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[quote]Stranger: weird
You: ya
You: OMG YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED
You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
Stranger: :(
You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
Stranger: :(
You: notrly
You: haha
Stranger: :)
Stranger: YOU HAVE THOUGH
You: NOOOOOO
Stranger: *cue catchy music*
You: OH GOD STOP MY EARS ARE BLEEDING
You: |:- )
Stranger: This is Barack Obama
Stranger: I approve this message
You: No way i'm barack
You: oh wait this is hilary
You: i'll eat this chatroom
Stranger: bet
Stranger: bet you wont
You: ohrly
Stranger: fuck you, i hate white girls[/quote]
This is a bit of my conversation with Barack Obama
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: LOLOLOLO
Stranger: LULZ
You: INDEED!½
Stranger: you fat?
You: ofc
Stranger: Between 1988 and 1989, Miyazaki mutilated and killed four girls, ages four to seven; he then sexually molested their corpses. He drank the blood of one victim and ate her hand.[
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] sigh...
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Stranger: AHH I AM IN LABOR
Stranger: CALL 911
Stranger: THE BABY IS COMING
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: QUICK
You: EAT BABY!
Stranger: I CAN SEE THE HEAD
You: BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: QUICKKKKKKKK
You: FACEPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: IM GONNA POOP THIS BABY OUT
You: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
Stranger: AHH
Stranger: So relieved that was a big poop
You: poopelipoop
You: big like analsex?!
Stranger: Yup
You: DAIM
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Stranger: try here;
Stranger: [url]http://www.lemonparty.org/[/url]
You: lol
Stranger: its good, no?
You: ............
You: go to 1227.com
Stranger: i came buckets anyway...
Stranger: never gonna give you up?
You: XD
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: roflpie
Stranger: wat it do
You: make u skinny
Stranger: nou
You: yus
Stranger: NOU
You: UYS
You: UYS
Stranger: NOU
You: YUS*
Stranger: NOU
Stranger: NOU
You: BUY ME A KITTEN!
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You: AWESOME!!
You: like a facepunch
Stranger: NOU
You: LIKE YOU ON FACEPUNCH
Stranger: WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY FACE
Stranger: WHAT THE HELL
You: HAHAHA
You: SMELL MY DIRTY FEET!
Stranger: ARGHHHHHHH
Stranger: ATHLETES FOOT
Stranger: FML
Stranger: ;SAD;LKSAD[QWEOQWEP[O132221
You: AAAHAHH
Stranger: where am i
You: in hell
Stranger: am i dining there?
You: yup
Stranger: is it madness?
You: tasty tennis shoe for dinner
You: and yes
You: well no
You: CUZ IT IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Stranger: WELL PLAYED
You: OH YEA
You: U TOO
Stranger: TY PERKY
You: YEAH
You: NOW BUY ME SOME LUBE
Stranger: VASELINE OR KY?
You: VASELINE!
Stranger: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL YOU'RE GETTING KY IMO
You: I DON'T WANT!
Stranger: DO WANT
You: NO WANT
You: i want... PROPANE!!!!!!!1
Stranger: ARE YOU SURE?
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You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: NOW I'M GONNA GO HIDE!!
You: BAI
Stranger: PWNT
You: oh and this chat is going on a forum :3
Stranger: the same to you
You: just cuz it's epic
Stranger: wat forum
You: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url]
Stranger: [url]http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/omegle-talk-strangers-448505/index3.html[/url]
Stranger: imo
You: sweet
Stranger: word
You: bai
You have disconnected.[/quote] Awesome.
EDIT: [quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: THE GAME
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Oh god
Stranger: what is it!
You: spare meeee PLIIIEASE
Stranger: did they get in?
Stranger: fuck no! BLAM BLAM BLAM
You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE!
Stranger: mutherfucking zombies
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: blam blam blam
You: THEIRE EATING MAH BRAINS
You: ..af.sfh
You: hk
You: ui
Stranger: JOHNSON
You: brains....
Stranger: SWEET JOHNSON
Stranger: I AM SO SORRY
You: braaaaaaaaaaaiins....
Stranger: BANG
You: *thud*
Stranger: all alone in this gigantic mall
Stranger: surrounded by zombies
Stranger: this is the dawn
Stranger: OF THE DEAD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
Tis is awesum.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;14403585]Awesome.[/QUOTE]
i was the guy you were talking with imo
[QUOTE=OMGLOLNOU;14403628]i was the guy you were talking with imo[/QUOTE]
no way!
[QUOTE=KillerTele;14403691]no way![/QUOTE]
lol i fucked up and closed the convo before i could post it so i had to come on here to get it from you
[QUOTE=OMGLOLNOU;14403756]lol i fucked up and closed the convo before i could post it so i had to come on here to get it from you[/QUOTE]
Oh.. so that's why it took so long time before i saw it on the forum u posted!
I got into an extremely uninteresting conversation about the lifestyle of mexicans, their laws and the culture.
I didn't know how to end it.
[QUOTE=harryh11;14404096]I didn't know how to end it.[/QUOTE]
The disconnect button maybe?
[quote]You: yoyo
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: who are you
You: im a girl... in the US...
You: 19 :)
You: guess my name
Stranger: im a boy... in the finland...
Stranger: 17:)
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: :)
You: oooh is it cold there? i heard it was cold like all year
and im ashley :)
Stranger: that is lie.. in summer here is pretty warm:), oh that is nice name, im johan;)
You: cool name!
You: hey
Stranger: oh, thanks
Stranger: yes?
You: wanna cyber? =D
Stranger: yes:)
You: k
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Stranger: that is cool!
You: you've been rickrolled, son
Stranger: what
You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url]
Stranger: ??
You: also
You: my cock is ready now
FAAAAAGGOOTTTTTTTT[/quote]
[quote]You: yo dawg
Stranger: hi!
You: i heard u like [/quote]
[quote]You: fp?
Stranger: Stop right there, criminal scum!
You: what r u doing
Stranger: No one breaks the law on my watch.
You: ok faggot
Stranger: Now pay the fine or it's off to jail!
You: DO IT
Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!!
You: DO IT FAGGOT
Stranger: oh jesus
Stranger: there's deer penis in my rat ragy
Stranger: ragu*
You: sounds yummy
You: mmmm
Stranger: i know right
You: right
You: i heard
You: u like deer penis
Stranger: good god
Stranger: what a startling accusation[/quote]
[quote][You: Hai
Stranger: waffles?
Stranger: IS THAT U?
You: WAFFLES.....WAFFLES WITH SYRUP
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: NO
You: YES
Stranger: I SAY NO
You: I SAY YES GOOD SIR.
Stranger: WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES
You: POTATOS
Stranger: How dare you.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.[/quote]
What?
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: salut
You: O
You: M
You: G
You: *salutes*
Stranger: noeliste?
You: I don't have that listing, sorry.
Stranger: tu es gay n'est ce pas?
You: I'm not gay with my past.
You: Or with any form of a nest.
Stranger: Je comprends pas ta langue de babouin
You: Who is Je and why is he comprehending language of the baboons?
Stranger: Nan mais parle français sale abruti
You: Your nanny may give you a french pearl necklace?! Dude, you're fucked up.
You: All whilst on a sailboat!?
Stranger: Tu connais morsay?
You: I need not say more about Sean Connery, no.
Stranger: Je te parle pas de sean connery mais du rappeur morsay
You: No you.
Stranger: Morsay sing rap, morsay it is a monkey but he are french.... its horrible
You: No hablas inglés.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I wasted so much fucking time on this!
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHO WAS PHONE
Stranger: HOW IS BABBY FORMED
You: they need to way to instain mother
Stranger: oh shit
Stranger: please dont be from ontd
You: wtfs ontd
Stranger: lmao
You: im from facepunch bitch
Stranger: a gossip lj comm
Stranger: that sounds quite lovely
You: NIGGER
You have disconnected.[/quote]
What's ontd?
[quote=robman8908;14404895][/quote]
lol
[quote]Stranger: hello
Stranger: stranger
You: hello
You: stranger
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so where are you from?
You: i originate from eastern europe
You: under the eastern star
Stranger: um
Stranger: which is where?
You: do you like kittens?
Stranger: I love them
You: very good
You: they make delicious pie
Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote]
i was bored.
[QUOTE=Stranger;14407411]Stranger: hey
You: Roooar...?
Stranger: DERRRRRRPP
You: HEERRRPRPPPP DEEEEERRRRPPPP
Stranger: DURRRRRR
You: HUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: Retard contest >:D
You: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Stranger: DERP DERP DERPPPPPP
You: DUUURRRRR PUUUUHHHHHHH FUUUUUUPPPPP
Stranger: so how about those stem cells
Stranger: AMAZING ISN'T IT
You: Funny stuff.
You: Like flowers? :D?
You: Flow stems....
You: :D?
Stranger: YES
Stranger: :D
You: ORLY?
Stranger: YARLY
You: ORLY?[/QUOTE]
I win >:D
[code]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: UG?
You: Hello, hello.
You: hmm?
Stranger: dammit!
You: This saddens me.
Stranger: im looking for someone :(
You: oh god
Stranger: out of 3188
Stranger: pretty much fucked :D
You: I would disconnect but you would most certainly take a screencap
You: and post this on http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021
Stranger: nope, id post on UG
Stranger: but hey
Stranger: same principle
You: wtf is ug anyway
You: I thought it was... "u gay?" or something shit
Stranger: Ultimate-Guitar.com
You: oh.
Stranger: russian owned site
You: Stranger: UG?
You: Stranger: im looking for someone :(
Stranger: ....
Stranger: OH NOES!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cough
You: so
You: facepunch
You: or fbi
Stranger: slap
You: you choose
You: ooooow
You: what was that for
Stranger: for coughing in my face
You: lol asl
Stranger: 45/yes please/here
Stranger: u
You: oh god
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: pedophiles
You: they're eatingm y flesh
Stranger: and plentyy of them
You: go jackson 5!
Stranger: now you will turn into azombie paedo
You: never
You: the jackson 5 are here
You: but one is a pedophile himself
Stranger: sorry only 3 now
You: guess who
Stranger: the one touching the kids perhaps?
You: why is facepunch so cruel
You: why oh why
Stranger: z
You: salut et fraternité
You: NAZI ZOMBIES
Stranger: true that
You: I AM A POSTING THIS CHAT IN FACEPUNCH
You: PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE
Stranger: nazi paedo zombies
Stranger: savage
You: god dman you
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
Yeah I know I suck at it.
I got the same person twice in a row
I was amazed, but he didn't realise how much of a coincidence this was and disconnected immediately.
Damn
[quote]Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: cough
You: so
You: facepunch
You: or fbi
Stranger: slap
You: you choose
You: ooooow
You: what was that for
Stranger: for coughing in my face
You: lol asl
Stranger: 45/yes please/here
Stranger: u
You: oh god
You: NOOOOOOOOOOO
You: pedophiles
You: they're eatingm y flesh
Stranger: and plentyy of them
You: go jackson 5!
Stranger: now you will turn into azombie paedo
You: never
You: the jackson 5 are here
You: but one is a pedophile himself
Stranger: sorry only 3 now
You: guess who
Stranger: the one touching the kids perhaps?
You: why is facepunch so cruel
You: why oh why
Stranger: z
You: salut et fraternité
You: NAZI ZOMBIES
Stranger: true that
You: I AM A POSTING THIS CHAT IN FACEPUNCH
You: PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE
Stranger: nazi paedo zombies
Stranger: savage
You: god dman you
You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
You: do you have many friends?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:(
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: hi
Stranger: where are u from?
You: usa
Stranger: brazil
You: cool
Stranger: ^^
Stranger: what's your name?
You: hollin magroin
Stranger: i'm bruno
[quote]Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ?
Stranger: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
You: HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Facepuncher?
Stranger: Ya rly
You: NO RLY!?
Stranger: SRSLY
You: D:
Stranger: \0/
You: \0/
You: 1 word story? D:
Stranger: Kay
You: I
Stranger: ate
You: a
Stranger: nigger
You: that
Stranger: tasted
You: like
Stranger: fried
You: chifcken
Stranger: it
You: was
Stranger: tasty
You: and
Stranger: my
You: penis
Stranger: became
You: hard
Stranger: until
You: I
Stranger: came
You: into
Stranger: my
You: dog's
Stranger: ass
You: and
Stranger: rubbed
You: his
Stranger: veiny
You: throbbing
Stranger: hairy
You: cock
Stranger: Then
You: steam
Stranger: rushed
You: into
Stranger: my
You: computar
Stranger: causing
You: steam
Stranger: to
You: crash
Stranger: which
You: made
Stranger: me
You: angry
Stranger: so
You: I
Stranger: farted
You: into
Stranger: a
You: harddrive
Stranger: as
You: my
Stranger: dad
You: walked
Stranger: into
You: the
Stranger: room
You: and
Stranger: stroked
You: your
Stranger: dripping
You: Mouth
Stranger: as
You: His
Stranger: trousers
You: started
Stranger: to
You: tent
Stranger: in
You: a
Stranger: huge
You: veiny
Stranger: triumphant
You: shape
Stranger: that
You: was
Stranger: amazingly
You: big
Stranger: the
You: it
Stranger: snapped
You: his
Stranger: cock
You: into
Stranger: over
You: your
Stranger: mouth
You: and
Stranger: I CAME OMG LOL MUST FIND MOAR LULZ <3 xD[/quote]
WIN.
I love this dude.
[quote]You: THE GAME
Stranger: michael douglas?
Stranger: so good
You: Yes
You: yes indeed
You: Do you like anal sex?
Stranger: yeah it's amazing
Stranger: you?
You: I wholeheartedly agree
You: want to have anal sex now?
Stranger: yeah, my boyfriend is out though
You: LOL NO
You have disconnected.[/quote]
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