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[quote]Stranger: weird You: ya You: OMG YOU'VE BEEN RICK ROLLED You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Stranger: :( You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN Stranger: :( You: notrly You: haha Stranger: :) Stranger: YOU HAVE THOUGH You: NOOOOOO Stranger: *cue catchy music* You: OH GOD STOP MY EARS ARE BLEEDING You: |:- ) Stranger: This is Barack Obama Stranger: I approve this message You: No way i'm barack You: oh wait this is hilary You: i'll eat this chatroom Stranger: bet Stranger: bet you wont You: ohrly Stranger: fuck you, i hate white girls[/quote] This is a bit of my conversation with Barack Obama
[quote]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: LOLOLOLO Stranger: LULZ You: INDEED!½ Stranger: you fat? You: ofc Stranger: Between 1988 and 1989, Miyazaki mutilated and killed four girls, ages four to seven; he then sexually molested their corpses. He drank the blood of one victim and ate her hand.[ Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote] sigh...
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: AHH I AM IN LABOR Stranger: CALL 911 Stranger: THE BABY IS COMING You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Stranger: QUICK You: EAT BABY! Stranger: I CAN SEE THE HEAD You: BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: QUICKKKKKKKK You: FACEPUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stranger: IM GONNA POOP THIS BABY OUT You: POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP Stranger: AHH Stranger: So relieved that was a big poop You: poopelipoop You: big like analsex?! Stranger: Yup You: DAIM Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.
Stranger: try here; Stranger: [url]http://www.lemonparty.org/[/url] You: lol Stranger: its good, no? You: ............ You: go to 1227.com Stranger: i came buckets anyway... Stranger: never gonna give you up? You: XD
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: roflpie Stranger: wat it do You: make u skinny Stranger: nou You: yus Stranger: NOU You: UYS You: UYS Stranger: NOU You: YUS* Stranger: NOU Stranger: NOU You: BUY ME A KITTEN! 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You: BAI Stranger: PWNT You: oh and this chat is going on a forum :3 Stranger: the same to you You: just cuz it's epic Stranger: wat forum You: [url]www.facepunch.com[/url] Stranger: [url]http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/62/bbv4life/omegle-talk-strangers-448505/index3.html[/url] Stranger: imo You: sweet Stranger: word You: bai You have disconnected.[/quote] Awesome. EDIT: [quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: THE GAME Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: Oh god Stranger: what is it! You: spare meeee PLIIIEASE Stranger: did they get in? Stranger: fuck no! BLAM BLAM BLAM You: THEYRE EVERYWHERE! Stranger: mutherfucking zombies Stranger: suck my dick Stranger: blam blam blam You: THEIRE EATING MAH BRAINS You: ..af.sfh You: hk You: ui Stranger: JOHNSON You: brains.... Stranger: SWEET JOHNSON Stranger: I AM SO SORRY You: braaaaaaaaaaaiins.... Stranger: BANG You: *thud* Stranger: all alone in this gigantic mall Stranger: surrounded by zombies Stranger: this is the dawn Stranger: OF THE DEAD Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code] Tis is awesum.
[QUOTE=KillerTele;14403585]Awesome.[/QUOTE] i was the guy you were talking with imo
[QUOTE=OMGLOLNOU;14403628]i was the guy you were talking with imo[/QUOTE] no way!
[QUOTE=KillerTele;14403691]no way![/QUOTE] lol i fucked up and closed the convo before i could post it so i had to come on here to get it from you
[QUOTE=OMGLOLNOU;14403756]lol i fucked up and closed the convo before i could post it so i had to come on here to get it from you[/QUOTE] Oh.. so that's why it took so long time before i saw it on the forum u posted!
I got into an extremely uninteresting conversation about the lifestyle of mexicans, their laws and the culture. I didn't know how to end it.
[QUOTE=harryh11;14404096]I didn't know how to end it.[/QUOTE] The disconnect button maybe?
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You: you've been rickrolled, son Stranger: what You: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI[/url] Stranger: ?? You: also You: my cock is ready now FAAAAAGGOOTTTTTTTT[/quote] [quote]You: yo dawg Stranger: hi! You: i heard u like [/quote] [quote]You: fp? Stranger: Stop right there, criminal scum! You: what r u doing Stranger: No one breaks the law on my watch. You: ok faggot Stranger: Now pay the fine or it's off to jail! You: DO IT Stranger: THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!!!!!!! You: DO IT FAGGOT Stranger: oh jesus Stranger: there's deer penis in my rat ragy Stranger: ragu* You: sounds yummy You: mmmm Stranger: i know right You: right You: i heard You: u like deer penis Stranger: good god Stranger: what a startling accusation[/quote]
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[quote][You: Hai Stranger: waffles? Stranger: IS THAT U? You: WAFFLES.....WAFFLES WITH SYRUP Stranger: NO You: YES Stranger: NO You: YES Stranger: I SAY NO You: I SAY YES GOOD SIR. Stranger: WAFFLES WAFFLES WAFFLES You: POTATOS Stranger: How dare you. Your conversational partner has disconnected. or send us feedback.[/quote] What?
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: salut You: O You: M You: G You: *salutes* Stranger: noeliste? You: I don't have that listing, sorry. Stranger: tu es gay n'est ce pas? You: I'm not gay with my past. You: Or with any form of a nest. Stranger: Je comprends pas ta langue de babouin You: Who is Je and why is he comprehending language of the baboons? Stranger: Nan mais parle français sale abruti You: Your nanny may give you a french pearl necklace?! Dude, you're fucked up. You: All whilst on a sailboat!? Stranger: Tu connais morsay? You: I need not say more about Sean Connery, no. Stranger: Je te parle pas de sean connery mais du rappeur morsay You: No you. Stranger: Morsay sing rap, morsay it is a monkey but he are french.... its horrible You: No hablas inglés. Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote]
I wasted so much fucking time on this!
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WHO WAS PHONE Stranger: HOW IS BABBY FORMED You: they need to way to instain mother Stranger: oh shit Stranger: please dont be from ontd You: wtfs ontd Stranger: lmao You: im from facepunch bitch Stranger: a gossip lj comm Stranger: that sounds quite lovely You: NIGGER You have disconnected.[/quote] What's ontd?
[quote=robman8908;14404895][/quote] lol
[quote]Stranger: hello Stranger: stranger You: hello You: stranger Stranger: lol Stranger: so where are you from? You: i originate from eastern europe You: under the eastern star Stranger: um Stranger: which is where? You: do you like kittens? Stranger: I love them You: very good You: they make delicious pie Your conversational partner has disconnected[/quote] i was bored.
[QUOTE=Stranger;14407411]Stranger: hey You: Roooar...? Stranger: DERRRRRRPP You: HEERRRPRPPPP DEEEEERRRRPPPP Stranger: DURRRRRR You: HUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR You: Retard contest >:D You: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP Stranger: DERP DERP DERPPPPPP You: DUUURRRRR PUUUUHHHHHHH FUUUUUUPPPPP Stranger: so how about those stem cells Stranger: AMAZING ISN'T IT You: Funny stuff. You: Like flowers? :D? You: Flow stems.... You: :D? Stranger: YES Stranger: :D You: ORLY? Stranger: YARLY You: ORLY?[/QUOTE] I win >:D
[code]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: UG? You: Hello, hello. You: hmm? Stranger: dammit! You: This saddens me. Stranger: im looking for someone :( You: oh god Stranger: out of 3188 Stranger: pretty much fucked :D You: I would disconnect but you would most certainly take a screencap You: and post this on http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=718021 Stranger: nope, id post on UG Stranger: but hey Stranger: same principle You: wtf is ug anyway You: I thought it was... "u gay?" or something shit Stranger: Ultimate-Guitar.com You: oh. Stranger: russian owned site You: Stranger: UG? You: Stranger: im looking for someone :( Stranger: .... Stranger: OH NOES! Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/code]
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: cough You: so You: facepunch You: or fbi Stranger: slap You: you choose You: ooooow You: what was that for Stranger: for coughing in my face You: lol asl Stranger: 45/yes please/here Stranger: u You: oh god You: NOOOOOOOOOOO You: pedophiles You: they're eatingm y flesh Stranger: and plentyy of them You: go jackson 5! Stranger: now you will turn into azombie paedo You: never You: the jackson 5 are here You: but one is a pedophile himself Stranger: sorry only 3 now You: guess who Stranger: the one touching the kids perhaps? You: why is facepunch so cruel You: why oh why Stranger: z You: salut et fraternité You: NAZI ZOMBIES Stranger: true that You: I AM A POSTING THIS CHAT IN FACEPUNCH You: PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE Stranger: nazi paedo zombies Stranger: savage You: god dman you You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote] Yeah I know I suck at it.
I got the same person twice in a row I was amazed, but he didn't realise how much of a coincidence this was and disconnected immediately. Damn
[quote]Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: cough You: so You: facepunch You: or fbi Stranger: slap You: you choose You: ooooow You: what was that for Stranger: for coughing in my face You: lol asl Stranger: 45/yes please/here Stranger: u You: oh god You: NOOOOOOOOOOO You: pedophiles You: they're eatingm y flesh Stranger: and plentyy of them You: go jackson 5! Stranger: now you will turn into azombie paedo You: never You: the jackson 5 are here You: but one is a pedophile himself Stranger: sorry only 3 now You: guess who Stranger: the one touching the kids perhaps? You: why is facepunch so cruel You: why oh why Stranger: z You: salut et fraternité You: NAZI ZOMBIES Stranger: true that You: I AM A POSTING THIS CHAT IN FACEPUNCH You: PREPARE FOR THE INEVITABLE Stranger: nazi paedo zombies Stranger: savage You: god dman you You: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/quote]
You: do you have many friends? Your conversational partner has disconnected. :(
Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi! You: hi Stranger: where are u from? You: usa Stranger: brazil You: cool Stranger: ^^ Stranger: what's your name? You: hollin magroin Stranger: i'm bruno
[quote]Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: ? Stranger: HAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You: HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Facepuncher? Stranger: Ya rly You: NO RLY!? Stranger: SRSLY You: D: Stranger: \0/ You: \0/ You: 1 word story? D: Stranger: Kay You: I Stranger: ate You: a Stranger: nigger You: that Stranger: tasted You: like Stranger: fried You: chifcken Stranger: it You: was Stranger: tasty You: and Stranger: my You: penis Stranger: became You: hard Stranger: until You: I Stranger: came You: into Stranger: my You: dog's Stranger: ass You: and Stranger: rubbed You: his Stranger: veiny You: throbbing Stranger: hairy You: cock Stranger: Then You: steam Stranger: rushed You: into Stranger: my You: computar Stranger: causing You: steam Stranger: to You: crash Stranger: which You: made Stranger: me You: angry Stranger: so You: I Stranger: farted You: into Stranger: a You: harddrive Stranger: as You: my Stranger: dad You: walked Stranger: into You: the Stranger: room You: and Stranger: stroked You: your Stranger: dripping You: Mouth Stranger: as You: His Stranger: trousers You: started Stranger: to You: tent Stranger: in You: a Stranger: huge You: veiny Stranger: triumphant You: shape Stranger: that You: was Stranger: amazingly You: big Stranger: the You: it Stranger: snapped You: his Stranger: cock You: into Stranger: over You: your Stranger: mouth You: and Stranger: I CAME OMG LOL MUST FIND MOAR LULZ <3 xD[/quote] WIN. I love this dude.
[quote]You: THE GAME Stranger: michael douglas? Stranger: so good You: Yes You: yes indeed You: Do you like anal sex? Stranger: yeah it's amazing Stranger: you? You: I wholeheartedly agree You: want to have anal sex now? Stranger: yeah, my boyfriend is out though You: LOL NO You have disconnected.[/quote]
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