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[quote]You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: to kill niggers
Stranger: yourself?
You: eat them
Stranger: lovely
Stranger: how about i kill themfor you to eat?
You: they taste better than the asians
You: sounds like a plan
Stranger: get a we buiseness going
Stranger: ill kill a few later
Stranger: post them to you
You: I'll eat a few
You: post you the photos
You: you can uplaod
Stranger: you'll eat them all
Stranger: not a few
You: we'll make a website
Stranger: i want videos
You: okay
You: I'll make videos
You: of me
You: eating niggers'
You: in my birthday suite
Stranger: no
You: no?
Stranger: were your mothers wedding dress
Stranger: wear*
Stranger: they taste nicer when you wear wedding dresses
You: yes
You: that they do
You: and that way I won't get any nigger blood in my vagina
Stranger: surely you would want nigger blood in your vagine tho?
Stranger: its good for you
Stranger: gives you extra years in life
You: i already have enough unicorn blood up there
You: surely no more could fit
Connection imploded.[/quote]
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I lol'd.
I love the connection imploded.
Well I just had a normal conversation with a normal guy my age in Melbourne.
Seems that it's not always used for memes and lols.
[QUOTE=occer;14400758]Well I just had a normal conversation with a normal guy my age in Melbourne.
Seems that it's not always used for memes and lols.[/QUOTE]
Can't win 'em all
[quote]Stranger: zomg hi
You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: get laid by a ladyboy
Stranger: yours?
You: kill niggers and eat them
You: in my mothers wedding dress
You: and video it
You: and upload it to the interwbz
Stranger: thats nice, you sound like such a nice guy.
Stranger: your mommy proud?
You: she was
You: until I killed her
You: it was really her fault thought
Stranger: i bet
You: I told her I wanted the Air Jordans but she only got me Adidas
Stranger: addiad are teh shiz
You: My bball career is ruined now.
You: Not to mention all the buttsechs i got in jail
Stranger: teh buutsechs is gay
You: i enjoy it
You: i liek mudkipz moar though
Stranger: youre cool. i wanna grow up and be just like you
You: I'm only 12
Stranger: im 11 and 364 dayz
You: then please respect your elders
You: and fetch me a cup of joe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE=Hypnocratic;14400797]post[/QUOTE]
Holy shit that was me
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;14400801]Holy shit that was me[/QUOTE]
Which one. I posted 2.
And how can you prove it?
[QUOTE=Hypnocratic;14400813]Which one. I posted 2.
And how can you prove it?[/QUOTE]
Stranger: zomg hi
You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: get laid by a ladyboy
Stranger: yours?
You: kill niggers and eat them
You: in my mothers wedding dress
You: and video it
You: and upload it to the interwbz
Stranger: thats nice, you sound like such a nice guy.
Stranger: your mommy proud?
You: she was
You: until I killed her
You: it was really her fault thought
Stranger: i bet
You: I told her I wanted the Air Jordans but she only got me Adidas
Stranger: addiad are teh shiz
You: My bball career is ruined now.
You: Not to mention all the buttsechs i got in jail
Stranger: teh buutsechs is gay
You: i enjoy it
You: i liek mudkipz moar though
Stranger: youre cool. i wanna grow up and be just like you
You: I'm only 12
Stranger: im 11 and 364 dayz
You: then please respect your elders
You: and fetch me a cup of joe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That one.
[QUOTE=Spacewolf;14400817]Stranger: zomg hi
You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: get laid by a ladyboy
Stranger: yours?
You: kill niggers and eat them
You: in my mothers wedding dress
You: and video it
You: and upload it to the interwbz
Stranger: thats nice, you sound like such a nice guy.
Stranger: your mommy proud?
You: she was
You: until I killed her
You: it was really her fault thought
Stranger: i bet
You: I told her I wanted the Air Jordans but she only got me Adidas
Stranger: addiad are teh shiz
You: My bball career is ruined now.
You: Not to mention all the buttsechs i got in jail
Stranger: teh buutsechs is gay
You: i enjoy it
You: i liek mudkipz moar though
Stranger: youre cool. i wanna grow up and be just like you
You: I'm only 12
Stranger: im 11 and 364 dayz
You: then please respect your elders
You: and fetch me a cup of joe
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That one.[/QUOTE]
Ok, but how can you prove it?
You can't.
I believe you though
[quote]You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: hey
Stranger: travel
Stranger: and to "see it all"
Stranger: you?
You: fight a world of crime
Stranger: yea i wouldnt mind butfucking some people up
You: I aspire to be on a rediculous tv show like CSI or Law and Order
You: I kill niggers
You: did you know
You: I also eat them
Stranger: omfg
Stranger: sooo fun!!
You: Would you like to join me?
Stranger: please, show me the way
You: Through the door on the left, follow it past reception
Stranger: got any good jokes?
You: into the elevator
You: up to floor 3
You: back down to ground level
You: over to reception and then you fuck the nurse on the counter
You: are we clear?
Stranger: Yes SiR
Stranger: im jiggy with that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
That was me! Hahah!
Holy shit we're meeting left and right.
Boy, these random people are so funny. I mean get this, they post pictures of internet memes WHILE on the internet LOL, it's so funny I think I might just kill a child with a hacksaw
[quote]Stranger: What are your life goals?
You: hey
You: travel
You: and to "see it all"
You: you?
Stranger: fight a world of crime
You: yea i wouldnt mind butfucking some people up
Stranger: I aspire to be on a rediculous tv show like CSI or Law and Order
Stranger: I kill niggers
Stranger: did you know
Stranger: I also eat them
You: omfg
You: sooo fun!!
Stranger: Would you like to join me?
You: please, show me the way
Stranger: Through the door on the left, follow it past reception
You: got any good jokes?
Stranger: into the elevator
Stranger: up to floor 3
Stranger: back down to ground level
Stranger: over to reception and then you fuck the nurse on the counter
Stranger: are we clear?
You: Yes SiR
You: im jiggy with that
You have disconnected.[/quote]
Bahahhaha
Fucking hilarious
[quote]Stranger: Im Horny
You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: To have hawt sex
Stranger: wanna help me achieve them ;)
You: No niggers though right?
Stranger: yea no niggers
Stranger: Damn Im horny
Stranger: i could fuck anything thta moves
You: I dont do niggers
Stranger: Im no nigga
Stranger: u a woman?
You: Back in the 60's I was
Stranger: oh damn
Stranger: show me ur tits
You: Surgery removed them
You: I keep them in a jar though
You: wanna see?
Stranger: hell yea
You: ERROR 404
Stranger: FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I love this thread so much
[quote]Stranger: what
Stranger: what?
You: What are your life goals?
Stranger: um
Stranger: pretty much to battle a t.rex and win
Stranger: on an airplane
Stranger: that's on fire
You: dude
You: fuck off
You: you stole mine
You: get the fuck out of my thoughts
You: THATS IT
Stranger: it's a common goal
You: I'M TELLING MY DADDY ON YOU
Stranger: QUIT TOUCHING YOURSELF ITS CREEPY
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
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Stranger: Hi there :D
You: Hello
Stranger: "Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the cliff?"
You: Why?
Stranger: "Tequila"!
You: HAHAH THAT ACTUALLY MADE ME LAUGH
Stranger: Gotta love alcohol word play -_-"
Stranger: Nice weekend?
You: Yeah, it was alright, you?
Stranger: Mine was DULL
Stranger: saw some TERRIBLE films.
You: Yeah, I saw 12 rounds.
You: BORING SHIT
Stranger: Don't Mess with the Zohan...Paul Blart: Mall Cop...Crocodile Dundee 2
Stranger: I felt suicidal at the end
You: Haha
You: You're aussie?
Stranger: English!
You: Oh okay
Stranger: But when I saw those Aboriginies in CD2
Stranger: I threw my remote at the TV shouting F#%! OFF
Stranger: My mum shouted at me :(
You: TOUCH ME IN BAD PLACES MISTER SIR[/quote]
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Stranger: hello
You: Life.
You: Guten tag.
You: Have you ever wondered about ze life?
Stranger: gudenaben
You: Ze life of ze peoplez?
Stranger: vy yes i haff
You: Vell zen, I AM KURT VAGNER OF ZE GREAT MUNICH CIRCUS
You: I AM BLUE, AND SHIT BACON STRIPS.
Stranger: oic
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That wasn't very good...
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You: Hola.
Stranger: e
You: E?
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That was short-lived.
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Stranger: hi
You: Hola.
Stranger: asl?
You: What the fuck.
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: 7/f/AZ
Stranger: or american sign language, if you pretef
Stranger: lol*prefer
You: :I
You: THIS IS CHRIS HANSEN WITH DATELINE NBC
You: WE ARE TRACKING YOUR ISP
Stranger: OHNOES
You: NOW, JUST SIT STILL, MOTHERFUCKER.
Stranger: IS PARTY VAN COMING?!?!?!
Stranger: WELL???????
Stranger: IS IT????????????????
You: Party Van...
You: Uhh
You: Yeah, sure.
Stranger: haha
You: NIGGER PIES (Before closing the chat.)
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He ruined it for me by knowing what I was talking about... D:
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Stranger: salutations
You: Yo dawg
Stranger: are you from the hood?
Stranger: are you a hoodrat?
Stranger: you hoodrich?
You: Ya boi. I'm from da ghetto.
You: The rich ghetto.
Stranger: you have mad grammar for a ghetto thug
Stranger: ah i see
You: Comes wid da rich part, yo.
You: You gonna drop dat soap anytime soon?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: here i go
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lol.
[quote]You: you wanna smoke
You: cyber smoke
You: i bring out my 20 pack of marlboro
You: offer you one with a seductive wink
You: you accept
Stranger: I think im going to read up on some physics, actually.
Stranger: you have a good time, though
You: here, want a light?
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[quote]You: >:3
You: I'M GOING TO YIFF YOU
Stranger: :3
You: IN THE ASSSSS
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: not a fucking furry
You: oh yes
You: OH YES[/quote]
I laughed
I actually had a fine chat with some guy from America, who was a cook. He worked at nights usually, and he was quite a good drawer.
[quote]Stranger: <Begin_Process>
You: <ssecorP_nigeB>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[QUOTE]
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You: HI
Stranger: Greetings.
You: Stupid capslock
You: Don't you hate that button?
You: I know it's cruise control for cool, but it still sucks.
Stranger: It does?
You: Sometimes I wonder why manufacturers would make such a button.
Stranger: I never wonder.
You: Maybe they are just sinister of nature.
Stranger: They might be.
You: Possibly.
Stranger: Even tho'
You: Though?
Stranger: I have a rake up my anus.
You: I suppose that hurts?
Stranger: No.
You: Does it feel good?
Stranger: I am enjoying it thoroughly.
You: Would you recommend it?
Stranger: Yes.
You: Does it take a special kind of rake?
You: Or anus, for that matter?
You: Oh wait
You: I know who you are
You: You're the guy from goatse
You: !!!
You: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-[/QUOTE]
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You: I'm not wearing any pants :3
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[quote]Stranger: HELLO MY NAME IS BOXXY
You: Damn facepuncher
You: or
You: OH IS IT YOU
You: BOXXY
Stranger: CUNTPUNT
You: IM SORRY
Stranger: YES IT IS
You: OMG
You: I WANTED TO TELL YOu
You: UR SO HOT
Stranger: SPEAK TO ME AS IF I WERE YOUR GODDESS
You: YOU ARE MY LADY
Stranger: I KNOW I AM BUT WHAT ARE YOU
You: AND
You: GODDESs
You: IM WEARING A FUCKING V MASK YOU CANT SEE ME!
Stranger: I CAN FUCKING SEE YOU
You: OH GOD
Stranger: MY X RAY EYES SEE YOU
You: ARE YOU THE
You: GYT
You: GUY
Stranger: IM A GODDAMN
You: BEHIND MY WINDOW
You: I MEAN CHICK
Stranger: BATMAN
You: WOAH BATMAN?
Stranger: HELL YES
Stranger: WATCHING YOU CLOSELY
Stranger: TAKE OFF THAT SHIRT PLZ
You: OK
You: HERE
Stranger: SLOWLY
Stranger: SHOW SOME NIPPLE
You: THIS ONE?
Stranger: IT PLEASES ME
Stranger: YES
You: OR THE OTHER ONE?
You: OK
Stranger: THE RIGHT ONE
You: HERE YOU GO
Stranger: THE SLIGHTLY DARKER ONE
Stranger: I LIKE IT MOST
Stranger: MMMMMMMMYES
You: DO I PLEASE YOU MY GODDESS?
Stranger: YES YOU DO
You: WANT TO SEE SUM PENOR?
Stranger: ILL SPARE YOU ON JUDGEMENT DAY
Stranger: YES
Stranger: PLEASE
You: OK
You: GHERE YOU GO
Stranger: MOREEEEEEE
You: BOXXY PLS COME INSIDE
Stranger: OH YES
You: PLS
Stranger: IM COMING
You: I WANT TO
You: HAVE
Stranger: DO I HAVE TO TAKE MY SHOES OFF?
You: A COFFEE WITH YO
You: NO
Stranger: I LOVE COFFEE
You: I LIKE MEN WITH SHOES on
You: I MEAN
You: WOMEn
Stranger: LETS DISCUSS MATTERS OVER COFFEE
You: OK
Stranger: LISTEN I CAN BE WHATEVER YOU WANT
You: HERE YOU GO
You: YEAH
Stranger: THANK YOU IT IS DELICIOUS
You: BE A FURRY OKAY?
You: CAUSE
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: THATS GOING TOO FAR
You: I LOIIKE YIFFin
You: NO ITS NOT
Stranger: DAMMIT
You: JUST KIDDING
Stranger: IM OUT OF HERE. LOCK YOUR DOOR TOO
You: NO
You: DONT GO
You: PLEASE
You: BOXXY
Stranger: FINE
You: BOXXYY!
Stranger: GIVE ME
Stranger: ALL
You: PLS
Stranger: OF
Stranger: YOUR
Stranger: CANDY
You: OK
Stranger: AND YOUR MOM
You: I ONLY GOT THIS MARS BAR
Stranger: I LOVE MY WOMEN BLONDE
Stranger: ILL TAKE IT
You: MY MOMS DEAD,CANT YOU SEE THE CORPSE IN THE CORNER?
Stranger: THATS OKAY
You: WELL IF YOU LIKE NECROPHILIA
You: YEAH
You: GOOD
Stranger: IT MAKES THINGS INTERESTING
You: I TOUGHT SO
Stranger: WANNA THREESOME?
You: NO!
Stranger: WHY NOT?[/quote]
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You: LOL HELLO
You: ...
You: Ok, it didn't work.
You: Hello?
Is anyone there?
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Sorry.
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: Waht ?
You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
You: NEVER GONNA... NEVER GONNA... Shit.
You: Forgot.
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Aw, if I had remembered the words, I could've Rickroll'd this guy.
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You: Hi.
Stranger: im 14/f/cali
You: Is you pants open?
Stranger: ;-)
You: your*
You: I am gay! :D
Stranger: of course it is baby
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*I AM NOT REALLY GAY! O.O*
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You: Hi.
You: What does the scouter say about his power level?!
You: IT'S OVER 9000!
You: Lol.
You: Hello?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: brb
You: Ok?
You: Never gonna give you up
You: Never gonna let you down
You: Never gonna run around and desert you
Stranger: my hero
Stranger: *swoons*
You: Lol.
You: I thought you were AFK. o.o
Stranger: im surprised you havent disconnected yet
Stranger: i would have
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Want to be famous?
Stranger: how?
You: Connecting to server...
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You: Hi.
Stranger: Hi.
You: Want to be famous?
You: Lol
You: Ok, to the famius thing
Stranger: LOL shity jocke
You: famous*
Stranger: ok... tell me
You: You know Facepunch?
Stranger: no
You: Facepunch Studios?
You: Well, do you?
You: Because...
Stranger: because...
You: IT'S OVER 9000! You have become famous, bye!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Want to become famous?
Stranger: sointly
You: You know Facepunch?
Stranger: yes
You: Facepunch Studios?
You: Ok.
You: Are you a member?
Stranger: no
You: Ok.
You: Wait a sec, i'll be in a sec...
You: Lol.
Stranger: am i famous yet?
You:
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
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Stranger: hi
You: Connecting to server...
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Want to become famous?
Stranger: sointly
You: You know Facepunch?
Stranger: yes
You: Facepunch Studios?
You: Ok.
You: Are you a member?
Stranger: no
You: Ok.
You: Wait a sec, i'll be in a sec...
You: Lol.
Stranger: am i famous yet?
You:
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do i
A full commitments what Im thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
* never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Weve know each other for so long
Your hearts been aching
But youre too shy to say it
Inside we both know whats been going on
We know the game and were gonna play it
And if you ask me how Im feeling
Dont tell me youre too blind to see
(* repeat)
Give you up. give you up
Give you up, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, give you up
Never gonna give
Never gonna give, five you up
I just wanna tell you how Im feeling
Gotta make you understand
Stranger: ?
You: Oh, just a little chat with someone.
Stranger: lol
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You: Boo.
You: I'm a ghost. Fear me. -.-
Stranger: =))
Stranger: OMG.
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Man, I love this thing!
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You: Boo, I'm a ghost!
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Well, that was short. o.o
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Stranger: :hap:
You: Hi.
You: How old are you?
Stranger: :noel:
Stranger: 14 ans you ?
Stranger: I am a belgian boy
You: Ok. I am 32 and I am going to rape you.
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Nah, I lied my age. I am really 18.
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Stranger: Bombs?
You: Hi.
You: You want it?
Stranger: No
Stranger: You want it>
You: It's your's my friend, as long as you have enough Rubees.
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Stranger: hey there
You: Hi.
Stranger: friend
You: How old are you?
Stranger: 15
Stranger: u
You: NO U
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Stranger: Hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: how are you?
You: Fine, thanks.
Stranger: nice to hear
Stranger: asl?
You: What?
Stranger: age sex location
You: Oh. None of you business, none of your business and none of your business.
You: your*
Stranger: lol
Stranger: FAIL
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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: hey
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Stranger: nice
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Used a little copy.
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i'm lucy
You: I'm Dante.
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What's wrong with my name? o.o
Yeah, a little conversations.
[quote]You: HI!
Stranger: Look, it's time to be honest.
You: Okay
You: About what?
Stranger: You see how it says the number of users up in that corner?
Stranger: It's a lie.
Stranger: It's false.
You: :o
Stranger: There's just you and me on here.
Stranger: That's it.
You: Thats... Thats impossible
Stranger: I just keep messing with you over and over.
You: So, what have we been chatting then?
Stranger: Don't you have something better to do?
Stranger: Honestly?
You: Nah
Stranger: Seriously, have you not noticed how the themes are always the same?
Stranger: it's like a GAME.
You: Themes?
Stranger: and you just LOST[/quote]
Goddanm it.
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You: PROPANE
You: :o
Stranger: tHE MeANINg OF liFE
You: 42[/quote]
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You: hai
Stranger: /b/?
You: No, Facepunch
Stranger: ah
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You: LOL[/quote]
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