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You: say hi!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hiiiiiiiiii!!
You: hi
Stranger: haha
You: ur not one of those people who would disown someone for being of another race, are you?
Stranger: of course not
You: LIAR, IVE CAUGHT U RED HANDED!
Stranger: ...oook...i will disconnet because you a goblin...ok ok...i prefer gigants
You: HATE CRIME IM REPORTING U~
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You: 1
Stranger: hi
You: 1
Stranger: 2
You: 3
Stranger: 3
You: 5
You: fuck
Stranger: ..
Stranger: >_<
Stranger: GAH
You: The Game
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
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[QUOTE]Stranger: hheelloo
You: howdy
Stranger: are you a cowboy
You: nope
Stranger: ah
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Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u?
You: splended, how are you?
Stranger: just fine
Stranger: and horny
You: fascinating
Stranger: i know
You: don't all those horns hurt?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: feels good
You: good to know
You: tell me, do you need a dispenser here?
Stranger: nope
You: that's a shame
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Stranger: hey /b/ro
You: i like turtles
Stranger: me too let's cybersex
You: kay
Stranger: ▲
Stranger: ▲▲
Stranger: :B
You: :O
Stranger: i like u suck my dick
Stranger: ots rock har
Stranger: im very hot
You: i'm hungry
Stranger: i cum in our mouth
You: i think i'll go eat some cake
Stranger: aaaaaaaahhhhhh
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Stranger: 안녕
You: khar gjou?
You: sez bjoion.
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Stranger: heyyy ^^ asl?
You: need a dispenser here
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Stranger: Hi Tim!
You: hi jeff
Stranger: How ar ya!
You: spectacular, you?
Stranger: Im fantastic! Still with Violet?
You: sure am
Stranger: thats a shame! thought id come onto you aswell!
You: sorry to disappoint
You: still single i assume?
Stranger: Yeah still kicking back at 80 on my own, Just wanna have a few kids you know?
You: oh yeah
Stranger: Still got your 8 children i guess?
You: nine, actually
Stranger: Wow. Surprised the social hasnt come and busted you yet.
Stranger: I know you keep rats in the kids cots. i didnt tell them i swear
You: actually i'm doing better now, got a new job
You: say
You: you don't know about the construction and erection of dispensers in a battlefield situation do you?
Stranger: I sure dont!
You: darn
Stranger: Sorry i wish i could help you. How come? are you in a battlefield?
You: sort of
You: its more of a heavy competition between us and another company
Stranger: oh right i see.
You: They needed somebody in engineering
You: but
You: i'm really no good at that sort of stuff
Stranger: Youve never been good at anything hey timothy. Maybe you should blackmail them?
You: perhaps i could do that
Stranger: it may work timothy. Anyway i must go and feed my goats. Hope to catch up with you soon!
You: ok
You: say hi to george for me
Stranger: i sure will!
You: cya around
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You: hi
Stranger: bye
You: hi
You: byehi
Stranger: hibye
You: do you like pancakes?
Stranger: no
You: i hate you
Stranger: i prefer waffles
You: waffles are awful
Stranger: i disagree
You: i do too
You: but with you
You: i agree with me
Stranger: and i agree with you
Stranger: and disagree with me
You: excellent
Stranger: you talked me out of my wicked ways with your flawless logic
You: i know, i'm a genius
Stranger: that much is apparent
Stranger: so whats a genius like you doing in a place like this
You: talking to a buncha people named Stranger
You: isn't that interesting?
Stranger: wow
You: i've never known so many Strangers
Stranger: i am doing exactly the same thing
Stranger: i've never known any strangers
Stranger: as soon as you know someone they are no longer a stranger
You: unless they're stranger than You
Stranger: haw haw
Stranger: so whence come you anyway?
You: i come from the planet mars
Stranger: and i come from my penis
You: how convenient
Stranger: i agree
Stranger: the planet mars is most inconvenient
You: Yeah, its sort of dusty, hot and windy
Stranger: i thought that there was no life on mars
You: not as you know it
Stranger: w-w-what are you?
You: a dispenser
Stranger: oh okay
Stranger: what do you dispense?
You: metal, health, ammunition
Stranger: can you dispense me with anything?
Stranger: dispense anything to me
You: do you like cake?
Stranger: there is no cake
You: THAT'S RIGHT
Stranger: this was a triumph
Stranger: im making a note here
Stranger: HUGE SUCCESS
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need a dispenser here
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You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: anon?
Stranger: fuck you your mother fucker I hate you your pervert go and fuck your mom because I heard she was a whore
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[code]You: hi!
Stranger: Stranger: are u gay?
You: yes
You: And I like to besmear oneself a not fresh shit and to masturbate. Every day I walk by land with a black sack for garbage and collect in him all of shit which see. On two sackfuls leaves all days long. But, when after a bad day I come home, go to bath, include hot water...mmm and knock down the treasure in it. And masturbate, by submitting that a single organism ate up me shit. It seems to me in general, that kakashki, able to think, they have the families, cities,senses, not wash off them in a toilet, better shelter for itself, talk with them, caress them.... And yesterday in by bath, to me presnilsya wonderful sleep, as though I dived in a sea, and it preratilos' in a shit, fishes, water-plants, jelly-fishes, all from a shit, even sky, even Allah
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You: you from Facepunch or 4chan or something?
Stranger: i lol'd
You: yeah, it is hilarious
Stranger: you from?
You: I'm BOXXY's husband
Stranger: sooo faaat
Stranger: and petrosjan
You: yeah, she likes fat guys
You: and fat cocks too
You: I ripped her vagina the last 9001 times we fucked
Stranger: you like petrosjan ?
Stranger: petrosyan* ?
You: I'm only in love with BOXXY
Stranger: 1 ыус
Stranger: 1 sec
You: you insolent pillow fucker
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I enjoy calling others pillow fuckers.
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You: Wut u talkin bout boy
Stranger: I'm talkin bout yo momma, boy.
Stranger: Jokes, jokes.
You: fuck you
Stranger: No thanks.
You: yes thanks
You: You burn like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.
Stranger: I only like the girlies.
You: But i am a girlie
Stranger: Uh huh.
You: You still burn for me like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns though.
Stranger: Sure, why not?
You: Why don't you love me Frank?
Stranger: Because you don't put out, Marcia.
You: Am i not groovy enough for you?
Stranger: That too.
You: Hey, I can be hip and cool like all of these children these days
You: With their MC Hammer and disco music
Stranger: Cool, cool.
Stranger: That's still not putting out, mind you. But it's a start.
You: I will shave your name into my back hair.
Stranger: ...wait... back hair? Omgno.
You: I went to the hair club for women
You: They spilt hair solution on my back.
Stranger: Cool.
You: You werent to happy about that a few seconds ago Frank.
You: You changed your mine!
You: YOUR MINE AGAIN
You: Did i tell you i am pregnant?
Stranger: No.
Stranger: No you did not.
You: Sextuplets!!
Stranger: I'm not the father!
You: Oh but frank, you are!
Stranger: Proof!
You: Analysis shows Frank! You are the father!
Stranger: I do not recall doing the specified task!
You: Well, I put something in your drink..
You: To make you feel more comfortable..
You: But you passed out and...
You: I have needs Frank..
Stranger: Wow.
Stranger: Isn't that a bit... oh, I don't know, illegal?
You: No, it was an accident.
You: Accidents happen, Frank.
Stranger: How could it have been an accident?
You: Sometimes, you might just have sextuplets..
You: It is your sperm..
You: I have needs.. my finger was all dried up..
Stranger: That is, quite technically, rape.
You: No. Frank.
Stranger: Yes. Marcia.
You: It's not my fault "it" is not getting any oxygen.
You: No one has been down there for 3 years..
Stranger: I didn't require that knowledge.
You: Oh but you did, Frank.
Stranger: I did not.
You: Yes you did, Frank.
Stranger: I do not recall requesting it.
You: Thus was knowledge not needeth of requestion.
Stranger: Okay, well, just... don't do it again, and I suppose I can forget it happened
You: Yes, Frank.
Stranger: Okay. Now I can purge my mind of said knowledge.
You: Yes, Frank.
Stranger: Moving on.
You: Moving on..
You: Happy birthday, Frank!
Stranger: Thank you, thank you.
You: No, thank you!
Stranger: You're welcome?
You: Yes, Frank.
Stranger: Okay...
You: Swell.
Stranger: MOVING on.
You: Moving on to what?
You: Why don't you love me anymore?
Stranger: Because you don't put out enough.
You: Oh I get it... Breasts...
You: You want to see my bussums
Stranger: Indeed.
You: Oh well.. heres a bit of cleavage
You: http://www.datzhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jenna-jameson.jpg
You: That was 30 years ago frank.
Stranger: Cool.
You: Would you like to see me now?
Stranger: Sure.
You: http://3nhanced.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/granny1.jpg
Stranger: And with that, my dear, I must go.
You: No FRANK!
You: DONT LEAVE ME
Stranger: I am sorry.
Stranger: But I must.
You: No, you don't, Frank.
Stranger: I hear Pamela Anderson is available. I MUST go.
You: NO YOU ARENT!
Stranger: I am.
You: No, Frank.
You: You see, i have placed many unstable molecules in your house.
You: Once moved and/or changed, they will expand as large as a school bus.
You: Their mollecular structure is HIGHLY unstable
Stranger: Well, it's been a good life.
You: No, Frank, it hasn't.
You: Not since my sex change anyways.
Stranger: ...what?
You: I am now a man, Frank.
You: I realized, it was what i was meant to be.
Stranger: ...
Stranger: I am now.
Stranger: NOW.
Stranger: Leaving.
Stranger: Sir.
You: No.
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Stranger: heya now
You: What? Are you a pedophile?
You: gross!
Stranger: ..What?
You: why would you even do that to the children?!
You: omg
Stranger: What the hell?
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[editline]01:20AM[/editline]
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You: hi
You: asl
You: ?
Stranger: im am a horny boy 16 from sweden you`??
You: 63 year old black mamba from africa
Stranger: do you hawe msn??
You: Yes
Stranger: give me
I LOLD SO BADLY xD
[editline]01:26AM[/editline]
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Do you happen to be a gay negro?
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[editline]01:36AM[/editline]
Stranger: ...asian
You: your a gay asian :D
Stranger: yeaaaaaa
You: awesome! did you know that asian males are the humans with the smallest peenors in the world? :D
Stranger: aww, well im sorry
You: you dont have to be sorry for that :P
Stranger: lol
You: i actually never met a gay asian before its kinda cool
You: Do you have a beard?
Stranger: yeaaaa
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You: hi
You: billy mays called
Stranger: hii
You: he wants his toaster back
You: >:C
Stranger: oh really
You: ya rly
Stranger: oh really
You: ya rly
You: rihanna also is going to eat you.
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Stranger: THE GAME
You: holy fuck
You: are you from facepunch
You: lol...
You: me too
Stranger: hahaha
You: dude are yuou
Stranger: yessssss
Stranger: lol
You: whats your username
Stranger: elmonkie69
You: lol
You: bostonriot here
You: you lookin at the thread too? xD
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: no
You: howd i know you were a fper
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[editline]10:32PM[/editline]
You: asl? me is 58/ m /pedoland
Stranger: Sup.
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m /b
You: /b/?
Stranger: It's right next to pedoland
Stranger: actually its a province of pedoland
You: no way
You: is it like
You: have kids n stuff
You: wanna see a sexi pic of m3
Stranger: Sure pedoman
You: [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/pedo[/url] bear in letters/kirui/AC_2009/ACEN09-CosPedoBearLinda.jpg
You: im on the left ;)
Stranger: Lovely
You: hows 4chanland
You: [url]http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg[/url]
Stranger: Not as fertile a trolling ground as this.
You: are u gonna be postin this
You: on that 4chan of yours
Stranger: I like it.
Stranger: But no.
You: dew it i dare you
Stranger: Do.
Stranger: it's do.
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Stranger: poop!
You: SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTREH
Stranger: 4chanfag
You: what?
Stranger: wha?
You: I can't even figure out
You: how 4chan works :C
Stranger: what is this i dont even
You: ORLY?
Stranger: YA RLY
You: DAT SO.
Stranger: IT SEEMS LOGICAL
Stranger: poop!
You: TO RAEP WITH BUTTSECKS IS A CRIME IN SOUTH SCANDANAVIA
You: DID U NO THAT?
You: NOW U NO >:C
Stranger: no, thanks for the useful info buddy
You: :D
You: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D
You: cool story, bro.
Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
Stranger: cool story, sis
You: sisisisisisisisisis >:C
You: how many barrel rolls could a barrel roll if a barrel roll could do barrel rolls?
Stranger: over 9000!
You: Not if they lazar they wont
You: they'll do over 90007
You: NOW I MUST DO THE MUDKIP DANCE
Stranger: thats a lot
Stranger: FUCK YEAH SEAKING
You: (>'_'>)
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im gonna annoy someone else
You: O NOOOOOOOOOOOO[/CODE]
[code]Stranger: hey
You: facepunch
Stranger: GMOD!
You: is gay
Stranger: nah man
Stranger: its fun
You: only fgts play gmod
Stranger: im sure
You: ill see you on the omegle thread probably
Stranger: nah man, i dont pay attention to those threads
You: well then ill post it
Stranger: i actually come here to have a conversation, not troll
You: who said i was trolling
Stranger: well, most of the posts on omegle are just trolls
Stranger: posts about omegle i mean
You: i try to have a serious conversation
Stranger: that is why i dont pay attention to those threads
You: but the other participant is uncooperative
Stranger: well, i was probably one of the very few people that wants to converse normally here
Stranger: and you blew your chance with "only fgts play gmod"
You: but gmod is gay
You: srsly
Stranger: so bye bye, have fun fapping while i hump your mums ass
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What a raging douche.
And if you are reading this, stranger, I was going to say, "Gmod is 3 years ago."
Stranger: knock knock who's there
You: everyone
Stranger: nope, it's me. wondering why you're not naked.
You: wtf
Stranger: knock knock who's there
You: PIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUM
Rofl.
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Another one!
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Stranger: hi! :)
You: hey
Stranger: whats ur name?
You: bobjhonson
You: :d
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[editline]03:17AM[/editline]
AAAAnotherone
:D
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Stranger: I lost the game :)
You: NO U
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: male ro female
You: none
Stranger: plz be srious
You: I'm shehe
Stranger: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
You: lol
You: You lost the game
Stranger: damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
You: yay
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lol.
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cheese
You: HELLO
You: I AM A AUTOMATED MESSAGE
You: BEEP
Stranger: boop
You: BOP
You: LOP
You: DFUASHJ
Stranger: squeek
You: BEEP BOOP
Stranger: i can do the robot real well
Stranger: =]
You: I AM A HANDSOME SQUIDWORD SO LET'S DATE
Stranger: oh baby
Stranger: yess
You: *cums*
Stranger: i love me a hot squid
Stranger: *swallows*
Stranger: gulp
Stranger: =D
You: *cum squirts out of all 8 of my tenticles*
You: SLURRSH
Stranger: wow
Stranger: showering in cum!
You: WOOT
Stranger: change it to massage
Stranger: awww
You: I am from facepunch
You: beat that bitch
Stranger: im from....
Stranger: my mom?
You: URANUS
You: wtf man...
Stranger: haha
Stranger: im not a man
Stranger: thank you very much
You: DON'T JOKE MY MOM
Stranger: i said my mom
You: I am fragile at heart D:
Stranger: like glass?
Stranger: i like to shatter things
You: yes
You: D:
Stranger: i have a sludge hammer
You: D:
Stranger: bash bash bash
Stranger: !
You: D:
Stranger: crackle
You: D:
You: I HAS UNIBROW! DI
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats hot
You: I:D
You: XD
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you have lice too
Stranger: and hairy man sweat?
You: So do you have a penis like me?
Stranger: no i have boobs and a vajj
You: Wat? WOMEN AND MEN ALL HAVE PENISES YOU BITCH GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
Stranger: i have a joke
Stranger: !
You: D:I
Stranger: what type of bee makes milk
You: your mom
Stranger: boo-bee
You: LOL
Stranger: HAHAHA
You: knock knock
Stranger: whos there
You: cock
Stranger: cock who
You: I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH
Stranger: R-A-P-E get your penis outta me
You: NO
Stranger: !
You: D:I
Stranger: pwease you unibrow freak
Stranger: =[
You: NEVER D:I
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: oh no
You: So I am 8 how old r u
Stranger: im 3
You: let's have underaged sex mkay?
Stranger: mommy says not to talk about sex
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: i am not a bundle of sticks
Stranger: =[
You: BITCH
Stranger: fucker
You: EAT MY CUM
You: *CUM*
Stranger: yummm
Stranger: its good for your teeth
Stranger: has lots of zinc and clacium
You: /:I
Stranger: =D
You: I umm...
You: D:I
Stranger: you umm what
Stranger: wannt fuck me
Stranger: who doesnt
You: YES
You: *SPLOOGE*
Stranger: yay!
Stranger: thats hot
You: ur hawt
You: send me a pic
You: bitch
Stranger: i love guys who jack off
Stranger: i would but mommy says no
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: IM NOT FUCKING STICKS
Stranger: look it up fucker
Stranger: =]
You: THIS IS ME
You: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/pelle_westlund/3332193778/sizes/o/[/url]
You: I disturbed you huh?
You: I:D
Stranger: oh babe
You: you liek me coock
You: ?
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: it didnt work
You: wtf
Stranger: i have to be signed up
Stranger: im no
Stranger: not
You: AH WTF
You: just a sec
Stranger: you got me all excited
You: just a sec
Stranger: ok
You: UPLOAD DAMMIT
You: FINAL
You: [url]http://filesmelt.com/Imagehosting/pics/d938c6a386ef9e18a6dc33fc30bc7e3d.jpg[/url]
You: I disturbed huh bitch?
You: I:D
Stranger: give me a sec to look
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You: LOL
Stranger: AAHHHH
Stranger: MY EYES
Stranger: YOUR MELTING MY FUCKING EYES
You: LOL
Stranger: AAAAAHHHHH
You: I MELT EYES LIEK A BIATCH EH?
You: I:D
Stranger: your one old lookin 8 year old
You: LOL
You: I AM 99
Stranger: i knew it!
You: lol
Stranger: i lied too....
Stranger: im 69
Stranger: haha
You: LETAS HAVE OVERAGED SEX NAO
Stranger: yyyeessss
Stranger: like my age!
You: *cumplooe*
Stranger: lets do it
Stranger: *caugh*
Stranger: stand back dear, so i can see you
You: *rams his cock up te strangers ass*
Stranger: oh dear
Stranger: not to fast
Stranger: i dont want a heart attack
Stranger: again
You: *CCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*
Stranger: mooooaaan
Stranger: haha
You: *woots* I:D
Stranger: was i good babe
Stranger: or...dude more of (sorry its a habbit my friends call each other that)
You: D:[
You: like ym new brow?
Stranger: yaa much more....modern
You: D:{ now?
Stranger: i like the style your goin for grandpa
Stranger: angrey
Stranger: naw
Stranger: not for you
You: ]:D
Stranger: ya
Stranger: suits ya
You: D:[]:D
You: LOL
Stranger: unibrow sex
You: I lol'd
Stranger: i noticed
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: i laughed my ass of
You: *OLOLOLOLOOOLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLLLOLOLOOLOLOLO*
Stranger: off*
Stranger: you did somethin funky there
You: no rly?
Stranger: ?
Stranger: rly?
You: RLY!?
Stranger: ??
You: yes rly.
Stranger: whats it mean great censay
Stranger: censai
Stranger: however the fuck you spell it
You: RLY come from greek work relay meaning realy?
You: see now?
Stranger: ohh
You: student sex NAO
You: *CUM*
Stranger: oh yess again!
Stranger: cum on my tooth brush please
Stranger: i need to have good teeth
You: *cum*
You: BRUSH BITCH
Stranger: yummm
Stranger: mint flavor
You: lol
Stranger: =D
You: wtf did I drink?
Stranger: mouth wash?
You: *pisses in my mouth*
You: yep mouth wash >.<
Stranger: im physic
Stranger: did you know that
You: Then stranger was physic
Stranger: stranger IS
Stranger: physic
You: then who was phone?
You: and I the whole bread
Stranger: my dog
Stranger: no you are cheese
You: then you was cheese
Stranger: fred is the whole bread
Stranger: i WAS cheese
Stranger: i am physic
You: G2G BITCH
Stranger: AM
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye fucker
You: tits (.Y.)
Stranger: nice chat
You: yep bai[/quote]
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You: Hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how r u
You: Good, just doing some reading, you?
Stranger: good too, music n stuff...
Stranger: where u from
You: California
You: You?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: australia
You: Awesome, I've been thinking about going to Perth next summer.
Stranger: never been there myself, but cool =P
Stranger: is it very sunny in cali atm?
You: Where I am it's 12:36AM, it's dark but kind of cool outside
Stranger: i mean...not now
Stranger: its night
You: But yeah, I was sunny today
You: *it was sunny
Stranger: lol alright
You: So, what kind of music are you listening to?
Stranger: well, rite now... asteroids galaxy tour
You: Never heard of them, what style are they?
Stranger: alternative
You: I'll have to check them out then, I've been listening to some Buddy Holly.
Stranger: ok, i haven't heard of that lol
You: He was a guitarist from the 50s
You: Well, I have to go right now, maybe I'll see you on here again, I'm Alex by the way.
You: Bye
Nice person.
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Stranger: hii
You: Hi
You: Wanna hookup?
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:v:
Stranger: KIRA IS THAT YOU?
You: Maybe...
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[quote] Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: want some bananas?
Stranger: u like turtles?
You: sure
Stranger: oh
Stranger: they are fantastic
You: but
You: they
You: have
You: no
You: bananas
You: !
Stranger: yes, they have
You: wut?
You: since when?
Stranger: under their boobs
You: did you hide the bananas there?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: don`t you?
You: no..
You: i dont
Stranger: no???????''
Stranger: what the hell!!!
Stranger: My boobs
Stranger: they have explote
You: are u a turtle?
You: or a mudkip?
Stranger: Im hybrid
Stranger: between fly and tiger
You: tigerfly?
Stranger: flytiger
You: ah ok that makes sense
Stranger: jaja
Stranger: you don´t have boobs
You: ya, cause im a tigerfly
You: with a banana
Stranger: aah
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Hah, I have an OIFY version of this heres the link: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=747200[/url]
and heres a few I did
Stranger: DAMN!! You are a hottie in my book, can u send me a msg on myah.oo id: LiaSexyLips ty ..MWaH
You: Hello sir I'm an officer of the law.
You: Please tell me your exact security number or I'll send my officers to your house.
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busted pedophile!
Stranger: female with cam?
You: yes
Stranger: asl?
You: 10/f/your penis hole
Stranger: wiked
You: want to see me naked ^^
Stranger: yes
You: ok im going to take a picture wait plz
Stranger: ok
You: i look horrible :( but i hope you like it im putting it on my computer
Stranger: ok bet u wont
You: by the way im already naked >.>
Stranger: oh k
You: k its on my computer :D im going to put it on a website k
Stranger: ok
You: here ^^ [url]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3734/menaked.jpg[/url]
Stranger: sweet
You: ^^ so i no ur not kidding whats my hair color
Stranger: dunno
You: you didn't see it :(
Stranger: u said ur ugly so not looking
You: just my hair is bad thats all i can brush it out if its ok ^^
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Stranger: hi
You: names bob
You: bob biller
Stranger: asl??
You: i live in a truck
You: an orange truck
You: i fuck oranges
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Stranger: ¿ʇoƃƃɐɟ ɐ ʇsnɾ noʎ ǝɹɐ ɹo ʞɔıp ʎɯ ʞɔns ɐunƃ noʎ ǝɹɐ
You: names bob
You: and i know what you nigger said
You: but the names bob
You: bob biller
You: i fuck oranges
You: i live in a truck
Stranger: pǝpɹɐʇǝɹ ʇou ɹnoʎ ƃuıɥʇ pooƃ ɐ sʇı puɐ ɹǝƃƃıu ɐ ʇou ɯı
You: an orange truck
You: my licence plate says "fuck"
You: when someone honks at me
Stranger: ʇuop ı suolǝɯɹǝʇɐʍ ʞɔnɟ sɹǝƃƃıu
You: i get out of my truck with a .44 magnum
You: aim it at their face
You: when they freak out i open their god damn door
You: and shoot their face five times
Stranger: ¿sʇsǝɥɔ ɹıǝɥʇ uo ʇıɥs
You: then i go right into my truck again and go off
You: i obviously get pulled over so i get the fuck out of my truck
You: and open fire at the cop
Stranger: ¿ɟɟo ʞɹǝɾ uɐǝɯ noʎ
You: i take his ammo for his nigglet gun
You: i then go back into my truck and drive off
You: so here i am right now
You: with a .44 magnum tracking you
You: when i find your god damn house
You: im going there with my orange truck
You: and oranges i fuck
Stranger: looɥɔs uı ɯı noʎ ɹoɟ ɹǝısɐǝ ʇı ǝʞɐɯ llı ʞ
You: and my .44
You: i will go into your house
You: and shoot your brains everywhere
You: oh hey i know where you are
You: thank you
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Stranger: do you luv sexy men
You: FOR ALLAH
You have disconnected.
You: im reporting you to the police
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Stranger: hi cyber?
You: Sir, I'm an officer looking for pedophiles may I know where you live.
Stranger: but im no pedophile mate, i simply asked if u wanted to cyber
You: That is pedophile talk!
Stranger: u can cancel whenever, it is not forced and so its not pedophilia
You: Sir, give me your location before I start hacking into your system to find where you live.
You: Because my officers are waiting to bust a pedophile.
Stranger: u dont even have international juristiction
Stranger: u dont even know what country im in
You: Sir, tell me your location or you'll regret it.
Stranger: taiwan
You: I meant full location sir.
Stranger: ----------- (blocking this out lol)
You: Thank you sir my officers are on their way.
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Stranger: hi asl plz!!
You: [url]www.mylazysundays.com[/url] has child porn
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Stranger: hey
You: [url]www.com[/url] epic
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and more in the OIFY thread
[code]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there
Stranger: doris
You: omg
You: rly
Stranger: you spoiled it!!!
Stranger: never heard of knock knock jokes?
You: no, never
You: :B
Stranger: you should've said doris who?
Stranger: and i would reply: Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!
You: lol
You: hahah
Stranger: here you are
Stranger: http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/
Stranger: there are plenty of them
You: awsum
You: ok lets start over
Stranger: knock knock
You: whos there
Stranger: Adore.
You: adore who
Stranger: Adore stands between us, open up!
You: lol
You: tahts kinda retard
You: lol
Stranger: it's not funny, actually
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it's american sense of humour
You: oh, thats why i dont get it, im italian
You: damn italians, they are dumb
Stranger: i'd say that americans are dumb
You: ok lets admit both are
Stranger: but i'm not american
You: are u martian?
Stranger: just laughed of american jokes
Stranger: i'm polish
You: cool
You: this site is kinda funny
You: you can find dumb americans/italians here lol[/code]
[editline]04:27PM[/editline]
virgin buster:
[code]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi are you in legal age to have sex?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: why?
You: how old are u
Stranger: 21
You: are u a girl?
Stranger: no
You: damn
Stranger: same
Stranger: here
You: lol
Stranger: haha
You: r u serchin for gurlz
Stranger: by the way
You: ?
Stranger: yeah
You: kwl
Stranger: had your luck here?
You: nah
You: only homos
Stranger: see
You: dis place is full of em lololol
Stranger: i also get the same thing
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: freakzz
You: ye gotta search over and over
You: i got 1 girl
You: but she was from canada
You: what shame
Stranger: have her pic?
You: nop
You: just disconnected
Stranger: ssame here dude
You: lol
Stranger: i got a girl from netherlands
You: wow
You: thats where i am from
Stranger: cool
You: ye
Stranger: head the chicks there are damn hot
You: a lot
You: here we have nude chicks on the streets
You: its awesome
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: thats cool
You: a loooooooot
You: lol
Stranger: lol
You: they have speed indications in their hands
You: but no one is caring at those
You: lol
Stranger: just grab one and enjoy..
You: oh yea
You: oh
You: and
You: here
You: sex on the streets is allowed too
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: have you done that before?
You: naaaaah
You: prefer doing it in ma bed
Stranger: good
You: you
Stranger: bouncy
Stranger: naah
Stranger: never had a luck..
You: on the streets or in general?
Stranger: in general..
Stranger: had one chance but i blew it..
You: why
Stranger: umm
You: what ap
Stranger: lets say i was that horny that time
Stranger: nowadays
Stranger: i'm different
You: why
Stranger: well
Stranger: cause..
Stranger: i dont even know why
Stranger: maybe i know newer stuffs
You: was she wanting to, or you?
Stranger: and its easy to get a girl topless
Stranger: of course both..
Stranger: but she wants it more
Stranger: you know girls
You: yeh
Stranger: they want a guy with a built body
You: they always want more
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and with guys tough
Stranger: they think they have more energy and power to satisfy them..
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: anywayz
Stranger: lets separate ways now
You: ye
You: bye
Stranger: dint waste time
Stranger: bye
Stranger: nice knowning ya\
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Well this is fun.
[quote]You: bonjour
You: tu parle francias?
Stranger: are u french??
You: oui!
Stranger: oui oui je parle francais
You: fuck
You: D:
Stranger: oupsss
You: lol
You: have a nice day[/quote]
[quote]
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i know
You: you know?
Stranger: yes you know too?
You: i might know
You: waht do you know that i might know that you dont know before i knew
Stranger: waht do you know that i might know that you dont know before i knew....
Stranger: actually ...u r so genius
You: i r teh geenius
Stranger: that sentence perfect~!!
You: moar perfect then words like perfect can discribe
Stranger: u can go where somewhere
You: i could go where somewhere
You: or i could go somewhere
You: D:
Stranger: lol
You: so then..
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Im gonna mad and u maybe but it is true`
Stranger: good lucjk
You: thank you
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: from?
You: amercia the land of freedom
You: you?
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[/quote]
[quote]
You: HIHIHIHIH
Stranger: hi, i'm a remote controler.
You: your a remote controler?
Stranger: ya.
Stranger: what are you?
You: will you remote control my controler ..... if you know what i mean
Stranger: i will
Stranger: if you turn me on.
You: ok
You: "plugs you in"
You: "flips the swtich"
You: you on?
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[/quote]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: ....
Stranger: ..........
You: got 1 finger?
Stranger: yea it's the middle one...saving it for you
You: ...... im not a female.....
You: PWND!
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You: Hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: How are you?
You: I am #23
You: i dont have a gender
Stranger: r u still there?
You: Affirmative.
Stranger: dont hav gender?
You: Negative.
Stranger: look in between ur legs?
Stranger: wat u c?
You: I do not have any sex organs.
You: I see circuits and wires
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: u r funny
Stranger: can i c ur circuits and wire?
You: Negative
Stranger: hav any picS?
You: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Zheel/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg
Stranger: let me c some pic of u
Stranger: then i will telll u ur gender
You: Activating troll circuit
You: C:\\Sys32\epictroll command run
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[code]
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hi.
Stranger: look for something?
You: ya
You: i wana make swet love 2 u
Stranger: wow
You: interestd???
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: i lve that
You: me 2
Stranger: maybe 3p isbetter
Stranger: do u think so?
You: 3p??
Stranger: three ppl
You: o
You: ya
Stranger: do u like it?
You: ya sound gud.
Stranger: uh..
You: wher we get 3 ppl??
Stranger: uh..my wife
Stranger: join us
You: o ok
Stranger: uh..
Stranger: are you old enough?
You: wat is old enough??
Stranger: i don't want to get arrested
You: o i duno anything about that
You: im 15 tho..
Stranger: uh....
You: ?
Stranger: maybe it's proper now
You: what proper??
Stranger: for me
You: are we chattin??
Stranger: maybe
You: ok let make swet love now
Stranger: you first
You: ok
You: WARNING: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties associated with infringement of (Article 184*) of the Corruption of Minors Statute.
Criminal infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to twelve years in prison and/or a $500,000 fine.
Stranger: uh...
Stranger: i am a loser
Stranger: i am afraid that
Stranger: so good bye
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lolol
[code]You: Hey
You: ASL
Stranger: m
Stranger: 24
Stranger: u?
You: Cool Lets rp
You: I'll be your brother and your my sister. As I came in your room you were naked so I covered my eyes but I was peeking through my fingers looking at your sexy body.
Stranger: lol
You: Your turn
Stranger: when u were on the toilet i was looking thru a crack in the door. . . .
You: I say: So do you think im hot?
Stranger: very
You: Do you want to go to my room
Stranger: im already there
You: >:O
You: IT"S A TRAP
Stranger: lol
You: I jump in to Your room and pull out a m16 and blow the fuck out of you
Stranger: great
Stranger: well done
Stranger: u freak
You: After that I jump out the window and break my legs, arms, and tailbone. I die after that.[/code]
You: Sentence stories, you continue it.
You: Once upon a day,
Stranger: O HAI!
Stranger: :D
You: OSHIT
You: IS IT...?
Stranger: Miley Cyrus died.
Stranger: >.>
You: AWESOME
You: Waaait
You: Rape?
Stranger: I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING A STORY
Stranger: O.O
You: OH SHIT lol.
Stranger: RAPE?
You: YOU HAD MY HOPES UP XD.
You: Okay, once upon a day, miley cirus died.
Stranger: HAHA xD
You: THis made the peasants mad, because
Stranger: they always jacked off to her scandal pics.
You: But now they only had magazines full of
Stranger: How Jon and Kate Plus 8 break up and gay porn
Stranger: THIS IS BORING
Stranger: BYE
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello, sir
Stranger: how are we doing today?
You: just peachy. and you?
Stranger: doin alright
Stranger: just bored
Stranger: tell me something interesting
You: hmmm...
You: did you know that the sound of a normal toilet fluching, is often in the sound of an E flat?
Stranger: i did not know that
Stranger: thats interesting
You: indeed
Stranger: where you from my friend
You: the good 'ol U S of A.
Stranger: where abouts?
You: wont say specificly, but i live in the pacific reigon
Stranger: lol
Stranger: must be Cali
Stranger: I'm from Mass
You: really now?
You: how interesting
Stranger: trust me, its not
You: are there cows?
Stranger: not many i reckon
Stranger: we got
Stranger: bears
You: thats interesting
Stranger: STFU U PEDO
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You: Facepunch?
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