there always like ayyyee whats yo name ? you smoke ?
Stranger: its anny
Stranger: annoyine
Stranger: *g
Stranger: damn i cant type :(
You: If they ask me to smoke I just give them a dirty look like you should be working on a farm D:
You: Im just playing... I dont hate black people.
Stranger: haha well i do so im like yeah :]
Stranger: ha damn niggers need to smoke me cotton !
Stranger: jp
You: lawl
You: You smoke?
You: D:
You: Smoking is bad
You: drugs are bad mmkay
Stranger: ha yes
Stranger: and i take it your a gammer?
Stranger: with the lawlz thing?
You: More nerder than that...but yeah "gamer" :P
You: Do you not like geeks?
Stranger: uhmm i dont know.
Stranger: it depends
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: ive liked "geeks"
You: Im like a wierd cool guy...aka geek
Stranger: im not te type to go on looks its more the way they act
You: Do you like the hardcore asshole guys?
Stranger: uhmm sometimes :D
You: D:
Stranger: i cant help who i like
Stranger: :(
You: Its alright
Stranger: ha nd why do you care if i smoke ?
You: <-- is more of a nice guy with morals but is fine
You: Nope
Stranger: i know its bad
Stranger: i dont give a fuck ! :D
You: :D
You: sweet
Stranger: so do you like anything like writting ? or like poettry?
You: Honestly yes.
Stranger: ha me too :)
You: Do you?
You: Oh
You: finally a girl thats into writing
Stranger: im like in love with writting poems :D
You: :O
You: Anyways yeah not alot of girls like that stuff anymore
You: and guys think its gay
Stranger: i havent wrote one in a while
You: Me neither.
You: Ever since summer ive been kinda like a zombie
You: Havent really done much
Stranger: oh me ethier.
Stranger: well ive been outside like aloooott
Stranger: but besides tanning nothing really ! :(
You: My life right now is hanging out with friends...computer...and swimming...not much
You: <-- has a heated pool >.>
Stranger: oh thats cool :)
Stranger: my pool is cold.
You: Its kinda fun skinny dipping when its winter :)
Stranger: and its public :(
You: mines enclosed
Stranger: do you like 30 seconds to mars ?
Stranger: :D
You: Not really
Stranger: oh :(
Stranger: i like them
You: Do you like Staind?
Stranger: HMM YES :)
You: oh gawd
Stranger: i like the song its been awhile :D
You: Thats a good song
You: I like mudshovel :)
Stranger: yes :D
Stranger: neer heard of mudshovel ! :(
Stranger: *never
You: really
You: D:
You: Thats sucks
You: You need to look it up
You: Its an awesome song
You: Crawl is another good one
Stranger: mkay i will :D
You: So...Ms. I like Poetry i wanna read some :)
Stranger: of mine ? hold on
Stranger: i have two on my blog
Stranger: btw my spelling isnt the greatest
Stranger: in one of them it say scare and its suppose to say scarred !
Stranger: mkay !
Stranger: this is one :D
Stranger: You are the reason why when i wake up with the bright sunshine,and the world is happy that i cry. You are the reason why sadness takes over my body,holds on tight and never lets go.You are the reason why my heart aches and my body erges for your touch back.You are the reason why i am who i am. You scared me for life. You are the scare ill never forget. The moment in time that is their and will always be their. I try to forget but your face always appears the clouds cover everyone elses face.Rain becames my eyes saddend each dream falls out like the rain from the cloud and the sunshine never fully returned. You are the reason im never happy. Im the butterfly you caught so fragile and pretty. The butterfly ready to break any minute that you put between the two suffocated glass.With see threw windows and my face is magnified and put under a microscope that everyonelooks at and judges.So you caused me all the sadness in my life. So i was wondering if you could just let me be free I want to fly away leave never look back and stay foward. You are the reason my past haunts me and grabs me with its hard horrible hand on my thorat and never lets go but lets me breath a little. so just let me be me and dont judge me --
You: Im more of the optimistic side of writing...different perspective.
You: Its good
Stranger: i hear that alot but i dont think its good :(
Stranger: do you want to see the other one ?
You: Sure
Stranger: ha mkay
Stranger: we are like two chemicals that are so toxic for each other. when we are put together we react in the worst way but yet we are inseparable. we like making the other feel dumb and worthless. we have a tendency to hurt anyone who crosses us. the world sees us as untouchable and perfect but deep down we are almost like a broken piece of glass with each piece carrying a memory. then we try and glue are selves back together. the lightest touch of pain we fall apart. we are so alike but so different. we want to die. but when we are in dangerous situations we fear are life is almost up. we have an ideal way of how others should be but either of us are it. we are two chemicals that are toxic for each other that are mixed in a test tube and shooken up.
Stranger: again spelling isnt the greatest
You: Its alright .
Stranger: it was about me and my cousin it probablly sounds like a guy but no
Stranger: we were fighting ! :(
You: Im sorry
Stranger: ha its all good.
You: You guys better now??
Stranger: and the first one was about alot of studd
Stranger: *stuff
Stranger: and yeah were better
Stranger: were hanging out tomorrow :D
You: Sweet
You: Tell her Joseph says hi :)
Stranger: ha okay i will :)
You: Hey, do you have a better picture??...my friend doesnt think your hot
You: Oh hey wanna hear one of mine?
You: I dont take to well to critic but
Stranger: uhmm no i dont,
Stranger: and im not hawt
You: You are
You: Do you have blue eyes?
Stranger: yeah,.
Stranger: :(
You: The picture's contrast is all fucked up.
Stranger: i want green eyes
You: Blue eyes are beautiful.
Stranger: uhmm no.
You: There are no better eyes.
Stranger: :(
You: !!!
You: You need to think better of yourself...You're beautiful
You: Stop thinking your not
Stranger: ha mkay what ever
You: Fine dont believe me -.-
Stranger: ha i wont but anyways.
Stranger: the reason why the contrast is fucked up
Stranger: is because i edit my pictures !
Stranger: like alot.
Stranger: lol.
You: Thats what makes it look wierd
Stranger: really?
You: Upload a normal one :)
Stranger: i think it looks better/
You: Normal = good
You: edited = wierd
Stranger: uhmm no
Stranger: :(
You: Why are you so negative D:
Stranger: uhmm looooonnnnnnngggggggggggg story. ive always been negative
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: its all good though
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i honestly dont have a picture thats not edited some way
You: Well than I have an excuse to be a complete asshole...I have a long story.
You: But im not D:
Stranger: just look at my photobucket mkay !
You: finneeee
You: If my computer explodes and I die its your fault.
Stranger: ill send the link to one pic and then on the left hand side and theirs arrows so you can look at the next ones mkay ?
You: kk
Stranger: <a href="http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/?action=view¤t=fkdsj.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/fkdsj.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>
Stranger: opps ! thats wrong hold on
Stranger: mkay heres this one
Stranger: [url]http://s234.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/kandiigurl17/?action=view¤t=fkdsj.jpg[/url]
Stranger: its of me nd my cousin then the next one is of me and my friend caitlin :)
Stranger: then yeah some other pics of stuff i guess
You: You're potatoes?
Stranger: uhmm no i edited that for my mom
Stranger: lol.
You: I like potatoes :)
Stranger: she like edwardo hes off of a show
Stranger: *likes
You: ahh so he isnt potatoes?
You: that stinks
Stranger: no his name is edwardo but he likess potatoes
Stranger: :D
You: I see
Stranger: at the bottom of the page is the pic with send the pain below on it :)
You: Why couldnt be his name is potatoes but he likes edwardo...that would give the show a wierd plot and wouldnt be for kids.
Stranger: ha lol.
You: I dont think anyone would watch that
Stranger: ha i would :D
You: Ok...one question...Do you like Twilight.
You: ?
Stranger: HELL NO>
Stranger: lol.
You: Thank god.
Stranger: well actually ive never seen it.
Stranger: but from what ive heard no
You: Don't.
You: Don't even think about it.
Stranger: ha mkay i wont
You: I walked out and it was a waste of time / money.
Stranger: :D
Stranger: i see
Stranger: did you look at all the pics yet?
You: Yeah left my friends sitting in there and they're all like wtf?
You: Yeah I did
You: They all have the contrast messed up like the first one >.>
Stranger: ha thats funny
You: Im telling you dont edit them :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: i like to edit them.
You: Hey do you like System of a Down?
Stranger: maybe its your computer :D
Stranger: HELL YESS
You: My computer is fine.
Stranger: oh..
You: :P
You: Do you like Powerman 5000?
You: You probably have no idea who they are
You: >>>
Stranger: no i dont :( no who they are.
Stranger: lol.
You: Figures
You: lol its cool
You: Im just saying there like underground and only have a few good songs but they're awesome
Stranger: oh lol .
Stranger: i see
You: When Worlds Collide...The Future That Never Was...Bombshell
You: good stuff :)
Stranger: i see !
You: Do you like 10 Years?? D:
Stranger: uhmm no
You: awhhh
Stranger: what is it a movie or a band ?
You: Band
You: Im saying bands here
Stranger: ive never heard them
Stranger: i know about the powerman 500.
You: ahh
Stranger: but sometimes movies have weird names !
Stranger: lol
You: Those are the cheesy ones though
Stranger: like this name "eternal sunshine of the spotless mind"
Stranger: :)
Stranger: thats one of my favorite movies :D
You: Never heard of it
You: :(
Stranger: oh
Stranger: but brb
Stranger: mkay ?
Stranger: or you can disconnect
You: I have to leave soon >.>
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: oh :(
You: Im going camping tomorrow
Stranger: why?
Stranger: oh lol.
You: I read your mind
Stranger: do you like camping ?
You: Yup, do you?
Stranger: uhmm no. :( well if you call staying in a little camper as camping then no.
You: no
Stranger: but ive never stayed in a tent
You: We use a tent
You: We kick it old school
Stranger: so i couldnt so no or yes
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: but i probablly wouldnt like it
You: we literally do the whole camping experience.
Stranger: oh i see :/
Stranger: lol
You: lol we bring a portable bathroom >.>
You: little tent thing
You: anyways
Stranger: nice
Stranger: D:
You: Do not like staying outside?
Stranger: sometimes :D
Stranger: i love bein outside.
You: In the forest?
Stranger: uhmm pretty much anywhere.
Stranger: lol.
You: You should hang with us :)
You: lol
Stranger: ha yeahh :)
Stranger: the only thing i dont like is getting bit by bugs
Stranger: but who likes that ?
Stranger: lol.
You: well the bugs dont like getting hit by you so?
You: does it make a difference
You: :P
Stranger: hey do you like audioslave?
uhmm i guess
You: A little bit
You: Not a big fan
Stranger: I LOVE AUDIOSLAVE :D
Stranger: AND ALICE IN CHAINS :)
You: Do you listen to Tool?
Stranger: yeah :D
You: Do you like The Muse? :o
Stranger: uhmm i dont know i havent heard it ! :(
You: well its called muse
You: Im stupid
You: soo
You: ya >.>
Stranger: ha lol.
Stranger: so how tall are you ?
lol
You: 5" 11...You?
Stranger: oh im like a couple inches shorter than you like no lie lol.
im 5'7 or 5'8 ! :( im waayy to tall :(
Stranger: for a girl
Stranger: or in general
You: kinda I guess
Stranger: i think its too tall.
Stranger: but its okay for guys to be tall and i like tall guys :D
You: well im not really tall
You: im like average
Stranger: i guess so.
Stranger: you should see the short people around here
Stranger: :D
You: The fuckin 10th graders are short as fuck this
You: well last year**
You: anyways yaaa >.>
You: They all seemed like 4 feet tall
Stranger: haha i know what your saying :)
Stranger: (>'_')># I WAS GOING TO GIVE YOU THIS WAFFLE
#<('_'<) But then i was like i'm hungry
(>'#'<) So i ate it
(^_^) YUM
You: You got me.
You: I was gonna say that
Stranger: really ?
Stranger: no wayy?
:)
Stranger: my friends weirdo friend sent me that
Stranger: :(
Stranger: lol.
You: well to counter your waffle comment here you go
You: [url]http://img19.imageshack.us/content.php?page=done&l=img19/3276/catst.png&via=mupload[/url]
You: send your friend that
Stranger: mkay
You: do'et
Stranger: i will
Stranger: well then.
Stranger: thats alittle weird
Stranger: :(
You: So was the waffle thing
Stranger: what the hell ?
You: lol
Stranger: ha i know but it wasnt talking about licking anything :D
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
You: it says like but spelled wierd >.>
Stranger: ha
Stranger: its say like
Stranger: nvm
Stranger: ha wow i need to learn how to read
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ha wouldnt that be funny if it said lick cats ?
Stranger: hahha
You: Well if you're referring to pussy ...than ... dude thats just...horrible why would anybody do that?
You: Cats arnt ment to be licked ok.
Stranger: i no
Stranger: but like
Stranger: im really tired ! soorry !
Stranger: :(
You: its alright
Stranger: and the e looks like a c
Stranger: if you look at it when its small.
You: you know what sucks?
Stranger: what ?
You: hey do you like me??
You: like think im cool and stuff
Stranger: uhmm well i guess. i dont really know you .
Stranger: i mean yeah your cool.
Stranger: but like i dont really know you.
You: Well it really sucks when people you get to know better just completely disconnect from you.
You: Ya know?
Stranger: uhmm yeah,
Stranger: i ussually talk to people on msn or aim or yahoo.
You have disconnected.
Stranger: Hello
You: well hi
Stranger: anybody here
You: yup
Stranger: Bruce Lei ?
You: yes?
You: are you Chan Li?
Stranger: wrong room ^^
Stranger: this is the frist time i use omegle
You: me too
Stranger: maybe i was be changed room
Stranger: now
Stranger: what's ur name
You: Toooto
Stranger: <-- Eric
Stranger: how old are u
You: im about 2 in earth years
You: im really smart
Stranger: what?
Stranger: u are kidding
You: yeah they have me in some institute or something..im trying to break out :(
You: no joke
Stranger: funny ^^
You: no not funny...sadface
Stranger: i just want to learn english throught Chatting
You: whats your age
Stranger: because i'm from Vietnam
Stranger: 23
Stranger: my english not best
You: oh i know some people there
Stranger: especialy pronounciation
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: i just can read and write
Stranger: do u know Effortlessenglish program ?
You: Wie geht es Ihnen?
Stranger: what u typing ?
You: Ich mache Spott Ihrer Studie
You: schade aber sein komisches :D
Stranger: english plz T_T
You: i cant speak english
Stranger: hi u so funny
You: 0_o
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: how many people in this room
Stranger: ?
You: ITS OVER 900000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: omg
You: Hey Vegeta, what's up? o_0
Stranger: so how can we find a friend in this room
Stranger: i cant see any infomation in her
Stranger: here
Stranger: just Stranger and You
You: you have to type "i am homo type guy"
You: then the info bar pops up
Stranger: ^^
You: do it.
Stranger: I'm superman type guy
Stranger: nothing happened ^
You: you typed it wrong
Stranger: hi
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Stranger: omg =))
Stranger: now let me talk a fun story
Stranger: One day !
You: tl;dr
Stranger: superman and spider flying on the sky
You: got to go get my diaper changed buh-bye
Stranger: hi
You: lol hi
Stranger: asl?
You: no thnks i just ate
Stranger: just ate?
You: yeah im full
You: *burp*
Stranger: full of shit
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You: What country are you from?
Stranger: What?
You: What ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Stranger: What?
You: English, motherfucker, do you speak it!
Stranger: Yes! Yes!
You: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Stranger: Yes!
You: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Stranger: What?
You: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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Repostin it.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: M/10/Pallet Town
You: gotta catch em all
Stranger: find any good fossils?
You: i got this one
You: i don't know what to do with it
Stranger: yeah, id say you need to find a chick to bury it in
Stranger: good luck
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:D
[editline]caketown[/editline]
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You: ur all fgtz
Stranger: hey, do u want to wank with me ??
You: i am a woman
Stranger: dam
Stranger: oh well
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[editline]caketown[/editline]
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Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP.
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
You: I WON'T
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
You: GO DIE
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOP
Stranger: STOPSTOP
Stranger: STOP
You: DICKS
Stranger: go duck on your moms dick
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[code]You: I hate chavs
Stranger: because i would lose
Stranger: chavs suck
You: yes
Stranger: they are like 1 step above bro
You: Too bad there is a law against killing them
You: Otherwise I probably would.
You: Would you?
Stranger: very much so
Stranger: we need to remap the whole world
Stranger: and here is who we put in africa
Stranger: people with aids, chavs, bros, guidos, ugly whores, and cunts
Stranger: and fat chicks
Stranger: no, fat people in general
You: Then the world would be a great place to live in
Stranger: it would.
Stranger: except africa =D
You: for the record, I am not fat
You: :d
Stranger: but that's already a shithole
Stranger: NICE
Stranger: i'm skinny as well
Stranger: well you could be muscular
Stranger: i'm not
You: I'm in front on my computor talking to a complete stranger about sending fat people to africa, do I sound lika an athlete?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: lmao
You: :D
Stranger: thanks for making me feel like such a nerd
Stranger: =D
Stranger: well i'm going to go call a friend
Stranger: it was nice talking to you btw
Stranger: peace
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[code]Stranger: asl?
You: 19/f/ca
Stranger: hımm
Stranger: good
Stranger: ..
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m tr
Stranger: can i learn ur name ?
You: jessica
Stranger: wow super
Stranger: cool..
You: yours?
Stranger: doruk...
You: You are a rape victim.[/code]
The moment the guy said asl I thought it could be quite funny, unfortunately, I'm unfunny, and a bit too blunt about things.
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You: i fucking love you
Stranger: loooooooooooooool heyy hows u?
You: FAGGOT
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Better then the last.
[code]You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello stranger
You: No, according to this I am "You" and you are "Stranger".
Stranger: Well not according to this
You: Evidence:You: Hello.
Stranger: Hello stranger
Stranger: That blows my mind.
You: Like in the beginning of our conversation.
You: Buttseks?
Stranger: Sure.
You: k
You: where
Stranger: Here? Now?
You: yes
You: where "here?
Stranger: Sure.
You: where is "here"?
You: where do you want to meet?
Stranger: In your bathroom
You: k
You: be there in half an hour
Stranger: Give me 10 mins
Stranger: Oh ok
Stranger: Half hour it is.
You: gotta ask mom to get the wheelbarrow.
Stranger: Okay
You: I have big bones.
Stranger: I like big bones.
You: I weigh 421 pounds
You: you?
Stranger: 110
You: kewl
You: f/m?
Stranger: first one then the other : )
You: what?
You: are you a female or a male?
You: generally
Stranger: First I was one, then the other.
You: not in the sex act
You: oh
You: what one are you now?
Stranger: Mae
Stranger: Male
You: thank good
You: mine is only 2 inches so buttseks would have been impossible otherwise.
Stranger: sounds good.
You: ok
You: mom is here with the wheelbarrow noe
You: now*
Stranger: Can she stay?
You: i'll ask
You: she is too hungry
You: she cant
Stranger: I want to come on her face when I finish
You: she'll have me on the wheelbarrow in about ten minutes
You: which bathroom
You: the big one or the small one?
Stranger: Sounds like you need the big one
You: yes
Stranger: Hurry though or i will have shot my load by the time I get there.
You: I'll slap my mom and tell her to hurry
You: oh gotdammit
You: now she wants to do it with me before we get there
You: now im done
You: coming
You: cya there
Stranger: Ok[/code]
You: Mr big cock here
Stranger: hello there old friend
Stranger: That is a shame, really.
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Stranger: WOW HEY SUP.
You: NOTHIN MUCH DAWG
You: YOU?
Stranger: NOTHINNN. EXCEPT
Stranger: I JUST GOT A CAR. =D
You: NICE.
Stranger: INORITE!
Stranger: SO YEAH.
Stranger: I'M HUNGRY. PICK MY LUNCH PLS.
You: HMM...
You: PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH
Stranger: HEY THX.
You: NO PROB, BRO.
Stranger: YA COOL STUFF.
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If you was actually being serious with all that and that was a genuine person, then that quiet sad how you will never ever speak to them again :/
make it a story :v:
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Stranger: i from china
Stranger: i is 18!
You: you gotta be kidding
Stranger: 我恨的邪惡黑暗剝皮人。
You: oh fuck.
Stranger:
白人是骯髒
You: shut up
Stranger: no fuck
Stranger: fuck nigger
You: haha
Stranger: nigger take bike
You: HAHAHA
People don't respond well to hysteria.
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You: Hello
You: A/S/L?
You: HELLO
You: ARE YOU THERE?
You: WHY WON'T YOU TALK TO ME!?!??!
You: ARE YOU GIVING BIRTH?!!
You: CAN I SEE IT?!??!?!
You: IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?!?!?!
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Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: i am 12 and what is this?
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You: haah
You: you lost it!
Stranger: FFFUUUU>>>>>>
Stranger: :(
You: 1337
Stranger: it made my penis cry white tears
You: kewl
You: how?[/code]
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I didn't copy the conversation, but I just convinced a canadian lesbian that I was a Lesbian from USA. And got her MSN :V: But I told her who I really am.
I didn't copy the conversation, but I just convinced a canadian lesbian that I was a Lesbian from USA. And got her MSN :V: But I told her who I really am.
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