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You: Hello Stranger: hi You: How are you Stranger: Horny, you? You: :q You: Good Stranger: asl? You: 20/m/Miami (lol not true) Stranger: Wanna describe how you'd make me cum? (18/f/ON) You: Well, first I put on my robe and wizard hat... Stranger: lol You: Then I cast Level 3 seduction You: And then hit over the head with a crowbar and leave Stranger: oh, you know how to make me weak in the knees
Stranger: hi You: I am heavy weapons guy. You: And THIS You: is my weapon Stranger: uh Stranger: your another weird fuck You: She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 custom cartridges per minute You: It costs $400000 You: to fire this weapon You: for 12 seconds...
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hihihihiiiiiiii You: Female You: Aige 16-18 You: Am I right? Stranger: yes @@ You: Has a twitter facebook/myspace account Stranger: no You: Many grammarical errors make me deduce that your fruitcup You: Welcome to the internet You: Were everyone knows who you are and were you are Stranger: I don't know = = Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]10:50PM[/editline] Stranger: hallo You: Male not new to the internet You: So wazzup You: 4chan? Stranger: what???? You: Deduction incorrect male new to the internet possible myspace facebook and twitter accounts You: Personality module reprogramming You: . You: .. You: ... You: Completed You: Hello there Stranger: see you Its fun being an AI
[quote]Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously. You interested? You: Yes :) Stranger: just checking Stranger: age? You: 23 Stranger: and of course f? You: Of course ;) You: i even have my own site Stranger: pass a link You: tubgirl.com Stranger: one moment my internet connection is screwey Stranger: (no pun intended) You: ^^ Stranger: oh...my...god... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote][/quote] Owned. [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi Stranger: i am male You: Hi Stranger: so disconnect if u have to You: I don`t ;) Stranger: so guess u are not male Stranger: :) You: No :) Stranger: u are from You: Im going to get straight to the point You: Wanna cyber? Then maybe we can cam on MSN? Stranger: i cant use msn Stranger: what abt googel Stranger: google Stranger: or something You: yeah :) You: Are you ready?... Stranger: and cam Stranger: dont have right now You: no i mean to cyber Stranger: ya Stranger: okay You: *shoves dick in Strangers asshole* You: Whos my bitch? you my bitch Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] I`m on a fucking roll! [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: Hi Stranger: I am korean You: Which part of Korea? Stranger: South Stranger: North people cant use internet You: What do you think of North Korea? Dont hold back I want to really know Stranger: North look like kid You: Haha yes. You: Anything else? Stranger: They must be changed You: I agree. You: Well i`m from the US You: We are watching you... Stranger: In TV? You: yes Stranger: What is we doing You: You know what you are all doing so why do i have to tell you? You: We see everything you do. You: We hear everything you hear. Stranger: Ok You: At exactley 11am there will be a van infront of your house. Walk up to the van knock 3 times and say cream pie. You: You will have 7 seconds to do so. If you do not you will be killed. Your records errased. No one will ever know you existed. Stranger: Ok Stranger: You are god You: I must go. Tell your sister i said hello. You have disconnected.[/quote] Alright. Now South Korea thinks i`m god. Awesome. [quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Hey :) Stranger: f or m You: F You: you? Stranger: m You: Oh...just what i was looking for ;) Stranger: really Stranger: :) Stranger: how old You: I`m actually an amature porn star. Interested?... Stranger: hmm possibly Stranger: pics? You: Yeah...i have my own site actually Stranger: what You: Would you like to see it? Stranger: i guess You: you dont seem to sure... Stranger: alright lay it on me You: Oh i will... Stranger: ok You: Hai2U.com You: its a cam site Stranger: ok Stranger: HOLY SHIT...WHY? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] Well i`m done for now.
Lol, this shit is awesome. [quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: What are your life goals? Stranger: heyyyyy Stranger: to have sex with you You: omg You: thats You: mine too Stranger: ahaha Stranger: asl? You: 3/f/wa Stranger: wow Stranger: your 3 huh You: ye Stranger: thats cool You: i wanna know what a guys dong dong is Stranger: what country you from? You: us n a Stranger: well i will pull down my pants ans show you Stranger: and* You: ewww Stranger: but you wanted to know You: *runs out of room in dusgust* You have disconnected. [/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi, I'm 17/m/Germany and you? You: здравствулте, я содружественный хуторянин от Россия Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[CODE] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: sup You: how was your day? Stranger: good Stranger: u? You: pretty shitty actually Stranger: im sorry You: yeah me too Stranger: asl You: 3 Fe afghanastan Stranger: k Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/CODE]
[code]Stranger: i am sleepy now You: go to bed Stranger: now is in offce Stranger: office You: where are you You: australia Stranger: shenzhen of China\ You: go to australia You: buy kangaroos Stranger: buy? oh no You: hunt Stranger: no Stranger: not yet You: use a .38 chinese pistol You: i hunt radscorpions with chinese pistols Stranger: you are crazy You: no u Stranger: you go too You: k Stranger: if i was a policewoman, i will capture you Stranger: bye You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[CODE] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: 야 Stranger: di You: The Game Stranger: 려차 ㅛㅐㅕ Stranger: fuck you Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/CODE]
[code] You: "hi!" You: I only said it because omegle told me to Stranger: haha :) Stranger: hi ! You: how are you Stranger: Say hi ! Stranger: nothing much Stranger: and u ~ You: goo You: good Stranger: haha XD Stranger: where do you live? You: in a house, you? Stranger: haha Stranger: Im home, too ~ Stranger: that means ~ Stranger: Where are you from ~ Stranger: haha :) You: hmm You: if i may be specific You: my mother's womb You: you? Stranger: omg Stranger: you so funny You: you so funneh ecks dee You: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR[/code]
[code]You: Hi? Stranger: hi You: 'Sup? Stranger: trying to find something to watch on tv you Stranger: ? You: Not much. Listening to some music I just got. Stranger: cool, what kinda music? You: Instrumental Prog. You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ho4-tExpTE You: Pretty good stuff. Stranger: that's not too bad Stranger: you play any instruments? You: Nope. You: I have an acoustic guitar, but I don't play it. You: More interested in the drums. Stranger: thats cool You: That or the bass guitar. You: Bass doesn't get enough appereciation. Stranger: yea not so much Stranger: im not a huge fan of it, just because live it seems to drown out the other instruments a lot You: Depends on the band. Stranger: that and the sound tech You: Korn, their bassist is pretty essential You: Same with Gojira. Stranger: havent heard them Stranger: gojira i mean, i used to like korn a lot You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEy2ZwzOu2w You: Gojira. You: Great band live. Stranger: you ever listen to meshuggah? You: Yeah. You: Not a lot, mostly obZen. You: I have all their music tho. Stranger: cool Stranger: technical music is real cool, i just like a bit of a groove to it You: It's definitely more interesting to listen to if you can keep an ear out for the technical side of it. You: I like a lot of the Mathcore stuff too, but the vocals in almost every *core band I've heard are terrible and ruin whatever musical side they had. You: So, kinda ruins the technical ability the musicians may have. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Aw. :(
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Greetings Stranger: hi You: A fine evening this is Stranger: ya Stranger: from You: So, what's up. Stranger: fine You: Good, good. You: How's the wife and kids? Still taking care of them? Stranger: ye Stranger: too busy You: That's sad to hear Stranger: fufck' You: You seem to have problems with your keyboard Stranger: ye Stranger: sorry You: May I suggest purchasing a new, better quality one? You: It really would get rid of all of the hassle that comes with your old one. Stranger: wok o k You: I'm bored with you.[/code] Uninteresting douche.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: this is our last dance You: dont fear the reaper Stranger: no Stranger: are u gay? You: keep on livin You: and I can't fight this feelin any more Stranger: u ARE gay Stranger: that u area gay? You: take me down to the paradise city You: where thegrass is green and the girls are pretty You: and im freeeeeeeeeee You: free fallin Stranger: u are a opfer You: fper? Stranger: opfer You: im gonna take you by surprise and make yourealize amanda You: what is opf Stranger: thats a looooser like u Stranger: in german You: im forever yours You: but my dreaaaams they are empty Stranger: u are realy gay... You: in the name of loooooooooooooooooove Stranger: man love You: in the name of loooooooooooooove Stranger: man love You: man on the run You: man on the run Stranger: what is wrong with u? You: do the walk Stranger: or... what is not wrong with u??? You: every moment spent with youuuu You: is a moment I treasure You: dont wanna close my eyes You: i dont wanna fall asleep You: cuz i miss youbaby You: the sweetest dream would neeeeaver do You: cuz i miss you baby You: and I don't wanna miss you Stranger: but u are gayy.... i see Stranger: fda You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzOvL9__Bg You: it's not in the way that you look You: or the things that you say that you do Stranger: i do not click... because it is a gay vid You: ive got 2 tickets to paradise You: burn after day You: burn after night You: boooooooooorn to be wild Stranger: from??? You: just hold on loosely You: but dont let it go You: go on take the money and run Stranger: where are u from? You: facepunch Stranger: kickass You: it's the time of the season You: come sail away Stranger: socce season Stranger: soccer season You: dont need nothing but a good time how can I resist You: just give me the end You: im still loving youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu You: you've taken ont her run baby Stranger: ARE U GAY??????????????????????????? You: taaaaaaaaaake taaaaaaaaaake me on You: im goin off the rails on a crazy train You: baracuda You: goooooone with the wind You: green grass and high tides forever Stranger: plz kill yourself!!! You: with the sultans You: of swing You: so layda You: let me take a look at you now You: tonight Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] while listening to this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzOvL9__Bg[/media]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: HIIIIIIIIIIII Stranger: from? You: fagot You: us You: fag[/quote] lol
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hello there. Stranger: i look up the word "penis" last night, and it told me that it was suposed to be on a males body, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?! You: What. Stranger: i look up the word "penis" last night, and it told me that it was suposed to be on a males body, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!!!!! You: Of course. You: I have one. Stranger: i have three! You: You might have a problem. You: Need to get that checked. Stranger: its good, but bad Stranger: i dno. i can do three chicks at once! Stranger: :D Stranger: but fucken 3 are sooo annoying Stranger: cant walk properly You: I know, man. You: I have a penis and a vagina. Stranger: hectic Stranger: can you do YOURSELF? You: Yeah Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet You: But if I don't pull out in time, I'll impregnate myself You: D: Stranger: condom? Stranger: female condom! Stranger: hahaha You: No, I'll stick to masturbating both at once. Stranger: aight, thats a good idea. You: Feels good, man. Stranger: yeahh Stranger: i wonder what its like being a chickkkk Stranger: 3 dicks are pretty hard to manage Stranger: fuck. You: Don't ask me. I'm only half of one. Stranger: mm aight, i getcha Stranger: i named my three dicks Stranger: left to right its, simon, josh and barnaby You: One needs to be named Richard Stranger: hmm You: geddit? Stranger: not really Stranger: something to do with hard at the end? You: Shortened form of Richard = Dick. Stranger: ooohhh Stranger: damn Stranger: which one should i change to richard? You: IDK Stranger: lame, it took me 3 years to choose all those names Stranger: so id ont know which one to change You: Josh. It's the most normal of them all. Stranger: okay so its simon, richard, and barnaby Stranger: :P Stranger: XD Stranger: its like they all have their own minds You: But in the end they only think of one thing. Stranger: yeah, id say so. Stranger: so man, do chicks get off it when they see you have a vagina too?! You: Not really. Stranger: oh, hectic. You: I have to tell them beforehand. Stranger: ahhhhhhkay You: Quite a lot of bisexual girls round here though. :D Stranger: oh thats sweet then, getting 1 deal with two things. Stranger: the two in one deal thats it You: buy one get one free. Stranger: three in one You: Do they all cum at once, or do they cum at different times? Stranger: diff everytime Stranger: a few times all around the same 5 secs Stranger: but then sometimes ages apart Stranger: depend on the chick man You: Do you hold races? Stranger: hmm Stranger: i never thought of that! Stranger: ill do it next time Stranger: good thinking!! You: I've always been a deviant. Stranger: haha You: Do girls like you having 3 penises? Stranger: it depends if they feel comfortable being done with 2 other chicks Stranger: if not i just do her with one, but its no where near as good Stranger: but as you know, ladies first. You: she could do all 3 at once Stranger: usually its too much Stranger: i always ask them though Stranger: never have i once done someone with all three Stranger: pretty offit actuallyy Stranger: i should be using them to my full extent You: handjob the left and right ones and blowjob the middle You: All 3, 1 chick. Stranger: done that You: Oh Stranger: its too much effort masturbating when someones giving you head Stranger: nah, man, not for me i guess You: No I was saying she should handjob you Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Lollers. BTW, I'm not a hermaphrodite.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: FP? Stranger: WHAT You: FACEPUNCH Stranger: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Stranger: how do you do it
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[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: 16 m usa You: 10 m Pallet Town Stranger: wtf lol You: you teach me and i'll teach you You: PO Stranger: lol what You: KE You: MON You: Gotta catch em all, Gotta catch em all! You: POKEMON! You have disconnected.[/code]
[code]You: asl Stranger: hey Stranger: asl You: me---20/f/NY Stranger: 16 m usa You: k Stranger: what is your name? You: Erikkka Stranger: very nice name Stranger: fuck you[/code]
[html]You: I like pancakes Stranger: ı love sex Stranger: m or f You: M You: Pancakes > sex Stranger: can ı see your dick You: You can see my pancakes Stranger: ok Stranger: give msn You: Pancakes123 You: I like pancakes You: Pancakes Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/html] [editline]08:44AM[/editline] [B]Pancakes[/B]
I kind of stretched the truth... [code] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: yes? You: no?? Stranger: where from You: The Principality of Sealand You: you? Stranger: yeah right Stranger: the sea of tranquility on the moon You: u never heard of sealand? You: .. Stranger: NEVER You: http://www.sealandgov.org/ Stranger: n my geography is good... Stranger: oh my God, it really does exist! Stranger: I'm really sorry You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Map_of_Sealand.png Stranger: Ok.. I know where it is now Stranger: sorry again You: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/22672479_5a316ae89c.jpg You: It is me and 23 other people You: :) Stranger: Amazing! Stranger: this is very special!!! You: Yes. You: where are you from? Stranger: I'm from India You: a/s/l? Stranger: 21 m You: 17 f :( You: :)* Stranger: is there anythin to feel bad abt? Stranger: oh ok :P You: typo xD Stranger: anyway, what do u study? You: they speak good english there in India. Stranger: Of course they do! Stranger: I mean I think in English for God's sake You: haha really? You: :P Stranger: yeah... I mean my mother tongue is a language called Tamil Stranger: but I've grown up on English Stranger: I talk with all my friends in it You: Where in India then? Stranger: A city called Chennai Stranger: it was formerly called Madras You: I used to live in the United States. My friend Malhar moved to U.S. from India and he spoke amazing English. Stranger: Malhar.. that's a very nice name Stranger: I mean for an Indian name... You: Do you know what it means? Stranger: it's the name of a tune/melody Stranger: in north Indian classical music You: I must hear this song. :P Stranger: it's not jus one song... You: I see. Stranger: u see v have a concept wherein Stranger: there's a tune or melody Stranger: and it can be played around with to produce infinitely many songs You: I understand. You: I had a tutor living in India. We communicated with our webcams. Stranger: tutor for what? You: Mathematics. Stranger: omg... so there isn't any school where u live? You: I recently moved to Sealand from the United States. I don't go to school here in Sealand. You: I had a tutor in the United States. Stranger: so how do u study now? You: Online courses. Stranger: oh.. that's kinda sad... You: Satellite internet connection. :P Stranger: I mean I personally think there's nothin quite like school.. Stranger: what was the motivation behind ur move to Sealand? You: It's like a vacation..A very long vacation. You: I will be here for 2 more years. Stranger: wow... ur parents are there as well right? You: No they are in the United States. Stranger: omg... so u decided to come alone! Stranger: that's an interesting decision You: With my parent's approval, yes. Stranger: but why would u? i mean life in the US is so much easier You: be right back one moment sorry Stranger: ok... You: back You: You realize I am living on a giant concrete platform in the middle of the sea? Stranger: I do! Stranger: N its so amazing! You: That is why I decided to live here. Stranger: very brave... Stranger: anyway, I have to go for lunch now... Stranger: Really nice meetin ya :) Stranger: hope u have a gr8 life! Stranger: bye... You: Okay. Sorry You: That, and Iive in Texas and I have a penis. It was a pleasure speaking with you. Good day sir! 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[/code] I have to admit, I'll miss that guy.
stop faking your chats... mine conversation is really boring ... rly... [editline]09:40AM[/editline] Stranger: hi You: omg hi You: are you woman? Stranger: yeah You: yaY!!! Stranger: why? You: dunno Stranger: okay Stranger: what about you? You: im a nigga You: lulz Stranger: are u a f or m nigga You: no\ You: rofl? Stranger: is that your name?? You: i came from facepunchdotcom You: rofl i am oify fag Stranger: you're weard
[code]Stranger: I'm a furry. You: hello. Stranger: Hi. You: that's interesting. Stranger: Yes, it is. You: so what do furries do in their spare time Stranger: be furry. Stranger: yiff things. Stranger: drink ice cold beers. You: really? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :buddy: [editline]s[/editline] [code]Stranger: SLAAAAYYERRR!!! 666~ UGGGHHH You: Raining BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO You: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH Stranger: FROM A LACERATED SKYYYYY!!! Stranger: BLEEDING IT'S HORROR! NOW I SHALL RAAAIN IN BLOOOD! Stranger: keryy noooo Stranger: yeah a metalhead cool Stranger: \m/ You: Actually that, along with Angel of Death, are the only Slayer songs I know Stranger: only other one worth checking out is south of heaven Stranger: ima go headbang and eat babies You: K Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]Stranger: hey You: so, baby, want some hot sex tonight ? Stranger: hmmm im guessin your a dude right? You: yes, and im guessing youre a chick, right ? Stranger: let's look at wht the survey says! You: ok, cool idea Stranger: opps sorry he has a dick![/code]
Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Are you a sexy girl willing to get naked on msn webcam? You: Depends. You: I don't have a cam. You: Nor do I like people like you. You: By the way, say hi to Facepunch! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hello. Stranger: gooooooo You: goooooo You: power You: rangerss! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] ok [editline]08:46AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello im female you? You: Hello im female You: horse of course You: are you a horse too? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] cool [editline]08:48AM[/editline] [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: I was a man once. You: No longer! Stranger: but not twice? Stranger: oh, I see You: Twice, maybe three times. You: I am indecisive. You: Or maybe my opinion just changes with the times, I don't know. Stranger: probably both You: Both you say? You test the limits of physics. You: Watch where you tread. Stranger: apparently you were decisive in changing your sex :P You: Well, if you say so. You: How about you? Stranger: yes, the universe is on the verge of coming apart as a result of my bad logic You: Yes, you understand, at last! Stranger: I was, and still am, a man You: Why. Stranger: you ask why, I ask why not You: OH SHOOT NIGRA THE COPS ARE COMING You have disconnected.[/quote] boring ppl tonight
[quote]Stranger: hello You: Hi. Stranger: Asl? You: 14/F/Iraq Stranger: 15/F/Texas You: Cool. Stranger: Iraq, huh? You: Yup. You: DERKA DERKA![/quote] Eh. I was bored. [quote]Stranger: Hi, are you horny girl with webcam, who wants to show herself? You: Yes. You: My name is Horny M. Girl. Stranger: :D You: Oh... No sorry I don't have a webcam. Stranger: lol Stranger: you have pictures? :P You: Of my raging erection? Stranger: no You: Horny is a Guys name... Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] [quote]You: Hi. Stranger: hi Stranger: 中国 You: You're fucking awesome, look at you, you can type special letters. You: Holy shit thats extreme. You: I have to know how to do this so I can talk to someone and blow their mind by typing these special characters! You: It will make their day! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: shit You: FP ? Stranger: i can see the future You: :O Stranger: your a troll You: :O You: FP?! You: YOU ARE FROM FP! You: I KNOW IT! Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS FP You: FACEPUNCH.COM You: AWEOSMEST WEBSITE Stranger: FALCONPUNCH? You: Ai mate FP here :D Stranger: THE FUCK Stranger: GO TO 4CHAN YOU PUSSY[/quote] What the fuck did just happen?
you met a /b/tard, like me, but we actually had a long private decent conversation where we exchanged genitals
[QUOTE=markambush;15689397]you met a /b/tard, like me, but we actually had a long private decent conversation where we exchanged genitals[/QUOTE] does the new dick fit?
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