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You: Hello
Stranger: hi
You: How are you
Stranger: Horny, you?
You: :q
You: Good
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/m/Miami (lol not true)
Stranger: Wanna describe how you'd make me cum? (18/f/ON)
You: Well, first I put on my robe and wizard hat...
Stranger: lol
You: Then I cast Level 3 seduction
You: And then hit over the head with a crowbar and leave
Stranger: oh, you know how to make me weak in the knees
Stranger: hi
You: I am heavy weapons guy.
You: And THIS
You: is my weapon
Stranger: uh
Stranger: your another weird fuck
You: She weighs 150 kilograms and fires 200 custom cartridges per minute
You: It costs $400000
You: to fire this weapon
You: for 12 seconds...
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Stranger: hihihihiiiiiiii
You: Female
You: Aige 16-18
You: Am I right?
Stranger: yes @@
You: Has a twitter facebook/myspace account
Stranger: no
You: Many grammarical errors make me deduce that your fruitcup
You: Welcome to the internet
You: Were everyone knows who you are and were you are
Stranger: I don't know = =
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Stranger: hallo
You: Male not new to the internet
You: So wazzup
You: 4chan?
Stranger: what????
You: Deduction incorrect male new to the internet possible myspace facebook and twitter accounts
You: Personality module reprogramming
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: Completed
You: Hello there
Stranger: see you
Its fun being an AI
[quote]Stranger: I'm looking for a girl who wants to show off her breasts anonymously. You interested?
You: Yes :)
Stranger: just checking
Stranger: age?
You: 23
Stranger: and of course f?
You: Of course ;)
You: i even have my own site
Stranger: pass a link
You: tubgirl.com
Stranger: one moment my internet connection is screwey
Stranger: (no pun intended)
You: ^^
Stranger: oh...my...god...
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Owned.
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am male
You: Hi
Stranger: so disconnect if u have to
You: I don`t ;)
Stranger: so guess u are not male
Stranger: :)
You: No :)
Stranger: u are from
You: Im going to get straight to the point
You: Wanna cyber? Then maybe we can cam on MSN?
Stranger: i cant use msn
Stranger: what abt googel
Stranger: google
Stranger: or something
You: yeah :)
You: Are you ready?...
Stranger: and cam
Stranger: dont have right now
You: no i mean to cyber
Stranger: ya
Stranger: okay
You: *shoves dick in Strangers asshole*
You: Whos my bitch? you my bitch
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I`m on a fucking roll!
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You: Hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: I am korean
You: Which part of Korea?
Stranger: South
Stranger: North people cant use internet
You: What do you think of North Korea? Dont hold back I want to really know
Stranger: North look like kid
You: Haha yes.
You: Anything else?
Stranger: They must be changed
You: I agree.
You: Well i`m from the US
You: We are watching you...
Stranger: In TV?
You: yes
Stranger: What is we doing
You: You know what you are all doing so why do i have to tell you?
You: We see everything you do.
You: We hear everything you hear.
Stranger: Ok
You: At exactley 11am there will be a van infront of your house. Walk up to the van knock 3 times and say cream pie.
You: You will have 7 seconds to do so. If you do not you will be killed. Your records errased. No one will ever know you existed.
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: You are god
You: I must go. Tell your sister i said hello.
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Alright. Now South Korea thinks i`m god. Awesome.
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey :)
Stranger: f or m
You: F
You: you?
Stranger: m
You: Oh...just what i was looking for ;)
Stranger: really
Stranger: :)
Stranger: how old
You: I`m actually an amature porn star. Interested?...
Stranger: hmm possibly
Stranger: pics?
You: Yeah...i have my own site actually
Stranger: what
You: Would you like to see it?
Stranger: i guess
You: you dont seem to sure...
Stranger: alright lay it on me
You: Oh i will...
Stranger: ok
You: Hai2U.com
You: its a cam site
Stranger: ok
Stranger: HOLY SHIT...WHY?
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Well i`m done for now.
Lol, this shit is awesome.
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You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: heyyyyy
Stranger: to have sex with you
You: omg
You: thats
You: mine too
Stranger: ahaha
Stranger: asl?
You: 3/f/wa
Stranger: wow
Stranger: your 3 huh
You: ye
Stranger: thats cool
You: i wanna know what a guys dong dong is
Stranger: what country you from?
You: us n a
Stranger: well i will pull down my pants ans show you
Stranger: and*
You: ewww
Stranger: but you wanted to know
You: *runs out of room in dusgust*
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Stranger: Hi, I'm 17/m/Germany and you?
You: здравствулте, я содружественный хуторянин от Россия
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Stranger: hi
You: sup
You: how was your day?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: pretty shitty actually
Stranger: im sorry
You: yeah me too
Stranger: asl
You: 3 Fe afghanastan
Stranger: k
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[code]Stranger: i am sleepy now
You: go to bed
Stranger: now is in offce
Stranger: office
You: where are you
You: australia
Stranger: shenzhen of China\
You: go to australia
You: buy kangaroos
Stranger: buy? oh no
You: hunt
Stranger: no
Stranger: not yet
You: use a .38 chinese pistol
You: i hunt radscorpions with chinese pistols
Stranger: you are crazy
You: no u
Stranger: you go too
You: k
Stranger: if i was a policewoman, i will capture you
Stranger: bye
You: bye
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You: Hi
Stranger: 야
Stranger: di
You: The Game
Stranger: 려차 ㅛㅐㅕ
Stranger: fuck you
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[code] You: "hi!"
You: I only said it because omegle told me to
Stranger: haha :)
Stranger: hi !
You: how are you
Stranger: Say hi !
Stranger: nothing much
Stranger: and u ~
You: goo
You: good
Stranger: haha XD
Stranger: where do you live?
You: in a house, you?
Stranger: haha
Stranger: Im home, too ~
Stranger: that means ~
Stranger: Where are you from ~
Stranger: haha :)
You: hmm
You: if i may be specific
You: my mother's womb
You: you?
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you so funny
You: you so funneh ecks dee
You: HURRRRRRRRRRRRRR[/code]
[code]You: Hi?
Stranger: hi
You: 'Sup?
Stranger: trying to find something to watch on tv you
Stranger: ?
You: Not much. Listening to some music I just got.
Stranger: cool, what kinda music?
You: Instrumental Prog.
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ho4-tExpTE
You: Pretty good stuff.
Stranger: that's not too bad
Stranger: you play any instruments?
You: Nope.
You: I have an acoustic guitar, but I don't play it.
You: More interested in the drums.
Stranger: thats cool
You: That or the bass guitar.
You: Bass doesn't get enough appereciation.
Stranger: yea not so much
Stranger: im not a huge fan of it, just because live it seems to drown out the other instruments a lot
You: Depends on the band.
Stranger: that and the sound tech
You: Korn, their bassist is pretty essential
You: Same with Gojira.
Stranger: havent heard them
Stranger: gojira i mean, i used to like korn a lot
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEy2ZwzOu2w
You: Gojira.
You: Great band live.
Stranger: you ever listen to meshuggah?
You: Yeah.
You: Not a lot, mostly obZen.
You: I have all their music tho.
Stranger: cool
Stranger: technical music is real cool, i just like a bit of a groove to it
You: It's definitely more interesting to listen to if you can keep an ear out for the technical side of it.
You: I like a lot of the Mathcore stuff too, but the vocals in almost every *core band I've heard are terrible and ruin whatever musical side they had.
You: So, kinda ruins the technical ability the musicians may have.
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Aw. :(
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You: Greetings
Stranger: hi
You: A fine evening this is
Stranger: ya
Stranger: from
You: So, what's up.
Stranger: fine
You: Good, good.
You: How's the wife and kids? Still taking care of them?
Stranger: ye
Stranger: too busy
You: That's sad to hear
Stranger: fufck'
You: You seem to have problems with your keyboard
Stranger: ye
Stranger: sorry
You: May I suggest purchasing a new, better quality one?
You: It really would get rid of all of the hassle that comes with your old one.
Stranger: wok o k
You: I'm bored with you.[/code]
Uninteresting douche.
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You: this is our last dance
You: dont fear the reaper
Stranger: no
Stranger: are u gay?
You: keep on livin
You: and I can't fight this feelin any more
Stranger: u ARE gay
Stranger: that u area gay?
You: take me down to the paradise city
You: where thegrass is green and the girls are pretty
You: and im freeeeeeeeeee
You: free fallin
Stranger: u are a opfer
You: fper?
Stranger: opfer
You: im gonna take you by surprise and make yourealize amanda
You: what is opf
Stranger: thats a looooser like u
Stranger: in german
You: im forever yours
You: but my dreaaaams they are empty
Stranger: u are realy gay...
You: in the name of loooooooooooooooooove
Stranger: man love
You: in the name of loooooooooooooove
Stranger: man love
You: man on the run
You: man on the run
Stranger: what is wrong with u?
You: do the walk
Stranger: or... what is not wrong with u???
You: every moment spent with youuuu
You: is a moment I treasure
You: dont wanna close my eyes
You: i dont wanna fall asleep
You: cuz i miss youbaby
You: the sweetest dream would neeeeaver do
You: cuz i miss you baby
You: and I don't wanna miss you
Stranger: but u are gayy.... i see
Stranger: fda
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzOvL9__Bg
You: it's not in the way that you look
You: or the things that you say that you do
Stranger: i do not click... because it is a gay vid
You: ive got 2 tickets to paradise
You: burn after day
You: burn after night
You: boooooooooorn to be wild
Stranger: from???
You: just hold on loosely
You: but dont let it go
You: go on take the money and run
Stranger: where are u from?
You: facepunch
Stranger: kickass
You: it's the time of the season
You: come sail away
Stranger: socce season
Stranger: soccer season
You: dont need nothing but a good time how can I resist
You: just give me the end
You: im still loving youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: you've taken ont her run baby
Stranger: ARE U GAY???????????????????????????
You: taaaaaaaaaake taaaaaaaaaake me on
You: im goin off the rails on a crazy train
You: baracuda
You: goooooone with the wind
You: green grass and high tides forever
Stranger: plz kill yourself!!!
You: with the sultans
You: of swing
You: so layda
You: let me take a look at you now
You: tonight
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while listening to this
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAzOvL9__Bg[/media]
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Stranger: hi
You: HIIIIIIIIIIII
Stranger: from?
You: fagot
You: us
You: fag[/quote]
lol
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You: Hi
Stranger: hello there.
Stranger: i look up the word "penis" last night, and it told me that it was suposed to be on a males body, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!
You: What.
Stranger: i look up the word "penis" last night, and it told me that it was suposed to be on a males body, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!!!!!!!
You: Of course.
You: I have one.
Stranger: i have three!
You: You might have a problem.
You: Need to get that checked.
Stranger: its good, but bad
Stranger: i dno. i can do three chicks at once!
Stranger: :D
Stranger: but fucken 3 are sooo annoying
Stranger: cant walk properly
You: I know, man.
You: I have a penis and a vagina.
Stranger: hectic
Stranger: can you do YOURSELF?
You: Yeah
Stranger: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeet
You: But if I don't pull out in time, I'll impregnate myself
You: D:
Stranger: condom?
Stranger: female condom!
Stranger: hahaha
You: No, I'll stick to masturbating both at once.
Stranger: aight, thats a good idea.
You: Feels good, man.
Stranger: yeahh
Stranger: i wonder what its like being a chickkkk
Stranger: 3 dicks are pretty hard to manage
Stranger: fuck.
You: Don't ask me. I'm only half of one.
Stranger: mm aight, i getcha
Stranger: i named my three dicks
Stranger: left to right its, simon, josh and barnaby
You: One needs to be named Richard
Stranger: hmm
You: geddit?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: something to do with hard at the end?
You: Shortened form of Richard = Dick.
Stranger: ooohhh
Stranger: damn
Stranger: which one should i change to richard?
You: IDK
Stranger: lame, it took me 3 years to choose all those names
Stranger: so id ont know which one to change
You: Josh. It's the most normal of them all.
Stranger: okay so its simon, richard, and barnaby
Stranger: :P
Stranger: XD
Stranger: its like they all have their own minds
You: But in the end they only think of one thing.
Stranger: yeah, id say so.
Stranger: so man, do chicks get off it when they see you have a vagina too?!
You: Not really.
Stranger: oh, hectic.
You: I have to tell them beforehand.
Stranger: ahhhhhhkay
You: Quite a lot of bisexual girls round here though. :D
Stranger: oh thats sweet then, getting 1 deal with two things.
Stranger: the two in one deal thats it
You: buy one get one free.
Stranger: three in one
You: Do they all cum at once, or do they cum at different times?
Stranger: diff everytime
Stranger: a few times all around the same 5 secs
Stranger: but then sometimes ages apart
Stranger: depend on the chick man
You: Do you hold races?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: i never thought of that!
Stranger: ill do it next time
Stranger: good thinking!!
You: I've always been a deviant.
Stranger: haha
You: Do girls like you having 3 penises?
Stranger: it depends if they feel comfortable being done with 2 other chicks
Stranger: if not i just do her with one, but its no where near as good
Stranger: but as you know, ladies first.
You: she could do all 3 at once
Stranger: usually its too much
Stranger: i always ask them though
Stranger: never have i once done someone with all three
Stranger: pretty offit actuallyy
Stranger: i should be using them to my full extent
You: handjob the left and right ones and blowjob the middle
You: All 3, 1 chick.
Stranger: done that
You: Oh
Stranger: its too much effort masturbating when someones giving you head
Stranger: nah, man, not for me i guess
You: No I was saying she should handjob you
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Lollers. BTW, I'm not a hermaphrodite.
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You: FP?
Stranger: WHAT
You: FACEPUNCH
Stranger: LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: how do you do it
rly lov' that site x)
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Stranger: 16 m usa
You: 10 m Pallet Town
Stranger: wtf lol
You: you teach me and i'll teach you
You: PO
Stranger: lol what
You: KE
You: MON
You: Gotta catch em all, Gotta catch em all!
You: POKEMON!
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[code]You: asl
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: me---20/f/NY
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: k
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Erikkka
Stranger: very nice name
Stranger: fuck you[/code]
[html]You: I like pancakes
Stranger: ı love sex
Stranger: m or f
You: M
You: Pancakes > sex
Stranger: can ı see your dick
You: You can see my pancakes
Stranger: ok
Stranger: give msn
You: Pancakes123
You: I like pancakes
You: Pancakes
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[B]Pancakes[/B]
I kind of stretched the truth...
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Stranger: yes?
You: no??
Stranger: where from
You: The Principality of Sealand
You: you?
Stranger: yeah right
Stranger: the sea of tranquility on the moon
You: u never heard of sealand?
You: ..
Stranger: NEVER
You: http://www.sealandgov.org/
Stranger: n my geography is good...
Stranger: oh my God, it really does exist!
Stranger: I'm really sorry
You: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Map_of_Sealand.png
Stranger: Ok.. I know where it is now
Stranger: sorry again
You: http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/22672479_5a316ae89c.jpg
You: It is me and 23 other people
You: :)
Stranger: Amazing!
Stranger: this is very special!!!
You: Yes.
You: where are you from?
Stranger: I'm from India
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: 21 m
You: 17 f :(
You: :)*
Stranger: is there anythin to feel bad abt?
Stranger: oh ok :P
You: typo xD
Stranger: anyway, what do u study?
You: they speak good english there in India.
Stranger: Of course they do!
Stranger: I mean I think in English for God's sake
You: haha really?
You: :P
Stranger: yeah... I mean my mother tongue is a language called Tamil
Stranger: but I've grown up on English
Stranger: I talk with all my friends in it
You: Where in India then?
Stranger: A city called Chennai
Stranger: it was formerly called Madras
You: I used to live in the United States. My friend Malhar moved to U.S. from India and he spoke amazing English.
Stranger: Malhar.. that's a very nice name
Stranger: I mean for an Indian name...
You: Do you know what it means?
Stranger: it's the name of a tune/melody
Stranger: in north Indian classical music
You: I must hear this song. :P
Stranger: it's not jus one song...
You: I see.
Stranger: u see v have a concept wherein
Stranger: there's a tune or melody
Stranger: and it can be played around with to produce infinitely many songs
You: I understand.
You: I had a tutor living in India. We communicated with our webcams.
Stranger: tutor for what?
You: Mathematics.
Stranger: omg... so there isn't any school where u live?
You: I recently moved to Sealand from the United States. I don't go to school here in Sealand.
You: I had a tutor in the United States.
Stranger: so how do u study now?
You: Online courses.
Stranger: oh.. that's kinda sad...
You: Satellite internet connection. :P
Stranger: I mean I personally think there's nothin quite like school..
Stranger: what was the motivation behind ur move to Sealand?
You: It's like a vacation..A very long vacation.
You: I will be here for 2 more years.
Stranger: wow... ur parents are there as well right?
You: No they are in the United States.
Stranger: omg... so u decided to come alone!
Stranger: that's an interesting decision
You: With my parent's approval, yes.
Stranger: but why would u? i mean life in the US is so much easier
You: be right back one moment sorry
Stranger: ok...
You: back
You: You realize I am living on a giant concrete platform in the middle of the sea?
Stranger: I do!
Stranger: N its so amazing!
You: That is why I decided to live here.
Stranger: very brave...
Stranger: anyway, I have to go for lunch now...
Stranger: Really nice meetin ya :)
Stranger: hope u have a gr8 life!
Stranger: bye...
You: Okay. Sorry
You: That, and Iive in Texas and I have a penis. It was a pleasure speaking with you. Good day sir!
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You have disconnected.
[/code]
I have to admit, I'll miss that guy.
stop faking your chats... mine conversation is really boring ... rly...
[editline]09:40AM[/editline]
Stranger: hi
You: omg hi
You: are you woman?
Stranger: yeah
You: yaY!!!
Stranger: why?
You: dunno
Stranger: okay
Stranger: what about you?
You: im a nigga
You: lulz
Stranger: are u a f or m nigga
You: no\
You: rofl?
Stranger: is that your name??
You: i came from facepunchdotcom
You: rofl i am oify fag
Stranger: you're weard
[code]Stranger: I'm a furry.
You: hello.
Stranger: Hi.
You: that's interesting.
Stranger: Yes, it is.
You: so what do furries do in their spare time
Stranger: be furry.
Stranger: yiff things.
Stranger: drink ice cold beers.
You: really?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
:buddy:
[editline]s[/editline]
[code]Stranger: SLAAAAYYERRR!!! 666~ UGGGHHH
You: Raining BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: -OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGH
Stranger: FROM A LACERATED SKYYYYY!!!
Stranger: BLEEDING IT'S HORROR! NOW I SHALL RAAAIN IN BLOOOD!
Stranger: keryy noooo
Stranger: yeah a metalhead cool
Stranger: \m/
You: Actually that, along with Angel of Death, are the only Slayer songs I know
Stranger: only other one worth checking out is south of heaven
Stranger: ima go headbang and eat babies
You: K
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[code]Stranger: hey
You: so, baby, want some hot sex tonight ?
Stranger: hmmm im guessin your a dude right?
You: yes, and im guessing youre a chick, right ?
Stranger: let's look at wht the survey says!
You: ok, cool idea
Stranger: opps sorry he has a dick![/code]
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a sexy girl willing to get naked on msn webcam?
You: Depends.
You: I don't have a cam.
You: Nor do I like people like you.
You: By the way, say hi to Facepunch!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello.
Stranger: gooooooo
You: goooooo
You: power
You: rangerss!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
ok
[editline]08:46AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello im female you?
You: Hello im female
You: horse of course
You: are you a horse too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
cool
[editline]08:48AM[/editline]
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I was a man once.
You: No longer!
Stranger: but not twice?
Stranger: oh, I see
You: Twice, maybe three times.
You: I am indecisive.
You: Or maybe my opinion just changes with the times, I don't know.
Stranger: probably both
You: Both you say? You test the limits of physics.
You: Watch where you tread.
Stranger: apparently you were decisive in changing your sex :P
You: Well, if you say so.
You: How about you?
Stranger: yes, the universe is on the verge of coming apart as a result of my bad logic
You: Yes, you understand, at last!
Stranger: I was, and still am, a man
You: Why.
Stranger: you ask why, I ask why not
You: OH SHOOT NIGRA THE COPS ARE COMING
You have disconnected.[/quote]
boring ppl tonight
[quote]Stranger: hello
You: Hi.
Stranger: Asl?
You: 14/F/Iraq
Stranger: 15/F/Texas
You: Cool.
Stranger: Iraq, huh?
You: Yup.
You: DERKA DERKA![/quote]
Eh. I was bored.
[quote]Stranger: Hi, are you horny girl with webcam, who wants to show herself?
You: Yes.
You: My name is Horny M. Girl.
Stranger: :D
You: Oh... No sorry I don't have a webcam.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you have pictures? :P
You: Of my raging erection?
Stranger: no
You: Horny is a Guys name...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: 中国
You: You're fucking awesome, look at you, you can type special letters.
You: Holy shit thats extreme.
You: I have to know how to do this so I can talk to someone and blow their mind by typing these special characters!
You: It will make their day!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: shit
You: FP ?
Stranger: i can see the future
You: :O
Stranger: your a troll
You: :O
You: FP?!
You: YOU ARE FROM FP!
You: I KNOW IT!
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK IS FP
You: FACEPUNCH.COM
You: AWEOSMEST WEBSITE
Stranger: FALCONPUNCH?
You: Ai mate FP here :D
Stranger: THE FUCK
Stranger: GO TO 4CHAN YOU PUSSY[/quote]
What the fuck did just happen?
you met a /b/tard, like me, but we actually had a long private decent conversation where we exchanged genitals
[QUOTE=markambush;15689397]you met a /b/tard, like me, but we actually had a long private decent conversation where we exchanged genitals[/QUOTE]
does the new dick fit?
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