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[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: the game.
Stranger: FHfgkjdhfgksgfh
Stranger: hgjkdfhgjkafhsf
Stranger: hghfjkghsfdgfsg
You: HAHAHAHAHAHHA
Stranger: GODDDAMN[/code]
:)
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: ASL
Stranger: 18 m usa
Stranger: u?
You: whats ur adress
You: Im coming to say hi
You: tonight
Stranger: ummmmm
Stranger: asl?
You: and ur phone
You: whats ur phone
You: send me a picture of you @ [email]creepyguy1337@gmail.com[/email]
You: whats ur name
Stranger: my name is getthefuck away
You: no
You: whats ur real name
Stranger: my parents had crazy names
You: is it scott?
You: tim?
You: bob?
You: joe?
You: andrew?
You: alex?
You: joe?
Stranger: no to all
You: steve?
You: pete?
Stranger: you will never guess
Stranger: NEVER
You: what about barbara simonson
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: no
You: Marilyn Monroe?
Stranger: nope
You: Stranger?
Stranger: nop
You: I don't care what your name is
You: whats your phone number
You: whats your adress
Stranger: 555-0123
You: sweet
You: im calling right now
Stranger: ok
You: hi
You: im on the phone with you now
Stranger: no your not
You: can you hear breathing
You: yea I am
You: I can hear you typing
Stranger: nope
You: and I can see your wearing white underwear
Stranger: wana know why?
Stranger: i dont even ahve a phone
Stranger: and im not waring white underware
You: yea you are
You: you lier
Stranger: no
Stranger: im naked
You: o rly
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[QUOTE=Andreewww;15649576]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: i from china
Stranger: i is 18!
You: you gotta be kidding
Stranger: 我恨的邪惡黑暗剝皮人。
You: oh fuck.
Stranger:
白人是骯髒
You: shut up
Stranger: no fuck
Stranger: fuck nigger
You: haha
Stranger: nigger take bike
You: HAHAHA[/QUOTE]
haha oh god this one made me lagh hard.
[quote=gunskimod;14399941]some weird people...[/quote]
what the shit that was me
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Stranger: Sup lol.
You: Hi
You: How are you this fine evening
Stranger: Doin good.
Stranger: Just ate a delicious sandwich.
Stranger: I feel content and happy.
You: What kind?
Stranger: Cheese, roast beef, turkey, onion, oil and vinegar, pickles, and hot peppers.
You: Yummy
Stranger: Yeah.
You: So how was your day?
Stranger: Twas good.
Stranger: Work was surprisingly not gay.
You: lol
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: What about yours?
You: It was okay, Just chilled at home playing video games
Stranger: Fun fun.
Stranger: My Xbox is broken :/
You: :S
Stranger: It doesn't read discs.
You: Ps3 is better IMO
Stranger: meh.
Stranger: I'd rather spend $500 on something I want more.
You: g2g, bye
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. [quote]Connecting to server...
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You: A/S/L
Stranger: HEY BABY, WHY YOU TREATIN ME BAD?
You: CUZ YOU SO UGLY
Stranger: HEY DARLIN, YOU KNOW YOUR MAKIN ME MAD.
You: I wanna smack yo bitch ass
You: cuz yo so ugly
Stranger: actually, i'm pretty damn hott
Stranger: or so i've heard
You: no
You: yo so ugly
Stranger: whatever :) asshole
You: yo so ugly
You: I wanna hit you
You: with a frying pan
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I love just typing "The Game" to see people's reactions.
I thought this was stupid until I actually did it
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Stranger: hi
You: hI STRANGER
You: U from bee
Stranger: ya:D
Stranger: finland
Stranger: u?
You: U ESS AY
Stranger: ess is what?
You: Wait before you leabe
You: leave
You: Do people actually come on here for conversations?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u too
You: All i ever see is people trying to troll
Stranger: so what u wnat
You: Oh its usa btw
Stranger: want
You: ?
Stranger: u USA?
Stranger: hi there
You: Yeah
You: Hi?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: u m?
You: You remind me of someone with alzheimers
You: No girl
Stranger: hi~
Stranger: i'm male 19
You: Im female 15
Stranger: u have your pic?
You: Personal Computer yes
Stranger: jpg?
You: This is pretty entertaining
You: No bmp
Stranger: okok
You: I dont have a camera so i drew it in paint
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[editline]01:07AM[/editline]
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You: Howdy
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Yes...
You: Why?
Stranger: because I'm a guy
You: And?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Usa
Stranger: me too
Stranger: what state?
You: What state
You: U first
Stranger: Florida
Stranger: you?
You: Cuban?
Stranger: no
You: Puerto Rican
You: ?
Stranger: no, american
You: From?
You: Born there?
Stranger: born in Indiana
You: How old are you?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: How old are you?
Stranger: answer my question
You: Im from georgia
Stranger: cool
You: asl?
Stranger: I'm 27 you?
You: 15
Stranger: why are you up so late?
You: Sorry, Im really a guy with insomnia
You have disconnected.
Jesus christ, I actually had a civilized conversation with someone.
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Stranger: hey
You: ullo
Stranger: how's it going?
You: I'm out of school so I'm doing fairly well
You: You?
Stranger: yeah same here
Stranger: pretty good
You: huh
You: ...
Stranger: ?
You: anything else to say?
You: no?
Stranger: no
Stranger: probably not
You: aaaaalrighty then seeya later
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[editline]03:12AM[/editline]
lol
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Stranger: heii
You: ullo
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
You: speak up
You: SPILL IT MAGGOT
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Stranger: 19 m usa, so if you were looking for a girl, sorry.
You: I am a girl :)
You: im lookin 4 a hunk
Stranger: Oh, well you found one, hah!
You: Pics?
Stranger: [url]http://img14.yfrog.com/i/538413788m.jpg/[/url]
You: Hold on
You: gotta look
You: Hey dude.
You: Don't give people pics
You: Do you know what /b/
You: is?
Stranger: Yep, go there all the time. It's not a picture I have anywhere else on the internet, sooo, i'm not too worried.
You: Oh im a /b/tard tot ^.^
You: too
Stranger: :D Coo coo
You: I wouldnt post mine though
Stranger: eh, honestly i'm not worried at all lol
You: Haha
You: You in your living room?
Stranger: Worst they could do is find my 2 year old myspace I don't check
Stranger: Nope, room
You: Oh yeah your out of school huh
You: so nvm about that
Stranger: :p Yeah, seriously not worried
You: Hows highschool?
You: Im going to 10th nxt year
Stranger: USA?
You: Yeah
Stranger: If you don't already, start smoking pot, and being open to drinking.
You: Haha i used to toke but i quit
Stranger: Or else make friends with the kids playing magic in the lunch room/under the stairs
Stranger: or you will have litterally no friends :p
You: Haha @ the magic kids
You: Do you toke
Stranger: Occasionally, I have asthma though so I really can't do it often without feeling like shit.
You: That sucks, I quit cause i get the worst anxiety
Stranger: And yeah, MTG is actually kinda fun, I'm sad there's such a big stigma attached to it.
You: I trip nuts
You: MTG?
You: oh magic
Stranger: yeah lol
You: lol
You: I dont know how to play
Stranger: Eh don't bother.
You: You: Hows highschool?
You: Im going to 10th nxt year
Stranger: You'll make way more friends if you start drinking lol.
You: I dont want to be a cumdumpster :)
Stranger: Wait
Stranger: You're seriously a chick?
You: Yeah?....
You: Why not
You: dont like me?
Stranger: XD I thought you were someone from /b fucking around
You: Successful troll is successful...
You: I gotcha dude haha l8r
Stranger: No, You won't have any problems in high school, don't worry about parties or anything. Just dress a little sexy (No turtlenecks or anything)
You: Im really a guy
Stranger: ;_;
Stranger: weiner head
You: Cant really have a convo anymore
You: ... :/
yo dawg check dis out
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You: the game
Stranger: hey quick question i really need your help, how do you get blood out of clothes? i need to know as soon as possible before they get here. i was going to burn them but they were quite expensive and it seems abit of a waste.... please hurry!
Stranger: please dont disconnect i really need your help
You: quick dawg
You: put it in da fiyah
You: dems gunna get yo ass if yo dont
Stranger: but they were really expensive
You: whats mo expensive dawg
You: yo life o dem clothz
Stranger: i think a neighbour heard the scream so the police could be here any minute
You: better hide da gun/knife
You: put it in da ground
You: ya bettah hurry dawg
Stranger: it was a spade, its not my fault, he came at me 1st
You: o betta yet u bettah gtfo
You: and fast
You: get outta dere dawg
You: burn da body if you have time
You: and get outta dere
Stranger: i should tell them wht happened bt i dnt think theyl believe me
You: then dun trai, bro
You: get outta dere fast
You: make like a rabbit and jump the fence
You: dawg
Stranger: its not the 1st time this has happened
You: yo betta get in da creek, dawg
You: so dem dawggies cant track yo scent
You: swim downstream, yo
Stranger: yeah good idea, cheers mate, u might have just saved my life
You: kay kay
You: wait, a sec
You: dis be ray ray?
Stranger: no sorry mate
You: aight
You: l8er
Stranger: i dnt want to give my name cz of wht iv done
Stranger: byeeee
You: bai[/quote]
[quote="Lol"]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: you're not from taiwan are you?
You: No sir.
You: I'm from the U.S. Sir.
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: very good sir
Stranger: very good
You: Sir, what are my orders, Sir?
Stranger: do something today that will make the world a better place
Stranger: this could include, but would not be limited to talking to old people
Stranger: picking up trash
Stranger: teaching a child how to fish
Stranger: voting for Ron Paul
You: Can I take down the corperate machine?
Stranger: but there are other avenues you are free to pursue
Stranger: yes
Stranger: that would be one of them
You: Yeah man. Sir.
You: The corperate machine is putting me down, sir.
Stranger: indeed it is
You: Damn stiffs, sir.
Stranger: you are being controlled through definite tyrannical means
Stranger: control through distraction is one of them
Stranger: kill you television
Stranger: just leave mine alone
You: I'll get my combat knife sir.
You: Your TV won't get a scratch, sir, I'll stay up and guard it with my life.
Stranger: *your
Stranger: well, that might be going a little far, it is just a tv afterall
You: Sir, no object of yours should come to harm, sir.
Stranger: are you happy with your place in society and with society as a whole?
You: I'll murder any motherfucker who thinks my officer is going down. Sir.
Stranger: good man
You: sir, I'm content with my place, sir. This couch is comfy and your television is nice.
You: Also, sir, an update.
You: My television no longer breathes, broke its neck and severed its power cord while it slept.
Stranger: im putting you in for a comandation(sp?)
Stranger: this will be duly noted
Stranger: now I'm off to shower, watch the front gate and make sure the trash gets picked up
You: SIR
You: YES SIR![/quote]
Ah... Fun.
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Stranger: hi!
Stranger: [Automated Message: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Do not give out any personal information to this person.]
You: [Automated Message: Omegle is required by law to inform you that the person you are currently chatting with is a formerly convicted sex offender. Do not give out any personal information to this person.]
You: O_O
You: DUDE!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: Your a sex offender too?!?!
You: Ah, you got caught too? Those damn rats man haha
Stranger: Wow, what are the chances?
You: I know!
You: I was with this little mexican boy from across the border
You: He hopped it with his parents and I just...
You: I tore that shit up man.
Stranger: It was the Thai boys for me...
You: You have good taste.
You: Well, I'm gonna get back to prowling Omeagle for some meat!
You: Good luck to you!
Stranger: It's amazing how many people take that seriously. I can't count the number of times that I have been told to burn in hell.
You: Wait, what?
You: OH FUCK
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You: hullo
Stranger: hey
You: so..
Stranger: :)
You: whats new?
Stranger: what?
You: whats new
You: in your life
You: or in the world
You: Son..
You: I am dissappoint
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Stranger: hey
You: Hello and welcome to tonights show
Stranger: from??
You: a ceremonial mating dance as performed by Dr. Kirb Van Schleton
You: (>'.'>)
You: (<'.'<)
You: (>'.'>)
You: (<'.'<)
Stranger: wat u doing lol?
You: Thank you and good night ladies and gentlemen
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: watup
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:(
[quote=chat][B]Connecting to server...
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You:[/B] So I recently came upon a very large sum of money...
[highlight]Stranger:[/highlight] and would like to wire it to me?
[B]You:[/B] you sure you want it?
[B]You:[/B] well actually
[B]You:[/B] it wouldn't matter
[B]You:[/B] because you're wiring it
[B]You:[/B] but
[B]You:[/B] I [url=http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=15560253#post15560253]don'[/url]
[B]You:[/B] I don't think they would let me wire it
[B]You:[/B] they wouldn't accept it
[B]You:[/B] because
[B]You:[/B] it's all sticky now
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Why in God's name did you bump this shit
yeah bump from first page who gives two shits?
it's not a bad thread.
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You: hi;
Stranger: hi
You: ...
Stranger: how are you today fair maiden?
You: don't say another fucking word.
Stranger: haha
You: Up until now, I've been polite.
You: If you say ANYTHING else - word ONE- I will kill myself.
You: and when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place.
You: from my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, fueled by my hatred for you
You: this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
You: when it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distnace.
You: A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed
Stranger: sounds like that movie hellraiser
You: and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.
You: as I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated.
You: then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
You: I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the earth.
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:kratos:
Stranger: hey there
You: wtf
You: everyone keeps on ending chat
Stranger: lol
You: all i want to do is talk
Stranger: lol
Stranger: hahaha
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Stranger: maybe thats why they leave
You: well i never thought of that
Stranger: like im bout to do
You: nooooooooo
[QUOTE=Il2;15669692]long ass string of lols[/QUOTE]
:dogout:
[quote=lawl]Connecting to server...
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Stranger: Hi
You: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: 14/f/uk
You: u?
Stranger: 18/m/US
You: kewl
Stranger: How're you?
You: im good
Stranger: Me too
You: ok
Stranger: Just bored
You: o
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Stranger: GODDAMNIT NO
Stranger: I HAD IT FUCKING PREPARED
Stranger: EAT DICKS
You: fuck
You: lawl
You: facbpuch
Stranger: asddgvdfbg
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haha
[quote]You: hay hows it hangen
Stranger: likes / like the Ashley Tisdale?
You: what?
You: what do you mean by that
Stranger:
I'm from Brazil, pleasure
You: ......
You: Alright....
Stranger: Alright ??[/quote]
What ze hell?
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Stranger: Hai..
You: sup nigg
Stranger: Nothing :/
You: asl
Stranger: You?
Stranger: 15/F/CA
You: hawt
You: you got a dick
Stranger: Yeah, in your mouth.
You: is it yours
Stranger: Yeah.
You: hawt
You: :3
You: my fave
You: is it squishy
You: or hard
Stranger: No, its hard.
You: :3
You: hawt
Stranger: No, sexy.
You: so is mine
You: sexy too
Stranger: So.. asl?
You: 18/F/cali
Stranger: Sweet..
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings
Stranger: ello
Stranger: asl?
You: 14/f/cali
Stranger: 16 male pennsylvania
You: so we gonna do this or what
You: i need nude pics of you
Stranger: yeah too bad your most likely a guy
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You: yo
Stranger: sup
You: you liek dick nipples
Stranger: wanna hear my poetry?
Stranger: here i sit all broken hearted. i tried to shit but only farted.
Stranger: its a work in proggress.
You: it turns me on
Stranger: another line is...fire in the mountains, a snake in the grass. the old man died with a snake up his ass.
You: THAT ALMOST MADE ME CAME
Stranger: yea it makes everyone do that
Stranger: got any lines i could add?
You: :3
You: I walk through the meadows, fighting hordes of dick nipples
Stranger: haha thanks!
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: hi
You: are you interesting
You: didnt type fast enough
[editline]11:20PM[/editline]
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You: the game
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[editline]11:21PM[/editline]
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Stranger: a/s/l?
You: the game
Stranger: what game
You: the game you lost
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[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
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Stranger: are you aware?
You: aware of what
Stranger: the fact
You: i am aware that you are a flaming homosexual
You: which is also a fact
You: but i will humor you
You: what is this fact
Stranger: ok
You: i am sorry, must go make out with my biceps
[editline]11:25PM[/editline]
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You: kek
You have disconnected.
You: Hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: I'm a guy m8
Stranger: ok do u like it up ur dirt track?
You: Erm, I dont think I do
You: Do you?
Stranger: fuck uve got problems go get them looked at
You: 0.o
Stranger: haha spank me
You: O_O
You: ----------------------------> Conversation went that way
Stranger: hi~
You: I can tell your female
You: OR very young
You: Or gay
Stranger: i'd be the first one.
Stranger: and the second one.
Stranger: O:
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