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Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: say hi!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: hiiiiiiiiii!! You: hi Stranger: haha You: ur not one of those people who would disown someone for being of another race, are you? Stranger: of course not You: LIAR, IVE CAUGHT U RED HANDED! Stranger: ...oook...i will disconnet because you a goblin...ok ok...i prefer gigants You: HATE CRIME IM REPORTING U~ Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 1 Stranger: hi You: 1 Stranger: 2 You: 3 Stranger: 3 You: 5 You: fuck Stranger: .. Stranger: >_< Stranger: GAH You: The Game Stranger: sorry Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[QUOTE]Stranger: hheelloo You: howdy Stranger: are you a cowboy You: nope Stranger: ah Your conversational partner has disconnected. Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey Stranger: how r u? You: splended, how are you? Stranger: just fine Stranger: and horny You: fascinating Stranger: i know You: don't all those horns hurt? Stranger: nope Stranger: feels good You: good to know You: tell me, do you need a dispenser here? Stranger: nope You: that's a shame You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey /b/ro You: i like turtles Stranger: me too let's cybersex You: kay Stranger: &#9650; Stranger: &#9650;&#9650; Stranger: :B You: :O Stranger: i like u suck my dick Stranger: ots rock har Stranger: im very hot You: i'm hungry Stranger: i cum in our mouth You: i think i'll go eat some cake Stranger: aaaaaaaahhhhhh You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: &#50504;&#45397; You: khar gjou? You: sez bjoion. Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heyyy ^^ asl? You: need a dispenser here Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hi Tim! You: hi jeff Stranger: How ar ya! You: spectacular, you? Stranger: Im fantastic! Still with Violet? You: sure am Stranger: thats a shame! thought id come onto you aswell! You: sorry to disappoint You: still single i assume? Stranger: Yeah still kicking back at 80 on my own, Just wanna have a few kids you know? You: oh yeah Stranger: Still got your 8 children i guess? You: nine, actually Stranger: Wow. Surprised the social hasnt come and busted you yet. Stranger: I know you keep rats in the kids cots. i didnt tell them i swear You: actually i'm doing better now, got a new job You: say You: you don't know about the construction and erection of dispensers in a battlefield situation do you? Stranger: I sure dont! You: darn Stranger: Sorry i wish i could help you. How come? are you in a battlefield? You: sort of You: its more of a heavy competition between us and another company Stranger: oh right i see. You: They needed somebody in engineering You: but You: i'm really no good at that sort of stuff Stranger: Youve never been good at anything hey timothy. Maybe you should blackmail them? You: perhaps i could do that Stranger: it may work timothy. Anyway i must go and feed my goats. Hope to catch up with you soon! You: ok You: say hi to george for me Stranger: i sure will! You: cya around You have disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: bye You: hi You: byehi Stranger: hibye You: do you like pancakes? Stranger: no You: i hate you Stranger: i prefer waffles You: waffles are awful Stranger: i disagree You: i do too You: but with you You: i agree with me Stranger: and i agree with you Stranger: and disagree with me You: excellent Stranger: you talked me out of my wicked ways with your flawless logic You: i know, i'm a genius Stranger: that much is apparent Stranger: so whats a genius like you doing in a place like this You: talking to a buncha people named Stranger You: isn't that interesting? Stranger: wow You: i've never known so many Strangers Stranger: i am doing exactly the same thing Stranger: i've never known any strangers Stranger: as soon as you know someone they are no longer a stranger You: unless they're stranger than You Stranger: haw haw Stranger: so whence come you anyway? You: i come from the planet mars Stranger: and i come from my penis You: how convenient Stranger: i agree Stranger: the planet mars is most inconvenient You: Yeah, its sort of dusty, hot and windy Stranger: i thought that there was no life on mars You: not as you know it Stranger: w-w-what are you? You: a dispenser Stranger: oh okay Stranger: what do you dispense? You: metal, health, ammunition Stranger: can you dispense me with anything? Stranger: dispense anything to me You: do you like cake? Stranger: there is no cake You: THAT'S RIGHT Stranger: this was a triumph Stranger: im making a note here Stranger: HUGE SUCCESS Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/QUOTE] need a dispenser here
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hey Stranger: hi You: anon? Stranger: fuck you your mother fucker I hate you your pervert go and fuck your mom because I heard she was a whore Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[code]You: hi! Stranger: Stranger: are u gay? You: yes You: And I like to besmear oneself a not fresh shit and to masturbate. Every day I walk by land with a black sack for garbage and collect in him all of shit which see. On two sackfuls leaves all days long. But, when after a bad day I come home, go to bath, include hot water...mmm and knock down the treasure in it. And masturbate, by submitting that a single organism ate up me shit. It seems to me in general, that kakashki, able to think, they have the families, cities,senses, not wash off them in a toilet, better shelter for itself, talk with them, caress them.... And yesterday in by bath, to me presnilsya wonderful sleep, as though I dived in a sea, and it preratilos' in a shit, fishes, water-plants, jelly-fishes, all from a shit, even sky, even Allah Your conversational partner has disconnected. You: you from Facepunch or 4chan or something? Stranger: i lol'd You: yeah, it is hilarious Stranger: you from? You: I'm BOXXY's husband Stranger: sooo faaat Stranger: and petrosjan You: yeah, she likes fat guys You: and fat cocks too You: I ripped her vagina the last 9001 times we fucked Stranger: you like petrosjan ? Stranger: petrosyan* ? You: I'm only in love with BOXXY Stranger: 1 &#1099;&#1091;&#1089; Stranger: 1 sec You: you insolent pillow fucker You have disconnected.[/code] I enjoy calling others pillow fuckers.
[CODE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Wut u talkin bout boy Stranger: I'm talkin bout yo momma, boy. Stranger: Jokes, jokes. You: fuck you Stranger: No thanks. You: yes thanks You: You burn like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns. Stranger: I only like the girlies. You: But i am a girlie Stranger: Uh huh. You: You still burn for me like the white hot intensity of a thousand suns though. Stranger: Sure, why not? You: Why don't you love me Frank? Stranger: Because you don't put out, Marcia. You: Am i not groovy enough for you? Stranger: That too. You: Hey, I can be hip and cool like all of these children these days You: With their MC Hammer and disco music Stranger: Cool, cool. Stranger: That's still not putting out, mind you. But it's a start. You: I will shave your name into my back hair. Stranger: ...wait... back hair? Omgno. You: I went to the hair club for women You: They spilt hair solution on my back. Stranger: Cool. You: You werent to happy about that a few seconds ago Frank. You: You changed your mine! You: YOUR MINE AGAIN You: Did i tell you i am pregnant? Stranger: No. Stranger: No you did not. You: Sextuplets!! Stranger: I'm not the father! You: Oh but frank, you are! Stranger: Proof! You: Analysis shows Frank! You are the father! Stranger: I do not recall doing the specified task! You: Well, I put something in your drink.. You: To make you feel more comfortable.. You: But you passed out and... You: I have needs Frank.. Stranger: Wow. Stranger: Isn't that a bit... oh, I don't know, illegal? You: No, it was an accident. You: Accidents happen, Frank. Stranger: How could it have been an accident? You: Sometimes, you might just have sextuplets.. You: It is your sperm.. You: I have needs.. my finger was all dried up.. Stranger: That is, quite technically, rape. You: No. Frank. Stranger: Yes. Marcia. You: It's not my fault "it" is not getting any oxygen. You: No one has been down there for 3 years.. Stranger: I didn't require that knowledge. You: Oh but you did, Frank. Stranger: I did not. You: Yes you did, Frank. Stranger: I do not recall requesting it. You: Thus was knowledge not needeth of requestion. Stranger: Okay, well, just... don't do it again, and I suppose I can forget it happened You: Yes, Frank. Stranger: Okay. Now I can purge my mind of said knowledge. You: Yes, Frank. Stranger: Moving on. You: Moving on.. You: Happy birthday, Frank! Stranger: Thank you, thank you. You: No, thank you! Stranger: You're welcome? You: Yes, Frank. Stranger: Okay... You: Swell. Stranger: MOVING on. You: Moving on to what? You: Why don't you love me anymore? Stranger: Because you don't put out enough. You: Oh I get it... Breasts... You: You want to see my bussums Stranger: Indeed. You: Oh well.. heres a bit of cleavage You: http://www.datzhott.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/jenna-jameson.jpg You: That was 30 years ago frank. Stranger: Cool. You: Would you like to see me now? Stranger: Sure. You: http://3nhanced.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/granny1.jpg Stranger: And with that, my dear, I must go. You: No FRANK! You: DONT LEAVE ME Stranger: I am sorry. Stranger: But I must. You: No, you don't, Frank. Stranger: I hear Pamela Anderson is available. I MUST go. You: NO YOU ARENT! Stranger: I am. You: No, Frank. You: You see, i have placed many unstable molecules in your house. You: Once moved and/or changed, they will expand as large as a school bus. You: Their mollecular structure is HIGHLY unstable Stranger: Well, it's been a good life. You: No, Frank, it hasn't. You: Not since my sex change anyways. Stranger: ...what? You: I am now a man, Frank. You: I realized, it was what i was meant to be. Stranger: ... Stranger: I am now. Stranger: NOW. Stranger: Leaving. Stranger: Sir. You: No. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/CODE]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: heya now You: What? Are you a pedophile? You: gross! Stranger: ..What? You: why would you even do that to the children?! You: omg Stranger: What the hell? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:20AM[/editline] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: asl You: ? Stranger: im am a horny boy 16 from sweden you`?? You: 63 year old black mamba from africa Stranger: do you hawe msn?? You: Yes Stranger: give me I LOLD SO BADLY xD [editline]01:26AM[/editline] You: Hi Stranger: hi You: Do you happen to be a gay negro? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [editline]01:36AM[/editline] Stranger: ...asian You: your a gay asian :D Stranger: yeaaaaaa You: awesome! did you know that asian males are the humans with the smallest peenors in the world? :D Stranger: aww, well im sorry You: you dont have to be sorry for that :P Stranger: lol You: i actually never met a gay asian before its kinda cool You: Do you have a beard? Stranger: yeaaaa
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi You: billy mays called Stranger: hii You: he wants his toaster back You: >:C Stranger: oh really You: ya rly Stranger: oh really You: ya rly You: rihanna also is going to eat you. You have disconnected.
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: THE GAME You: holy fuck You: are you from facepunch You: lol... You: me too Stranger: hahaha You: dude are yuou Stranger: yessssss Stranger: lol You: whats your username Stranger: elmonkie69 You: lol You: bostonriot here You: you lookin at the thread too? xD Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: no You: howd i know you were a fper Your conversational partner has disconnected. or save this log or send us feedback. [editline]10:32PM[/editline] You: asl? me is 58/ m /pedoland Stranger: Sup. You: u? Stranger: 20 m /b You: /b/? Stranger: It's right next to pedoland Stranger: actually its a province of pedoland You: no way You: is it like You: have kids n stuff You: wanna see a sexi pic of m3 Stranger: Sure pedoman You: [url]http://media.photobucket.com/image/pedo[/url] bear in letters/kirui/AC_2009/ACEN09-CosPedoBearLinda.jpg You: im on the left ;) Stranger: Lovely You: hows 4chanland You: [url]http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pedobear_seal_of_approval.jpg[/url] Stranger: Not as fertile a trolling ground as this. You: are u gonna be postin this You: on that 4chan of yours Stranger: I like it. Stranger: But no. You: dew it i dare you Stranger: Do. Stranger: it's do.
[CODE]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: poop! You: SPAH SAPPIN MAH SENTREH Stranger: 4chanfag You: what? Stranger: wha? You: I can't even figure out You: how 4chan works :C Stranger: what is this i dont even You: ORLY? Stranger: YA RLY You: DAT SO. Stranger: IT SEEMS LOGICAL Stranger: poop! You: TO RAEP WITH BUTTSECKS IS A CRIME IN SOUTH SCANDANAVIA You: DID U NO THAT? You: NOW U NO >:C Stranger: no, thanks for the useful info buddy You: :D You: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D You: cool story, bro. Stranger: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D Stranger: cool story, sis You: sisisisisisisisisis >:C You: how many barrel rolls could a barrel roll if a barrel roll could do barrel rolls? Stranger: over 9000! You: Not if they lazar they wont You: they'll do over 90007 You: NOW I MUST DO THE MUDKIP DANCE Stranger: thats a lot Stranger: FUCK YEAH SEAKING You: (>'_'>) Stranger: haha Stranger: im gonna annoy someone else You: O NOOOOOOOOOOOO[/CODE]
[code]Stranger: hey You: facepunch Stranger: GMOD! You: is gay Stranger: nah man Stranger: its fun You: only fgts play gmod Stranger: im sure You: ill see you on the omegle thread probably Stranger: nah man, i dont pay attention to those threads You: well then ill post it Stranger: i actually come here to have a conversation, not troll You: who said i was trolling Stranger: well, most of the posts on omegle are just trolls Stranger: posts about omegle i mean You: i try to have a serious conversation Stranger: that is why i dont pay attention to those threads You: but the other participant is uncooperative Stranger: well, i was probably one of the very few people that wants to converse normally here Stranger: and you blew your chance with "only fgts play gmod" You: but gmod is gay You: srsly Stranger: so bye bye, have fun fapping while i hump your mums ass Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] What a raging douche. And if you are reading this, stranger, I was going to say, "Gmod is 3 years ago."
Stranger: knock knock who's there You: everyone Stranger: nope, it's me. wondering why you're not naked. You: wtf Stranger: knock knock who's there You: PIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUMPIPED BUM Rofl. [editline]03:07AM[/editline] Another one! Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! :) You: hey Stranger: whats ur name? You: bobjhonson You: :d Your conversational partner has disconnected [editline]03:17AM[/editline] AAAAnotherone :D Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: I lost the game :) You: NO U You have disconnected.
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: hi Stranger: male ro female You: none Stranger: plz be srious You: I'm shehe Stranger: wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww You: lol You: You lost the game Stranger: damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn You: yay You have disconnected.[/code]
lol. [quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: cheese You: HELLO You: I AM A AUTOMATED MESSAGE You: BEEP Stranger: boop You: BOP You: LOP You: DFUASHJ Stranger: squeek You: BEEP BOOP Stranger: i can do the robot real well Stranger: =] You: I AM A HANDSOME SQUIDWORD SO LET'S DATE Stranger: oh baby Stranger: yess You: *cums* Stranger: i love me a hot squid Stranger: *swallows* Stranger: gulp Stranger: =D You: *cum squirts out of all 8 of my tenticles* You: SLURRSH Stranger: wow Stranger: showering in cum! You: WOOT Stranger: change it to massage Stranger: awww You: I am from facepunch You: beat that bitch Stranger: im from.... Stranger: my mom? You: URANUS You: wtf man... Stranger: haha Stranger: im not a man Stranger: thank you very much You: DON'T JOKE MY MOM Stranger: i said my mom You: I am fragile at heart D: Stranger: like glass? Stranger: i like to shatter things You: yes You: D: Stranger: i have a sludge hammer You: D: Stranger: bash bash bash Stranger: ! You: D: Stranger: crackle You: D: You: I HAS UNIBROW! DI Stranger: haha Stranger: thats hot You: I:D You: XD Stranger: haha Stranger: do you have lice too Stranger: and hairy man sweat? You: So do you have a penis like me? Stranger: no i have boobs and a vajj You: Wat? WOMEN AND MEN ALL HAVE PENISES YOU BITCH GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN Stranger: i have a joke Stranger: ! You: D:I Stranger: what type of bee makes milk You: your mom Stranger: boo-bee You: LOL Stranger: HAHAHA You: knock knock Stranger: whos there You: cock Stranger: cock who You: I'LL RAPE YOU BITCH Stranger: R-A-P-E get your penis outta me You: NO Stranger: ! You: D:I Stranger: pwease you unibrow freak Stranger: =[ You: NEVER D:I Stranger: ahhhh Stranger: oh no You: So I am 8 how old r u Stranger: im 3 You: let's have underaged sex mkay? Stranger: mommy says not to talk about sex You: DO IT FAGGOT Stranger: i am not a bundle of sticks Stranger: =[ You: BITCH Stranger: fucker You: EAT MY CUM You: *CUM* Stranger: yummm Stranger: its good for your teeth Stranger: has lots of zinc and clacium You: /:I Stranger: =D You: I umm... You: D:I Stranger: you umm what Stranger: wannt fuck me Stranger: who doesnt You: YES You: *SPLOOGE* Stranger: yay! Stranger: thats hot You: ur hawt You: send me a pic You: bitch Stranger: i love guys who jack off Stranger: i would but mommy says no You: DO IT FAGGOT Stranger: IM NOT FUCKING STICKS Stranger: look it up fucker Stranger: =] You: THIS IS ME You: [url]http://www.flickr.com/photos/pelle_westlund/3332193778/sizes/o/[/url] You: I disturbed you huh? You: I:D Stranger: oh babe You: you liek me coock You: ? 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You: I:D Stranger: your one old lookin 8 year old You: LOL You: I AM 99 Stranger: i knew it! You: lol Stranger: i lied too.... Stranger: im 69 Stranger: haha You: LETAS HAVE OVERAGED SEX NAO Stranger: yyyeessss Stranger: like my age! You: *cumplooe* Stranger: lets do it Stranger: *caugh* Stranger: stand back dear, so i can see you You: *rams his cock up te strangers ass* Stranger: oh dear Stranger: not to fast Stranger: i dont want a heart attack Stranger: again You: *CCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM* Stranger: mooooaaan Stranger: haha You: *woots* I:D Stranger: was i good babe Stranger: or...dude more of (sorry its a habbit my friends call each other that) You: D:[ You: like ym new brow? Stranger: yaa much more....modern You: D:{ now? Stranger: i like the style your goin for grandpa Stranger: angrey Stranger: naw Stranger: not for you You: ]:D Stranger: ya Stranger: suits ya You: D:[]:D You: LOL Stranger: unibrow sex You: I lol'd Stranger: i noticed Stranger: lmao Stranger: i laughed my ass of You: *OLOLOLOLOOOLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOOLOLLLLLOLOLOOLOLOLO* Stranger: off* Stranger: you did somethin funky there You: no rly? Stranger: ? Stranger: rly? You: RLY!? Stranger: ?? You: yes rly. Stranger: whats it mean great censay Stranger: censai Stranger: however the fuck you spell it You: RLY come from greek work relay meaning realy? You: see now? Stranger: ohh You: student sex NAO You: *CUM* Stranger: oh yess again! Stranger: cum on my tooth brush please Stranger: i need to have good teeth You: *cum* You: BRUSH BITCH Stranger: yummm Stranger: mint flavor You: lol Stranger: =D You: wtf did I drink? Stranger: mouth wash? You: *pisses in my mouth* You: yep mouth wash >.< Stranger: im physic Stranger: did you know that You: Then stranger was physic Stranger: stranger IS Stranger: physic You: then who was phone? You: and I the whole bread Stranger: my dog Stranger: no you are cheese You: then you was cheese Stranger: fred is the whole bread Stranger: i WAS cheese Stranger: i am physic You: G2G BITCH Stranger: AM Stranger: ok Stranger: bye fucker You: tits (.Y.) Stranger: nice chat You: yep bai[/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hey Stranger: how r u You: Good, just doing some reading, you? Stranger: good too, music n stuff... Stranger: where u from You: California You: You? Stranger: nice Stranger: australia You: Awesome, I've been thinking about going to Perth next summer. Stranger: never been there myself, but cool =P Stranger: is it very sunny in cali atm? You: Where I am it's 12:36AM, it's dark but kind of cool outside Stranger: i mean...not now Stranger: its night You: But yeah, I was sunny today You: *it was sunny Stranger: lol alright You: So, what kind of music are you listening to? Stranger: well, rite now... asteroids galaxy tour You: Never heard of them, what style are they? Stranger: alternative You: I'll have to check them out then, I've been listening to some Buddy Holly. Stranger: ok, i haven't heard of that lol You: He was a guitarist from the 50s You: Well, I have to go right now, maybe I'll see you on here again, I'm Alex by the way. You: Bye Nice person.
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hii You: Hi You: Wanna hookup? Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] :v:
Stranger: KIRA IS THAT YOU? You: Maybe...
. [quote] Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: want some bananas? Stranger: u like turtles? You: sure Stranger: oh Stranger: they are fantastic You: but You: they You: have You: no You: bananas You: ! Stranger: yes, they have You: wut? You: since when? Stranger: under their boobs You: did you hide the bananas there? Stranger: yes Stranger: don`t you? You: no.. You: i dont Stranger: no???????'' Stranger: what the hell!!! Stranger: My boobs Stranger: they have explote You: are u a turtle? You: or a mudkip? Stranger: Im hybrid Stranger: between fly and tiger You: tigerfly? Stranger: flytiger You: ah ok that makes sense Stranger: jaja Stranger: you don´t have boobs You: ya, cause im a tigerfly You: with a banana Stranger: aah Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
Hah, I have an OIFY version of this heres the link: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=747200[/url] and heres a few I did Stranger: DAMN!! You are a hottie in my book, can u send me a msg on myah.oo id: LiaSexyLips ty ..MWaH You: Hello sir I'm an officer of the law. You: Please tell me your exact security number or I'll send my officers to your house. Your conversational partner has disconnected busted pedophile! Stranger: female with cam? You: yes Stranger: asl? You: 10/f/your penis hole Stranger: wiked You: want to see me naked ^^ Stranger: yes You: ok im going to take a picture wait plz Stranger: ok You: i look horrible :( but i hope you like it im putting it on my computer Stranger: ok bet u wont You: by the way im already naked >.> Stranger: oh k You: k its on my computer :D im going to put it on a website k Stranger: ok You: here ^^ [url]http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/3734/menaked.jpg[/url] Stranger: sweet You: ^^ so i no ur not kidding whats my hair color Stranger: dunno You: you didn't see it :( Stranger: u said ur ugly so not looking You: just my hair is bad thats all i can brush it out if its ok ^^ Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi You: names bob You: bob biller Stranger: asl?? You: i live in a truck You: an orange truck You: i fuck oranges Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: ¿&#647;o&#387;&#387;&#592;&#607; &#592; &#647;sn&#638; no&#654; &#477;&#633;&#592; &#633;o &#670;&#596;&#305;p &#654;&#623; &#670;&#596;ns &#592;un&#387; no&#654; &#477;&#633;&#592; You: names bob You: and i know what you nigger said You: but the names bob You: bob biller You: i fuck oranges You: i live in a truck Stranger: p&#477;p&#633;&#592;&#647;&#477;&#633; &#647;ou &#633;no&#654; &#387;u&#305;&#613;&#647; poo&#387; &#592; s&#647;&#305; pu&#592; &#633;&#477;&#387;&#387;&#305;u &#592; &#647;ou &#623;&#305; You: an orange truck You: my licence plate says "fuck" You: when someone honks at me Stranger: &#647;uop &#305; suol&#477;&#623;&#633;&#477;&#647;&#592;&#653; &#670;&#596;n&#607; s&#633;&#477;&#387;&#387;&#305;u You: i get out of my truck with a .44 magnum You: aim it at their face You: when they freak out i open their god damn door You: and shoot their face five times Stranger: ¿s&#647;s&#477;&#613;&#596; &#633;&#305;&#477;&#613;&#647; uo &#647;&#305;&#613;s You: then i go right into my truck again and go off You: i obviously get pulled over so i get the fuck out of my truck You: and open fire at the cop Stranger: ¿&#607;&#607;o &#670;&#633;&#477;&#638; u&#592;&#477;&#623; no&#654; You: i take his ammo for his nigglet gun You: i then go back into my truck and drive off You: so here i am right now You: with a .44 magnum tracking you You: when i find your god damn house You: im going there with my orange truck You: and oranges i fuck Stranger: loo&#613;&#596;s u&#305; &#623;&#305; no&#654; &#633;o&#607; &#633;&#477;&#305;s&#592;&#477; &#647;&#305; &#477;&#670;&#592;&#623; ll&#305; &#670; You: and my .44 You: i will go into your house You: and shoot your brains everywhere You: oh hey i know where you are You: thank you You have disconnected. [editline]01:14PM[/editline] Stranger: do you luv sexy men You: FOR ALLAH You have disconnected. You: im reporting you to the police Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi cyber? You: Sir, I'm an officer looking for pedophiles may I know where you live. Stranger: but im no pedophile mate, i simply asked if u wanted to cyber You: That is pedophile talk! Stranger: u can cancel whenever, it is not forced and so its not pedophilia You: Sir, give me your location before I start hacking into your system to find where you live. You: Because my officers are waiting to bust a pedophile. Stranger: u dont even have international juristiction Stranger: u dont even know what country im in You: Sir, tell me your location or you'll regret it. Stranger: taiwan You: I meant full location sir. Stranger: ----------- (blocking this out lol) You: Thank you sir my officers are on their way. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hi asl plz!! You: [url]www.mylazysundays.com[/url] has child porn Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: hey You: [url]www.com[/url] epic Your conversational partner has disconnected. and more in the OIFY thread
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: knock knock You: whos there Stranger: doris You: omg You: rly Stranger: you spoiled it!!! Stranger: never heard of knock knock jokes? You: no, never You: :B Stranger: you should've said doris who? Stranger: and i would reply: Doris locked, that's why I had to knock! You: lol You: hahah Stranger: here you are Stranger: http://www.knock-knock-joke.com/ Stranger: there are plenty of them You: awsum You: ok lets start over Stranger: knock knock You: whos there Stranger: Adore. You: adore who Stranger: Adore stands between us, open up! You: lol You: tahts kinda retard You: lol Stranger: it's not funny, actually Stranger: yeah Stranger: it's american sense of humour You: oh, thats why i dont get it, im italian You: damn italians, they are dumb Stranger: i'd say that americans are dumb You: ok lets admit both are Stranger: but i'm not american You: are u martian? Stranger: just laughed of american jokes Stranger: i'm polish You: cool You: this site is kinda funny You: you can find dumb americans/italians here lol[/code] [editline]04:27PM[/editline] virgin buster: [code] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi are you in legal age to have sex? Stranger: yeah Stranger: why? You: how old are u Stranger: 21 You: are u a girl? Stranger: no You: damn Stranger: same Stranger: here You: lol Stranger: haha You: r u serchin for gurlz Stranger: by the way You: ? Stranger: yeah You: kwl Stranger: had your luck here? You: nah You: only homos Stranger: see You: dis place is full of em lololol Stranger: i also get the same thing Stranger: yeah Stranger: freakzz You: ye gotta search over and over You: i got 1 girl You: but she was from canada You: what shame Stranger: have her pic? You: nop You: just disconnected Stranger: ssame here dude You: lol Stranger: i got a girl from netherlands You: wow You: thats where i am from Stranger: cool You: ye Stranger: head the chicks there are damn hot You: a lot You: here we have nude chicks on the streets You: its awesome Stranger: hahaha Stranger: thats cool You: a loooooooot You: lol Stranger: lol You: they have speed indications in their hands You: but no one is caring at those You: lol Stranger: just grab one and enjoy.. You: oh yea You: oh You: and You: here You: sex on the streets is allowed too Stranger: hahahaha Stranger: have you done that before? You: naaaaah You: prefer doing it in ma bed Stranger: good You: you Stranger: bouncy Stranger: naah Stranger: never had a luck.. You: on the streets or in general? Stranger: in general.. Stranger: had one chance but i blew it.. You: why Stranger: umm You: what ap Stranger: lets say i was that horny that time Stranger: nowadays Stranger: i'm different You: why Stranger: well Stranger: cause.. Stranger: i dont even know why Stranger: maybe i know newer stuffs You: was she wanting to, or you? Stranger: and its easy to get a girl topless Stranger: of course both.. Stranger: but she wants it more Stranger: you know girls You: yeh Stranger: they want a guy with a built body You: they always want more Stranger: yeah Stranger: and with guys tough Stranger: they think they have more energy and power to satisfy them.. Stranger: hahaha You: lol Stranger: anywayz Stranger: lets separate ways now You: ye You: bye Stranger: dint waste time Stranger: bye Stranger: nice knowning ya\ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Well this is fun. [quote]You: bonjour You: tu parle francias? Stranger: are u french?? You: oui! Stranger: oui oui je parle francais You: fuck You: D: Stranger: oupsss You: lol You: have a nice day[/quote] [quote] You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: i know You: you know? Stranger: yes you know too? You: i might know You: waht do you know that i might know that you dont know before i knew Stranger: waht do you know that i might know that you dont know before i knew.... Stranger: actually ...u r so genius You: i r teh geenius Stranger: that sentence perfect~!! You: moar perfect then words like perfect can discribe Stranger: u can go where somewhere You: i could go where somewhere You: or i could go somewhere You: D: Stranger: lol You: so then.. Stranger: ok Stranger: Im gonna mad and u maybe but it is true` Stranger: good lucjk You: thank you Stranger: hi You: hey Stranger: from? You: amercia the land of freedom You: you? Your conversational partner has disconnected.' [/quote] [quote] You: HIHIHIHIH Stranger: hi, i'm a remote controler. You: your a remote controler? Stranger: ya. Stranger: what are you? You: will you remote control my controler ..... if you know what i mean Stranger: i will Stranger: if you turn me on. You: ok You: "plugs you in" You: "flips the swtich" You: you on? Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/quote]
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hello Stranger: hello You: .... Stranger: .......... You: got 1 finger? Stranger: yea it's the middle one...saving it for you You: ...... im not a female..... You: PWND!
[code]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hey Stranger: hi Stranger: m or f? You: How are you? You: I am #23 You: i dont have a gender Stranger: r u still there? You: Affirmative. Stranger: dont hav gender? You: Negative. Stranger: look in between ur legs? Stranger: wat u c? You: I do not have any sex organs. You: I see circuits and wires Stranger: ;) Stranger: u r funny Stranger: can i c ur circuits and wire? You: Negative Stranger: hav any picS? You: http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/Zheel/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg Stranger: let me c some pic of u Stranger: then i will telll u ur gender You: Activating troll circuit You: C:\\Sys32\epictroll command run Your conversational partner has disconnected[/code]
[code] Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: hi You: hi. Stranger: look for something? You: ya You: i wana make swet love 2 u Stranger: wow You: interestd??? Stranger: crazy Stranger: i lve that You: me 2 Stranger: maybe 3p isbetter Stranger: do u think so? You: 3p?? Stranger: three ppl You: o You: ya Stranger: do u like it? You: ya sound gud. Stranger: uh.. You: wher we get 3 ppl?? Stranger: uh..my wife Stranger: join us You: o ok Stranger: uh.. Stranger: are you old enough? You: wat is old enough?? Stranger: i don't want to get arrested You: o i duno anything about that You: im 15 tho.. Stranger: uh.... You: ? Stranger: maybe it's proper now You: what proper?? Stranger: for me You: are we chattin?? Stranger: maybe You: ok let make swet love now Stranger: you first You: ok You: WARNING: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties associated with infringement of (Article 184*) of the Corruption of Minors Statute. Criminal infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of up to twelve years in prison and/or a $500,000 fine. Stranger: uh... Stranger: i am a loser Stranger: i am afraid that Stranger: so good bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. [/code] lolol
[code]You: Hey You: ASL Stranger: m Stranger: 24 Stranger: u? You: Cool Lets rp You: I'll be your brother and your my sister. As I came in your room you were naked so I covered my eyes but I was peeking through my fingers looking at your sexy body. Stranger: lol You: Your turn Stranger: when u were on the toilet i was looking thru a crack in the door. . . . You: I say: So do you think im hot? Stranger: very You: Do you want to go to my room Stranger: im already there You: >:O You: IT"S A TRAP Stranger: lol You: I jump in to Your room and pull out a m16 and blow the fuck out of you Stranger: great Stranger: well done Stranger: u freak You: After that I jump out the window and break my legs, arms, and tailbone. I die after that.[/code]
You: Sentence stories, you continue it. You: Once upon a day, Stranger: O HAI! Stranger: :D You: OSHIT You: IS IT...? Stranger: Miley Cyrus died. Stranger: >.> You: AWESOME You: Waaait You: Rape? Stranger: I THOUGHT WE WERE MAKING A STORY Stranger: O.O You: OH SHIT lol. Stranger: RAPE? You: YOU HAD MY HOPES UP XD. You: Okay, once upon a day, miley cirus died. Stranger: HAHA xD You: THis made the peasants mad, because Stranger: they always jacked off to her scandal pics. You: But now they only had magazines full of Stranger: How Jon and Kate Plus 8 break up and gay porn Stranger: THIS IS BORING Stranger: BYE
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! You: hello, sir Stranger: how are we doing today? You: just peachy. and you? Stranger: doin alright Stranger: just bored Stranger: tell me something interesting You: hmmm... You: did you know that the sound of a normal toilet fluching, is often in the sound of an E flat? Stranger: i did not know that Stranger: thats interesting You: indeed Stranger: where you from my friend You: the good 'ol U S of A. Stranger: where abouts? You: wont say specificly, but i live in the pacific reigon Stranger: lol Stranger: must be Cali Stranger: I'm from Mass You: really now? You: how interesting Stranger: trust me, its not You: are there cows? Stranger: not many i reckon Stranger: we got Stranger: bears You: thats interesting Stranger: STFU U PEDO Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: Facepunch? Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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